Post by The CAPTAIN on Jan 15, 2017 4:59:01 GMT -5
Location: Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Date: Sunday January 8th, 2017
Time: 10:33 pm
The scene opens in the familiar confines of the Cap 'N Crook locker room at the Wells Fargo Center. The WCF Galaxy's favorite black and white masked crusader, Captain Pantheon, is in the middle of receiving an earful from his tag team championship partner, Steven Singh, as the Golden God was not happy with the Captain's antics after the main event of the evening had concluded.
Steven Singh: "I mean seriously Cap, that was MY time to tell the people what I'M thinking! I had just won the big main event of the evening, and yet there you were, damn near yanking the mic right out of my hands!"
Captain Pantheon stares down at the ground, not responding in time as Thievin' Steven keeps laying into him.
Steven Singh: "And as if that weren't bad enough, you checked on that pathetic Alpha Champion, O'Neil, after I dispatched of him in a way I deemed appropriate! Just who the hell's side are you on, Cap?!"
The Captain manages to slightly lift his head to look at his partner with misty eyes.
Captain Pantheon: "I just making sure you not kill him, Stefan. And I not mean to try to steal your lightning, I just very excited for your main event win. I always going to be on your side."
Singh's expression changes from one of anger to one of understanding for a split second, before he quickly switches back to his business face.
Steven Singh: "Listen, I know you're excited about everything that's been happening for us, but you have to learn to control that emotion, Cap. There's a time and place to show your enthusiasm for what's going on, and it sure as hell isn't during my in ring promos, you got it?"
Captain Pantheon slowly nods his head up and down in understanding of Steven's words.
Captain Pantheon: "I try my best to not disappoint you again, Stefan. I going to keep trying my best to be the best partner you ever had!"
Just as Singh manages to crack a tiny smile, a more than recognizable figure comes bursting through the door of the Cap 'N Crook locker room, without so much as a knock.
Seth Lerch: "Gentlemen, sorry to interrupt whatever pow-wow you two had going on here... Well scratch that, I'm not sorry at all, but I have some news that you two may be interested in."
Thievin' Steven's scowling face glares at Seth, as the Captain smiles and waves at the owner of WCF.
Steven Singh: "What the hell do you want, Lerch? Are you here to tell poor Cap that he has to face Flash and Rabid in a handicap match next week, with both hands tied behind his back?"
Captain Pantheon's masked face looks both frightened and excited by the prospect of Singh's suggested match idea.
Seth Lerch: "Not tonight, but keep it up with the smart mouth and I may book that match in the future, along with something even worse for you! However, even with your ridiculous response to my presence, you are on the right track!"
Seth pulls a flask out of his back pants pocket and takes a large swig of the contents before continuing what he is saying.
Seth Lerch: "Now as I was saying, I have news for you and it in fact does pertain to a match I have scheduled for you two roster fillers for next week! Now with XIII happening on Friday, the roster is going to be somewhat...depleted. So I've had to make the unfortunate move of putting you two clowns in the main event where you will be defending your tag titles..."
Lerch this time digs around in his front pockets, finally producing a piece of paper after a very awkwardly long pause.
Seth Lerch: "Ah yes, you two idiots will be defending your titles against the Brotherhood's Damian Kaine and Joe Smarts! Alright well that's all I've got, good luck next week...well scratch that, but have a good match and make me lots of money!"
As Cap sits there confused about what has just gone down, Steven Singh can no longer bite his tongue.
Steven Singh: "What the hell is your problem, man? Cap and I go out there week after week and put on some of the best performances this promotion has ever seen! Yet you stand there like an arrogant prick, doing nothing but flapping your gums about how we're jobbers and losers. You nut hug Pantheon, ZT and even the fucking Brotherhood, like they're somehow better than Cap and I. Well news Flash for you, Chief... Cap 'N Crook, ugh that name, are the best thing in wrestling today. Not only are we your tag team champions, but after I crumple up and toss aside your poster boy, Joey Flash, Cap and I will officially be running this fucking place. So go ahead, Seth, keep talking your shit because there's not a God damn thing you can do about the Golden God becoming the NEW WCF World Champion! Oh, and Cap and I will happily take on a couple of no names from the Brotherhood next week. We'll stomp them out and move on to the next ones, just like we have with everyone you've put up against us in the past... By the way, how many bottles of booze and blow jobs did Smarts pay you with to get that ref spot to try to get Cap killed before this horse shit title shot they have?"
