Post by Crazy J zt on Jan 26, 2017 9:06:27 GMT -5
Jay Wonderful voice over: Heavenly father I ask that you protect and look over Zero Tolerance thought my brothers are sinners I ask you keep them safe…Lord I don’t want to see any more blood shot…
Lisa voice over: god damn it J where the fuck are you at… you fucking duchebag
Jay Wonderful voice over: I really need my own home.
The scene opens and Jay Wonderful is in the guest room of Crazy J home and Lisa walks in. she is wearing a short dress and her hair is done up nice and she closer to jay wonderful… he looks very uncomfortable. He covers his eyes and shakes his head.
Jay Wonderful: why do you dress that way?
Lisa: does it turn you on?
Jay Wonderful: no your my sister… I am your brother...
LISA: but what if I want to be your baby’s Mother…
Jay Wonderful: that is wrong… on every level Lisa. I am saving myself I don’t just have sex with anyone I am not you.
Lisa: you know that hurts Jay, look at me I am 33 years old and I want to be a mom… don’t you want to see your sister be a mom.
Jay Wonderful: Oh I totally want you to be a mom as I may never be a dad as I have to focus on my lord not my Penis…. Oh I am sorry I said a naughty word.
LISA: Jay, look I made you a drink… its alcohol free because I don’t think you drink.
Jay Wonderful: I drink wine so did Jesus and many of the saints did. But why did you make me a drink.
LISA: I love you bro have a drink with me.
Jay follows lisa out of the guest room and heads down stairs where two fruit smoothies are on the living room wall. Lisa looks over and notices the picture from their first date night is gone. she looks at it as Jay wonderful takes a drink of his drink. Lisa takes a sip of hers as well. The two sit quietly and Jay turns to Lisa…
Jay Wonderful: Do you really Love crazy J or do you just like that he has a lot of money sister?
Lisa: why would you ask me that Jay, yes I love him and I want to have his baby so bad… I don’t care about his money
Jay Wonderful: well I J contracted me to look over his financials and look over ZT Hotel and Warehouse and it seems that there is something going on with his accounts your card is spending a lot of money… but it’s all cash withdraws where is that money going?
Lisa: please brother don’t tell J I have money I am tucking away just in case something happens to him I can take care of it and help him out. Look let’s just relax a little and drink up.
Jay Wonderful takes another drink and he sits back he smiles and takes another drink.
Jay Wonderful: So sister what trouble to think J will get into?
Lisa: Why are you questioning your younger sister? Don’t you trust me?
Jay Wonderful: give me reasons to trust you as I don’t believe anything you have said so far because every word has been a lie to me… I really don’t want to do this I am so sleepy all of a sudden.
As they talk Jay becomes motion less but still mumbling… Lisa reaches in to Jay Wonderful pants and pulls out his penis he mumbles something. she starts kissing it and he blows his load like a virgin. And Lisa stands up and she is screaming at Jay. Funny J and evil have long sex drives but Jay wonderful is different… hell he never kisses a girl and now he was drugged and blew in seconds. Over the last few weeks we have notices Jay wonderful is left handed and Evil and Crazy are both right handed. Lisa goes up to her room and she locks the door.
Lisa: what the fuck did I just do he believes he is my brother and I just sucked his cock… I am going to hell… just then she finds an envelope on her bed… it’s a letter Jay wonderful wrote to Crazy J.
Jay Wonderful: Dear Crazy J, look man andre says you would be a horrible father and that you will never have that. I know you are with sin but you are still a good guy. You took care of Claire and you got her off of the drugs and you refused to sleep with my sister out of respect for my grandfather I would like to see you get married to my sister and I would love to be uncle to your kids. Grandpa wonderful was a great man he always talked about how much he loved you… he would be so happy to know his daughter has a man that loves him. My sister doesn’t know that you spend so much time trying to make her happy because you want her to have a life of a queen. Grandpa wonderful told me that someday we would be best friends and we would go on to do great things. Great things like what you have done with Zero Tolerance… now I am here and I want to help I want to pull my own weight and I want to be close. I didn’t have a lot of friends growing up J and when I tried to play church the girls just wanted to play doctor… but me I wanted to wear the robe and I wanted to tell everyone to be Good be Nice…. BE WONDERFUL! But they laughed and the talked down on me. I get it it’s the same thing Andre is doing to you now…. He is telling you what you and evil have done is nothing but then names the legends that you beat in the ring… look black people are good people don’t let this one demon make you think they are all this way…. Your future brother in law, Jay Wonderful.
