Jay wonderful 1 - Pre Rise (rp 3)
Jan 23, 2017 23:27:13 GMT -5
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Post by Crazy J zt on Jan 23, 2017 23:27:13 GMT -5
Ooc Note: this was written to give a look about how Jay Wonderful felt about rise… look at it as a previous interview and then a backstage interview when the match was announced by Seth.
Crazy J home is shown in the back ground as, an older Pontiac grand prix pulls in. Jay wonderful steps out and he is dressed in all white and he has a religious stole on that is blue with white crosses on both side. He has a cross on his face painted as he grabs his bag. He looks at the huge house and just shakes his head. He walks towards the door and the open house next door that was archer home is empty. A couple is looking at the home and wonderful just waves to them. Jay wonderful steps in the home. He looks around and he is very confused as to where he is. Jay makes his way upstairs and he puts his bag in the guest room. He looks around and he sees a picture of a skull. Si he takes it down he takes the photo out and he draws a cross on the white side. He places it back in the picture frame so the cross shows and he hangs it on the wall. Jay wonderful turns to the bed and he kneels down and puts his hand together.
Jay Wonderful: heavenly father thank you for allowing me the opportunity to make money…. I will use this money to do good work in your name. I will build a new church and I will make those dark souls around me see the light. I also ask that you look over Lisa and bring her back home so I can see my sister. I also have yet to cross paths with Crazy J or Evil but I don’t think I am ready to be before EVIL. He scares me and I haven’t even sat in the same room as him. Well good thank you for everything… and this next PPV is called Rise and what better PPV then this one to promote my faith.
Jay wonderful climbs into the bed he closes his eyes. He doesn’t hear Claire come in the home. Claire checks J room and doesn’t see him, she then turns to the guest room. Then she opens the door and she sees J she strips down to her bra and underwear. She climbs in the bed and jay wakes up and he freaks out….
Jay Wonderful: what are you doing? Get out of my bed…. God please forgive me… Lord I swear I did not get a hard on.
CLAIRE: J what are you saying you have no problem having sex with me at your parents house.
Jay Wonderful: I don’t know what your talking about I am not Evil nor am I crazy J… My name is Jay Wonderful
Claire: oh so only evil fucks me and then what Crazy J is fucking Lisa the whore and who are you fucking?
Jay Wonderful: One please don’t use those words. Crazy J and Lisa are not married they better not be having sex that is my sister… our family would be very disappointed in her.
Claire: I don’t really get this…
Jay Wonderful: what is your name…. and please get dressed.
Claire puts her clothes on and she sits on the bed and she puts her hand out and introduce herself.
Claire: my name is Claire Shepard…
Jay Wonderful: oh no shit you are Sheps sister… the former drug addict!
Claire: well I don’t like to point that out but yeah I am Salem’s older sister.
the two of them walk down stairs and Jay wonderful takes her into the library and he points to the table. Claire sits down as Jay wonderful turns the lights up and grabs a book. He opens it up and puts it before Claire.
Jay Wonderful: Now Claire this is a bible in this book it says in second thessalonians it says in chapter 3 verse 12 that now them that are such we command and exhort by our Lord Jesus Christ, that with quietness they work, and eat their own bread.
Claire: so what does that have to do with me and what does it even mean.
Jay Wonderful: well it means that that its wrong to feel entitled and that is something that one black sheep in the WCF is very bad at.
Claire: are you talking about Andre … I guess because you said black sheep… better be careful you will make the black list.
Jay Wonderful: oh my I didn’t realize i wasn’t trying to make it sound like that… I meant black sheep as he wants to single himself out and be the victim… he demands that Evil gives him a title shot because he was fired and when he was lucky to get a job back he wanted the world handled to him or should I say Evils title…. but Claire I don’t know the man wants a chance and every man deserves a chance. What is your favorite verse in the bible.
Claire: you know that one where it says… love everyone or something like that.
Jay Wonderful: oh is that in the gospel of Jason?
Claire: yeah… your good.
Jay Wonderful: Claire you lied to me there is no Jason gospel…. But its ok I forgive you the bible says to turn the other cheek when you get smacked.
Claire: well I tried that back in Houston my ex was a drug dealer he would hit one side and I would turn. Then he would hit me on the other side.