Cap continues to sit in stunned silence with his mouth hanging open, as Seth and Steven stare eye-to-eye, less than two feet away from each other. After a tense few seconds, Lerch smirks and turns towards the door. He turns back to the tag partners just before exiting the room.
Seth Lerch: "I admire your spunk, Steve, but watch yourself. That attitude may get you in trouble one day. See you next week, gentlemen."
With that, Seth slams the door behind him, leaving a fuming Steven Singh alone with the Captain.
Steven Singh: "Who the hell does that asshole think he is?! I don't care if he's been running this company since Jesus was born, it has always been the wrestlers that have made this place, not his drunk ass!"
Thievin' Steven finally takes a breath and looks down at his seated partner, who is wincing and turning away at every other word Singh says.
Steven Singh: "Ugh, sorry Cap. I'm sure you don't even know what the hell is going on right now... Listen, I know I ask a lot of you, but I have one more request for you."
Captain Pantheon's demeanor returns to its normal state, as he looks up expectantly at his tag partner.
Steven Singh: "NEVER trust Seth Lerch. He's a snake in the grass with no redeeming positive qualities to him. You got it?"
The Captain was previously unaware of Steven's animosity towards the WCF owner. But after seeing the display in their locker room, Cap was well aware of it now. He was not about to disobey this particular request from Singh, as he wanted nothing more than to stay in his partner's good graces. Captain Pantheon slowly nods his head, saying nothing more on the matter.
Steven Singh: "Good... Listen, sorry about yelling at you earlier, I know that you were just happy for me picking up that main event win. How about I make it up to you?"
Cap looks quizzically at Thievin' Steven.
Steven Singh: "We're going to train hard for our tag title defense, but how about on Friday, we do something fun that you want to do? Within reason of course."
The Captain is shocked by Singh's question. During all of their time together, it was a very rare occasion for Cap to pick out something for them to do when it came to training or recreational time. Captain Pantheon scratches the back of his head, as he ponders his response.
Captain Pantheon: "How about we run the Rocky Steps outside Philadelphia National Museum of Art? I always wanted to do that..."
The Captain puts his hands up to guard and turns away from Steven, expecting some kind of hostile reaction to his suggestion. But after a few strained seconds, Cap turns back around to see the smiling face of his tag team partner.
Steven Singh: "Jesus, really? That's your idea of fun, Cap?"
Singh shakes his head back and forth and shrugs his shoulders.
Steven Singh: "If that's what you want to do for fun, then we'll do it. I'm sure it will be a... rewarding experience for both of us."
Captain Pantheon smiles for the first time in what feels like forever, as he wipes the sweat out of his eyes.
Captain Pantheon: "Yay! I very excite for fun experience and our match this next weekend! We show Sisterhood of Travelling Pants what Cap 'N Crook are all about!"
Thievin' Steven contains his rage at hearing their team name and struggles out a halfhearted grin.
Steven Singh: "We sure will, Cap, we sure as hell will."
...
Location: Philadelphia Museum of Art in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Date: Friday January 13th, 2017
Time: 11:58 am
The scene opens with the black and white costumed, Captain Pantheon, standing next to his black and white ADIDAS track suit wearing tag team champion partner, Steven Singh. Both men have their respective tag team title belts strapped around their waists as they look up at the Philadelphia Museum of Art from the bottom of the stairs leading to the front entrance. A giddy Captain glances over to a smirking Steven Singh before the Golden God breaks the silence.
Steven Singh: "Well here we are, Cap. We put in a hard week of training before our title defense this weekend and now you get your...reward. Are you ready for this?"
The Captain furiously nods his head up and down.
Captain Pantheon: "I VERY ready for this, Stefan! I dream about doing this since I see Rocky movie as little boy! ... Is it OK if I play the music?"
Singh rolls his eyes and lets out a sigh.
Steven Singh: "Yes, it's fine. Play the damn music."
Cap momentarily jumps up and down in celebration before pulling his cell phone out of his pocket. He hits the play button that he already has set up on his screen and "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor begins blaring out of the phones tiny speaker as loud as it will go.
Steven Singh: "Alright, let's go!"
