Dag LOVES My Little Pony! (So does Lilith)
Jan 7, 2017 20:14:03 GMT -5
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Post by Lilith on Jan 7, 2017 20:14:03 GMT -5
Thursday, January 5th, 7:23PM
Hilton Hotel, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
It had taken her all day and most of the night but Lilith had finally made the guy she called her “Daggy Bear” agree to accompany her to a place she had sworn would teach the two of them all they needed to know about Kidd Krazzy and Teddy Blaze, two of perhaps the biggest nerds the WCF had ever seen. Dag had no idea where he was going but Lilith just KNEW that he would love every single second of it, she just had to pick him up first.
Lilith parked her extremely nice looking luxury sunfire car, which she most likely stole, in the hotels car park “accidentally” scraping hard against the car parked next to hers and set the car into park. She took a few seconds to admire herself in the car mirror before stepping out of the vehicle and making her way up to the hotel reception. As soon as Lilith entered the hallway several guests started staring at her, some of them even had open mouths like the perverts they were, as Lilith made her way over to the hotel receptionist. Lilith took one final look at the other guests rolling her eyes.
Lilith: Freaking perverts.
She turned her attention onto the girl behind the desk who was impatiently waiting for Lilith to tell her her name to check in.
Receptionist: Name?
Lilith nodded.
Lilith: Yes, I do have a name, thanks for asking. ANYWAY! I'm looking for… well, he's not a friend… more like some guy who I haven't killed yet if I’m being honest…
Lilith paused and raised her arm into the air.
Lilith: He's about this tall, has a stupid beard and looks like Santa… if Santa was an anorexic drunk. Have you seen anyone who looks like that?
The girl just stared at Lilith, Lilith stared back. The two of them just stood in absolute silence staring at one another. Finally Lilith broke the silence.
Lilith: Well?
Receptionist: Have I seen anyone who matches your description? No.
The girl was clearly not in the mood to deal with Lilith's nonsense, Lilith wasn't in the mood for hers either. Lilith scowled at the girl and practically launched herself over the desk, grabbing the girl by her collar and staring angrily into her now terrified face.
Lilith: Where the FUCK is skinny Santa?!! You tell me right fucking now! I'll burn this thing down to the fucking ground! DONT FUCK WITH ME!!
Lilith was breathing hard as she looked like she was about the literally rip the girls head off her shoulders, before anyone could do anything though she heard an exasperated, harsh, commanding voice coming from behind her, it sounded familiar.
Voice: LILITH! What in the accursed’s name are you doing? Or worse, what the hell are you wearing, holy fuck! Get a hold of yourself and let that plastic woman go!
A massive grin immediately spread across Liliths face, she knew exactly who was stood behind her. She let go of the woman she was, only moments ago, ready to kill and turned around as if nothing had ever happened. Stood behind her was her Daggy Bear, looking super cute and old just like he always had. She immediately wrapped her arms around him, picking him up off the ground slightly, squeezing him tightly.
Lilith: Oh my godddddd! Daggy! It is soooooooo good to see youuuuu! Do you love my outfit? I bet you do, huh? I bet you ADORE it! Don't worry, I got you one too! See, aren't I nice?!
Lilith grinned and took a step back so Dag could admire her outfit, stood in front of him he could see that the girl who would usually wear dark colors with her flowing brunette hair was now wearing a bright baby pink top with rainbows on it, pink tights, a fairly tight rainbow miniskirt and pink pony ears. Lilith knew that right now she was the best looking Pinkie Pie cosplay girl EVER and she knew Dag was loving it.
Dag: ...
Dag stepped back in shock. He needed a moment to fully process everything which had just happened. He stammered, looking around the nearly full hotel lobby, and everyone was staring back. He had been humiliated and emasculated by this child in a woman’s body, albeit a pretty attractive body, and that was unacceptable. He should have never trusted her. She had harassed the shit out of him all day, offering to make things easy for him and tell him everything he’d missed while he was away regarding Kidd and Blaze. She had clearly lied, set him up, and here he was.
He stepped forward firmly, with an intensely enraged face, began to raise his arm, and launched his hand at full force to smack those retarded pony ears off her pretty little make up covered face. Suddenly, time seemed to slow down. He looked into her eyes, at first to catch the full weight of her pain, despair and humiliation she deserved in return, but as she slowly began to notice what was happening, her ability to play mind games overwhelmed him. She looked horrified, truly scared for her life as if he had fired a double barrel shotgun at her. The sorrow in her deep eyes, the color of rich brandy wine, reached into him and pulled out something he didn’t know he had. He had forgotten it. He remembered the look on his former flames face as she drifted away on that ship. Not a day went by when Dag didn't think about her, the woman he once called his, Isabella.
