Post by Hounds on Jan 7, 2017 23:51:50 GMT -5
Skywalker is sitting in a wooden chair watching two young men straight up fight in a underground fight club.
Skywalker- See this right here Udy and Stalker, this is real. Two young men fighting and only the winner gets a payday. This is how I started off back in Detroit, Michigan. Every Saturday night we'd tape up and enter the chalk circle to see who was getting the fourty bucks for winning. The promoter was racking in thousands but only one of us would make fourty bones. All these people paying ten bucks to watch like eight to ten matches.
Some fans walk by and shake hands with Skywalker as another brings him a Crown and Coke.
Skywalker- For the life of me I don't understand why Seth and the board keeps putting me in singles matches when just last week they saw how dominant Game Over is. So instead they have me in yet another triple threat match this time against Udy and Stalker. I mean what the hell is a Udy and I'm still confused as to why Barry Windham has come out of retirement.
Skywalker- This is like 1980's WWF Seth. I mine as well dress like this.
Skywalker- Have either of you been to the pay window yet? I mean Stalker did you just grow up watching Monday Night Raw and dreamed of being just like Mark Callous. Oh you don't know who that is, maybe you know him as the Punisher, Mean Mark, Cain or Undertaker. I know you have no idea Stalker about any wrestling outside of Stanford. Well tomorrow night your going to be in Philadelphia, the home of the most rowdy pro wrestling fans in the world. I spent many years in a little bingo hall in front of these freaks and I do know what to expect. Can you handle beer in your face or even C cell batteries being thrown at you. That's just from the nine years olds wait until you feel what their parents throw.
Skywalker stands up and throws away his plastic cup.
Skywalker- Udy claims to be from New Jersey.
Skywalker starts scratching his head.
Skywalker- My bad the Wasteland. Did both of you shop in Columbine, Colorado for your wrestling gear or did you hit the Freak Shops in Vegas. It really doesn't matter cause your both looking straight at yet another ass whoopin'. Motown's Finest, Skywalker is going to dance on in to our triple threat match and dance on out with yet another victory for the Hounds of Justice. The problem facing me is which one of you is going to feel the Boom Drop.
Skywalker smiles into the camera.
Skywalker- It's about to get real funky in dis place. Oh before I leave you let me just throw this at ya when is WCF going to place the ICON in the Hall of Fame already. Long live the ICON.
Skywalker- See this right here Udy and Stalker, this is real. Two young men fighting and only the winner gets a payday. This is how I started off back in Detroit, Michigan. Every Saturday night we'd tape up and enter the chalk circle to see who was getting the fourty bucks for winning. The promoter was racking in thousands but only one of us would make fourty bones. All these people paying ten bucks to watch like eight to ten matches.
Some fans walk by and shake hands with Skywalker as another brings him a Crown and Coke.
Skywalker- For the life of me I don't understand why Seth and the board keeps putting me in singles matches when just last week they saw how dominant Game Over is. So instead they have me in yet another triple threat match this time against Udy and Stalker. I mean what the hell is a Udy and I'm still confused as to why Barry Windham has come out of retirement.
Skywalker- This is like 1980's WWF Seth. I mine as well dress like this.
Skywalker- Have either of you been to the pay window yet? I mean Stalker did you just grow up watching Monday Night Raw and dreamed of being just like Mark Callous. Oh you don't know who that is, maybe you know him as the Punisher, Mean Mark, Cain or Undertaker. I know you have no idea Stalker about any wrestling outside of Stanford. Well tomorrow night your going to be in Philadelphia, the home of the most rowdy pro wrestling fans in the world. I spent many years in a little bingo hall in front of these freaks and I do know what to expect. Can you handle beer in your face or even C cell batteries being thrown at you. That's just from the nine years olds wait until you feel what their parents throw.
Skywalker stands up and throws away his plastic cup.
Skywalker- Udy claims to be from New Jersey.
Skywalker starts scratching his head.
Skywalker- My bad the Wasteland. Did both of you shop in Columbine, Colorado for your wrestling gear or did you hit the Freak Shops in Vegas. It really doesn't matter cause your both looking straight at yet another ass whoopin'. Motown's Finest, Skywalker is going to dance on in to our triple threat match and dance on out with yet another victory for the Hounds of Justice. The problem facing me is which one of you is going to feel the Boom Drop.
Skywalker smiles into the camera.
Skywalker- It's about to get real funky in dis place. Oh before I leave you let me just throw this at ya when is WCF going to place the ICON in the Hall of Fame already. Long live the ICON.