Steven begins running up the stairs at a leisurely pace, while Captain Pantheon runs as fast as his legs will take him up the famous steps. In no time, the Captain is at the top of the stairs jumping around all over the place and pumping his fists. Not too long after Cap has completed one of his life's dreams, Singh reaches the top and takes a look around. Thievin' Steven can't help but crack a smile when he looks over at his goofy costumed partner jumping up and down like some little kid hopped up on sugar.
Steven Singh: "Well Cap, we did it. Was the run everything you hoped for and more?"
Captain Pantheon nods his head up and down as many times as his neck will allow him in a short span.
Captain Pantheon: "Yes it was, Stefan! And it even better since you were here to do it with me!"
Just then, Singh gets an idea.
Steven Singh: "Well how about we tell the world about it? Stop that damn song on your phone and set it up for the live WCF video feed. I'll film and you just let everyone know about how you feel about this moment and our match this weekend."
The Captain gives his partner a thumbs up.
Captain Pantheon: "That great idea, Stefan! Just one second!"
Cap taps away on his phone while Steven waits as patiently as he is able to.
Captain Pantheon: "It all set! Thank you for making great suggestion!"
Thievin' Steven's face turns serious as he is handed the phone from the Captain.
Steven Singh: "Listen Cap, before you start talking, I want you to keep something in mind. This Joe Smarts guy that's on the team we're facing, he damn near got you killed when he reffed you against Sanchez. And not only that, the guy is trying to steal your identity, Cap. This 'Captain Bruddahhood' thing, who do you think he's emulating with that ridiculous name? Don't hold anything back, tell the people of the WCF Galaxy just how you feel about his bullshit."
Captain Pantheon's demeanor quickly turns from one of joy to one of seriousness at hearing his tag partner's words. Cap knows that Steven is 100% correct about his assessment of Smarts, and the Captain can no longer stay silent about his feelings on the matter. The smile on Cap's face fades, as he nods to Singh to let him know he's ready to go. Steven points at the Captain and he begins.
Captain Pantheon: "Hello WCF Galaxy, this your friendly neighborhood Captain speaking. I coming to you live from the top of the Philadelphia Museum of Art steps, made famous by Rocky movie where he run up stairs for training. I joined here by my partner, Stefan Sing..."
Singh quickly turns the camera towards himself to show that he's there before turning the focus back to Cap.
Captain Pantheon: "This should be very happy moment for me as I have dreamed about running up these steps like Rocky all my life. I dream of being combat sport hero of the people and loving every second of doing so!"
Captain Pantheon shows sadness in his eyes as he stares at the camera.
Captain Pantheon: "But lately, there been someone else who think he can be your Captain! He go around with ridiculous name, trying to steal everything I work so hard for! And he continue his exploits on January 15th, live from the Wells Fargo Arena here in Philadelphia, when he with Daemon King take on your REAL Captain and Thiefin' Stefan Sing for OUR WCF Tag Team titles!"
The Captain points two fingers at his eyes and then towards the camera.
Captain Pantheon: "But I see you Bro Sharts, or "Captain" Sisterhoodoftravelingpants, or whatever you call yourself this week! How DARE you call yourself 'Captain', we all know there is only one real Captain in WCF, and it sure as heck not you! You not have the strength, speed, endurance, charisma, moves, or accolades that I have worked so hard on building up the last year to make myself one of the elite wrestlers in the world and worthy of the name 'Captain'!"
Cap gives the camera a thumbs down.
Captain Pantheon: "I did see your terrible refereeing skill first hand this last weekend though. Let just say that your ability as ref ALMOST made you look like a credible wrestler! But alas, from the few minutes of film Sing and I could find from your wrestling matches, it very clear to us that you not have the stamina to go toe-to-toe for too long against the best tag team in all of wrestling!"
Captain Pantheon holds a finger up.
Captain Pantheon: "But don't worry! Stefan and I going to give you and your buddy, Daemon King, free quick wrestling lesson this weekend on what it take to be the tag team champions! You see, Stefan and I have been dominant team long enough to function as one supreme wrestler when we step between those ropes. We have team name, team moves, team titles and we trust each other 100%! You and Daemon King, well...at least you guys in same mediocre group! So not only does your little tag team for this weekend not have the skills to match Cap 'N Crook, you not have the experience either, especially in matches of this caliber! But like I already say, Mr. Sing and I providing lesson free of charge!"
The Captain snickers.
Captain Pantheon: "You know, I really shouldn't be so nice to you Bro, and well..."