He stopped himself before he landed the blow. He growled viciously and gutturally.
Dag: Outside. Now.
Lilith grinned big as Daggy continued to growl like the bear he was.
Lilith: For a minute there I thought you were going to knock off my ears! Don't worry though, Daggy! I gots wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy more in my car! Come on we’re going to be late! Oh my god you're going to LOVE it!
Lilith grabbed Dag around his wrist and practically led him out of the hotel, much against his will. Finally he managed to break free of her grasp as they walked towards Liliths amazing car. Lilith was over joyed, but Dag looked like someone had just died. That, or he had just ran out of cookies.
Dag’s gaze had been on Lilith since he saw the real woman behind those eyes, or at least, what he thought was the real Lilith. He wanted to scream at her in fury, but instead all he managed to do was ask her a simple question in as calm a manner as he could.
Dag: Where the hell do you think we’re going after a stunt like that?
Lilith smiled as the two of them got into her car. Dag finally noticed what car she had and thought, “Of course she drives a damn Sunfire.”
Lilith: Well you were asking me stuffs about Teddy and Kiddy… you wants to knows how to beat them? I'll show you how! Cos I am super great like that!
Dag looked like he was about to say something else but eventually decided against it. Lilith floored the gas peddle, crashed into the car in front of them, put it into reverse, floored it again and then they were on their way… going backwards towards oncoming traffic.
A good twenty minutes later Lilith finally pulled up outside a fairly large building and she could already tell just by looking at Dags face that he knew exactly where he was. Lilith had taken the two of them to a My Little Pony convention, and she just knew that Dag was over the moon about it. Lilith crashed her car as she pulled up in the car park and ran a couple of bronies over who immediately went under her bumper. She placed the car into park again and turned to Dag, who still looked like he had died and gone to hell.
Lilith:: Okay, remember, we're parked on top of the bronies.
Dag: Excuse me? Wait a minute…
Dag took another look at Lilith’s outfit, then scanned his surroundings, and noticed dozens of people of all body types and genders walking around in similar costumes of varying degrees of quality. He finally realized where they were.
Dag: LILITH! Are we at a BRONYCON?!
Lilith: No, Dag, don't be ridiculous. We're at a PONYCON, totally different. Now come on! We're going to be late! You want to know how to beat Kiddy Blaze, right?!
Lilith paused.
Lilith:: Oh by the way, I gots you an Applejack costume in the back. You looked like an Applejack to me so that's who I gots! You can put it on in the little girls room.
Once again Lilith smiled big at Dag before exiting the car.
Dag turned his head forward, caught another glimpse of the costumed pony people, and slammed his head into the dashboard. He then tried to get Lilith’s attention, but she just kept shouting for him to get out of the car and follow her. He thought about driving off, but remembered he didn’t have the keys, so he contemplated hot wiring it, then he remembered he’d be driving a nearly totaled sunfire through downtown Philadelphia, and that would have been a death sentence. He also didn’t remember how to hot wire. With that in mind, he reluctantly exited the trashed car and tried to catch up with his de facto captor.
Lilith was already paying for tickets for the pair of them by a lovely fat girl who looked like she was trying to be a pony but was just too fat and ugly to pull it off.
Lilith: Ummmmmm hi, yeah I'll take two tickets please, Fatsy.
Ticket girl: Excuse me?
Lilith: Errrrrr… Daggy, what's Spanish for two tickets? I don't think the fat disgusting blob thinggy understands what I'm saying. She probably doesn't even speak English hahahahaha!
Before Dag could answer her the girl had started to cry and ran off triggered, probably going off to eat a cake or whatever it was fat girls did. Lilith just shrugged her shoulders and picked up two tickets from the table.
Lilith: Free entry! Yayyyyy!
Lilith once again grabbed Dag around his wrist as she skipped into the convention center. What was inside, to Lilith, was pure heaven, to Dag however, total… whatever was above heaven. Or at least that's how Lilith viewed it anyway. She stopped outside the nearby bathroom and looked at Dag who was busy admiring all the nearby people and artwork.
Lilith: Okay go change into your costume, Daggy.
