Post by Crazy J zt on Jan 27, 2017 8:30:41 GMT -5
Crazy J Voice Over: fuck so much had happened this week to zt... cash was in a match with the garbage known as Adam young and the rule is he can't touch him... then we have Andre running around with his promos that are all the same and they don't go anywhere... Evil had his screening and registration for cultural diversity... oh and the whole evil fucked Claire and shep walked in... shep going to jail... apparently Seth stole the title from Andre not sure if you caught that.... I guess I am deplorable and a racist because I called him out. Well it was a fucked up week so I figured a double date is what was needed let's see how it all goes.
lisa is setting up the living room she has snacks out and she is excited. How did she got J to agree to have a date night? Well, he told her he was inviting another couple over then, but he wanted it to be a surprise as to who. Originally she figured it would be shep and Karen she hadn't had a chance to really get to know her. But now that shep was in jail it had to be cash and his wife. Crazy j ran to the store to get more beer and wine. Lisa sat down and a huge smile was on her face.
Lisa: oh my god life is almost perfect tonight I will get j drunk enough to cum in me and maybe get him to put a ring on my finger I noticed his mother wedding ring is gone from his dresser... could this be the night...that ring is not fancy enough so I went ahead and ordered a replacement one. I will just tell J I am afraid to lose his moms ring... like anyone would ever steal it... that thing is like 1 carrot... probably not even real diamond and probably gold plated.
LISA: well j has some games planned for tonight... they should be fun but the game I am playing tonight is put the baby in my belly. I am not sure where he is at they are suppose to be here any time.
the doorbell rings and lisa gets up and opens the door the camera catches the look of hate and unhappiness. The camera turns and you see Evil and he is all dressed up in a white coverall with a heart painted on blood on it . His knife is on his side and next to him is Claire... she is in lisa dress she took a few weeks ago and she has her makeup done. But you can tell she was and is still crying. Claire is so upset she hugs lisa and lisa just shakes her head and stares at Evil.
Claire: I can't believe he is gone it's been only 24 hours... I am so alone and the cops are going through the house still... oh my god what if they give him life
Evil: nah he will probably do about 5-7 years before they execute him
Lisa: what the fuck why would you say that?
Claire: do you think they are going to shoot him up to kill him *sniffle*
Lisa: (under her breath)your the expert on it ... I don't think so
Claire did not hear the expert part but she hugs lisa again and thanks her. They walk in and evil and Claire sit at one side and lisa sits just watching these two. Her heart is broken and her mind wants to snap and kill her. Hell she even wants to kill him. Claire keeps looking at lisa they both know crazy and evil are the same man... but he doesn't. They both want to tell him but lisa is scared to lose j and Claire is scared to lose evil and J over it. Evil touches Claire leg and lisa get up to grab a drink. While they are gone Claire kisses him quickly. She pulls back and then tells Evil to stop touching her in front of lisa.
Lisa: so Claire you planning to go back home to Houston?
evil excuses him self to use the bathroom. He walks down the hall and the camera stays with Claire and lisa.
Claire: no I plan to stay in sheps home... this is home now.
Lisa: of course it is... how wonderful.
Claire: look lisa I know this is hard on you and I am not trying to mess things up with you and j. Look I didn't mean to fuck evil
Lisa: you fucked my man... I swear I will gut you like a fish if you do it again
Claire: do you even know how to fish snowflake.
just then crazy J walks in the front door and he has beer in his hand and wine.
CRAZY J: Oh I am so sorry I am late…. Time just gets away from me these days… Claire is evil here?
Claire: I think he is in the bathroom
Lisa: hopefully it takes him a while.
Lisa and Claire are staring down each other. J walks over and lisa starts kidding his neck and she starts trying to climb up on him. Claire looks on and she just wants to run over and fuck J… she knows in her heart when evil gets back she has too fuck them in the home so Lisa knows it. These two women are hating each other so much right now and they both want the same thing but right now Lisa has the love from J and Claire is getting fucked and the cum in her pussy that Lisa wants. They both want to be with J full time and they both want a baby.
