Post by Crazy J zt on Jan 26, 2017 21:49:38 GMT -5
The WCF Hardcore title is on the screen then we see Crazy J. Crazy J is wearing blue jeans and a Detroit Redwings jersey… he is in down town Detroit and he is walking by the hockey arena… he walks into Greek Town Casino. He puts a $100.00 in the slot machine and he spins the game and loses… he then sticks another bill in and spins and loses… spins a third time and wins $10,000.
Crazy J: oh hey how’s it going my name is Crazy J and if you watching one of Andre promos it would already be ending…. But I am a true champion and I give you more.
A black guy walks over towards J and he stops.
guy: Hey your that guy that is in Andre new show… I love that show I watched every episode.
Crazy J: so you are the one person that watched it… you see the show was so bad they took the piolet episode and split it between all of the releases… its really just shows that Andre is desperate and trying to make it look like he is giving the fans as much as me. what if he thought he could out shine me in promos and in the wrestling ring… and then losses to me in both. You see I have a title to lose but Andre has everything to lose. But I am not going to lose this belt I love it more than I love people.
The black guy walks off and J spins again and again…
CRAZY J: you see Andre your gambling in this match and you are gambling what you cannot afford to gamble. You keep making bad choices… you started this week sounding confident but that’s what makes me think it was old footage because as the week went on you felt rushed and stressed and you release a shitty show… but that wasn’t the big gamble I was talking about. You see Andre you gambled away your chance to ever be hardcore champion.
J hits cash out and a tag prints for $23,000. He walks a few steps and he goes over and cashes the ticket out and he walks out. He walks out to the car and he gets in the car. As they drive off J laughs and laughs but then he gets very serious.
Crazy J: Andre you still don’t get it… what message do you give your girls when you come home with no belt and no respect from the WCF universe? You will not be able to look at your girls ever the same way… I am in your head and evils dick has blown out your mind as it skull fucked you so hard. But you see andre I take risk because I don’t have the family… and I can afford to make mistakes. I also don’t beg for matches and I don’t make it so Seth has to put me in matches to shut me up with stipulations…. So next time someone tell you to earn a shot maybe you should just go out and try it…. Fuck this is getting long I could make this three episodes hahahaha. Look man I tried to help you but your ego wouldn’t let you listen and you just didn’t want to listen to me. but it all good right man?
Crazy J continues to walk and he reaches his jeep and he enters it. He then looks around and he sees the black earlier. He jumps out of the jeep and stops the man. The man doesn’t seem to understand him.
Crazy J: look man I know I am be painted as a racist but I wanted to give you some money. Look I want to give you a thousand dollars and let you know that I care about the community.
guy: I don’t need your hand outs..
the black man pushes him and J fucking swings and drops the man and he then puts $200.00 in his pocket and he jumps in the jeep and he pulls out. As he drives he continues to address Andre.
Crazy J: In the begging Andre I thought you was just entitled but the more I see you and the more I listen to this garbage I realize how shitty of a person you are. You are so boring and lame… I just can’t understand why you think it is a good idea to try and fire me up…. More important why piss off zero tolerance… granted you suck up to pantheon and they are your homies… or posse. But they don’t give a shit about you they just want to see me lose this title but when I win and you can never challenge for it again you will be useless to them.
Crazy J pulls into his drive way and he steps out and he walks into his house and he heads into mr cuddles room and he has a plastic bag. He reaches in the bag and he pulls out a dead black pig and he holds it up…
Crazy J: Look its andre dead child… mr cuddles you want to eat a little Piglet…. You know you do once you go black you never go back.
Crazy J throws the dead pig in with the vulture and it sworms down and grabs the pig.
Crazy J: if Jay wonderful was here we could have a service he would be like… we are gathered here today because this fucking piglet died… Baby Holmes is dead and the world is saved from another generation of Entitled hogs…. Lets all just take a moment of silence…
J pulls out a $100.00 bill and he blows his nose on it and crises out it is so sad and he wipes his eyes.
Crazy J: oh hey how’s it going my name is Crazy J and if you watching one of Andre promos it would already be ending…. But I am a true champion and I give you more.
A black guy walks over towards J and he stops.
guy: Hey your that guy that is in Andre new show… I love that show I watched every episode.
Crazy J: so you are the one person that watched it… you see the show was so bad they took the piolet episode and split it between all of the releases… its really just shows that Andre is desperate and trying to make it look like he is giving the fans as much as me. what if he thought he could out shine me in promos and in the wrestling ring… and then losses to me in both. You see I have a title to lose but Andre has everything to lose. But I am not going to lose this belt I love it more than I love people.
The black guy walks off and J spins again and again…
CRAZY J: you see Andre your gambling in this match and you are gambling what you cannot afford to gamble. You keep making bad choices… you started this week sounding confident but that’s what makes me think it was old footage because as the week went on you felt rushed and stressed and you release a shitty show… but that wasn’t the big gamble I was talking about. You see Andre you gambled away your chance to ever be hardcore champion.
J hits cash out and a tag prints for $23,000. He walks a few steps and he goes over and cashes the ticket out and he walks out. He walks out to the car and he gets in the car. As they drive off J laughs and laughs but then he gets very serious.
Crazy J: Andre you still don’t get it… what message do you give your girls when you come home with no belt and no respect from the WCF universe? You will not be able to look at your girls ever the same way… I am in your head and evils dick has blown out your mind as it skull fucked you so hard. But you see andre I take risk because I don’t have the family… and I can afford to make mistakes. I also don’t beg for matches and I don’t make it so Seth has to put me in matches to shut me up with stipulations…. So next time someone tell you to earn a shot maybe you should just go out and try it…. Fuck this is getting long I could make this three episodes hahahaha. Look man I tried to help you but your ego wouldn’t let you listen and you just didn’t want to listen to me. but it all good right man?
Crazy J continues to walk and he reaches his jeep and he enters it. He then looks around and he sees the black earlier. He jumps out of the jeep and stops the man. The man doesn’t seem to understand him.
Crazy J: look man I know I am be painted as a racist but I wanted to give you some money. Look I want to give you a thousand dollars and let you know that I care about the community.
guy: I don’t need your hand outs..
the black man pushes him and J fucking swings and drops the man and he then puts $200.00 in his pocket and he jumps in the jeep and he pulls out. As he drives he continues to address Andre.
Crazy J: In the begging Andre I thought you was just entitled but the more I see you and the more I listen to this garbage I realize how shitty of a person you are. You are so boring and lame… I just can’t understand why you think it is a good idea to try and fire me up…. More important why piss off zero tolerance… granted you suck up to pantheon and they are your homies… or posse. But they don’t give a shit about you they just want to see me lose this title but when I win and you can never challenge for it again you will be useless to them.
Crazy J pulls into his drive way and he steps out and he walks into his house and he heads into mr cuddles room and he has a plastic bag. He reaches in the bag and he pulls out a dead black pig and he holds it up…
Crazy J: Look its andre dead child… mr cuddles you want to eat a little Piglet…. You know you do once you go black you never go back.
Crazy J throws the dead pig in with the vulture and it sworms down and grabs the pig.
Crazy J: if Jay wonderful was here we could have a service he would be like… we are gathered here today because this fucking piglet died… Baby Holmes is dead and the world is saved from another generation of Entitled hogs…. Lets all just take a moment of silence…
J pulls out a $100.00 bill and he blows his nose on it and crises out it is so sad and he wipes his eyes.