Post by Crazy J zt on Jan 28, 2017 9:32:53 GMT -5
the scene opens up and the women playing andre mom is sitting on the couch and young andre is rubbing her feet . She is smoking away as you see the outdated décor in the room lts you know it is old as fuck.
Big Old Black Women: You see Andre you want to grow up to be a king like M L K then you need to understand some things… you have to be willing to fight for your rights…. Rosa Park refused to sit on the back of the bus and yet every day I see that bus pull up your ass is walking from the back of the bus…
Little Andre holmes (fake): we live in an all black area what do you want me to do? What do you want me to do every kid that gets on that bus is black… plus I like the back of the bus….. back of the bus… Back of the bus… back of the bus….. back of the bus… Back of the bus…
Crazy J: Back of the bus really triggered you back in the day. I bet that your momma was so disappointed at you she wanted you to be a leader of your race. But at the end of the day you chose to go a different route. You could use your star powers for good and show the world what a strong man acts like but instead you choose to be a bitch … you have two daughters that look up to you and they are learning about how men act… So don’t get mad when T dog and hollow point get your girls pregnant and the girls think its cool that their baby daddy aint shit… I know we have talked about you raising your daughter to quit… but dude she sees a man that expects everything to be given to him…. And when it doesn’t happen he just walks away… you ex wife became a drunk so what did you do walk away… a real man would get her help. But yet again you was too busy fucking the bitches… you see I am what they call a heel and I let it be known that I am an asshole…. But I have been faithful to Lisa and I love her. I am not ready to be a dad but someday I hope I am. You talk about how I will never have what you have and I am ok with that… really why would I want what you have… you have two girls that are starving for attention and they want attention from you either positive or negative. It is very sad that you have allowed yourself to be that bad negative source… you just don’t seem to understand that once wrestling is over for you all you will have is your family and 16 baby mommas… your going to be fucked when they all want to get paid…
a court room is shown and lady walks out and says all rise for the honorable Crazy J… Crazy J walks out wearing a black robe and he tells everyone they may be seated. The judge calls the first case.
Crazy J: The State of Texas calls Andre Holmes vs Skank MCSkanky.
Andre Holmes and some skank bitch walks up she is a skanky looking women…
Andre: I know I didn’t fuck this bitch…
girl: Oh hell no you know you had sex with me Andre on the back of the city bus…
Andre: your just saying I am the daddy…
girl: you are so full of shit andre I know that little dick of yours and I fucked you while you talked to your girl friend… you promised me I would be your number 3 chick behind your ex wife and your live in girl friend.
Andre: why do you got to bring up old shit?
Crazy J: well look Andre she wants child support and we did a paternity test and you…. you are the father….
girl: I told you mother fucker this nigga is going to be broke.
Crazy J: I will grant you $2,000 a month in child support…. Ok next case is Andre Holmes vs. vag wide
actions words Fake andre just stands where he is and another women walks up.
Andre: I swear I didn’t fuck this bitch either. Crazy J you have to help me… don’t I get a lawyer?
CRAZY J: look at you thinking you are entitled. No lawyer for the spook… now Vag wide tell me how you know its his?
girl: the baby is always demanding stuff.
CRAZY J: well that’s all I need…. Ok I don’t want to keep this going all 10 women claiming to have Andre is the dead I award you each $2,000 per child per month. This is done…. Andre you need to find jesus isn’t that what you told me on twitter a while back? You are garbage…. Nothing more to say.
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the scene opens and Jay wonderful is sitting with Claire… Claire is crying and she is shaking… Jay wonderful hands Claire a bible. She didn’t want to read the bible or even talk about god… but she didn’t want to be alone… she wanted it to be crazy J to talk to her and she wanted evil to fuck her. but Jay Wonderful was there to be her friend and be supportive. The two are sitting in shep’s house. They are in the living room and you can see the house is trashed from when the police went thought the house. Jay wonderful opens his book its not a bible.
Jay Wonderful: Claire I brought you this book as well… it was written by Megan Comfort you see two million people are locked up and most of them are men… now this book has section that might not apply because you are not sleeping with shep right?
Claire: why do you always ask that…. I mean Crazy J asked that as well I am for sure not having relations with him.
Jay Wonderful: what have they told you so far?
Claire: I haven’t heard much Jay…. What do I do now?
Jay Wonderful: turn to the lord and let him help you
Claire: look Jay I don’t really know Jesus… and I don’t know how to find him.
Jay Wonderful: Claire that is amazing it is never too late to find Jesus. Turn your heart to god… open it up and he will come in.
It was then that Claire knew she had to do something she couldn’t just sit in her brothers home knowing he was gone.
Jay Wonderful: in psalms Chapter 69 it says something like, the lord will hear those In need and will not despise his very own people who are prisoners as well. But as in Hebrews we hear that we need to remember those who have gone to prison as if we are with them in prison.
Jay Wonderful: I am so happy you are ready to hear this message… I just wish I could get andre to listen I could save him. All these baby mamas and all this drama… at least he was able to admit he was a bad husband… but he doesn’t see how he is hurting everyone around him and him self… I have left Evil and Crazy J a lot of information and begged them to try and get the point across. I think when Andre loses this match it will be good for him it will teach him that he needs to revaluate his life and where it is going.