Jay Wonderful: the book says we have to forgive not 7 times but 77 x 77…. But the point is we have to forgive but we don’t have to stay… just like you don’t have to ever go back to that guy… you just have to keep making the good choice. You see not everyone can be the Andre of the world… I mean look around Claire you want to earn things and get the gold of the golden gates on your own. If the pathway to heaven was just given to you then everyone would be up there. But you see it not that way…. We have to make choices and pay the price…. We have to carry the cross and we have to put in work. However God is nothing like Seth… so some people get shots by earning them and others get them handed to them… heck moor… I am sorry that was a bad word….. even moor after losing the hardcore title shot he gets a TV tittle shot. but men like Cash and Shep get no shots. I am new I am ok with it me and Vin have to work hard to get shots I am sure they will not be handed to us. But I don’t want them handed to them
Claire: why is it he feels entitled to it… I know what Evil has said…
Jay Wonderful: You should not listen to evil what has he said?
Claire: he told me that he wont stop tell the WCF is all on the black list so he can use it to push himself to shit he doesn’t earn…. Then he said he was not racist he hates all garbarge no matter how dark they are or how fucking light they are… then he said… they all taste the same. I thought it was a joke tell…. Never mind I set to much already… hey wonderful I like this maybe we can hang out more…
Jay Wonderful: I just want you to know this a friend ship only…. I am not having sex tell I am married.
Claire: you told me that already. Look its ok I am seeing someone.
Jay Wonderful: Just remember it is a sin to have sex when not married… sex can wait.
CLAIRE: so maybe I should just masturbate then? I mean meditate… yeah that’s what I meant.
Claire walks out of the room and Jay Wonderful walks out. He comes back in the room with a white sheet and he covers the table with it. He then walks out once more and the camera zooms in on the books and pictures. As Wonderful walks back in the room he is holding two tall candles and he puts one on each side. Jay wonderful smiles as he removes the chairs from around the table. He puts them in a row in front of the table. Jay Wonderful then stands behind the table. He lights the candles and he walks out yet again. This time he returns with a white sheet cut to look like a priest robe and he blue stole on.
Jay Wonderful: We begin in the sign of the father… the son… the holy spirit. Todays service I want you to keep in mind what the good book says in Ecclesiastes Chapter Three Verse 8, A time to love, and a time to hate. A time for war, and a time for peace. Even though I have to fight to pay for this church I want to build. But it is time to still love so Andre I don’t like the man that you are, it has nothing to do with your skin tone. I still love you in a non homo sexual way. But you are not a good person and you say you are tire of being seth puppet but really look at how it has benefited to you. I have no idea what Seth Plans are at this time for Rise but whatever they are if I am on the card I am on it…if not I will go and cheer on my brothers but I will be trying to show them the light.
the scene speeds up and the sound is cut off as Jay Wonderful is leading a mass of some type. He finishes and he blows out the candles and takes off the sheet. Jay wonderful walks out into the living room and he is sees Lisa walk in…
Lisa: I see you haven’t changed any I see.
Jay Wonderful: Welcome home sister I have missed you!
Lisa: What are you talking about… Crazy J or is it evil?
Jay Wonderful: Sister it is me Jay Wonderful your older brother!
Lisa: I have no brother… this isn’t funny. I don’t think this is funny at all J.
Jay Wonderful: you know when Grandpa wonderful and I use to play chess and he use to let me win sometimes then one day I got better and I beat him. I miss him more than anything lisa but the truth is I don’t like who you have become… how can you sleep with him?
Lisa: who you?
Jay Wonderful: No Lisa that is sick I would never sleep with you… you are my sister but how is it that you sleep with Crazy J? you are not married… but you surround your self with Evil and Claire and they are having sex!
Lisa: they are fucking? I am going to kill her…. I am going to kill you.
the scene fades to black as lisa is losing her shit.
