Post by Earth-616 Holmes on Jan 25, 2017 20:27:55 GMT -5
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Three Rounds Rap Battle
Three Rounds Rap Battle
Andre Holmes/Bloodtheon/#CreachCrew vs Zero Tolerance
Rules
1) Three Rounds
2) One rapper of each team per round
3) May the best rapper win.
Live from Al Capone's, Ultimate Rap League has been blessed to host such a monumental moment. The rap battle between Bloodtheon, #CreachCrew and Andre Holmes against Zero Tolerance. Clep stood on one side the stage surrounded by his followers of clown painted white racists and stood in the middle between Jamal Carlton and Snitchy McSalem. Andre Holmes stood in the middle between Jared Holmes and Joey Flash. Bloodtheon, and #CreachCrew were also there when Smack came out throwing up his sign then spoke into the microphone. The New York crowd sold out this venue and were livid.
Smack: Alright, alright. Time for the main event. We got Zero Tolerance on my left!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Smack: And we got Bloodtheon, #CreachCrew with ANDRE HOLMES on my right!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Smack: Alright. First Round. On Jamal Carlton!
Rules
1) Three Rounds
2) One rapper of each team per round
3) May the best rapper win.
Live from Al Capone's, Ultimate Rap League has been blessed to host such a monumental moment. The rap battle between Bloodtheon, #CreachCrew and Andre Holmes against Zero Tolerance. Clep stood on one side the stage surrounded by his followers of clown painted white racists and stood in the middle between Jamal Carlton and Snitchy McSalem. Andre Holmes stood in the middle between Jared Holmes and Joey Flash. Bloodtheon, and #CreachCrew were also there when Smack came out throwing up his sign then spoke into the microphone. The New York crowd sold out this venue and were livid.
Smack: Alright, alright. Time for the main event. We got Zero Tolerance on my left!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Smack: And we got Bloodtheon, #CreachCrew with ANDRE HOLMES on my right!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Smack: Alright. First Round. On Jamal Carlton!
Round One: Jamal Carlton
I said aye yo! I'm back in my bag again and ready to cancel these niggas.
So many shots fired, dey gon have to ransom deez niggas!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
My legacy on da battle, Imma slice these niggas with a cut lass.
Impervious skin in the ring, all my wounds cut less.
Crowd: TRASH!
Ya'll lookin at #CreachCrew as if they the best.
I'll have my hands throw up, stay dere like we da bess.
Crowd: OH MY GOD, GET THIS NIGGA OFF THE STAGE!
Fuck you guys, Zero Tolerance back in da mix. We killin mofos on sight.
Lay the pussies to rest like my sister been with me all night.....wait....
Crowd: THE FUCK DID HE SAY? NAH NAH NAH! WE DON'T FUCK WITH YOU! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Smack: Alright, alright. That's the end of Round One. On you, Jared Holmes.
Fuck am I supposed to say bout an ex-junkie bore?
Get before your God on both knees like Claire trying to score
Crowd: OH OOOOOOH! OOOOH! FIRE!
You're a shepherd with no GOATs, I stay winning while you losing
And testing me is like the Patriots against Houston
Crowd: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
I slap the cum off your face you little faggot cream filled
Little Twinkie I'm an A bomb so hot roaches get killed
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I could drop a couple stacks and buy Jaymz a new face
And next time you kiss your lady, do ignore the salty taste
I'm gold like Steven Singh as a Bond villain victim
Pick accolades and titles while you pick boogers and flick em
Crowd: HE DOIN' A SCHEME! HE DOIN' A SCHEME! LEGGO! LE-FUCKIN' GO!
In the court of the King in Yellow your whole clique are my fools
And Jason Cash looks like a guy I beat up in high school
CROWD: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! HE'S DEAD, BODYBAGGED! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Smack: Hol' it down! Hold it down, let us continue with the battle! Snitchy McSalem. Round Two, on you!
Yo! yo, yo! This ol man' Joey Flash tryna be the World Champion in the high place.
I'll put this nigga in my bed and turn his career into my high stakes.
Crowd: PAUSE, THAT SHIT GAY! NAH NIGGA! GAY AS FUCK!
Ugh...I mean't....ugh....umm.
Crowd: CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE!
....I'm sorry guys.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Smack: Alright, alright. Sorry about that guys. Joey Flash, Round Two on You!
