Post by Joe Smarts on Jan 15, 2017 18:27:22 GMT -5
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Part 1: Slapped
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Jimmy's House
10:28 am. 01/14/17
Status: Bored.
Joe: Hey, Jimmay...
Jimmy: What?
Joe: Why has I come to your place?
Jimmy: You broke yourself in because you wanted to see me.
Joe: How did I broke myself in?
Jimmy: You climbed in the bathroom window...
Joe: ...likes a ninja?
Jimmy: No. You fell in during the process, causing a thunk to wake me up.
Joe: God's damn.
Jimmy: It's fricking goddamn.
Joe: Ah, shaddup. Does you has a board game or any's thing?
Jimmy: Ergh... I planned to do nothing today...
Joe: Well, your live is boredoming.
Jimmy: No, it's pretty lying.
Joe: I knew your jelly because I is a wrestler...
Jimmy: Hey, Joe. Could you come closer to me, please? I can't hear you...
Joe moved in closer to Jimmy. But it was a trap. Jimmy slapped the living HELL out of Joe's face. But Joe was knocked out.
Jimmy: Haha, very funny Joe. Get up.
But Joe still lay there.
Jimmy: Joe? I feel like you wouldn't be able to keep a straight face for this long...
Joe still lay there.
Jimmy: Shit. Joe... Joe?
Jimmy then realised something was wrong. Really wrong.
The Closest Hospital
01:59 pm. 01/14/17.
Status: Not good.
A doctor goes over to Jimmy, who is waiting in the waiting room, to give him an update.
Doctor: Don't worry, Jimmy, Joe is in perfect shape.
Jimmy: Thank God, or Fastfoodius, whatever.
Doctor: But, Joe apparently feels different...
Jimmy: Okay... How so?
Doctor: I dunno... Oh, here he comes!
Joe walks into the room.
Joe: Hey!
Jimmy: Hello! Let's go!
Joe: Okay... Thank you Doctor!
Doctor: Not a problem, Joe!
Jimmy's car on the way back to his house.
02:07 pm. 01/14/17.
Status: Er...
Jimmy and Joe are driving back to Jimmy's while listening to some extremely cheesy pop music.
Jimmy: So, Joe. Apparently, you feel different.
Joe: Yeah, I'm not sure how, though...
Jimmy: Do you feel lighter, heavier, stronger, weaker?
Joe: Nah... It feels like a mental thing. Like, more emotional maybe... I'm not sure. I just feel... Different.
Jimmy: Shit... I just worked it out.
Joe: What?
Jimmy: You... You're speaking...
...properly.
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Part 2: Sharing it with the others.
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Still in Jimmy's car
02:11 pm. 01/14/17.
Status: Holy Sh*t
Jimmy: You can speak normally!
Joe: Holy sh*t, I can!
Jimmy: Whoa!
Joe: And I can remember how dumb I was!
Jimmy: You said 'dumb I was' not 'dumb I were!'
Joe: Damn!
Jimmy: I'm calling the others!
Jimmy's house
02:31 pm. 01/14/17
Status: I still can't believe it.
Jimmy and Joe walk to the front door, to see Jeff with a bucket of money, at least $1000.
Jimmy: Jeff, what you doing?
Jeff: Oh, I called all of WCF to see Joe speak properly, and they all placed bets. Um, Alex Richards came to see before he went back to his grave, Gemini Battle came back from the dead and Seth placed $250 on this bet. So you better speak properly, Joe!
Joe: Definitesly!
Jeff: Stop scaring me, Joe.
Jeff, Joe and Jimmy walked into the house. It was crowded, everyone was chatting and probably having a drink.
But when they saw Joe, everyone became silent and stared at him. They stood out of his way, to create a pathway of some sort. The path led to a chair. Joe was to stand on that chair and speak.
Joe stood on that chair.
Joe: Okay, the cactus was very green.
The crowd murmured.
Seth: That could've been a fluke. Say another sentence.
Joe: I am part of the Brotherhood.
Seth: Holy shit, you said Brotherhood properly. You can speak properly... I just lost $250 because of you!
Joe, Jimmy and Jeff all gathered up.
Seth: Get him!
Joe: Run!
The trio tried running towards the back door, but it was blocked.
They tried running towards the laundry door, but it was barricaded.
All they could do was run upstairs.
Seth: Ha! We've trapped them!
Jeff: Jimmy, you betta know a way out of this!
Joe: You're the one who started this!
Jeff: Bitch, don't be a smart ass!
Jimmy: Shut up! I know a way out of this!
They followed Jimmy into his bedroom. Jimmy then got a self inflating mattress. He then threw it out of the window.