Dag was standing there dumbfounded not only at Lilith’s incredibly deceptive strength and death grip which had dragged him into this wretched hive of scum and villainy, but at the sheer repulsiveness of the people who surrounded him. There had to be over a couple hundred people inside this convention center, and every time he focused on one,, then moved to another, they were more repugnant than the previous one.
He glared at Lilith, more pissed off at her than he had ever been. She had now obviously set this whole thing up to humiliate him, and he was done playing along regardless of needing to cooperate with her on Sunday and needing to be on her good side.
Dag: Oh, I’m going into the bathroom alright. The family restroom, with you, now, and I’m giving you one last chance to convince me you’re clinically insane, or I won’t go easy on you like I did at the hotel.
Lilith stood there and scowled at Dag.
Lilith: I said… GO… IN… THERE… AND… GET… INTO… YOUR… COSTUME… NOW!!!
Dag didn't answer her, the fact he didn't do as she said just angered the woman even more so.
Lilith: You're pissing me off, Dagvald! Or whatever your real name is!
Still Dag didn't say anything, Lilith completely lost her cool. She grabbed a nearby brony around his throat, picked him up off his feet into the air and sent him flying, crashing into a couple of nearby pony pictures.
Lilith: GET INTO YOUR FUCKING COSTUME!!! YOU WANT TO MAKE A SCENE?!! ILL MAKE A FUCKING SCENE!!!
Some nearby Bronies who clearly didn't realize who they were dealing with stepped up to Lilith for what she had just done, and immediately left the area as Lilith picked the fat one up off the ground and threw him into his friends, sending a bunch of nerds scattering.
Lilith: I WILL TORCH THIS WHOLE GOD DAMN THING TO THE GROUND IF YOU DO NOT DO AS I SAY!!!
Finally, clearly completely terrified by Liliths current mood, Dag made his way into the bathroom, the brunette following closely behind him.
Dag was actually impressed. If anything, he just saw Lilith display her potential ability in the ring, and more importantly, victimize a number of hideous ogres. If he hadn’t been so angry already, he would have probably burst out laughing. Instead, he had to stifle a bemused grin, and he returned to his serious demeanor.
Dag: Look Lilith, I don’t have time for your games. You need to realize that I am not your playtoy and I will not do anything you tell me. I was beginning to think you brought me here to humiliate me, but I’m remembering you’re just out of your fucking mind. I guess that makes this appeal to reason irrelevant, but none the less, it’s time for you to listen to me and listen well. I want you to tell me everything I need to know about Kidd Krazzy and Teddy Blaze, because not only do I have to face them this Sunday, but I’m contractually obligated to shoot a promotional video on them and I don’t want to have to do any actual research on them. You better have a good explanation for how bringing me here helps with that.
Lilith just did nothing but give Dag evil, bad tempered looks.
Lilith: Are you going to get into your costume or not?!
Dag: No, I---
Lilith: THAT WASN'T A QUESTION! GET INTO YOUR FUCKING COSTUME!!!
Dag: No!
Lilith: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF YOU DONT DO AS I SAY THE ONLY BLOOD WHICH WILL BE ON THESE FUCKING WALLS WILL BE YOURS!!!
Dag paused, so did Lilith.
Dag: What?!
Lilith: Nothing! Are you going to get into your costume, Daggy Bear?! Pretty pleaseeeeee?
From Dagvald’s perspective, something seemed different about Lilith. He didn’t know a whole lot about her, but he had met her right before he left WCF. Maybe she reminded him of someone aside from Isabella. Lilith was not the type to freak out like this. She was usually happy and blissful in her ignorance, but here she is threatening him.
Dag: Lilith, you are lying to yourself if you think I’m going to put on a pony costume. I’m done with this shit. Drive me back to the hotel, NOW. I’m not playing around. I’m not letting you waste my time anymore.
Lilith stood and blinked at Dag for a few moments. All she wanted to do was have him put on the cute Applejack costume she had bought him so that she could teach him about Kidd Krazzy, yet here he was yelling at her over something so simple.
Lilith paused, stepped back against the nearby bathroom wall and placed her hands up against her face crying, hard. Dag watched as she slid down the wall and sat on the floor, now sobbing quite loudly. As Lilith was crying several Bronies stepped into the bathroom, clearly ready to confront the two of them over what Lilith had just done moments ago to a few of the visitors. Lilith cried even harder and louder as the men looked between Dag and the clearly extremely emotional Lilith.
Brony: What's going on in here?