Cap's face turns uncharacteristically menacing, as the corner of his mouth curls making him look like a man possessed.
Captain Pantheon: "I not going to be nice to you at all. I going to beat you down so badly that you'll be apologizing in middle of my ring for ever calling yourself 'Captain'. Your partner not going to do anything about your destruction, as Stefan will be giving him plenty of his own pain to deal with. I'M THE CAPTAIN. Not you or anyone else anywhere in the world going to be able to take that from me. NO ONE."
Captain Pantheon relaxes some and continues.
Captain Pantheon: "January 15th, Your REAL Captain and Stefan Sing will once again successfully defend our tag titles. Daemon King, you're going to have 'Another Stressful Day', but Thiefin' Stefan and I beating you is just business. Bro Sharts, it personal between us. After I done with you... you'll never want to call yourself 'Captain' ever again, I promise you that. As far as your funny faction go, they not going to be able to save either of you. You two not going to be able to ride Kelvin Bischoff's coattails to victory in this match. So enjoy your time being in main event this week because after Stefan and I wipe floor with you, it will be long time before you ever reach our heights again, BANZAI!"
After stopping the recording and making sure the video uploaded correctly, Singh hands Cap's phone back to him. Steven begins to slow clap as Captain Pantheon returns the phone to its pocket in his super hero costume.
Steven Singh: "Cap, I had no idea you had that kind of fire in you! I loved it! I want to see THAT Captain when we defend our titles this weekend. If you wrestle with half the passion you just spoke with, there really never will be a tag team that's going to be able to beat us!"
The Captain chuckles at Steven's rare display of excitement.
Captain Pantheon: "Well what can I say? This Sharts guy, what you Americans would say, pissed me off ha ha."
Thievin' Steven points at Cap.
Steven Singh: "Good, you remember that. Remember that not only are they trying to take OUR titles, someone is trying to take away who you are. You CAN'T let someone take EVERYTHING away from you."
Captain Pantheon looks at Singh with determination in his eyes.
Captain Pantheon: "I not going to let that happen, Stefan. We still going to be tag champs and I ALWAYS going to be THE Captain!... BAAAAAAAANNNNNNNZAAIIIIIII!"
Date: Sunday January 8th, 2017
Time: 10:33 pm
The scene opens in the familiar confines of the Cap 'N Crook locker room at the Wells Fargo Center. The WCF Galaxy's favorite black and white masked crusader, Captain Pantheon, is in the middle of receiving an earful from his tag team championship partner, Steven Singh, as the Golden God was not happy with the Captain's antics after the main event of the evening had concluded.
Steven Singh: "I mean seriously Cap, that was MY time to tell the people what I'M thinking! I had just won the big main event of the evening, and yet there you were, damn near yanking the mic right out of my hands!"
Captain Pantheon stares down at the ground, not responding in time as Thievin' Steven keeps laying into him.
Steven Singh: "And as if that weren't bad enough, you checked on that pathetic Alpha Champion, O'Neil, after I dispatched of him in a way I deemed appropriate! Just who the hell's side are you on, Cap?!"
The Captain manages to slightly lift his head to look at his partner with misty eyes.
Captain Pantheon: "I just making sure you not kill him, Stefan. And I not mean to try to steal your lightning, I just very excited for your main event win. I always going to be on your side."
Singh's expression changes from one of anger to one of understanding for a split second, before he quickly switches back to his business face.
Steven Singh: "Listen, I know you're excited about everything that's been happening for us, but you have to learn to control that emotion, Cap. There's a time and place to show your enthusiasm for what's going on, and it sure as hell isn't during my in ring promos, you got it?"
Captain Pantheon slowly nods his head up and down in understanding of Steven's words.
Captain Pantheon: "I try my best to not disappoint you again, Stefan. I going to keep trying my best to be the best partner you ever had!"
Just as Singh manages to crack a tiny smile, a more than recognizable figure comes bursting through the door of the Cap 'N Crook locker room, without so much as a knock.
Seth Lerch: "Gentlemen, sorry to interrupt whatever pow-wow you two had going on here... Well scratch that, I'm not sorry at all, but I have some news that you two may be interested in."
Thievin' Steven's scowling face glares at Seth, as the Captain smiles and waves at the owner of WCF.