Jeff: We're jumping out a window from the top storey?
Joe: That's one thing scratched off my bucket-list.
But all they could do was wait as the mattress was still inflating as the whole WCF was coming closer.
Then the whole WCF was in Jimmy's bedroom.
Seth: Give us the money, Joe.
Joe: Nope.
They then fell backwards out of the window onto the mattress.
Jimmy: Quick, grab the mattress.
Joe: Okay. Hey, where's Jemma?
Jeff: Um, she betted $50. She is also probably chasing you.
Joe: Well, fuck. Oh, I was just invited to a press conference.
Jimmy: Do it. It should provide some security.
Joe: Okey dokey.
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Part 3: Press Conference
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WCF HQ
10:00 am. 01/15/17
Status: Q & A
Joe walks into the HQ and takes a seat as cameras flash in his eyes.
Crowd member: Welcome, Joe, to WCF HQ. First, a question. So you have a match against Cap'n'Crook...
Joe: Cap'n'Crook? What kind of name is that? It sounds like a cereal, actually, it sounds like Captain Cook, the discoverer of Australia! He was one man! So, therefore, Steven Singh and Captain Pantheon are one man! Logic!
Crowd member: Um... Okay... So you are up against Cap'n'Crook for the tag titles, how much do them tag titles mean to you?
Joe: A lot! Not only would it bring another title to the Brotherhood, but that means I would've won a title within my first 6 months of being in WCF! But not only does the title mean a lot to me, but to Damian as well. He urged me to write this RP before the deadline and make it extremely fabulous too.
Crowd member: RP?
Joe: Nevermind.
Crowd member: So you and Damian Kaine are probably the weakest members in the Brotherhood...
Joe: Weak? What? Every member of the Brotherhood is strong! Whether it's me, Damian Kaine or Kevin Bishop or everyone else, we are strong.
Crowd member: Interesting words. So it has been announced that you, Captain Brotherhood, is going up against Captain Pantheon in a flag match at Rise Up. Thoughts?
Joe: I think this is going to be a preview of a future match. Pantheon vs Brotherhood. Of course, I'm going to win and Brotherhood will beat Pantheon!
Crowd member: What makes you so sure you're going to win?
Joe: Of course, the Fries gods. I will win the tag titles and I will win that flag match.
Crowd member: Um, so Seth has tweeted on Twitter this message...
Joe: Damn! Seth must really hate me if he's posting on Twitter. So, Seth betted $250 that I won't speak properly, but I did, and Seth is pretty angry.
Crowd member: Apparently you jumped out of a window, was it fun?
Joe: What kind of question is that? Of course it was!
Crowd member: Okay, that's all we've got for now. Good luck and don't get killed.
Joe: Okay! Thank you!
Joe then snuck out of the building and the chase resumed.
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Part 4: Slapped Again
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Somewhere
02:36 pm. 01/15/17
Status: Phew.
Joe, Jimmy and Jeff are standing in the middle of a path.
Joe: Hey, where's the rest of the WCF at?
Jimmy: I don't know.
Jeff: We must've lost them.
Then there was a sound. It sounded like a stampede.
Jeff: STAMPEDE!!!
Jimmy: It's not an animal stampede for sure...
Joe: It's the rest of the WCF!
All: Shit!!
Seth: I'll get you Joe!
Then the chase was on. Three men were running away from a group of at least 40 people.
Joe, Jimmy and Jeff turned left, right, left, right, right, right, left etc. but never lost WCF once!
But then Joe tripped over a conveniently placed twig.
Jimmy: No!!
Jeff: JOE!!
Joe: Go on without me Jeff and Jimmy! Go!!
Jimmy and Jeff did exactly what Joe said.
Seth: Ha, Joe! I've got you now!
Seth grabbed Joe by the collar of his shirt.
Seth: That's Step 1! Now for Step 2.
Jemma emerged from the crowd.
Joe: Shit!
Jemma walked towards Joe.
Jemma: I betted $50 and lost because of you!
Jemma then Bitch Slapped the living HELL out of Joe Smarts. And just like that Joe was KO'd
The Nearest Hospital.
04:37 pm. 01/15/17
Status: Suspense
Jimmy, Jeff, Jemma and the whole WCF were in the waiting room waiting for Joe's results. The doctor than came.
Doctor: Good news. Joe is in perfect shape.
The WCF cheered
Doctor: Bad news. Joe does feel a little different...
The WCF murmured as Joe walked into the waiting room.
Joe: Hays, guys! How is you going?
The WCF cheered
The End.
Part 1: Slapped
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Jimmy's House
10:28 am. 01/14/17
Status: Bored.