Dag looked up at the Brony, refusing to take part in a conversation with someone he loathed so much. Lilith however answered without hesitation, crying between each word.
Lilith: I'm so so sorry for what I did before... its.... Its just I wanted to come here with my husband and… and… I do everything for him and stuffs and… I bought us matching outfits and… and… we're only here for a few minutes and he's already yelling at me and telling me he wants to go home to watch Japanese porn… and… I do everything for him and… I just wanted him to do just one thing for me…
Lilith sobbed… HARD into her hands as the other men stared at Dag, hatred pouring out of them.
Brony: Dude, you're a fucking asshole. Your wife does everything for you and you treat her like shit?! Fuck, man. I wish I could get a girl to dress up like she is, she's hot! The hell is wrong with you?!
Dag once again ignores the mentally retarded person, and looks down at Lilith weeping mournfully on the unclean bathroom floor. He wanted to punish her for continuing to try and make a fool out of him, but seeing her crying reaffirmed her mental instability. She wouldn’t understand what he was doing anyway. He bent down low, grabbed her wrists and revealed her face. He got close to her, seeing the makeup running down her frail face and pale lips. If she weren’t so broken, she could have made a fine woman.
Dag: I’m done here. I’ll give you ten minutes to follow me to the car, or I’m leaving you here.
Dag ripped the keys out of her bag and stormed out the door, firmly shoving aside a land whale as he did so.
Lilith just sat and watched Dag leave, shaking her head in his general direction.
Lilith: You know, for as long as we've been married you'd really think that he'd know when I'm pretending to cry.
Lilith started to laugh as the men looked at one another confused.
Brony: Huh? How long have you even been married?
Lilith: Ummmmmm… about five seconds.
The men began to laugh not knowing whether or not Lilith was actually telling the truth right now. Lilith just pushed herself up off the floor, brushing herself down and making sure she still looked Pinkie Pie Perfect in the nearby mirror. The men stared at her as she readjusted her bra.
Brony: You know, you're probably the sexiest Pinkie Pie I have ever seen.
Lilith smiled as she picked up her belongings.
Lilith: Thanks, you're the weirdest looking horse man creature thinggy I have ever seen.
Lilith nodded as she left the men behind leaving the bathroom.
Several hours later after Lilith had checked herself into her own hotel room, with the money she had stolen from Dag earlier in the day, she finally caught up with the skinny Santa looking guy after successfully tricking the dumb receptionist into believing that she was his wife. Lilith skipped down the hallway towards Dags room, imagining that he was currently in there listening to Hitler speeches or whatever it was he did for fun, but she just KNEW he was going to have even more fun with her. Lilith stopped outside his room and smiled big before knocking on the door, loudly.
Lilith: Daggy Saurussssss I knows you're in there! Stop watching your Japanese pony porn and let me in!
Lilith waited for several minutes allowing him plenty of time to answer the door. He did not, so she knocked and shouted even louder.
Lilith: I SAID STOP WATCHING YOUR JAPANESE PONY PORN AND LET ME IN YOU MICRO PENIS JERK!!!
Inside, Dag was watching Alex Jones on the smart TV. He threw the remote at the wall after Lilith’s incessant nagging. He stomped over to the door to shout at the crazed brunette.
Dag: Why the hell would I do that?!
Lilith: BECAUSE I AM YOUR WIFE AND YOU WILL DO AS I SAY MISTER!!!
Dag was flabbergasted that she would bother keeping up a bizarre fantasy even when there’s no one around. He wondered why, but knowing Lilith, he figured there was a chance it might mean what he wanted it to mean.
Dag: If I let you in, there is to be absolutely no pony or jap bullshit, or I won’t even show up to the match Sunday. OK?
Lilith paused and thought about it for a while.
Lilith: Ummmmmmm… but if I says yes to this you won't get your surprise present, Daggy Bear! And you will WANT to has this! It's super good! Pinkie Pie Promise!
Dag weighed his options and figured it was best to get this psycho bitch inside the room where he could potentially throw her out the window instead of having her pound and scream at his door for the indefinite future.
Dag: Get the fuck in here and shut up.
Dag finally opened up his door but as soon as he did Lilith leaned in, once again grabbed him around his wrist and lead him down the hallway.
Dag: I’m honestly not surprised.
Lilith: Shhhhhhh, just be quiet and quit struggling til we get to my room!
Dag assumed that Liliths room was quite a while away as they walked quickly through the corridor, he was wrong, it was right next to his. Lilith paused as she stood outside her hotel room door, smiling big at the man she was still holding.