So many shots fired, dey gon have to ransom deez niggas!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
My legacy on da battle, Imma slice these niggas with a cut lass.
Impervious skin in the ring, all my wounds cut less.
Crowd: TRASH!
Ya'll lookin at #CreachCrew as if they the best.
I'll have my hands throw up, stay dere like we da bess.
Crowd: OH MY GOD, GET THIS NIGGA OFF THE STAGE!
Fuck you guys, Zero Tolerance back in da mix. We killin mofos on sight.
Lay the pussies to rest like my sister been with me all night.....wait....
Crowd: THE FUCK DID HE SAY? NAH NAH NAH! WE DON'T FUCK WITH YOU! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Smack: Alright, alright. That's the end of Round One. On you, Jared Holmes.
Round One: Jared Holmes
Fuck am I supposed to say bout an ex-junkie bore?
Get before your God on both knees like Claire trying to score
Crowd: OH OOOOOOH! OOOOH! FIRE!
You're a shepherd with no GOATs, I stay winning while you losing
And testing me is like the Patriots against Houston
Crowd: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
I slap the cum off your face you little faggot cream filled
Little Twinkie I'm an A bomb so hot roaches get killed
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I could drop a couple stacks and buy Jaymz a new face
And next time you kiss your lady, do ignore the salty taste
I'm gold like Steven Singh as a Bond villain victim
Pick accolades and titles while you pick boogers and flick em
Crowd: HE DOIN' A SCHEME! HE DOIN' A SCHEME! LEGGO! LE-FUCKIN' GO!
In the court of the King in Yellow your whole clique are my fools
And Jason Cash looks like a guy I beat up in high school
CROWD: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! HE'S DEAD, BODYBAGGED! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Smack: Hol' it down! Hold it down, let us continue with the battle! Snitchy McSalem. Round Two, on you!
Round Two: Snitchy McSalem
Yo! yo, yo! This ol man' Joey Flash tryna be the World Champion in the high place.
I'll put this nigga in my bed and turn his career into my high stakes.
Crowd: PAUSE, THAT SHIT GAY! NAH NIGGA! GAY AS FUCK!
Ugh...I mean't....ugh....umm.
Crowd: CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE!
....I'm sorry guys.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Smack: Alright, alright. Sorry about that guys. Joey Flash, Round Two on You!
Round Two: Joey Flash
You could wrestle with a five year old girl and she’d still take yo back.
This will remind you of your pops raping you, it’ll take ya back.
You think you have a chance against me? HA HAAAAAAAAAAA….Jada laugh
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! SNITCHY MCSALEM DEAD! HE DONE FOR! NAH!!!
Smack: Okay, okay! Last round on Clep JJ OG!
This will remind you of your pops raping you, it’ll take ya back.
You think you have a chance against me? HA HAAAAAAAAAAA….Jada laugh
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! SNITCHY MCSALEM DEAD! HE DONE FOR! NAH!!!
Smack: Okay, okay! Last round on Clep JJ OG!
Round Three: Clep JJ OG
This is a fight, on real nigga time, I'm Hardcore Champion, ruler of all crimes.
Talkin' like he slick, I'm a man who's bigger, the only reason you suck is because you're a NIGGER!
Crowd: ...........
What? What I say? I ain't racist, I love black people. Right guys?
Crowd: ...........
Smack: ......Round Three, Andre Holmes.
Talkin' like he slick, I'm a man who's bigger, the only reason you suck is because you're a NIGGER!
Crowd: ...........
What? What I say? I ain't racist, I love black people. Right guys?
Crowd: ...........
Smack: ......Round Three, Andre Holmes.
Round Three: Andre Holmes
Crazy J, that is your real name right, Crazy J?
Well what do you know about being Crazy....J?
I'll be Blunt about my case, Twin Hammers in both hands.
Smoking him outta the buildin when I roll a Crazy J!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
This nigga wanna act tough, Fight Night, I'll kill this nigga and keep it real.
May Weather the Storm, drop this nigga face first on my Holy Field.
Crowd: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
But I gotta talk to you, what's this deal about you being a Pedophile?
The woman in your life, too old of age, Daddy raised you to be a pimp from a young age out of style?
Kept the names of every child, put them in a special file, even jacked off to your future son you'll name Kyle?
Funny, how a nigga like you likes to rip on me Being Black, Cheap Heat of an Attack, Trying to make a Concrete Nigga Crack?