Steven Singh: "What the hell do you want, Lerch? Are you here to tell poor Cap that he has to face Flash and Rabid in a handicap match next week, with both hands tied behind his back?"
Captain Pantheon's masked face looks both frightened and excited by the prospect of Singh's suggested match idea.
Seth Lerch: "Not tonight, but keep it up with the smart mouth and I may book that match in the future, along with something even worse for you! However, even with your ridiculous response to my presence, you are on the right track!"
Seth pulls a flask out of his back pants pocket and takes a large swig of the contents before continuing what he is saying.
Seth Lerch: "Now as I was saying, I have news for you and it in fact does pertain to a match I have scheduled for you two roster fillers for next week! Now with XIII happening on Friday, the roster is going to be somewhat...depleted. So I've had to make the unfortunate move of putting you two clowns in the main event where you will be defending your tag titles..."
Lerch this time digs around in his front pockets, finally producing a piece of paper after a very awkwardly long pause.
Seth Lerch: "Ah yes, you two idiots will be defending your titles against the Brotherhood's Damian Kaine and Joe Smarts! Alright well that's all I've got, good luck next week...well scratch that, but have a good match and make me lots of money!"
As Cap sits there confused about what has just gone down, Steven Singh can no longer bite his tongue.
Steven Singh: "What the hell is your problem, man? Cap and I go out there week after week and put on some of the best performances this promotion has ever seen! Yet you stand there like an arrogant prick, doing nothing but flapping your gums about how we're jobbers and losers. You nut hug Pantheon, ZT and even the fucking Brotherhood, like they're somehow better than Cap and I. Well news Flash for you, Chief... Cap 'N Crook, ugh that name, are the best thing in wrestling today. Not only are we your tag team champions, but after I crumple up and toss aside your poster boy, Joey Flash, Cap and I will officially be running this fucking place. So go ahead, Seth, keep talking your shit because there's not a God damn thing you can do about the Golden God becoming the NEW WCF World Champion! Oh, and Cap and I will happily take on a couple of no names from the Brotherhood next week. We'll stomp them out and move on to the next ones, just like we have with everyone you've put up against us in the past... By the way, how many bottles of booze and blow jobs did Smarts pay you with to get that ref spot to try to get Cap killed before this horse shit title shot they have?"
Cap continues to sit in stunned silence with his mouth hanging open, as Seth and Steven stare eye-to-eye, less than two feet away from each other. After a tense few seconds, Lerch smirks and turns towards the door. He turns back to the tag partners just before exiting the room.
Seth Lerch: "I admire your spunk, Steve, but watch yourself. That attitude may get you in trouble one day. See you next week, gentlemen."
With that, Seth slams the door behind him, leaving a fuming Steven Singh alone with the Captain.
Steven Singh: "Who the hell does that asshole think he is?! I don't care if he's been running this company since Jesus was born, it has always been the wrestlers that have made this place, not his drunk ass!"
Thievin' Steven finally takes a breath and looks down at his seated partner, who is wincing and turning away at every other word Singh says.
Steven Singh: "Ugh, sorry Cap. I'm sure you don't even know what the hell is going on right now... Listen, I know I ask a lot of you, but I have one more request for you."
Captain Pantheon's demeanor returns to its normal state, as he looks up expectantly at his tag partner.
Steven Singh: "NEVER trust Seth Lerch. He's a snake in the grass with no redeeming positive qualities to him. You got it?"
The Captain was previously unaware of Steven's animosity towards the WCF owner. But after seeing the display in their locker room, Cap was well aware of it now. He was not about to disobey this particular request from Singh, as he wanted nothing more than to stay in his partner's good graces. Captain Pantheon slowly nods his head, saying nothing more on the matter.
Steven Singh: "Good... Listen, sorry about yelling at you earlier, I know that you were just happy for me picking up that main event win. How about I make it up to you?"
Cap looks quizzically at Thievin' Steven.
Steven Singh: "We're going to train hard for our tag title defense, but how about on Friday, we do something fun that you want to do? Within reason of course."
The Captain is shocked by Singh's question. During all of their time together, it was a very rare occasion for Cap to pick out something for them to do when it came to training or recreational time. Captain Pantheon scratches the back of his head, as he ponders his response.
Captain Pantheon: "How about we run the Rocky Steps outside Philadelphia National Museum of Art? I always wanted to do that..."