Lilith: Now I know what yous thinking… and yes, Daggy, I did request the room next door just so I could listen to your Pinkie Pie videos through the wall.
Dag scowled, Lilith burst out laughing.
Lilith: I'M KIDDING GRUMPY BEAR!!!
She wasn't, she was one hundred percent serious.
Lilith: Okayz...
Lilith pushed the key card into her doors automated lock and looked round at Dag.
Lilith: Close your eyes!
Still desperately hoping for this situation to turn itself around after one of the worst days he could remember, he looked angrily at Lilith, but she pleaded with her cutesy eyes, and he closed his. He thought to himself, “when I open my eyes, she better be in lingerie”. Dag listened closely as he heard Lilith unlock her door and push it open, the two of them only took a few steps inside before Lilith stopped in her tracks and before he knew what was going on Lilith slid a cold hard metallic object into Dags hand, which he immediately recognised as being a knife. Still he kept his eyes closed wondering what the hell she was doing.
Lilith: Okayz… I knows i missed your birthday the other day and am super sorry I did that but am pretty sure this will make up for it! Oh and also it helps us understand our opponents this week AND how to take them down… RIGHT DOWN TO CHINA TOWN!!!
Dag opened his eyes. He couldn't see Lilith, who must’ve slipped behind him, but what he did see shocked him. On the hotel bed, tied to the posts, was a pathetically scrawny, scraggly, unshaven, half naked young adult male wearing pony ears, a tail, and face paint with a ball gag in his mouth shaped like an apple. Dag stumbled for a second, clearly not expecting this. He looked at the bed, seeing a whip and paddle sitting near the victim. He then glanced at the knife in his hand. He turned to Lilith. She whispered to him.
Lilith: Don't you just love it, Daggy? Have you ever seen anything more perfect than this right now?! I want you to do it, Daggy. I want you to pretend he's Kidd Krazzy and that weak little bitch friend of his, Teddy. Just slice him up! Slice him up good! I want to watch it, Daggy, it'll be WONDERFUL!
The look in Lilith’s eyes was shocking. For the third time today, Dag was strongly reminded of another woman. It wasn’t Isabella this time, that’s for sure. Izzy was far too sweet. She could never have dreamed of being this sociopathically twisted. He thought hard to the time he first saw Lilith in the hallway of an arena, skipping along gleefully, without a care in the world. Her nails were done up nice, her makeup was pristine, and she didn’t seem to have a mean bone in her body. What happened to that sweet young lady?
Sure, Lilith was clinically insane. Irredeemably so. She would live her entire life as a fourth grader. That’s a problem in itself, but a mutually exclusive one at that. What fourth grader could look a near stranger in the eyes and tell him to turn a retarded man into a deli serving? She reminded him far more of someone else he knew. Another woman, similar to her, but someone he couldn’t manage to pinpoint as his blood boiled. Too much oxygen was being diverted from his brain to his muscles as he realized he was being offered up a sacrifice.
As he turned back to the horrific excuse for a human being tied up to the bed, he knew he had to do it. This person deserved nothing less and nothing more than a hideously excruciating death. Dag had killed before, and he felt no remorse over it. General Mad Dog Mattis was right, in a way. The first time he killed was something he’ll never forget. It was the closest to sheer bliss he’d ever come in his difficult life. Now he had the opportunity to liberate his anger from his body as though. He were outside himself. This disgusting abomination had surrendered its right to live after it gave up its claim to being human and identified as a miniature horse.
He stepped toward the creature as it started to sweat profusely. He drew the knife to eye level, seeing his reflection in its shiny blade. A top quality gourmet slicer fit for this expensive hotel. It wouldn’t have any problems doing the job. The victim began to moan and groan pathetically and feebly from behind the gag. It even acted like a pig at slaughter, and should be treated as such. He leaned over it and looked directly in its eyes. He raised the knife higher still, guessing where his shoulder would be while maintaining eye contact. After a drawn out period of agonizing wait, he brought it crashing down as the subhuman screamed. He just missed its body by an inch.
Dag: That was a practice round. Are you ready to play the game now? I can see like horseplay. This will be your dying wish.
He dragged the knife out of the mattress and across the skin of his victim, lightly scratching and ripping its flesh. He found the center of its chest and raised the knife again, gripping it with both hands. He brought his face closer to the captive’s and laughed. He plunged the knife directly into its chest.