Lisa feels horrible almost embarrassed that her last name is wonderful… her fake brother has lived up to be a better wonderful then she has. Her grandpa would be embarrassed she gets up and she looks at the dresser and she notices that Crayz J mom ring is gone. she goes back down stairs and jay wonderful is awake.
Jay Wonderful: Hell Dr. Mehoff I know your not a real doctor like medical… but my penis feel funny… hello…. Hello…
Jay wonderful hangs up and he looks at Lisa. She is worried he knows and how would she be able to play it off.
Jay Wonderful: Lisa I need to go to the hospital
Lisa: why Brother? You look ok… what is it?
Jay Wonderful: look lisa.. I don’t know what this is all about but I have some white suff inside of my boxers and you…
Lisa: I didn’t do anything I swear….
Jay Wonderful: what, of course you didn’t I think I have a yeast infection… I am worried.
Lisa: I am sure you are ok why don’t you go get some sleep.
Jay wonderful walks upstairs after he hugs his sister he lays down in the bed and falls asleep… then the scene changes and a women who looks just like Andre girl is seen and she is laying on bed… Shep walks in and he whips out his dick and slaps her in the face and she start sucking his dick… Cash walks in and he pulls out his dick and he starts pounding her pussy… Vinnie, Jaymz, Erik Black, Crazy J and then Evil is behind him.
Evil: what the fuck I am at the back of the line and you are all fucking Andre girl… she is my girl after Rise Up… but damn she is getting gang banged by Zero Tolerance and she is very happy you can tell this girl has done it before…
Five more guys come and they cut in the line they all have zt shirts on
Evil: god damn it… what the fuck I have a meeting with a true WCF legend one that destroy Flash just before you got fired Andre… fuck this… I am like 10 back but damn Kbear is loving it…
the dream flashes and you see a fake Andre and fake kbear in bed and she has white icing that looks like cum all over her face. Andre looks so happy as he looks at his pregnant girl. He is a happy cuckold and he licks the cum off of her face and she gets really excited. He looks so happy…
Fake Andre: Oh my god that taste so good that taste like Cash I bet… it has a little hint of beer flavor… oh shit this taste old I bet that is Jaymz seed… Please baby tell me more… like who fucked your pussy first… please tell me.
Fake Kbear: look your lucky I let you do this much… now look I want to move to Michigan and work for ZT they said they would make positions for me…
the scene then changes and Evil is sitting at the ZT hotel and he is waiting for the WCF legend to show up. Evil is looking at his phone… he gets a text he opens it and he chuckles…
Evil: what a dick…
Just then Jay Wonderful wakes up and he walks into the bathroom and he looks in the mirror and Crazy J face is looking back at him and then Evil face joins next…
Crazy J: what the fuck wonderful why you dreaming about gang banging Kbear?
Evil: dude that is my bitch she loves my dick she would suck that infront of Andre mom and dad if she had the chance…
Jay Wonderful: you guys are so gross… why would you say stuff like that.. I didn’t dream about that… how are you both in the mirror?
Lisa: brother who are you talking to?
Jay Wonderful: sorry I had a messed up dream about sexual acts I need to pray.
LISA: hey I really miss J have you talked to him lately?
Jay Wonderful: well I just did a few minutes ago why?
Lisa: really? Well when is he going to behome?
Jay Wonderful: I think he is coming home tomorrow…hey tomorrow I am going to go read to the group of kids that are still upset because Andre never showed up at Christmas time for the grinch play… that guy lets down his own kids but the poor kids of Detroit deserve better… he would have been a great actor…. He would have done that role justice hell he would be amazing… but now J and evil have said they want to kill Andre and now he wants to kill Crazy J… but his last video clip is him pretending to be on 8mile rap battle… this dude might actually be whiter then both J and evil hahahaha. Andre stick to twitter your tv show is no good.