Post by Crazy J zt on Jan 20, 2017 21:15:01 GMT -5
ooc note: When my Girlfriend surgery not going as planned i had even less time to roleplay. I have to giver her meds every 3 hours the rest of the weekend... so sleeping is going to be minimum and I have to make her priority one. plus i have a child that has a big paper do monday and we all know my gramar isnt the best but the GF cant help her.
font color="white"] Crazy j is seen somewhere in the greater pa area. He is laying on a bench and he looks like crap. He sits up when he notices the camera crew he reaches out with a cup looking for the change... everyone face is blurry and He stands up he walks towards a wooded area. He walks a few feet and he stops a tarp is pulled over an old tree... he looks at the tarp and he calls out but no words come from his mouth. A homeless looking man walks towards J. They walk under the tarp and they sit down. They start a fire and they cook a can of beans over the fire. The other man pulls out a bottle he drinks from it and passes it to J. Crazy slams the drink down trying to warm up.
Guy: so what do you think of this camp? Some think we are a cult but I am really just a leader a leader of a brothership counsel... well I am still working on the name. But my name is Calvin Knight like the chess board
Crazy J - hello knight I am lost and I do not know who I am. I feel drained and maybe even hopeless. I feel like I am part of a riddle, just not all of it. I don't know where I fit in
Calvin knight: well then you are perfect to join the cult... I mean committee. You see a riddle is a lot like a puzzle it has many parts young riddle... You see I am the small pox
Riddle - smallpox?
Calvin knight: you know it's like a plague but different. And we will call you the riddle. Now, this brothership counsel needs a leader a knight, smallpox will take care of the humans. Some day I will be the humans champion.
It was then that a man eating rice cakes and a fur jacket approach the camp. The man seems to really enjoy the rice cakes. He looked almost like Cookie Monster would be if he ate cookies...
Knight: hello and welcome to the cult... I mean brothership community
Riddle: I thought it was counsel?
Knight: I mean brothership counsel... you are welcome to stay what is your name?
Special stomp: my name is special stomp and I love rice cakes I am worlds greatest rice cake eater. Can I join this union of brothers?
Knight: oh no my friend you got us all wrong I lead and you follow. Basically your my property but I will just say I am leading you? But you will do as I say ok
Special stomp: sounds good
The camera turns back and crazy j is where a black mask with a white? Mark around his left eye.
Riddle: so we have grown we will need to make are camp bigger here.
Just then a horn beeps and next to the camp pulls in a massive motor home. A huge giant of a man steps out and he has a shirt that says noiD. He walks over towards the camp.
Calvin knight: I am smallpox and welcome to the brothership cult... fuck it let's face it. We are a damn cult you idiots listen to me. But is it noiD? welcome to the camp
noiD: I am not sleeping out side like a bum I will sleep in a massive motor home.
Calvin night: ok man what you want... yes the brothership is growing... and I am the human champion.
The belt he is now wearing is parts of dolls like and arm and leg on a belt. But the man with rabbit ears for an old tv hooked to a belt with the letter tv in the middle of them. He stops he walks over to Calvin knight and they arm wrestle Calvin wins and the man with the analog tv belt stays in the camp. Another person has wondered into camp he is very short it's an Asian kid.
Riddle: and who are you little one?
Kid: I am able... you know Caine brother... from the Bible.
Riddle: welcome to the cult...
We now see the man that had the analog tv belt and the belts gone. Crazy J (riddle) seems to notice right away.
Riddle: dude where did your belt go?
FFF: oh I lost it.
Riddle: Oh…. Now who is that.
An old man is walking towards them… he has a broken arm and he gets close to camp. Calvin Knight waves him down and he walks over. Well, he is old as fuck so it takes like forever Calvin Knight has a beard now.
Calvin Knight: I am small Pox welcome to the brothership.
Old man: What? No, I broke my arm, not my hip… the worse part is this is my masturbation hand.
Just then everyone stops what they are doing and a dude with a headset on and turntables are set up and Riddle walks towards him. As he gets closer the guy stops spinning and he reaches out and shakes Riddle's hand
Riddle: who are you?
DJ: I am DJ I am your tag team partner just now
Crazy J Voice Over: it was that moment that I awoke from the worse dream of my life.
J jumps up in his bed and he is freaking the fuck out he gets out of bed and he runs to the mirror. He splashes water on his face. He sees makeup on his hands and he looks in the mirror and is so happy to see himself.
Crazy J: Oh my god that was the worse dream I had a dream I joined the brotherhood…. Or something close to it… fuck that was crazy J this dude named DJ was my tag partner… but this week I don’t even know who I face…
he walks out to the bedroom and grabs his phone. He has a text from WCF. He reads it and it says that he is facing moor and Andre and his partner is CJ.
Crazy J: what the fuck I am not tagging with no brotherhood garbage… the trash that ZT takes out now has to be my partner to face Wade Moor a former world champion and Andre Holmes a former hardcore champ… look I don’t respect either of them but CJ has a .05% chance to beat either of these men. Moor was unable to get my hardcore title and the entitled one will lose as well come rise. But this week I am being forced to team up with one of the misfits from the brotherhood…. Are you fucking kidding me? Not going to happen I will gladly take a loss than to help CJ receive the biggest win of his life. I will accept 13-4 knowing that I am going to rise to destroy someone that is so deserving of it…. But what the fuck Seth what did I ever do to you? I would rather have Lilith as my partner or even that nut case Dag. However, I am refusing to team with anyone in brotherhood unless you want them to get hurt.
