Post by AdamYoung on Jan 14, 2017 17:29:57 GMT -5
Scene- Cold as fuck Philly
Adam- Did you miss us?
Adam and Austin begin laughing.
Austin- No need to answer cause we know you did. The best plans are from the seat of your freshly pressed Wranglers.
Adam- Right off the bat Seth books us against Lilith and Dag, wow. Sorry for all you following us on the card. Aint nobody gonna be into anything ya'll do after the greatest tag team in WCF history, us and Whack Pack get it on right here in the City of Brotherly Love.
Austin- Now me I aint ever heard of either of you so I'll leave it to Adam to plan this out. I'm pretty sure he's got a few tricks up his sleeve for ya. What I would love to speak on was the game we played on Jason Cash, WCF's biggest mook ever. Dude you are the biggest mark ever in this industry.We played you like a two dollar fiddle son. Of course what would you expect from the son of a two dollar whore. Your face when you got blasted and then knocked out cold last week was awesome. I swear the only move that was better was when Corey Black turned on Torture back in the day.
Adam- Cash you fell hook line and sinker into the trap. Now I have given alot of thought into the check your puppy dog mouth has written about a match between us and Seth may have a answer already about that. You never know son if I have or have not taken you up on you saying I could pick the stips in that match. What would the sickest bastard in professional wrestling history come up with for wrestling's biggest mark.
Adam and Austin look at each other and then bust out laughing.
Austin- God he is a complete idiot.
Adam- Hey that's not fair, idiot's aint that moronic. I mean it's not like he's Grime.
Austin- Nah he's like if Grime and the Superfans had a baby.
They high five each other.
Adam- Aren't we forgetting something?
Austin just shrugs his shoulders.
Adam- Oh yeah Lilith and Dag. What we're we talking about? Damn my mind is just playing tricks on me tonight. Oh yeah the WCF Galaxy lobbying for a People's championship match for me or was it Internet, I don't remember now. Oh Austin look that hooker over there looks like Cash's mom.
Austin- Dude that's Shannon Lerch.
They look real hard.
Adam- Whoever she is she is dog ugly. Why are we in Philly again?
Austin- Gino's cheese steaks?
Adam- I am hungry. I aint paying for this camera crew though.
Austin- Guys your on your own for dinner.
Austin and Adam hail a cab and are gone.
AS WE JOURNEY ALONG, ON LIFE'S WICKED ROAD,
SO SELFISH ARE WE, FOR SILVER AND GOLD,
YOU CAN TREASURE YOUR WEALTH, YOUR DIAMONDS AND GOLD,
BUT MY FRIENDS IT WON'T SAVE, YOUR POOR WICKED SOUL.
FOR WHEN GOD CALLS, FROM HIS HOME UP ON HIGH,
TO YOUR EARTHLY WEALTH, YOU MUST SAY GOODBYE,
THEN IT'S USELESS TO YOU, IF YOU'VE STRAYED FROM THE FOLD,
FOR MY FRIEND IT WON'T SAVE YOUR POOR WICKED SOUL.
THE RICH MAN LIKE ALL, WILL BE JUDGED AT THAT TIME,
BUT ALL OF HIS WEALTH, WILL BE LEFT BEHIND.
FOR NO MATTER HOW MUCH EARTHLY WEALTH YOU GET HOLD,
WELL MY FRIEND IT WON'T SAVE, YOUR POOR WICKED SOUL.
WHEN THE WORLD IS ON FIRE, ON THAT JUDGEMENT DAY,
FOR ALL OF OUR WRONGS, THEN WE MUST PAY,
BUT THE DEBT CAN'T BE PAID, WITH SILVER AND GOLD,
NO FRIENDS IT WON'T SAVE, YOUR POOR WICKED SOUL.
SO SELFISH ARE WE, FOR SILVER AND GOLD,
YOU CAN TREASURE YOUR WEALTH, YOUR DIAMONDS AND GOLD,
BUT MY FRIENDS IT WON'T SAVE, YOUR POOR WICKED SOUL.
FOR WHEN GOD CALLS, FROM HIS HOME UP ON HIGH,
TO YOUR EARTHLY WEALTH, YOU MUST SAY GOODBYE,
THEN IT'S USELESS TO YOU, IF YOU'VE STRAYED FROM THE FOLD,
FOR MY FRIEND IT WON'T SAVE YOUR POOR WICKED SOUL.
THE RICH MAN LIKE ALL, WILL BE JUDGED AT THAT TIME,
BUT ALL OF HIS WEALTH, WILL BE LEFT BEHIND.
FOR NO MATTER HOW MUCH EARTHLY WEALTH YOU GET HOLD,
WELL MY FRIEND IT WON'T SAVE, YOUR POOR WICKED SOUL.
WHEN THE WORLD IS ON FIRE, ON THAT JUDGEMENT DAY,
FOR ALL OF OUR WRONGS, THEN WE MUST PAY,
BUT THE DEBT CAN'T BE PAID, WITH SILVER AND GOLD,
NO FRIENDS IT WON'T SAVE, YOUR POOR WICKED SOUL.
Adam- Did you miss us?
Adam and Austin begin laughing.
Austin- No need to answer cause we know you did. The best plans are from the seat of your freshly pressed Wranglers.
Adam- Right off the bat Seth books us against Lilith and Dag, wow. Sorry for all you following us on the card. Aint nobody gonna be into anything ya'll do after the greatest tag team in WCF history, us and Whack Pack get it on right here in the City of Brotherly Love.
Austin- Now me I aint ever heard of either of you so I'll leave it to Adam to plan this out. I'm pretty sure he's got a few tricks up his sleeve for ya. What I would love to speak on was the game we played on Jason Cash, WCF's biggest mook ever. Dude you are the biggest mark ever in this industry.We played you like a two dollar fiddle son. Of course what would you expect from the son of a two dollar whore. Your face when you got blasted and then knocked out cold last week was awesome. I swear the only move that was better was when Corey Black turned on Torture back in the day.
Adam- Cash you fell hook line and sinker into the trap. Now I have given alot of thought into the check your puppy dog mouth has written about a match between us and Seth may have a answer already about that. You never know son if I have or have not taken you up on you saying I could pick the stips in that match. What would the sickest bastard in professional wrestling history come up with for wrestling's biggest mark.
Adam and Austin look at each other and then bust out laughing.
Austin- God he is a complete idiot.
Adam- Hey that's not fair, idiot's aint that moronic. I mean it's not like he's Grime.
Austin- Nah he's like if Grime and the Superfans had a baby.
They high five each other.
Adam- Aren't we forgetting something?
Austin just shrugs his shoulders.
Adam- Oh yeah Lilith and Dag. What we're we talking about? Damn my mind is just playing tricks on me tonight. Oh yeah the WCF Galaxy lobbying for a People's championship match for me or was it Internet, I don't remember now. Oh Austin look that hooker over there looks like Cash's mom.
Austin- Dude that's Shannon Lerch.
They look real hard.
Adam- Whoever she is she is dog ugly. Why are we in Philly again?
Austin- Gino's cheese steaks?
Adam- I am hungry. I aint paying for this camera crew though.
Austin- Guys your on your own for dinner.
Austin and Adam hail a cab and are gone.