The Captain puts his hands up to guard and turns away from Steven, expecting some kind of hostile reaction to his suggestion. But after a few strained seconds, Cap turns back around to see the smiling face of his tag team partner.
Steven Singh: "Jesus, really? That's your idea of fun, Cap?"
Singh shakes his head back and forth and shrugs his shoulders.
Steven Singh: "If that's what you want to do for fun, then we'll do it. I'm sure it will be a... rewarding experience for both of us."
Captain Pantheon smiles for the first time in what feels like forever, as he wipes the sweat out of his eyes.
Captain Pantheon: "Yay! I very excite for fun experience and our match this next weekend! We show Sisterhood of Travelling Pants what Cap 'N Crook are all about!"
Thievin' Steven contains his rage at hearing their team name and struggles out a halfhearted grin.
Steven Singh: "We sure will, Cap, we sure as hell will."
...
Location: Philadelphia Museum of Art in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Date: Friday January 13th, 2017
Time: 11:58 am
The scene opens with the black and white costumed, Captain Pantheon, standing next to his black and white ADIDAS track suit wearing tag team champion partner, Steven Singh. Both men have their respective tag team title belts strapped around their waists as they look up at the Philadelphia Museum of Art from the bottom of the stairs leading to the front entrance. A giddy Captain glances over to a smirking Steven Singh before the Golden God breaks the silence.
Steven Singh: "Well here we are, Cap. We put in a hard week of training before our title defense this weekend and now you get your...reward. Are you ready for this?"
The Captain furiously nods his head up and down.
Captain Pantheon: "I VERY ready for this, Stefan! I dream about doing this since I see Rocky movie as little boy! ... Is it OK if I play the music?"
Singh rolls his eyes and lets out a sigh.
Steven Singh: "Yes, it's fine. Play the damn music."
Cap momentarily jumps up and down in celebration before pulling his cell phone out of his pocket. He hits the play button that he already has set up on his screen and "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor begins blaring out of the phones tiny speaker as loud as it will go.
Steven Singh: "Alright, let's go!"
Steven begins running up the stairs at a leisurely pace, while Captain Pantheon runs as fast as his legs will take him up the famous steps. In no time, the Captain is at the top of the stairs jumping around all over the place and pumping his fists. Not too long after Cap has completed one of his life's dreams, Singh reaches the top and takes a look around. Thievin' Steven can't help but crack a smile when he looks over at his goofy costumed partner jumping up and down like some little kid hopped up on sugar.
Steven Singh: "Well Cap, we did it. Was the run everything you hoped for and more?"
Captain Pantheon nods his head up and down as many times as his neck will allow him in a short span.
Captain Pantheon: "Yes it was, Stefan! And it even better since you were here to do it with me!"
Just then, Singh gets an idea.
Steven Singh: "Well how about we tell the world about it? Stop that damn song on your phone and set it up for the live WCF video feed. I'll film and you just let everyone know about how you feel about this moment and our match this weekend."
The Captain gives his partner a thumbs up.
Captain Pantheon: "That great idea, Stefan! Just one second!"
Cap taps away on his phone while Steven waits as patiently as he is able to.
Captain Pantheon: "It all set! Thank you for making great suggestion!"
Thievin' Steven's face turns serious as he is handed the phone from the Captain.
Steven Singh: "Listen Cap, before you start talking, I want you to keep something in mind. This Joe Smarts guy that's on the team we're facing, he damn near got you killed when he reffed you against Sanchez. And not only that, the guy is trying to steal your identity, Cap. This 'Captain Bruddahhood' thing, who do you think he's emulating with that ridiculous name? Don't hold anything back, tell the people of the WCF Galaxy just how you feel about his bullshit."
Captain Pantheon's demeanor quickly turns from one of joy to one of seriousness at hearing his tag partner's words. Cap knows that Steven is 100% correct about his assessment of Smarts, and the Captain can no longer stay silent about his feelings on the matter. The smile on Cap's face fades, as he nods to Singh to let him know he's ready to go. Steven points at the Captain and he begins.
Captain Pantheon: "Hello WCF Galaxy, this your friendly neighborhood Captain speaking. I coming to you live from the top of the Philadelphia Museum of Art steps, made famous by Rocky movie where he run up stairs for training. I joined here by my partner, Stefan Sing..."
Singh quickly turns the camera towards himself to show that he's there before turning the focus back to Cap.
