Crazy J 2- I hide but not from you (rp5)
Jan 24, 2017 10:35:42 GMT -5
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Post by Crazy J zt on Jan 24, 2017 10:35:42 GMT -5
When a man is running from someone he will do anything to hide. No matter how much this person calls out or screams for him. A man will do anything to hold on to what is important to him. A man will almost kill himself to avoid someone. But who is that has Crazy J hiding and scared… is the man named Andre?
Crazy J Voice Over: Fuck no… aint no one scared of the greasy fried chicken eating free handout entitled mother fucker.
The scene comes in and Crazy J is hiding in the garage. He is behind some boxes and he looks scared… then Lisa storms into the garage. She is looking around and she picks up a box and she throws it and the manikin of lisa falls out of a box.
Lisa: God Damn it J! I know you are in here and I am fucking pissed off! I know you fucked her and I am not happy. So when your done hiding from me I will be in the house waiting.
Lisa storms out and J stands up and he looks around. He takes a few steps and ducks back down. He then leans down he looks over at the camera guy.
Crazy J: Dude is she gone…. are you sure? You best not be lying because after she is done killing me I will kill you. I am not playing man she is like a level 11 crazy. Dude she is like a unicorn level 11 crazy. She is breathing fire dude I didn’t fuck no one… I didn’t even talk to no girls.. hell I feel like the last few weeks have just flown right bye. Sometimes it is like its Friday and it ends up being Tuesday.
Crazy J stands up and he walks towards the manikin that fell over earlier. Crazy J stands up the old Manikin and he look as the face on Lisa and he touches her hair. He then smells the manikin he strokes the arm of it and he kisses her on the cheek.
Crazy J: Man I miss this connection to lisa… she talked a lot less and bitch a lot less even when she was on her period. But looking around things have changed…. Lisa seems to be happy when I am spending money on her…. I guess its time to send her on another trip. But this whole sex thing has me blown away… I am just a man, well a very rich man. I have fun and I love to travel and do things… oh and I can do what I want. So women throw themselves at me but I don’t need them I have a girl. Hell I haven’t even gone to the titty bar. You see the last time we went this midget came out and shep freaked the fucked out… then this bitch with no hands got all mad when I asked her how much for a hand job……….. oh yeah that is right you was filming it… sorry…. But yeah man why can’t she be like this Lisa again?
Crazy J touches the manikin again and lisa is watching but J does not See her. She touches her face and kisses the manikin. J steps back and he looks at it once more.
Crazy J: You know Lisa I love you and I have never cheated on you from the time we became a couple. I have no idea what you are talking about.
Lisa walks in and she touches J and he jumps and turns around to face her. He then touches her hand and she moves in closer. She touches J chest and kisses him. Crazy J has no idea that lisa had heard the whole conversation.
Lisa: J honey I know you haven’t cheated on me…. I love you and you treat me like a queen. Look I know I have been jealous of Claire but I am over it… plus evil is with her now anyways.
Crazy J: Really…. Oh I didn’t know.
Lisa: Yeah… they are having sex, I guess he wants to make a baby with her…. Maybe we should do that, what do you think?
Crazy J: Um…. Lisa I am not ready to be a daddy. You know that…. I don’t want to be a shitty dad and please lets not fight....
Lisa: so you will cum in Claire but not me…. fuck off!
Lisa storms out of the garage and she gets in the car and drives off. J just looks around like what the fuck… he truly doesn’t understand why she is mad. But then he starts to think of Claire and then he stops… he turns to the manikin and shakes his head
CRAZY J: dude we got to go I am not going to listen to the other lisa start bitching now as well.
J and the camera man both walk into the house… j grabs a beer as he walks towards the library. He does this because the door is open and he never leaves it open. J hates the smell of old books and shit. J walks in and sees the alter that is set up. He sets down in a chair. He just shakes his head and he looks at the table.
Crazy J Voice Over: what the fuck have I done… I remember inviting Lisa brother to stay here and now my library is a fucking church… I mean a church. Dude what the fuck am I doing…. Evil is fucking Claire and Jay Wonderful is making a church and Lisa is pissed at me because evil is filling Claire with cum.
Crazy J: so Andre when I walked into the WCF I had so many people telling me I wasn’t shit because I had not beat a legend… but when they called out the legends I got names I got more names then I cared to. I had to hear stories and I was told to beat a legend so I beat ZMAC and took his belt… then I beat every person that has come before me… but then a former champ that everyone had forgotten came back to this place… but it wasn’t a legend returning it was just some chump that thinks he gets his belt back because he was champ… look man say what you want about me. you said for weeks I was scared of you but truth is I just don’t respect you. Everything about is what is wrong with most of this country today. What you once was has not value in todays WCF. Hell if I walked back into the AWA and demanded that I get my universal title back do you think that goth would just hand me a title shot. fuck no when I left their as champ they hated me for it. Just like when this place took the trash out and the WCF said good bye. But no they bring you back, why becsause you want to win gold again….. nah I think seth wanted this match from day one he wanted me to destroy you in this ring. Your little MMA gloves and your high flyer style is not going to do much. You see this match is going to be chaotic its going to be destructive and most of all its going to watch you bleed.
Crazy J: apparently I sit in the church of wonderful and I proclaim what will happen to you…. I am so happy that Evil is going to let me defend the title at rise and I am going to fucking destroy you. I am going to take your fucking head and bash it in. I want to make you bleed on every fan in the building… those that paid the big bucks to get front row can take home a part of Andre. The crowd will be so happy to get pieces of him.
Crazy J: so when I defeated zmac, oblivion, doc Henry, and others I didn't earn it... when i defended that title every time I didn't earn it. You know andre seth fucked you when he fired you and he is going to fuck you again. You see come rise I am going to make it so you never get this shot again. So flower be ready to be cut down... but don't worry I am sure you will get that world title shot. Hell after i beat you I will help get you that world title shot I will run around with the crazy list and demand you get that shot. But hey you already know how to get what you didn't have coming.