Claire: so who is wrestling the match this week?
Jay Wonderful: At this time we don’t know who its going to be… Andre will get defeated no matter who he faces.
Claire: I really think it should be J or Evil you don’t seem to be hardcore…
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Crazy J is sitting on his couch and he is watching some tv… he has a beer in his hand and he looks over at Lisa.
Lisa: why do you not want to marry me but you wanted to marry a doll you made off me?
Crazy J: She bitched a lot less… even when she has that horrible period incident. But see Lisa I still love you I just don’t understand why you are so angry all the time… look I think you needs medication.
Lisa: look J before we go down the who needs meds….
CRAZY J: well Lisa it is like you have split personalities…
Lisa: shut the fuck up…. I cannot believe you just said that…. I stuck with you when you was flirting with Claire and I put up with your face paint always on the sheets and towels and pillow cases. I put up with Claire to try and make you happy… but I am tired of feeling like your mom…. I want to be a mom…
Crazy J: well shit why didn’t you tell me hell lets change that tomorrow, it’s a little late tonight. But tomorrow I want to give you what you want.
Crazy J walks out of the room and Lisa is so happy she grabs her phone and calls one off her lady friends J hated.
Lisa: I am going to be a mom….NO I don’t have a baby yet but J is going to start to cum in me starting tomorrow. I am so happy I will be a great mom… and J will be a dad……………. No look he will be ok and if not I will move out with the kid… But if he is who I think he is he will take the meds for his son or daughter and be a great dad…
the scene cuts to Crazy J and he is upstairs on the computer. He looks really focused on what he is doing… he notices the camera man and he shuts the laptop.
Crazy J: so andre its getting closer to Rise up and I am just wondering what we can expect next more videos of a letter… no one wants to watch it. Just like your dumb ass show… but look today we looked at your future so my closing comments about you is you need to stop making babies with every slut you come across and you need to find jesus hahaha. But if you keep up you will be paying women more money then what you make…. Maybe you should get snipped so you stop making ghetto babies… no matter what you do… you now know how bad of a father you are and how bad of a partner you are… maybe that’s why no one wants to tag with you full time. But hey do as you want but come rise up I am walking out with my belt and you will stand with no title shot ever again. The court rest…. Damn I would be a good fucking judge. We the People of the United States want to stop Andre Holmes from making any more entitled children…. The world has to many kids now that have fakes ass dads… so as a child of a fucked up dad I beg you andre to stop fucking women or use my double P method Pull and Pray or Choke the bitch tell she dies after…
Big Old Black Women: You see Andre you want to grow up to be a king like M L K then you need to understand some things… you have to be willing to fight for your rights…. Rosa Park refused to sit on the back of the bus and yet every day I see that bus pull up your ass is walking from the back of the bus…
Little Andre holmes (fake): we live in an all black area what do you want me to do? What do you want me to do every kid that gets on that bus is black… plus I like the back of the bus….. back of the bus… Back of the bus… back of the bus….. back of the bus… Back of the bus…
Crazy J: Back of the bus really triggered you back in the day. I bet that your momma was so disappointed at you she wanted you to be a leader of your race. But at the end of the day you chose to go a different route. You could use your star powers for good and show the world what a strong man acts like but instead you choose to be a bitch … you have two daughters that look up to you and they are learning about how men act… So don’t get mad when T dog and hollow point get your girls pregnant and the girls think its cool that their baby daddy aint shit… I know we have talked about you raising your daughter to quit… but dude she sees a man that expects everything to be given to him…. And when it doesn’t happen he just walks away… you ex wife became a drunk so what did you do walk away… a real man would get her help. But yet again you was too busy fucking the bitches… you see I am what they call a heel and I let it be known that I am an asshole…. But I have been faithful to Lisa and I love her. I am not ready to be a dad but someday I hope I am. You talk about how I will never have what you have and I am ok with that… really why would I want what you have… you have two girls that are starving for attention and they want attention from you either positive or negative. It is very sad that you have allowed yourself to be that bad negative source… you just don’t seem to understand that once wrestling is over for you all you will have is your family and 16 baby mommas… your going to be fucked when they all want to get paid…
a court room is shown and lady walks out and says all rise for the honorable Crazy J… Crazy J walks out wearing a black robe and he tells everyone they may be seated. The judge calls the first case.
Crazy J: The State of Texas calls Andre Holmes vs Skank MCSkanky.
Andre Holmes and some skank bitch walks up she is a skanky looking women…
Andre: I know I didn’t fuck this bitch…
girl: Oh hell no you know you had sex with me Andre on the back of the city bus…
Andre: your just saying I am the daddy…
girl: you are so full of shit andre I know that little dick of yours and I fucked you while you talked to your girl friend… you promised me I would be your number 3 chick behind your ex wife and your live in girl friend.
Andre: why do you got to bring up old shit?
Crazy J: well look Andre she wants child support and we did a paternity test and you…. you are the father….
girl: I told you mother fucker this nigga is going to be broke.