Crazy J: ok let’s play andre bingo… each of us has a card and a marker every time andre uses these phrases you mark the square…. Lets start at the beginning. Oh shit if you have seth done stole my belt mark the square… oh I beat 7 people… Racist…. Earned….
LISA: bingo…this was to easy.
Claire: yeah well the horned pony says the same shit non stop its like a fucked up nigga teddy whatever spin doll it says like 5 phrases over and over again.
LISA: did you say Nigga?
Claire: yup…I am from Houston just like andre we have a lot of his type there… except the darkys from Houston are not very gangster like they think they are… the short wet backs are always kicking their asses.
Crazy J: well now what do you want to play?
Claire: Strip uno?
LISA: what… yeah lets play J never can keep his eyes off me…
Claire: well we can play something else…
It was just then that Claire realized she was going to have to compete with the very sexy Lisa… she felt uncomfortable… you know how white people feel when andre walks in the room… oh wait no they laugh…. I mean when a real black man walks in… not Carlton from the fresh prince black. They deal out the first hand and all three are on the couch and they pull the coffee table closer. Lisa wins so Claire takes off her nylons and J removes his shirt…. He runs to the bathroom real quick…. Evil walks in and he has on his coveralls and some bunny slippers and he has his knife on his side…. He sits down and says J said to play his hand he had to take a healthy shit. Claire wins the next hand and Evil takes off a slipper and Lisa takes off her nylons as well. Evil wins the next hand and both girls take their dresses off. evil has a smile on face.
Evil: oh my god take them dresses off…
lisa and Claire have them off they both look at each other.. Claire sees lisa larger breast in her bra and Lisa notices claire midsection is smaller… evil notices he want to fuck them both… the girls change their mind and change it to regular card low card strips… lisa gets a king and Claire get a 9… evil gets a 5… he takes off his last slipper… they deal out and this time Lisa gets the low card and she takes her bra off. Claire and Evil both look at her…. Evil feels it is his first time see her breast. Lisa loves that Claire and evil are looking at them. Next hand Claire loses and she removes her bra they are smaller but her nipples are really nice. Next hand evil loses and he takes his knife off but the girls say it doesn’t count…. Evil takes off his coverall and he is naked… the two girls stand up and remove their thongs and Evil starts shaking. he removes the mask and his face is painted like jay wonderful his eyes are closed and they open and he sees both girls are naked he screams and then he looks down and see he has a massive boner… he runs up to the guest room and he locks the door and he quickly puts on clothes.
Jay Wonderful: how did this happen…. Two of my stable mates girls had nothing on…. I scene my own sister naked and sheps sister.. how could this happen? I have sinned and I need to get to the church…
Jay wonderful creeps out and sneaks past the girls they are dressed again and they are getting drunk together. Jay creeps out the front door and he gets in his car and he starts it up and he starts driving… he pulls out of the community they live in and cop lights turn on. The police officer walks up to the car and Jay Wonderful… the cop has a funny look on his face when he sees the face paint.
officer: are you in the same gang as Salem Shepard?
Jay Wonderful: I am not sure what you mean gang I am a religious man.
officer: have you been drinking?
Jay Wonderful: no sir Crazy J, Evil, Claire and Lisa have… I only drink wine…. They had beer.
