Post by Crazy J zt on Jan 24, 2017 10:16:41 GMT -5
a warehouse in downtown Detroit is in full view and you see the warehouse is closed. Not closed as in 'not open,' closed as in 'out of fucking business.' But then again it was Detroit so why would anyone be shocked. The 6 Mile St sign is on the corner. The front door was kicked in and the camera man walks in. the office has rows of tables that are covered in old moniters. You can tell this place closed in the 90s. as the camera man walks farther the equipment and machines told us this was an old automotive plant. The camera then turns to a window into the plant. You see some lights in the old building and you see the man with a missing leg. Evil walks in wearing the bloody bibs from the other day and he is wearing his mask he walks over to the man who is on a metal table. Evil reaches over and grabs the handle and he pulls it down and the large piece of metal comes down. The sound is screeching and the man is looking up as it comes down over the mans chest.
Evil: so are you ready to tell me who you work for.
guy: fuck off man
Evil: now you sound like Andre but it is all good. So I have something to make you remember this moment for the rest of your life.
the press comes down more and the man and the pressure it puts on his body makes him scream. Evil leans over and pulls out a cd player and hits play and then hits the repeat song button on it.
Evil watches as the song finishes and the man is screaming out in pain…. The song starts playing again. The radio is plugged in and its going to keep playing.
Evil: maybe by tomorrow you will have a name…
evil walks out of the warehouse and he gets into the creepy ass truck. He locked the door on his way out. He starts driving down the road and he is singing under pressure. He seems very happy he continues to play the steering wheel drum. J stops after a few minutes and he reaches for the phone. He says 'siri call my best friend'… the phone rings.
Jaymz: Whats Up Crazy J?
Evil: No…
Jaymz: Jay Wonderful!
Evil: damn it, it is evil why do you do this every time.
JAYMZ: sorry you all sound alike!
Evil: Damn it… Jaymz your racist. But I didn’t know you was my best friend.
JAYMZ: oh you was looking for shep?
EVIL: no Erik… why does that shock you.
Jaymz: really?
EVIL: he has always done what I needed and took care of me… every time I go meet Crazy J he has never been around or even called to say he wont make it… and you haven’t been around much so sorry man.
JAYMZ: what ever. Crazy J and I are best friends anyways. But look Evil where is the hopper at?
Evil: oh Erik said to pressure him so I did… I have him in a press he is just kind of feeling the weight of the world right now. But look man I got to go let Erik Know I have it under control.
Evil hangs up the phone and he is driving down the street to his home. He pulls in and Lisa car is in drive way. However, the car is empty, she is looking at her grandfather's old house that is next door to J parents home. She turns and see J or evil and all the blood on him. she runs towards him and Evil puts his hand on his large knife. Lisa stops and she is very red in the face. She starts screaming out.
Lisa: Look mother fucker I don’t know who the fuck you think you are right but how dare you… do you know how mad I am at you…. you hurt me and I am pissed and I cannot believe you did this.
Evil: look I am sorry he…
LISA: What do you mean he… I am talking about her!
EVIL: Oh you are talking about her… look she is just a pet of mine. its no big deal. I rub her belly and she purrs like a kitty cat.
LISA: I love you how could you do this… witch Claire… I am way better then she is.
EVIL: oh Claire…. Shit I thought you was talking about my new pet… I don’t rub Claire belly I just fuck her.
LISA: I fucking hate you…
Evil: ok so you love me but what about Crazy J … do you love him to…. How dare you try to cheat on him with one of his own ZT brothers. You make me sick you really make me sick.
Just then a ZT hummer pulls in and Dr. Mehoff steps out and he ask lisa to walk with him. Evil goes inside and the camera crew stays with Lisa. She is crying and Dr. Mehoff hands her a napkin or a tissue or something.
Dr mehoff (jack): Look lisa I know your mad but right now we have a major Issue… as of the last few weeks J has lost touch completely. Right now he is using 3 main personalities and he cycles very quickly at time and other times he doesn’t. However... He no longer understands that he is both J and evil… he now thinks all three people do exist. Jay wonderful as you seen is very religious. Its nice that he isn’t plotting to kill me but he tries to push his faith so hard.
Lisa: Yeah I noticed the other day… so what I just let him fuck Claire half of the time and me the other half?
DR MEHOFF (JACK): well no don’t be silly Lisa, he is jay wonderful at times and he doesn’t have sex…
Lisa: what is the long term plan?
Dr mehoff (jack): we feel it is best for him to realize he is the same person and that in time will allow him to destroy jay wonderful and Evil. Look it won’t be easy but it needs to be done.
Lisa: he better buy me something for going along with this… do we know if he is using a condom when he fucks that skank whore?
Dr mehoff (jack): Lilith…. I joke I joke… you see you can say anything you want and then say I joke and it makes it ok… I learned that from this homeless kid. But no he is not... he is trying to make a baby with Claire to be honest.
