Post by "The Real Deal" Jason O'Neal on Jan 15, 2017 17:18:36 GMT -5
NEW ORLEANS ADVOCATE: Editorial 11/15/16
Let’s face it, Jason O’Neal has a lot of work to do if he wants to stick around WcF. Hell, he is one step away from being the number one contender for the World Championship, but will he choke? Given the past history… chance are – YES. “The guy isn’t focused on wrestling,” The critics say. “His ambitions are to build his global drug network not his win total.” That has been obvious.
So what next? Internet Champion versus Alpha Champion: Blaze versus O’Neal. Another marquee match-up. Another push into the spot light. Somebody prepare the Heimlich Maneuver, WcF’s joke to wrestling is about to choke… again. Then after that, O’Neal has Burnett for the Alpha Title. O’Neal’s own trainer has even brought the news to Jason, in recent promos, that Burnett is at a better at this point in his career than Jason.
It has been a downward spiral for the Alpha Champion, a long dark, lackluster spiral. Couple this with a potential federal crack down on his business ventures, post January 20th. His world has been complicated and the only question is whether he will go down the path of Chase Jackson and other guys who could not shake the stigma of loosing big or will he bounce back? My guess… Phoenix it is… and not the rising one.
John Murphy
Same Ol’ Shit
Honestly, WcF needs to stop recycling the same old shit and shoots…
Generally speaking, after watching Ethan King’s promo which was recently cut, Jason O’Neal realizes that doing what others have done is the best formula around here. It is almost like Steven Singh and Ethan King are the same person. Let’s see… Burnett has a basic move set which is easily counterable and so did Jason O’Neal facing Singh. It’s amazing that these losers just shoot the same thing and no one notices.
Last week, Jason O’Neal stated atleast 95 percent of what Singh said in his promo, but we here at O’Neal Enterprises understand… Steven Singh said it better. O’Neal has no bitch mode. We hope that Singh does well in his World Title Match. He is a bit shittier than Flash and O’Neal could use a career defining moment.
Kate Shingles
Director of Public Relations
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:: All shoot… not shit… He sits… the camera rolls… He seems stoic…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: The latest headlines… I’ve read them all. Not much I can dispute. I have not won the “Big One.” I get it. Jason O’Neal is one of the biggest busts…
:: He smirks…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Really fuckers? Did you actually believe I would punk out. Shit, as I said about Singh, then he said about me… some guys have all the answers. Nothing goes wrong in their life. I’ll try to shed some light on the utter ridiculous bullshit going around the back and even in my home town. Singh is probably the most overrated son of a bitch there is. I said it last week and I’ll say it again. Over-fucking-hyped. Understand, a shitty squirrel finds a nut every now and then. Congrats Steve, you pulled it off.
Meanwhile, I am still trying to find a new mail sorter because Joey Flash killed him. My woman is still pissed at me for some bullshit about having no emotions. My trainer thinks my opponent is better than me. If you have not noticed I’ve had more important things than a non-title match on my mind. That article said it best, I am more concerned about kicking the ass of the guy who shot in my direction, not wasting time with the guy that same dude is going to murder at Rise Up. Once again Singh, congrats. Soften up the champ for me… I need it.
:: Jason waves his hands as if over a crystal ball…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Burnett… I should charge your punkass ninety-nine cents per minute like Cleo used to do. You are apparently mad because they are trying to make this match more interesting. You literally have the same resume as me. Psycho, Phoenix, Krazzy and some other pee-ons, that’s mine and you have beat the same calibur. You said it in jest, but you might want to consider getting the hell out of the Alpha Title match. I can beat you, but I can’t train against the bigger names. This shit is a crippler.
A triple threat match is a lot more interesting than a champion who can’t win a big match versus a nobody for a title no one in their right mind would want. Burnett don’t feel bad… I literally told you your role in this match, to marginalize me. That’s the only reason you are here. You are my O’Neal and I’m supposed to be you Phoenix. The timeline matches up. Oh, wait was that more of the repetitive racial shit… well if you keep seeing it… why the fuck not call it out? At least it is not the exact same words over and over.
:: Leaving Burnett alone, Jason focuses attention on his match for this week…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Teddy Blaze, The Man, The Myth, The Legend. Mr. Red Eyes himself… wrong place wrong time broham. I fucking have to win this match. There is no doubt about it. I generally have no other option. I’ve lost to everyone with a name bigger than CJ Phoenix. Honestly, there are a lot of people who are asking whether or not the Jayson Price match was a fluke… I have to basically shut everyone up.
Let’s set some ground rules here. This is a different type of match. It isn’t an internet title match. Memes and other non-wrestling shit won’t win this match for you. With that said… come man up and face a challenge. I don’t give three squirts of piss about whether you are Teo Del Sol or Blaze… What you did in Mexico is not important to me. Your legacy here is basically the least important thing in this match. Don’t do the typical shit and boast about it. You, on paper, have a lot more to boast about than me. However, that does not make you a better wrestler. The things I do week in and week out make me more than you will ever be. I’ll see you in the ring…
:: He stands, walks away, and the camera fades…
Hometown hero can’t win the big one. The amount of credible opponents that have defeated Jason O’Neal is countered only, by lack luster wins over shitty wannabe talents. The truth is that Jason O’Neal has indeed choked when on the biggest scales ever. Bates… Battle… Flash… Number one contender, Singh… It’s almost like anybody not named Krazzy or Phoenix, Jason O’Neal has NO SHOT!! The point is taken. Jason is nothing, at this moment, but a mid-card Psychopomp. A guy the administration tries to let shine by putting him in big career defining matches – defines career as NON-DESERVING.