the officer ask for his license and he cant produce a jay wonderful one but he has his Crazy J id. The officer points out that the plate expired in 1993 when Frank Wonderful died. While he is gone Wonderful changes into Evil and is sitting in the car. The officer comes back and Evil touches his hand and the cop shoots himself and blood sprays all over the place. Evil steps out and its jay wonderful and the cross on his face is painted in blood and he stands over the man. Jay Wonderful lifts his hands and the dead officer stands up… Jay Wonderful smiles…
Jay Wonderful: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jay wonderful sits up it was all a bad dream… well he did get naked and he did see Lisa and Claire naked together. But that was so wrong…. But why did I have a dream that I became Evil and then back to me… God please don’t let evils ways enter my mind…
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jay wonderful closes his eyes as the scene fades to black
lisa is setting up the living room she has snacks out and she is excited. How did she got J to agree to have a date night? Well, he told her he was inviting another couple over then, but he wanted it to be a surprise as to who. Originally she figured it would be shep and Karen she hadn't had a chance to really get to know her. But now that shep was in jail it had to be cash and his wife. Crazy j ran to the store to get more beer and wine. Lisa sat down and a huge smile was on her face.
Lisa: oh my god life is almost perfect tonight I will get j drunk enough to cum in me and maybe get him to put a ring on my finger I noticed his mother wedding ring is gone from his dresser... could this be the night...that ring is not fancy enough so I went ahead and ordered a replacement one. I will just tell J I am afraid to lose his moms ring... like anyone would ever steal it... that thing is like 1 carrot... probably not even real diamond and probably gold plated.
LISA: well j has some games planned for tonight... they should be fun but the game I am playing tonight is put the baby in my belly. I am not sure where he is at they are suppose to be here any time.
the doorbell rings and lisa gets up and opens the door the camera catches the look of hate and unhappiness. The camera turns and you see Evil and he is all dressed up in a white coverall with a heart painted on blood on it . His knife is on his side and next to him is Claire... she is in lisa dress she took a few weeks ago and she has her makeup done. But you can tell she was and is still crying. Claire is so upset she hugs lisa and lisa just shakes her head and stares at Evil.
Claire: I can't believe he is gone it's been only 24 hours... I am so alone and the cops are going through the house still... oh my god what if they give him life
Evil: nah he will probably do about 5-7 years before they execute him
Lisa: what the fuck why would you say that?
Claire: do you think they are going to shoot him up to kill him *sniffle*
Lisa: (under her breath)your the expert on it ... I don't think so
Claire did not hear the expert part but she hugs lisa again and thanks her. They walk in and evil and Claire sit at one side and lisa sits just watching these two. Her heart is broken and her mind wants to snap and kill her. Hell she even wants to kill him. Claire keeps looking at lisa they both know crazy and evil are the same man... but he doesn't. They both want to tell him but lisa is scared to lose j and Claire is scared to lose evil and J over it. Evil touches Claire leg and lisa get up to grab a drink. While they are gone Claire kisses him quickly. She pulls back and then tells Evil to stop touching her in front of lisa.
Lisa: so Claire you planning to go back home to Houston?
evil excuses him self to use the bathroom. He walks down the hall and the camera stays with Claire and lisa.
Claire: no I plan to stay in sheps home... this is home now.
Lisa: of course it is... how wonderful.
Claire: look lisa I know this is hard on you and I am not trying to mess things up with you and j. Look I didn't mean to fuck evil
Lisa: you fucked my man... I swear I will gut you like a fish if you do it again
Claire: do you even know how to fish snowflake.
just then crazy J walks in the front door and he has beer in his hand and wine.
CRAZY J: Oh I am so sorry I am late…. Time just gets away from me these days… Claire is evil here?
Claire: I think he is in the bathroom
Lisa: hopefully it takes him a while.
Lisa and Claire are staring down each other. J walks over and lisa starts kidding his neck and she starts trying to climb up on him. Claire looks on and she just wants to run over and fuck J… she knows in her heart when evil gets back she has too fuck them in the home so Lisa knows it. These two women are hating each other so much right now and they both want the same thing but right now Lisa has the love from J and Claire is getting fucked and the cum in her pussy that Lisa wants. They both want to be with J full time and they both want a baby.
Crazy J: ok let’s play andre bingo… each of us has a card and a marker every time andre uses these phrases you mark the square…. Lets start at the beginning. Oh shit if you have seth done stole my belt mark the square… oh I beat 7 people… Racist…. Earned….