Slam 01-15-2017
We see the locker room and Jay wonderful is just shaking his head looking at the fake penis on the bench
Jay Wonderful: I am not sure who I am more disappointed in, is it Seth or Crazy J …. The kids in the audience and the women didn’t need to see this fake penis… but what message has seth sent to the roster about how to get title shots. So, what happens when jobbers want title shots now you going to give them… if you are not going to treat everyone the same then what… oh wait this is the WCF so nothing is fair…. I pray Seth that you understand that Andre won’t make it out of rise and blood will be sprayed
Crazy J home is shown in the back ground as, an older Pontiac grand prix pulls in. Jay wonderful steps out and he is dressed in all white and he has a religious stole on that is blue with white crosses on both side. He has a cross on his face painted as he grabs his bag. He looks at the huge house and just shakes his head. He walks towards the door and the open house next door that was archer home is empty. A couple is looking at the home and wonderful just waves to them. Jay wonderful steps in the home. He looks around and he is very confused as to where he is. Jay makes his way upstairs and he puts his bag in the guest room. He looks around and he sees a picture of a skull. Si he takes it down he takes the photo out and he draws a cross on the white side. He places it back in the picture frame so the cross shows and he hangs it on the wall. Jay wonderful turns to the bed and he kneels down and puts his hand together.
Jay Wonderful: heavenly father thank you for allowing me the opportunity to make money…. I will use this money to do good work in your name. I will build a new church and I will make those dark souls around me see the light. I also ask that you look over Lisa and bring her back home so I can see my sister. I also have yet to cross paths with Crazy J or Evil but I don’t think I am ready to be before EVIL. He scares me and I haven’t even sat in the same room as him. Well good thank you for everything… and this next PPV is called Rise and what better PPV then this one to promote my faith.
Jay wonderful climbs into the bed he closes his eyes. He doesn’t hear Claire come in the home. Claire checks J room and doesn’t see him, she then turns to the guest room. Then she opens the door and she sees J she strips down to her bra and underwear. She climbs in the bed and jay wakes up and he freaks out….
Jay Wonderful: what are you doing? Get out of my bed…. God please forgive me… Lord I swear I did not get a hard on.
CLAIRE: J what are you saying you have no problem having sex with me at your parents house.
Jay Wonderful: I don’t know what your talking about I am not Evil nor am I crazy J… My name is Jay Wonderful
Claire: oh so only evil fucks me and then what Crazy J is fucking Lisa the whore and who are you fucking?
Jay Wonderful: One please don’t use those words. Crazy J and Lisa are not married they better not be having sex that is my sister… our family would be very disappointed in her.
Claire: I don’t really get this…
Jay Wonderful: what is your name…. and please get dressed.
Claire puts her clothes on and she sits on the bed and she puts her hand out and introduce herself.
Claire: my name is Claire Shepard…
Jay Wonderful: oh no shit you are Sheps sister… the former drug addict!
Claire: well I don’t like to point that out but yeah I am Salem’s older sister.
the two of them walk down stairs and Jay wonderful takes her into the library and he points to the table. Claire sits down as Jay wonderful turns the lights up and grabs a book. He opens it up and puts it before Claire.
Jay Wonderful: Now Claire this is a bible in this book it says in second thessalonians it says in chapter 3 verse 12 that now them that are such we command and exhort by our Lord Jesus Christ, that with quietness they work, and eat their own bread.
Claire: so what does that have to do with me and what does it even mean.
Jay Wonderful: well it means that that its wrong to feel entitled and that is something that one black sheep in the WCF is very bad at.
Claire: are you talking about Andre … I guess because you said black sheep… better be careful you will make the black list.
Jay Wonderful: oh my I didn’t realize i wasn’t trying to make it sound like that… I meant black sheep as he wants to single himself out and be the victim… he demands that Evil gives him a title shot because he was fired and when he was lucky to get a job back he wanted the world handled to him or should I say Evils title…. but Claire I don’t know the man wants a chance and every man deserves a chance. What is your favorite verse in the bible.
Claire: you know that one where it says… love everyone or something like that.
Jay Wonderful: oh is that in the gospel of Jason?
Claire: yeah… your good.
Jay Wonderful: Claire you lied to me there is no Jason gospel…. But its ok I forgive you the bible says to turn the other cheek when you get smacked.
Claire: well I tried that back in Houston my ex was a drug dealer he would hit one side and I would turn. Then he would hit me on the other side.