LISA: that mother fucker.. J wont cum inside of me unless it my mouth or my ass… he said we have to do the pull and pray method. I think Crazy J is afraid to be a dad.
Dr mehoff (jack): well Evil isn’t…. but maybe you should talk to Crazy J and find out more about why he won’t put a baby in you.
Lisa: Do you think Claire is sexier then me?
DR MEHOFF (JACK): No… I would totally… um… I would totally choose you over her.
The scene cuts back into the house and Evil is on the couch drinking a beer and the pet is laying at his feet on the ground. He flips on the tv and it is a new story and Evil shuts it off. He finishes his beer and he points to the empty and the pet goes and gets one for him.
EVIL: So andre what is it like to live a life where you just get to say I am black…. And you owe me something even though I didn’t earn it. What is like to just walk back in here and think you get to be right where you left off? You haven’t done shit but create a black list and make it look like this place is racist… truth is I wouldn’t like you if you was white… I would not like you at night… I would not like you if you was red… I would not like you in flints water with lead… look fucker I am going to take your tongue and I am going to cut It out. And then I am going to find someone to shove it up your entitled ass and you can lick your own ass and beg for handouts... something you are already good at that. Dude my dead parents are sleeping upstairs and I want them to be proud of their son…. I want them to see that I earned what I have. You want a belt handed to you and your more of a joke then Moor. You guys really need to look at reality and get your shit together.
Evil: I was the champ before I was fired…. You lost your job… your contract was canceled and your claim on the universal title was… well is invalid. You are back now and you have spent time in seths office but what happened behind closed doors…. While I am out killing people in the ring you are sucking ass. You see you will feel the pressure of facing Evil… you will feel the pain of having to live a life waiting for someone to feed you. listen when you crash and burn and you feel the pain… you will then know that you should have stayed home and kept you fucking mouth shut… but no you had to keep demanding shit and keep crying…. But you didn’t want to earn shit you just want to try and steel my title. its ok it wont be the first time someone has tried. It just to bad that Lilith was the one who earned the last chance at the title and never got it. Moor got to try….
Evil walks around the room a little and stops at the moor head on the wall… he smiles and turns back to the camera.
Evil: Good evening this is wade moor the swamp man pig fucker but this week I will claim to be from murdertown usa…. Oh wait that’s not Detroit… oh shit… at one I am going to be the hardcore champ…
Evil: but guess what he didn’t get the job done… then he was going to be the TV champ…. Didn’t get the job done. You see this is a hardcore match and I am going to beat the living shit out off anyone that enters my ring and wants a shot at my title. the world tilte in the WCF is nothing more than a belt. A belt that is passed around after each match or almost every match. The hardcore title has stayed with me for a long time because its the one that requires you to be a bad ass. But you already knew that didn’t you? you see there is a reason the line is short in seths office asking for title shots. But you know something? I am not going anywhere. I am not going to let you even touch the belt.
EVIL: some days I just look at that belt on the wall and I try to remember what it was like before I had that belt… but it seems like that belt has been with me forever… and that is where it will remain. Andre I hear you think I am scared I am not scared of you I think that's funny... I am going to destroy you and it's going to be my honor. So play on twitter but a key board warrior won't help you come rise up...
Evil: maybe by tomorrow you will have a name…
evil walks out of the warehouse and he gets into the creepy ass truck. He locked the door on his way out. He starts driving down the road and he is singing under pressure. He seems very happy he continues to play the steering wheel drum. J stops after a few minutes and he reaches for the phone. He says 'siri call my best friend'… the phone rings.
Jaymz: Whats Up Crazy J?
Evil: No…
Jaymz: Jay Wonderful!
Evil: damn it, it is evil why do you do this every time.
JAYMZ: sorry you all sound alike!
Evil: Damn it… Jaymz your racist. But I didn’t know you was my best friend.
JAYMZ: oh you was looking for shep?
EVIL: no Erik… why does that shock you.
Jaymz: really?
EVIL: he has always done what I needed and took care of me… every time I go meet Crazy J he has never been around or even called to say he wont make it… and you haven’t been around much so sorry man.
JAYMZ: what ever. Crazy J and I are best friends anyways. But look Evil where is the hopper at?
Evil: oh Erik said to pressure him so I did… I have him in a press he is just kind of feeling the weight of the world right now. But look man I got to go let Erik Know I have it under control.
Evil hangs up the phone and he is driving down the street to his home. He pulls in and Lisa car is in drive way. However, the car is empty, she is looking at her grandfather's old house that is next door to J parents home. She turns and see J or evil and all the blood on him. she runs towards him and Evil puts his hand on his large knife. Lisa stops and she is very red in the face. She starts screaming out.
Lisa: Look mother fucker I don’t know who the fuck you think you are right but how dare you… do you know how mad I am at you…. you hurt me and I am pissed and I cannot believe you did this.
Evil: look I am sorry he…
LISA: What do you mean he… I am talking about her!
EVIL: Oh you are talking about her… look she is just a pet of mine. its no big deal. I rub her belly and she purrs like a kitty cat.
