Post by Crazy J zt on Jan 25, 2017 20:05:30 GMT -5
Press conference…. the following is a reply about the EXTREMELY short Promos that use words like Nigger in it that Andre has released… the following is a release from EVIL… the views in this are the views of Evil and do not reflect WCF or Zero Tolerance….
Evil is Standing behind a podium. He is dressed in a bloody coverall and has his mask on and his knife is on his side…
Evil: Listen you was stuck watching three episodes of television that was garbage. You know he scream racism but then does the black list… look I hate everyone equally… but I don’t hate black people… I just hate that mother. I couldn’t hear that shit very well so I had the show transcript pulled and it was less than a 1000 words way to put in effort… just quit like your daughter. If … he is screaming about Seth beating him down and taking his belt… so we need to fucking march… we need to protest and we need to scream… but before we do all that… let’s talk about this fucker who releases all these promos saying the same shit… Seth took my belt… wrong… he fired your ass and said get the fuck out and then he burned your contract and he was a happy man… but you want to say I am racist I called you entitled and then the more you talk the more I want to be racist. You are making me hate you more and more because you are one of the reason people hate your race. You just repeat and repeat the same shit about how you was a victim… how you want to take what you think is yours… mother fucker I have been champ for 153 days and I am have earned the right to be called champ… so run your little 2 minute bull shit and make the world laugh at you…
footage of the trump protestors is seen and Evil has had the signs changed… one side reads.... Evil is Mean…. Evil is going to make Andre white again…. And so many more signs… Evil is dressed up in an Andre shirt and he is holding a sign... we demand free title shots… if white people have to earn them we should get them for free.
Evil as Andrea supporter : They owe him the title if he doesn’t get it then they are racist… Andre t shirt should not be taxed…. Free Birth Control so Andre doesn’t knock up your girl…. Free Popeyes Chicken… Church chicken…. KFC Chicken… Aunt Ruths Chicken… Deep Fried Chicken on a chicken fried bun… we demand that Seth gives Andre every title moving forward… Slam will now be call Blam… WCF is now BWCF… We also demand that’s a monument be builts for Anrdre… Let me axe you Seth… what the fuck you going to do honkey…. You aint got shit you can do mother fucker… this is the entitled movement. We are the Horned Pony Party give us what we want or we will burn your town and rape your white women….
A commercial starts playing and a picture of Andre as the horned pony shows up and CrazyJ walks out with his face painted black and a baseball hat to the side. ]
Crazy J: Sup my Niggas… this is your boy Cray Cray and I am here to tell you about my boy andre and why you should just hands him da belt. This motherfucker don’t want to work… he goes home to his baby momma and his girls once a month… and he tells people to suck his black cock… as your Hardcore Chicken champion he will eat wings and get that belt all slippery… this mother fucker don’t care handouts is one word he makes it two… but he black so its all good in da hood… so unless you got you a grape flavored blunt wrap get the fuck out of here…
the scene cuts back to the protestors… but now a reporter is on scene and she is a lovely white girl.
girl: so why did your group smash the starbucks window?
Evil as Andre supporter : Because we black bitch… if I wanted you to open your mouth I would have pulled out my dick.
girl: don’t you drink Coffee?
Evil as Andre supporter : Oh hell no … I am black we don’t be drinking no coffee… in the hood we drink koolaid… grape and if you luck a splash of some flat sprite and you got you a drink… then when we sitting on the porch we drink us some Hennessey and then we sleep in and do it all over again… fucking coffee you is a dumb white bitch… give us the titles all of them… even that fake ass Internet title we want that to… that shit is free wi-fi unless my aunty changes the number again… but fuck that I can bounce down to the YMCA and has some free shit. Horned Pony Party…. Free Handouts…. Free Handouts…. Horney Pony Party….
the scene cuts back to Evil at the podium…
Evil: we have seen the great clips you keep posting but those are shorter than the preview on pornhub when I hover over the picture. I am sure Andre had a nice catalog of promos he wanted to use over the week but then when zero tolerance gave you fans more he wanted to try and give the same promos… so now he will bore you to death with 2 minute clips… but don’t say nothing or you will be racist… watch out you don’t want to get on the black list…. Because then you can’t buy a house or a car with your new credit score. Join us next time when we break down more embarrassing shit Andrea releases to you the fans…
Evil holds up the picture of the horned pony and he laughs and he puts it down as he starts to walk away… he turns back and smiles at the camera once more…
Evil: Andre you have to do better if you want to get in my head….but tell that girlfriend of yours I can’t wait to put my seed in her pussy… that bitch is going to scream out White Jesus as I fuck her brains out… and tell my two girls I love them and that white daddy is coming home soon to show them what a real man is… a real man something you only wish you could be… so go back to your short clips and come out with something funny… something new… something fresh… because you are as cool as that Obama flip phone after Trump shuts it off.