Captain Pantheon: "This should be very happy moment for me as I have dreamed about running up these steps like Rocky all my life. I dream of being combat sport hero of the people and loving every second of doing so!"
Captain Pantheon shows sadness in his eyes as he stares at the camera.
Captain Pantheon: "But lately, there been someone else who think he can be your Captain! He go around with ridiculous name, trying to steal everything I work so hard for! And he continue his exploits on January 15th, live from the Wells Fargo Arena here in Philadelphia, when he with Daemon King take on your REAL Captain and Thiefin' Stefan Sing for OUR WCF Tag Team titles!"
The Captain points two fingers at his eyes and then towards the camera.
Captain Pantheon: "But I see you Bro Sharts, or "Captain" Sisterhoodoftravelingpants, or whatever you call yourself this week! How DARE you call yourself 'Captain', we all know there is only one real Captain in WCF, and it sure as heck not you! You not have the strength, speed, endurance, charisma, moves, or accolades that I have worked so hard on building up the last year to make myself one of the elite wrestlers in the world and worthy of the name 'Captain'!"
Cap gives the camera a thumbs down.
Captain Pantheon: "I did see your terrible refereeing skill first hand this last weekend though. Let just say that your ability as ref ALMOST made you look like a credible wrestler! But alas, from the few minutes of film Sing and I could find from your wrestling matches, it very clear to us that you not have the stamina to go toe-to-toe for too long against the best tag team in all of wrestling!"
Captain Pantheon holds a finger up.
Captain Pantheon: "But don't worry! Stefan and I going to give you and your buddy, Daemon King, free quick wrestling lesson this weekend on what it take to be the tag team champions! You see, Stefan and I have been dominant team long enough to function as one supreme wrestler when we step between those ropes. We have team name, team moves, team titles and we trust each other 100%! You and Daemon King, well...at least you guys in same mediocre group! So not only does your little tag team for this weekend not have the skills to match Cap 'N Crook, you not have the experience either, especially in matches of this caliber! But like I already say, Mr. Sing and I providing lesson free of charge!"
The Captain snickers.
Captain Pantheon: "You know, I really shouldn't be so nice to you Bro, and well..."
Cap's face turns uncharacteristically menacing, as the corner of his mouth curls making him look like a man possessed.
Captain Pantheon: "I not going to be nice to you at all. I going to beat you down so badly that you'll be apologizing in middle of my ring for ever calling yourself 'Captain'. Your partner not going to do anything about your destruction, as Stefan will be giving him plenty of his own pain to deal with. I'M THE CAPTAIN. Not you or anyone else anywhere in the world going to be able to take that from me. NO ONE."
Captain Pantheon relaxes some and continues.
Captain Pantheon: "January 15th, Your REAL Captain and Stefan Sing will once again successfully defend our tag titles. Daemon King, you're going to have 'Another Stressful Day', but Thiefin' Stefan and I beating you is just business. Bro Sharts, it personal between us. After I done with you... you'll never want to call yourself 'Captain' ever again, I promise you that. As far as your funny faction go, they not going to be able to save either of you. You two not going to be able to ride Kelvin Bischoff's coattails to victory in this match. So enjoy your time being in main event this week because after Stefan and I wipe floor with you, it will be long time before you ever reach our heights again, BANZAI!"
After stopping the recording and making sure the video uploaded correctly, Singh hands Cap's phone back to him. Steven begins to slow clap as Captain Pantheon returns the phone to its pocket in his super hero costume.
Steven Singh: "Cap, I had no idea you had that kind of fire in you! I loved it! I want to see THAT Captain when we defend our titles this weekend. If you wrestle with half the passion you just spoke with, there really never will be a tag team that's going to be able to beat us!"
The Captain chuckles at Steven's rare display of excitement.
Captain Pantheon: "Well what can I say? This Sharts guy, what you Americans would say, pissed me off ha ha."
Thievin' Steven points at Cap.
Steven Singh: "Good, you remember that. Remember that not only are they trying to take OUR titles, someone is trying to take away who you are. You CAN'T let someone take EVERYTHING away from you."
Captain Pantheon looks at Singh with determination in his eyes.
Captain Pantheon: "I not going to let that happen, Stefan. We still going to be tag champs and I ALWAYS going to be THE Captain!... BAAAAAAAANNNNNNNZAAIIIIIII!"