Crazy J: I will grant you $2,000 a month in child support…. Ok next case is Andre Holmes vs. vag wide
actions words Fake andre just stands where he is and another women walks up.
Andre: I swear I didn’t fuck this bitch either. Crazy J you have to help me… don’t I get a lawyer?
CRAZY J: look at you thinking you are entitled. No lawyer for the spook… now Vag wide tell me how you know its his?
girl: the baby is always demanding stuff.
CRAZY J: well that’s all I need…. Ok I don’t want to keep this going all 10 women claiming to have Andre is the dead I award you each $2,000 per child per month. This is done…. Andre you need to find jesus isn’t that what you told me on twitter a while back? You are garbage…. Nothing more to say.
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the scene opens and Jay wonderful is sitting with Claire… Claire is crying and she is shaking… Jay wonderful hands Claire a bible. She didn’t want to read the bible or even talk about god… but she didn’t want to be alone… she wanted it to be crazy J to talk to her and she wanted evil to fuck her. but Jay Wonderful was there to be her friend and be supportive. The two are sitting in shep’s house. They are in the living room and you can see the house is trashed from when the police went thought the house. Jay wonderful opens his book its not a bible.
Jay Wonderful: Claire I brought you this book as well… it was written by Megan Comfort you see two million people are locked up and most of them are men… now this book has section that might not apply because you are not sleeping with shep right?
Claire: why do you always ask that…. I mean Crazy J asked that as well I am for sure not having relations with him.
Jay Wonderful: what have they told you so far?
Claire: I haven’t heard much Jay…. What do I do now?
Jay Wonderful: turn to the lord and let him help you
Claire: look Jay I don’t really know Jesus… and I don’t know how to find him.
Jay Wonderful: Claire that is amazing it is never too late to find Jesus. Turn your heart to god… open it up and he will come in.
It was then that Claire knew she had to do something she couldn’t just sit in her brothers home knowing he was gone.
Jay Wonderful: in psalms Chapter 69 it says something like, the lord will hear those In need and will not despise his very own people who are prisoners as well. But as in Hebrews we hear that we need to remember those who have gone to prison as if we are with them in prison.
Jay Wonderful: I am so happy you are ready to hear this message… I just wish I could get andre to listen I could save him. All these baby mamas and all this drama… at least he was able to admit he was a bad husband… but he doesn’t see how he is hurting everyone around him and him self… I have left Evil and Crazy J a lot of information and begged them to try and get the point across. I think when Andre loses this match it will be good for him it will teach him that he needs to revaluate his life and where it is going.
Claire: so who is wrestling the match this week?
Jay Wonderful: At this time we don’t know who its going to be… Andre will get defeated no matter who he faces.
Claire: I really think it should be J or Evil you don’t seem to be hardcore…
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Crazy J is sitting on his couch and he is watching some tv… he has a beer in his hand and he looks over at Lisa.
Lisa: why do you not want to marry me but you wanted to marry a doll you made off me?
Crazy J: She bitched a lot less… even when she has that horrible period incident. But see Lisa I still love you I just don’t understand why you are so angry all the time… look I think you needs medication.
Lisa: look J before we go down the who needs meds….
CRAZY J: well Lisa it is like you have split personalities…
Lisa: shut the fuck up…. I cannot believe you just said that…. I stuck with you when you was flirting with Claire and I put up with your face paint always on the sheets and towels and pillow cases. I put up with Claire to try and make you happy… but I am tired of feeling like your mom…. I want to be a mom…
Crazy J: well shit why didn’t you tell me hell lets change that tomorrow, it’s a little late tonight. But tomorrow I want to give you what you want.
Crazy J walks out of the room and Lisa is so happy she grabs her phone and calls one off her lady friends J hated.
Lisa: I am going to be a mom….NO I don’t have a baby yet but J is going to start to cum in me starting tomorrow. I am so happy I will be a great mom… and J will be a dad……………. No look he will be ok and if not I will move out with the kid… But if he is who I think he is he will take the meds for his son or daughter and be a great dad…
the scene cuts to Crazy J and he is upstairs on the computer. He looks really focused on what he is doing… he notices the camera man and he shuts the laptop.
Crazy J: so andre its getting closer to Rise up and I am just wondering what we can expect next more videos of a letter… no one wants to watch it. Just like your dumb ass show… but look today we looked at your future so my closing comments about you is you need to stop making babies with every slut you come across and you need to find jesus hahaha. But if you keep up you will be paying women more money then what you make…. Maybe you should get snipped so you stop making ghetto babies… no matter what you do… you now know how bad of a father you are and how bad of a partner you are… maybe that’s why no one wants to tag with you full time. But hey do as you want but come rise up I am walking out with my belt and you will stand with no title shot ever again. The court rest…. Damn I would be a good fucking judge. We the People of the United States want to stop Andre Holmes from making any more entitled children…. The world has to many kids now that have fakes ass dads… so as a child of a fucked up dad I beg you andre to stop fucking women or use my double P method Pull and Pray or Choke the bitch tell she dies after…