Since you wanna Involve Children in a battle: You got Two Choices. The Tommy or the Twins, Pick a Rugrat!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A nigga like you, A Father would be ashamed to Raise this Kid and never Guide Him.
That's why he Always thinks He's Rated R because he never started with Parental Guidance. (PG)
Crowd: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Zero Tolerance ain't the Business we thought it would be, Ya'll like to attack Niggas on some Dyke Shit.
One Punch to your Face, It'll cause Explosions in your Mind, Make your Eye Cyst (ISIS)
Rippin on my Boy Kidd Krazzy? I'll chop this boy up, Scream Su Wu, Slice It then Dice It.
What I learn from Pokemon, my favourite type to battle is the Steel.
And it's Super Effective against your Psychic!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Yeah nigga. I wanna know where Zero Tolerance get the name from, all Ya'll bitches are cattle.
Just because you couldn't Jugg the Low (Juggalo) the different Personalities, don't mean you follow Gemini Battle.
Crowd: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! TALK TO EM! TALK TO EM! TALK TO EM NIGGA!
Talkin' about how you aren't the best, #CreachKrew killed ya'll niggas at the biggest PPV, and it was Free.
They say you can Kill Two Birds with One Stone, what about ONE stone can kill Niggas in Threes? (Trios)
Crowd: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Oh my nigga, I got a bone to pick with you. I ain't giving you Props B.
But the you way you love to peel (Pill) on a nigga, I'll call you Bill Cosby.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You don't believe me, We can throw hands Then.
But first, deal with Chris Hanson.
A bunch of police officers jumped onto the stage and put all three Zero Tolerance members on their chest with their hands behind their backs. Chris Hansen stepped in front of Bloodtheon and #CreachCrew wearing a Pantheon T-Shirt.
Chris Hanson: How to catch a predator. Consequence for bedding her.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well what do you know about being Crazy....J?
I'll be Blunt about my case, Twin Hammers in both hands.
Smoking him outta the buildin when I roll a Crazy J!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
This nigga wanna act tough, Fight Night, I'll kill this nigga and keep it real.
May Weather the Storm, drop this nigga face first on my Holy Field.
Crowd: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
But I gotta talk to you, what's this deal about you being a Pedophile?
The woman in your life, too old of age, Daddy raised you to be a pimp from a young age out of style?
Kept the names of every child, put them in a special file, even jacked off to your future son you'll name Kyle?
Funny, how a nigga like you likes to rip on me Being Black, Cheap Heat of an Attack, Trying to make a Concrete Nigga Crack?
Since you wanna Involve Children in a battle: You got Two Choices. The Tommy or the Twins, Pick a Rugrat!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A nigga like you, A Father would be ashamed to Raise this Kid and never Guide Him.
That's why he Always thinks He's Rated R because he never started with Parental Guidance. (PG)
Crowd: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Zero Tolerance ain't the Business we thought it would be, Ya'll like to attack Niggas on some Dyke Shit.
One Punch to your Face, It'll cause Explosions in your Mind, Make your Eye Cyst (ISIS)
Rippin on my Boy Kidd Krazzy? I'll chop this boy up, Scream Su Wu, Slice It then Dice It.
What I learn from Pokemon, my favourite type to battle is the Steel.
And it's Super Effective against your Psychic!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Yeah nigga. I wanna know where Zero Tolerance get the name from, all Ya'll bitches are cattle.
Just because you couldn't Jugg the Low (Juggalo) the different Personalities, don't mean you follow Gemini Battle.
Crowd: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! TALK TO EM! TALK TO EM! TALK TO EM NIGGA!
Talkin' about how you aren't the best, #CreachKrew killed ya'll niggas at the biggest PPV, and it was Free.
They say you can Kill Two Birds with One Stone, what about ONE stone can kill Niggas in Threes? (Trios)
Crowd: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Oh my nigga, I got a bone to pick with you. I ain't giving you Props B.
But the you way you love to peel (Pill) on a nigga, I'll call you Bill Cosby.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You don't believe me, We can throw hands Then.
But first, deal with Chris Hanson.
A bunch of police officers jumped onto the stage and put all three Zero Tolerance members on their chest with their hands behind their backs. Chris Hansen stepped in front of Bloodtheon and #CreachCrew wearing a Pantheon T-Shirt.
Chris Hanson: How to catch a predator. Consequence for bedding her.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!