Joe: Hey, Jimmay...
Jimmy: What?
Joe: Why has I come to your place?
Jimmy: You broke yourself in because you wanted to see me.
Joe: How did I broke myself in?
Jimmy: You climbed in the bathroom window...
Joe: ...likes a ninja?
Jimmy: No. You fell in during the process, causing a thunk to wake me up.
Joe: God's damn.
Jimmy: It's fricking goddamn.
Joe: Ah, shaddup. Does you has a board game or any's thing?
Jimmy: Ergh... I planned to do nothing today...
Joe: Well, your live is boredoming.
Jimmy: No, it's pretty lying.
Joe: I knew your jelly because I is a wrestler...
Jimmy: Hey, Joe. Could you come closer to me, please? I can't hear you...
Joe moved in closer to Jimmy. But it was a trap. Jimmy slapped the living HELL out of Joe's face. But Joe was knocked out.
Jimmy: Haha, very funny Joe. Get up.
But Joe still lay there.
Jimmy: Joe? I feel like you wouldn't be able to keep a straight face for this long...
Joe still lay there.
Jimmy: Shit. Joe... Joe?
Jimmy then realised something was wrong. Really wrong.
The Closest Hospital
01:59 pm. 01/14/17.
Status: Not good.
A doctor goes over to Jimmy, who is waiting in the waiting room, to give him an update.
Doctor: Don't worry, Jimmy, Joe is in perfect shape.
Jimmy: Thank God, or Fastfoodius, whatever.
Doctor: But, Joe apparently feels different...
Jimmy: Okay... How so?
Doctor: I dunno... Oh, here he comes!
Joe walks into the room.
Joe: Hey!
Jimmy: Hello! Let's go!
Joe: Okay... Thank you Doctor!
Doctor: Not a problem, Joe!
Jimmy's car on the way back to his house.
02:07 pm. 01/14/17.
Status: Er...
Jimmy and Joe are driving back to Jimmy's while listening to some extremely cheesy pop music.
Jimmy: So, Joe. Apparently, you feel different.
Joe: Yeah, I'm not sure how, though...
Jimmy: Do you feel lighter, heavier, stronger, weaker?
Joe: Nah... It feels like a mental thing. Like, more emotional maybe... I'm not sure. I just feel... Different.
Jimmy: Shit... I just worked it out.
Joe: What?
Jimmy: You... You're speaking...
...properly.
-----------------------------------
Part 2: Sharing it with the others.
-----------------------------------
Still in Jimmy's car
02:11 pm. 01/14/17.
Status: Holy Sh*t
Jimmy: You can speak normally!
Joe: Holy sh*t, I can!
Jimmy: Whoa!
Joe: And I can remember how dumb I was!
Jimmy: You said 'dumb I was' not 'dumb I were!'
Joe: Damn!
Jimmy: I'm calling the others!
Jimmy's house
02:31 pm. 01/14/17
Status: I still can't believe it.
Jimmy and Joe walk to the front door, to see Jeff with a bucket of money, at least $1000.
Jimmy: Jeff, what you doing?
Jeff: Oh, I called all of WCF to see Joe speak properly, and they all placed bets. Um, Alex Richards came to see before he went back to his grave, Gemini Battle came back from the dead and Seth placed $250 on this bet. So you better speak properly, Joe!
Joe: Definitesly!
Jeff: Stop scaring me, Joe.
Jeff, Joe and Jimmy walked into the house. It was crowded, everyone was chatting and probably having a drink.
But when they saw Joe, everyone became silent and stared at him. They stood out of his way, to create a pathway of some sort. The path led to a chair. Joe was to stand on that chair and speak.
Joe stood on that chair.
Joe: Okay, the cactus was very green.
The crowd murmured.
Seth: That could've been a fluke. Say another sentence.
Joe: I am part of the Brotherhood.
Seth: Holy shit, you said Brotherhood properly. You can speak properly... I just lost $250 because of you!
Joe, Jimmy and Jeff all gathered up.
Seth: Get him!
Joe: Run!
The trio tried running towards the back door, but it was blocked.
They tried running towards the laundry door, but it was barricaded.
All they could do was run upstairs.
Seth: Ha! We've trapped them!
Jeff: Jimmy, you betta know a way out of this!
Joe: You're the one who started this!
Jeff: Bitch, don't be a smart ass!
Jimmy: Shut up! I know a way out of this!
They followed Jimmy into his bedroom. Jimmy then got a self inflating mattress. He then threw it out of the window.
Jeff: We're jumping out a window from the top storey?
Joe: That's one thing scratched off my bucket-list.