Let’s face it, Jason O’Neal has a lot of work to do if he wants to stick around WcF. Hell, he is one step away from being the number one contender for the World Championship, but will he choke? Given the past history… chance are – YES. “The guy isn’t focused on wrestling,” The critics say. “His ambitions are to build his global drug network not his win total.” That has been obvious.
So what next? Internet Champion versus Alpha Champion: Blaze versus O’Neal. Another marquee match-up. Another push into the spot light. Somebody prepare the Heimlich Maneuver, WcF’s joke to wrestling is about to choke… again. Then after that, O’Neal has Burnett for the Alpha Title. O’Neal’s own trainer has even brought the news to Jason, in recent promos, that Burnett is at a better at this point in his career than Jason.
It has been a downward spiral for the Alpha Champion, a long dark, lackluster spiral. Couple this with a potential federal crack down on his business ventures, post January 20th. His world has been complicated and the only question is whether he will go down the path of Chase Jackson and other guys who could not shake the stigma of loosing big or will he bounce back? My guess… Phoenix it is… and not the rising one.
John Murphy
Opinion Writer
---------------------------Same Ol’ Shit
Honestly, WcF needs to stop recycling the same old shit and shoots…
Generally speaking, after watching Ethan King’s promo which was recently cut, Jason O’Neal realizes that doing what others have done is the best formula around here. It is almost like Steven Singh and Ethan King are the same person. Let’s see… Burnett has a basic move set which is easily counterable and so did Jason O’Neal facing Singh. It’s amazing that these losers just shoot the same thing and no one notices.
Last week, Jason O’Neal stated atleast 95 percent of what Singh said in his promo, but we here at O’Neal Enterprises understand… Steven Singh said it better. O’Neal has no bitch mode. We hope that Singh does well in his World Title Match. He is a bit shittier than Flash and O’Neal could use a career defining moment.
Kate Shingles
Director of Public Relations
-----------------------
:: All shoot… not shit… He sits… the camera rolls… He seems stoic…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: The latest headlines… I’ve read them all. Not much I can dispute. I have not won the “Big One.” I get it. Jason O’Neal is one of the biggest busts…
:: He smirks…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Really fuckers? Did you actually believe I would punk out. Shit, as I said about Singh, then he said about me… some guys have all the answers. Nothing goes wrong in their life. I’ll try to shed some light on the utter ridiculous bullshit going around the back and even in my home town. Singh is probably the most overrated son of a bitch there is. I said it last week and I’ll say it again. Over-fucking-hyped. Understand, a shitty squirrel finds a nut every now and then. Congrats Steve, you pulled it off.
Meanwhile, I am still trying to find a new mail sorter because Joey Flash killed him. My woman is still pissed at me for some bullshit about having no emotions. My trainer thinks my opponent is better than me. If you have not noticed I’ve had more important things than a non-title match on my mind. That article said it best, I am more concerned about kicking the ass of the guy who shot in my direction, not wasting time with the guy that same dude is going to murder at Rise Up. Once again Singh, congrats. Soften up the champ for me… I need it.
:: Jason waves his hands as if over a crystal ball…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Burnett… I should charge your punkass ninety-nine cents per minute like Cleo used to do. You are apparently mad because they are trying to make this match more interesting. You literally have the same resume as me. Psycho, Phoenix, Krazzy and some other pee-ons, that’s mine and you have beat the same calibur. You said it in jest, but you might want to consider getting the hell out of the Alpha Title match. I can beat you, but I can’t train against the bigger names. This shit is a crippler.
A triple threat match is a lot more interesting than a champion who can’t win a big match versus a nobody for a title no one in their right mind would want. Burnett don’t feel bad… I literally told you your role in this match, to marginalize me. That’s the only reason you are here. You are my O’Neal and I’m supposed to be you Phoenix. The timeline matches up. Oh, wait was that more of the repetitive racial shit… well if you keep seeing it… why the fuck not call it out? At least it is not the exact same words over and over.
:: Leaving Burnett alone, Jason focuses attention on his match for this week…
“THE REAL DEAL” JASON O’NEAL: Teddy Blaze, The Man, The Myth, The Legend. Mr. Red Eyes himself… wrong place wrong time broham. I fucking have to win this match. There is no doubt about it. I generally have no other option. I’ve lost to everyone with a name bigger than CJ Phoenix. Honestly, there are a lot of people who are asking whether or not the Jayson Price match was a fluke… I have to basically shut everyone up.
Let’s set some ground rules here. This is a different type of match. It isn’t an internet title match. Memes and other non-wrestling shit won’t win this match for you. With that said… come man up and face a challenge. I don’t give three squirts of piss about whether you are Teo Del Sol or Blaze… What you did in Mexico is not important to me. Your legacy here is basically the least important thing in this match. Don’t do the typical shit and boast about it. You, on paper, have a lot more to boast about than me. However, that does not make you a better wrestler. The things I do week in and week out make me more than you will ever be. I’ll see you in the ring…
:: He stands, walks away, and the camera fades…