Crazy J: CJ you will not like the outcome of our match but Wade and Andre will like it. I am going to put a million on this match and make a million because CJ I am going to enjoy watching you get destroyed… Andre doesn't worry we will have our match of the year next week.
font color="white"] Crazy j is seen somewhere in the greater pa area. He is laying on a bench and he looks like crap. He sits up when he notices the camera crew he reaches out with a cup looking for the change... everyone face is blurry and He stands up he walks towards a wooded area. He walks a few feet and he stops a tarp is pulled over an old tree... he looks at the tarp and he calls out but no words come from his mouth. A homeless looking man walks towards J. They walk under the tarp and they sit down. They start a fire and they cook a can of beans over the fire. The other man pulls out a bottle he drinks from it and passes it to J. Crazy slams the drink down trying to warm up.
Guy: so what do you think of this camp? Some think we are a cult but I am really just a leader a leader of a brothership counsel... well I am still working on the name. But my name is Calvin Knight like the chess board
Crazy J - hello knight I am lost and I do not know who I am. I feel drained and maybe even hopeless. I feel like I am part of a riddle, just not all of it. I don't know where I fit in
Calvin knight: well then you are perfect to join the cult... I mean committee. You see a riddle is a lot like a puzzle it has many parts young riddle... You see I am the small pox
Riddle - smallpox?
Calvin knight: you know it's like a plague but different. And we will call you the riddle. Now, this brothership counsel needs a leader a knight, smallpox will take care of the humans. Some day I will be the humans champion.
It was then that a man eating rice cakes and a fur jacket approach the camp. The man seems to really enjoy the rice cakes. He looked almost like Cookie Monster would be if he ate cookies...
Knight: hello and welcome to the cult... I mean brothership community
Riddle: I thought it was counsel?
Knight: I mean brothership counsel... you are welcome to stay what is your name?
Special stomp: my name is special stomp and I love rice cakes I am worlds greatest rice cake eater. Can I join this union of brothers?
Knight: oh no my friend you got us all wrong I lead and you follow. Basically your my property but I will just say I am leading you? But you will do as I say ok
Special stomp: sounds good
The camera turns back and crazy j is where a black mask with a white? Mark around his left eye.
Riddle: so we have grown we will need to make are camp bigger here.
Just then a horn beeps and next to the camp pulls in a massive motor home. A huge giant of a man steps out and he has a shirt that says noiD. He walks over towards the camp.
Calvin knight: I am smallpox and welcome to the brothership cult... fuck it let's face it. We are a damn cult you idiots listen to me. But is it noiD? welcome to the camp
noiD: I am not sleeping out side like a bum I will sleep in a massive motor home.
Calvin night: ok man what you want... yes the brothership is growing... and I am the human champion.
The belt he is now wearing is parts of dolls like and arm and leg on a belt. But the man with rabbit ears for an old tv hooked to a belt with the letter tv in the middle of them. He stops he walks over to Calvin knight and they arm wrestle Calvin wins and the man with the analog tv belt stays in the camp. Another person has wondered into camp he is very short it's an Asian kid.
Riddle: and who are you little one?
Kid: I am able... you know Caine brother... from the Bible.
Riddle: welcome to the cult...
We now see the man that had the analog tv belt and the belts gone. Crazy J (riddle) seems to notice right away.
Riddle: dude where did your belt go?
FFF: oh I lost it.
Riddle: Oh…. Now who is that.
An old man is walking towards them… he has a broken arm and he gets close to camp. Calvin Knight waves him down and he walks over. Well, he is old as fuck so it takes like forever Calvin Knight has a beard now.
Calvin Knight: I am small Pox welcome to the brothership.
Old man: What? No, I broke my arm, not my hip… the worse part is this is my masturbation hand.
Just then everyone stops what they are doing and a dude with a headset on and turntables are set up and Riddle walks towards him. As he gets closer the guy stops spinning and he reaches out and shakes Riddle's hand
Riddle: who are you?
DJ: I am DJ I am your tag team partner just now
Crazy J Voice Over: it was that moment that I awoke from the worse dream of my life.
J jumps up in his bed and he is freaking the fuck out he gets out of bed and he runs to the mirror. He splashes water on his face. He sees makeup on his hands and he looks in the mirror and is so happy to see himself.
Crazy J: Oh my god that was the worse dream I had a dream I joined the brotherhood…. Or something close to it… fuck that was crazy J this dude named DJ was my tag partner… but this week I don’t even know who I face…
he walks out to the bedroom and grabs his phone. He has a text from WCF. He reads it and it says that he is facing moor and Andre and his partner is CJ.
Crazy J: what the fuck I am not tagging with no brotherhood garbage… the trash that ZT takes out now has to be my partner to face Wade Moor a former world champion and Andre Holmes a former hardcore champ… look I don’t respect either of them but CJ has a .05% chance to beat either of these men. Moor was unable to get my hardcore title and the entitled one will lose as well come rise. But this week I am being forced to team up with one of the misfits from the brotherhood…. Are you fucking kidding me? Not going to happen I will gladly take a loss than to help CJ receive the biggest win of his life. I will accept 13-4 knowing that I am going to rise to destroy someone that is so deserving of it…. But what the fuck Seth what did I ever do to you? I would rather have Lilith as my partner or even that nut case Dag. However, I am refusing to team with anyone in brotherhood unless you want them to get hurt.
Crazy J: CJ you will not like the outcome of our match but Wade and Andre will like it. I am going to put a million on this match and make a million because CJ I am going to enjoy watching you get destroyed… Andre doesn't worry we will have our match of the year next week.