But all they could do was wait as the mattress was still inflating as the whole WCF was coming closer.
Then the whole WCF was in Jimmy's bedroom.
Seth: Give us the money, Joe.
Joe: Nope.
They then fell backwards out of the window onto the mattress.
Jimmy: Quick, grab the mattress.
Joe: Okay. Hey, where's Jemma?
Jeff: Um, she betted $50. She is also probably chasing you.
Joe: Well, fuck. Oh, I was just invited to a press conference.
Jimmy: Do it. It should provide some security.
Joe: Okey dokey.
-----------------------------------
Part 3: Press Conference
-----------------------------------
WCF HQ
10:00 am. 01/15/17
Status: Q & A
Joe walks into the HQ and takes a seat as cameras flash in his eyes.
Crowd member: Welcome, Joe, to WCF HQ. First, a question. So you have a match against Cap'n'Crook...
Joe: Cap'n'Crook? What kind of name is that? It sounds like a cereal, actually, it sounds like Captain Cook, the discoverer of Australia! He was one man! So, therefore, Steven Singh and Captain Pantheon are one man! Logic!
Crowd member: Um... Okay... So you are up against Cap'n'Crook for the tag titles, how much do them tag titles mean to you?
Joe: A lot! Not only would it bring another title to the Brotherhood, but that means I would've won a title within my first 6 months of being in WCF! But not only does the title mean a lot to me, but to Damian as well. He urged me to write this RP before the deadline and make it extremely fabulous too.
Crowd member: RP?
Joe: Nevermind.
Crowd member: So you and Damian Kaine are probably the weakest members in the Brotherhood...
Joe: Weak? What? Every member of the Brotherhood is strong! Whether it's me, Damian Kaine or Kevin Bishop or everyone else, we are strong.
Crowd member: Interesting words. So it has been announced that you, Captain Brotherhood, is going up against Captain Pantheon in a flag match at Rise Up. Thoughts?
Joe: I think this is going to be a preview of a future match. Pantheon vs Brotherhood. Of course, I'm going to win and Brotherhood will beat Pantheon!
Crowd member: What makes you so sure you're going to win?
Joe: Of course, the Fries gods. I will win the tag titles and I will win that flag match.
Crowd member: Um, so Seth has tweeted on Twitter this message...
@sethhatestwitter
Curse you Joe and your correct words! I'll get you!
Curse you Joe and your correct words! I'll get you!
Joe: Damn! Seth must really hate me if he's posting on Twitter. So, Seth betted $250 that I won't speak properly, but I did, and Seth is pretty angry.
Crowd member: Apparently you jumped out of a window, was it fun?
Joe: What kind of question is that? Of course it was!
Crowd member: Okay, that's all we've got for now. Good luck and don't get killed.
Joe: Okay! Thank you!
Joe then snuck out of the building and the chase resumed.
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Part 4: Slapped Again
-----------------------------------
Somewhere
02:36 pm. 01/15/17
Status: Phew.
Joe, Jimmy and Jeff are standing in the middle of a path.
Joe: Hey, where's the rest of the WCF at?
Jimmy: I don't know.
Jeff: We must've lost them.
Then there was a sound. It sounded like a stampede.
Jeff: STAMPEDE!!!
Jimmy: It's not an animal stampede for sure...
Joe: It's the rest of the WCF!
All: Shit!!
Seth: I'll get you Joe!
Then the chase was on. Three men were running away from a group of at least 40 people.
Joe, Jimmy and Jeff turned left, right, left, right, right, right, left etc. but never lost WCF once!
But then Joe tripped over a conveniently placed twig.
Jimmy: No!!
Jeff: JOE!!
Joe: Go on without me Jeff and Jimmy! Go!!
Jimmy and Jeff did exactly what Joe said.
Seth: Ha, Joe! I've got you now!
Seth grabbed Joe by the collar of his shirt.
Seth: That's Step 1! Now for Step 2.
Jemma emerged from the crowd.
Joe: Shit!
Jemma walked towards Joe.
Jemma: I betted $50 and lost because of you!
Jemma then Bitch Slapped the living HELL out of Joe Smarts. And just like that Joe was KO'd
The Nearest Hospital.
04:37 pm. 01/15/17
Status: Suspense
Jimmy, Jeff, Jemma and the whole WCF were in the waiting room waiting for Joe's results. The doctor than came.
Doctor: Good news. Joe is in perfect shape.
The WCF cheered
Doctor: Bad news. Joe does feel a little different...
The WCF murmured as Joe walked into the waiting room.
Joe: Hays, guys! How is you going?
The WCF cheered
The End.