LISA: bingo…this was to easy.
Claire: yeah well the horned pony says the same shit non stop its like a fucked up nigga teddy whatever spin doll it says like 5 phrases over and over again.
LISA: did you say Nigga?
Claire: yup…I am from Houston just like andre we have a lot of his type there… except the darkys from Houston are not very gangster like they think they are… the short wet backs are always kicking their asses.
Crazy J: well now what do you want to play?
Claire: Strip uno?
LISA: what… yeah lets play J never can keep his eyes off me…
Claire: well we can play something else…
It was just then that Claire realized she was going to have to compete with the very sexy Lisa… she felt uncomfortable… you know how white people feel when andre walks in the room… oh wait no they laugh…. I mean when a real black man walks in… not Carlton from the fresh prince black. They deal out the first hand and all three are on the couch and they pull the coffee table closer. Lisa wins so Claire takes off her nylons and J removes his shirt…. He runs to the bathroom real quick…. Evil walks in and he has on his coveralls and some bunny slippers and he has his knife on his side…. He sits down and says J said to play his hand he had to take a healthy shit. Claire wins the next hand and Evil takes off a slipper and Lisa takes off her nylons as well. Evil wins the next hand and both girls take their dresses off. evil has a smile on face.
Evil: oh my god take them dresses off…
lisa and Claire have them off they both look at each other.. Claire sees lisa larger breast in her bra and Lisa notices claire midsection is smaller… evil notices he want to fuck them both… the girls change their mind and change it to regular card low card strips… lisa gets a king and Claire get a 9… evil gets a 5… he takes off his last slipper… they deal out and this time Lisa gets the low card and she takes her bra off. Claire and Evil both look at her…. Evil feels it is his first time see her breast. Lisa loves that Claire and evil are looking at them. Next hand Claire loses and she removes her bra they are smaller but her nipples are really nice. Next hand evil loses and he takes his knife off but the girls say it doesn’t count…. Evil takes off his coverall and he is naked… the two girls stand up and remove their thongs and Evil starts shaking. he removes the mask and his face is painted like jay wonderful his eyes are closed and they open and he sees both girls are naked he screams and then he looks down and see he has a massive boner… he runs up to the guest room and he locks the door and he quickly puts on clothes.
Jay Wonderful: how did this happen…. Two of my stable mates girls had nothing on…. I scene my own sister naked and sheps sister.. how could this happen? I have sinned and I need to get to the church…
Jay wonderful creeps out and sneaks past the girls they are dressed again and they are getting drunk together. Jay creeps out the front door and he gets in his car and he starts it up and he starts driving… he pulls out of the community they live in and cop lights turn on. The police officer walks up to the car and Jay Wonderful… the cop has a funny look on his face when he sees the face paint.
officer: are you in the same gang as Salem Shepard?
Jay Wonderful: I am not sure what you mean gang I am a religious man.
officer: have you been drinking?
Jay Wonderful: no sir Crazy J, Evil, Claire and Lisa have… I only drink wine…. They had beer.
the officer ask for his license and he cant produce a jay wonderful one but he has his Crazy J id. The officer points out that the plate expired in 1993 when Frank Wonderful died. While he is gone Wonderful changes into Evil and is sitting in the car. The officer comes back and Evil touches his hand and the cop shoots himself and blood sprays all over the place. Evil steps out and its jay wonderful and the cross on his face is painted in blood and he stands over the man. Jay Wonderful lifts his hands and the dead officer stands up… Jay Wonderful smiles…
Jay Wonderful: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jay wonderful sits up it was all a bad dream… well he did get naked and he did see Lisa and Claire naked together. But that was so wrong…. But why did I have a dream that I became Evil and then back to me… God please don’t let evils ways enter my mind…
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jay wonderful closes his eyes as the scene fades to black