Post by Crazy J zt on Jan 26, 2017 9:03:30 GMT -5
the scene opens and J is sitting on a bench in down town Detroit he is wearing blue jeans and a Lions jersey. A black man walks past and J jumps up and walks towards. It’s a sunny cold day in the Detroit area. The man tires to move away from the face painted asshole.
Crazy J: hey man do you want to be my black friend?
guy: what the fuck?
The man walks past… and he is talking shit J sits back down… another black man walks past and J tries to stop him and he keeps walking. J sits down and he was really upset.
Crazy J Voice Over: I come down here today to show that I am cool with the black folks… but fuck I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with these people down here I just want to be friends.
Just then a man in a black pony costume walks through wearing an old ben Wallace fro wig and a black dildo on his head. J sees him and he jumps up and runs over to the black horned pony. J looks really happy and the pony starts rocking his head back and forth.
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after the music video plays we see the horned pony and he is in the passenger seat and he is smoking a cigar in some old ass car. J comes out with a bottle of MadDog 20/20 and some grape beer shit that has snoop dog on it. The two start driving around and the black friend song comes on the car and they sing together. They pull up next to a KFC and they start to go in and black pony shakes his head no and he points to taco bell next door.
Crazy J: are you for real?
horned pony: hell no… I want me some chicken…
the doors of KFC open’s and they walk out, the Pony has on a huge clock now and J has on a thick as gold chain. The two are both sagging their pants and acting like straight up G’s… well hood. They ride down to the local park and they get out the basketball court has patches of snow on it. They get out J grabs a basketball as they head to court. J shoots and he makes it the horned pony shoots and he doesn’t even come close.
Crazy J: dude I always wanted a black friend but you cant even ball… fuck this I am out.
Crazy J walks to the car and he drives off leaving the horned pony the scene fades out and comes back in and J is at the ZT building. He is sitting in his office and he has a picture of the skull logo on the wall and pieces of paper all over the place with question marks.
Crazy J: So I was the next target and these guys…. Think they are going to scare me away. Fuck no I am not scared of you or them… but why now why 2017 Zero Tolerance is 13 years old this year and it has done so much… no one is going to stop where we are headed. I am headed to RISE UP and I am going rise up from the ashes… though I held my hardcore title I still walked away with a loss that day… something I haven’t looked past…. But andre your walking into the ring with an animal that isn’t afraid to kill, one who is not scared to do whatever it takes. But if you want to be known as the guy who used his skin color to get him title shots that your choice… but when people talk about the WCF from July 2016 and on they will talk about greatness. They will talk about the greatness of man who walked in here and dropped his universal title at the door. And worked his way up from show opening jobber to a hardcore title shot to being what will be known as the WCF greatest hardcore title run… hell It will be the greatest hardcore run in the WORLD… I am not looking back and this is just an early on match that proves why and what I am here to do. But Andre you will never see another title shot again. You will never get the chance to beat me for this belt again you will have to watch others come at me. but when it all done you will realize you should have just earned this title shot and not demanded it…. But hey lesson learned and the WCF fans will never have to see you pretend to be hardcore again.
Crazy J: Damn it this week got me so fired up and I tried so hard to show the WCF universe that I am not racist and that I had a black Friend… but these fuck in Detroit don’t understand me. But I have no issue with black people… I hate trash… white trash, Hispanic trash, Asian trash, Midget Trash and Horned Pony Trash. I look at you Andre and it really is sad you want this belt because you thought this division was soft like when you won the title from a bitch… horror core is what some called it but I already told you this is Crazy Core and Evil belt. You know Andre I watched this past weekend a little coverage of the vagina march and protest and I could help but look for you holding a sign demanding shit with these stupid bitches. Like I demand to be president or some shit because Andre they say Dream Big… but mother fucker you Deman big… to bad you’re a minute horned pony.
Just then J secretary comes and gets him and tells him he needs to talk to Erik Black. J says ok and he stands up and heads towards the office he grabs a file and walks in the hall. He ask his secretary to check in and ass if Jay Wonderful is available. He sits down and Erik Black takes a drink from his coffee cup. J gets up and walks over and grabs a coffee cup and pulls out a flask and pours some into a cup.
Erik Black dude what the fuck are you doing?
Crazy J: what you said it didn’t look good to drink out of a flask at business meeting so I figured this was better.
Erik Black how things going man… lets cut the bull shit where are we with the next ZT hotel and warehouse?
CRAZY J: well that’s a great question and I am sure we will get an update on it. I handed over the project to someone that is very professional and pays attention to things. Good news we have the million dollars I put on Andre and Wade to win.
ERIK BLACK I cant believe you threw away a chance to win that match just because they partnered you with CJ.
CRAZY J: dude I don’t like dealing with the brother hood that group has proven its garbage and I am not going to put my body on the line and fight basically a handicap match… but hey Andre is going to get his soft speaking ass beat down. But look man last week wasn’t for the title so it was the perfect time to make them pay. Plus we all know I never lose two times in a row… 20 years and I cannot name a time that happened.
Erik Black so who are we waiting on?
CRAZY J: Oh I didn’t tell you… dude Jay wonderful has been working on it.
Erik Black your joking right?
Crazy J: why do you guys say that every time I say Jay wonderful or Evil is working on it.
Erik Black why don’t you go look for him and see where he is.
Crazy J: he is going to make it he left me a note in my office this morning… he said to be here and point us strong…
Erik Black I don’t think he is going to walk in the doors .
Crazy J: dude stop freaking out bro he left a note for this.
Erik Black that is what I am worried about…. Do you have the note.
Crazy J: yeah its right here…
J pulls out a note and it has a condom in the package hooked it
Crazy J: oh wait that is the note from shep to evil… this shit is funny want to hear it?
Erik Black no not really
Crazy J: cool…. Dear Evil, if you want to fuck my sister you better start using a condom but this isn’t me saying I am ok with it. I will fucking kill you if you hurt my sister and I am holding Crazy J responsible for this- Signed Shep.
Erik Black I thought I said no not really…
Crazy J: how the fuck am I responsible for Evil… he said that Claire calls him Daddy so is he Sheps daddy as well?
Erik Black the Note J… where is the fucking note?
Crazy J: its right here I just read it…
Erik Black dude no the note from Wonderful about this quick meeting… I have shit to do.
Crazy J: what you got brother…
Erik Black maybe all the other shit going wrong for ZT right now…
Crazy J looks down and see the folder says Jay wonderful. He opens it and hands the note…
Erik Black it says here is the Power Point make sure you show it.
Crazy J: yeah that’s what I said it said…
Crazy J stands up and he points. Erik black looks at him like what the fuck are you doing.
Crazy J: it said power point so I am flexing and pointing.
Erik Black So Jay Wonderful Created a power point by himself and you have no idea that it’s a slide show. You have no idea how crazy that sounds to me.
Crazy J: you want me to get ahold of Dr. Mehoff so he can help you.
Erik Black I am not the one that needs help?
Crazy J: its easy to push it on others Erik… Jay wonderful might be able to help you.
Erik Black ok look I will review this power point and get back to you later today.
Erik walks out and slams the door and J just shakes his head. The scene cuts out