LISA: I love you how could you do this… witch Claire… I am way better then she is.
EVIL: oh Claire…. Shit I thought you was talking about my new pet… I don’t rub Claire belly I just fuck her.
LISA: I fucking hate you…
Evil: ok so you love me but what about Crazy J … do you love him to…. How dare you try to cheat on him with one of his own ZT brothers. You make me sick you really make me sick.
Just then a ZT hummer pulls in and Dr. Mehoff steps out and he ask lisa to walk with him. Evil goes inside and the camera crew stays with Lisa. She is crying and Dr. Mehoff hands her a napkin or a tissue or something.
Dr mehoff (jack): Look lisa I know your mad but right now we have a major Issue… as of the last few weeks J has lost touch completely. Right now he is using 3 main personalities and he cycles very quickly at time and other times he doesn’t. However... He no longer understands that he is both J and evil… he now thinks all three people do exist. Jay wonderful as you seen is very religious. Its nice that he isn’t plotting to kill me but he tries to push his faith so hard.
Lisa: Yeah I noticed the other day… so what I just let him fuck Claire half of the time and me the other half?
DR MEHOFF (JACK): well no don’t be silly Lisa, he is jay wonderful at times and he doesn’t have sex…
Lisa: what is the long term plan?
Dr mehoff (jack): we feel it is best for him to realize he is the same person and that in time will allow him to destroy jay wonderful and Evil. Look it won’t be easy but it needs to be done.
Lisa: he better buy me something for going along with this… do we know if he is using a condom when he fucks that skank whore?
Dr mehoff (jack): Lilith…. I joke I joke… you see you can say anything you want and then say I joke and it makes it ok… I learned that from this homeless kid. But no he is not... he is trying to make a baby with Claire to be honest.
LISA: that mother fucker.. J wont cum inside of me unless it my mouth or my ass… he said we have to do the pull and pray method. I think Crazy J is afraid to be a dad.
Dr mehoff (jack): well Evil isn’t…. but maybe you should talk to Crazy J and find out more about why he won’t put a baby in you.
Lisa: Do you think Claire is sexier then me?
DR MEHOFF (JACK): No… I would totally… um… I would totally choose you over her.
The scene cuts back into the house and Evil is on the couch drinking a beer and the pet is laying at his feet on the ground. He flips on the tv and it is a new story and Evil shuts it off. He finishes his beer and he points to the empty and the pet goes and gets one for him.
EVIL: So andre what is it like to live a life where you just get to say I am black…. And you owe me something even though I didn’t earn it. What is like to just walk back in here and think you get to be right where you left off? You haven’t done shit but create a black list and make it look like this place is racist… truth is I wouldn’t like you if you was white… I would not like you at night… I would not like you if you was red… I would not like you in flints water with lead… look fucker I am going to take your tongue and I am going to cut It out. And then I am going to find someone to shove it up your entitled ass and you can lick your own ass and beg for handouts... something you are already good at that. Dude my dead parents are sleeping upstairs and I want them to be proud of their son…. I want them to see that I earned what I have. You want a belt handed to you and your more of a joke then Moor. You guys really need to look at reality and get your shit together.
Evil: I was the champ before I was fired…. You lost your job… your contract was canceled and your claim on the universal title was… well is invalid. You are back now and you have spent time in seths office but what happened behind closed doors…. While I am out killing people in the ring you are sucking ass. You see you will feel the pressure of facing Evil… you will feel the pain of having to live a life waiting for someone to feed you. listen when you crash and burn and you feel the pain… you will then know that you should have stayed home and kept you fucking mouth shut… but no you had to keep demanding shit and keep crying…. But you didn’t want to earn shit you just want to try and steel my title. its ok it wont be the first time someone has tried. It just to bad that Lilith was the one who earned the last chance at the title and never got it. Moor got to try….
Evil walks around the room a little and stops at the moor head on the wall… he smiles and turns back to the camera.
Evil: Good evening this is wade moor the swamp man pig fucker but this week I will claim to be from murdertown usa…. Oh wait that’s not Detroit… oh shit… at one I am going to be the hardcore champ…
Evil: but guess what he didn’t get the job done… then he was going to be the TV champ…. Didn’t get the job done. You see this is a hardcore match and I am going to beat the living shit out off anyone that enters my ring and wants a shot at my title. the world tilte in the WCF is nothing more than a belt. A belt that is passed around after each match or almost every match. The hardcore title has stayed with me for a long time because its the one that requires you to be a bad ass. But you already knew that didn’t you? you see there is a reason the line is short in seths office asking for title shots. But you know something? I am not going anywhere. I am not going to let you even touch the belt.
EVIL: some days I just look at that belt on the wall and I try to remember what it was like before I had that belt… but it seems like that belt has been with me forever… and that is where it will remain. Andre I hear you think I am scared I am not scared of you I think that's funny... I am going to destroy you and it's going to be my honor. So play on twitter but a key board warrior won't help you come rise up...