Jay Wonderful: the book says we have to forgive not 7 times but 77 x 77…. But the point is we have to forgive but we don’t have to stay… just like you don’t have to ever go back to that guy… you just have to keep making the good choice. You see not everyone can be the Andre of the world… I mean look around Claire you want to earn things and get the gold of the golden gates on your own. If the pathway to heaven was just given to you then everyone would be up there. But you see it not that way…. We have to make choices and pay the price…. We have to carry the cross and we have to put in work. However God is nothing like Seth… so some people get shots by earning them and others get them handed to them… heck moor… I am sorry that was a bad word….. even moor after losing the hardcore title shot he gets a TV tittle shot. but men like Cash and Shep get no shots. I am new I am ok with it me and Vin have to work hard to get shots I am sure they will not be handed to us. But I don’t want them handed to them
Claire: why is it he feels entitled to it… I know what Evil has said…
Jay Wonderful: You should not listen to evil what has he said?
Claire: he told me that he wont stop tell the WCF is all on the black list so he can use it to push himself to shit he doesn’t earn…. Then he said he was not racist he hates all garbarge no matter how dark they are or how fucking light they are… then he said… they all taste the same. I thought it was a joke tell…. Never mind I set to much already… hey wonderful I like this maybe we can hang out more…
Jay Wonderful: I just want you to know this a friend ship only…. I am not having sex tell I am married.
Claire: you told me that already. Look its ok I am seeing someone.
Jay Wonderful: Just remember it is a sin to have sex when not married… sex can wait.
CLAIRE: so maybe I should just masturbate then? I mean meditate… yeah that’s what I meant.
Claire walks out of the room and Jay Wonderful walks out. He comes back in the room with a white sheet and he covers the table with it. He then walks out once more and the camera zooms in on the books and pictures. As Wonderful walks back in the room he is holding two tall candles and he puts one on each side. Jay wonderful smiles as he removes the chairs from around the table. He puts them in a row in front of the table. Jay Wonderful then stands behind the table. He lights the candles and he walks out yet again. This time he returns with a white sheet cut to look like a priest robe and he blue stole on.
Jay Wonderful: We begin in the sign of the father… the son… the holy spirit. Todays service I want you to keep in mind what the good book says in Ecclesiastes Chapter Three Verse 8, A time to love, and a time to hate. A time for war, and a time for peace. Even though I have to fight to pay for this church I want to build. But it is time to still love so Andre I don’t like the man that you are, it has nothing to do with your skin tone. I still love you in a non homo sexual way. But you are not a good person and you say you are tire of being seth puppet but really look at how it has benefited to you. I have no idea what Seth Plans are at this time for Rise but whatever they are if I am on the card I am on it…if not I will go and cheer on my brothers but I will be trying to show them the light.
the scene speeds up and the sound is cut off as Jay Wonderful is leading a mass of some type. He finishes and he blows out the candles and takes off the sheet. Jay wonderful walks out into the living room and he is sees Lisa walk in…
Lisa: I see you haven’t changed any I see.
Jay Wonderful: Welcome home sister I have missed you!
Lisa: What are you talking about… Crazy J or is it evil?
Jay Wonderful: Sister it is me Jay Wonderful your older brother!
Lisa: I have no brother… this isn’t funny. I don’t think this is funny at all J.
Jay Wonderful: you know when Grandpa wonderful and I use to play chess and he use to let me win sometimes then one day I got better and I beat him. I miss him more than anything lisa but the truth is I don’t like who you have become… how can you sleep with him?
Lisa: who you?
Jay Wonderful: No Lisa that is sick I would never sleep with you… you are my sister but how is it that you sleep with Crazy J? you are not married… but you surround your self with Evil and Claire and they are having sex!
Lisa: they are fucking? I am going to kill her…. I am going to kill you.
the scene fades to black as lisa is losing her shit.
Slam 01-15-2017
We see the locker room and Jay wonderful is just shaking his head looking at the fake penis on the bench
Jay Wonderful: I am not sure who I am more disappointed in, is it Seth or Crazy J …. The kids in the audience and the women didn’t need to see this fake penis… but what message has seth sent to the roster about how to get title shots. So, what happens when jobbers want title shots now you going to give them… if you are not going to treat everyone the same then what… oh wait this is the WCF so nothing is fair…. I pray Seth that you understand that Andre won’t make it out of rise and blood will be sprayed