Behind Dags back Lilith had been busy setting up her bright pink digital camera, which was clearly meant as a childs device. She finally got the thing to be fully operational and focused the lense a little before turning it onto herself.
Lilith: Hi WCF Galaxy! Lilith here, how are you all doing? Good I hope! Well as you know…
Dag briefly turned his attention onto Lilith.
Dag: What in gods name are you doing?!
Lilith: Recording our promo, stupid! The hell does it look like?! Anyway… as you all knows this week Dag and Lilo are taking on a bunch of stupid little nerds and so we thought we'd do something SUPER cool this week! Now before any of you start crying I want to make you all super aware that this body on the bed here definitely is NOT real. I might bleed, moan, scream and move a little but yep… you totally dreamed the whole thing! Why a pony? Cos it represents Kidd Krazzy and his nerd friends in all their gross yuckiness! Now, Daggy… you just stabbed the weird Kidd Krazzy representing horse thinggy… how do you feel?
Lilith shoves the camera into Dags face.
Dag: Lilith, you’re filming a…! I mean… uh… shit… well, fuck it, I’ll be perfectly honest with you. I’m absolutely fucking ecstatic. I feel like I’ve achieved nirvana. This is genuinely liberating in a sense. In fact, it felt so great, I think I ought to do it again.
Dag turned back to the dying furfag and ripped the knife out of his chest, allowing a jet of blood to spurt out. It splattered back down on its body. Dag ran his fingers through it and smeared it on his victims face, mixing with tears. He turned and stabbed its right shoulder, causing it to twist hideously to that side. The process is repeated for the other should, sending waves of incomprehensible pain through its body.
Dag: Fascinatingly, it's so realistic it appears as though it can feel pain according to the blows I deal it. Let’s see if it’s anatomically correct, eh? After all, if this were a real person, judging by how it’s dressed, it would have never needed any reproductive organs anyway, so I won’t be surprised if it doesn’t have any.
He stepped down the length of the bed, laughing sickeningly, then slams the blade into the testicles of the sacrifice. It explodes in pain as its screams are muffled not only by the gag, but by blood building up behind it from internal bleeding. Another blow is struck to its right arm, then its left. It’s desperately trying to keep its head elevated, knowing what may happen if it doesn’t.
Dag reached to the paddle and forcefully smacks it across the forehead, knocking it flat to the bed. This is not a person in Dag’s eyes. It is a disgusting animal for him to make an example out of. This is what is wrong with humanity. This is the direct result of civilization’s domestication of the human race. This being deserved to die, and the ideology it follows must be murdered as well. He continued pummeling the head of the victim with the paddle, not letting it raise its head until it was too weak to do so. Its eyes were blood red, and it was trying to cough so hard it is sputtering blood from its nose. Moments of agony pass by as blood dried up and hardened in the back of its throat but continued to build up. Finally, it choked on its own fluids and went cold.
Dag turned to the camera.
Dag: Nothing makes me more alive than the sight of death.
Lilith: What about Japanese pop music?
She burst out laughing as she looked at her tag partner who had just finished killing the man she viewed as being some kind of cross breed hybrid of Kidd Krazzy and Teddy Blaze. Dag scowled at the brunette as she continued to laugh, blood dripping off his fingers.
Lilith: I'M KIDDING!!! Jeez some people just can not take a joke AT ALL can they?! So anywayz now that we've been to your favorite place in the whole wide world, Ponycon, and had our fun with one of the man horses… I thinks we're ready. Are you ready, Daggy?
Dag didn't answer, Lilith got even closer into his face in a super creepy way.
Lilith: I said… ARE… YOU… READY PONY BOY?!!
Dag: Ohhhh, I’m ready, and I’m thirsty for more, Lilith. Sunday, we’re going to leave those two inferior beings battered and bloodied, no doubt about it. But I do need to add, CALL ME PONY BOY ONE MORE TIME!
Lilith smiled, patting Dag mockingly on his head.
Lilith: You're so cute when you're all Grrrrrrr and stuff. Anyway let's get outta here… Pony Boy!
Lilith turned around and skipped out of the room, giggling to herself. With his adrenaline worked up, Dag couldnt help but stare at her ass as she hopped away. He couldn't bare that psycho ninety percent of the time, but maybe she finally made an effort to make him happy today. He shook off the thought and locked the door on the inside, breaking the knob with his bare hands, and slamming it shut. He already lost sight of Lilith barreling down the hallway, but he could hear her singing some silly nursery rhyme, and he followed her voice until they were out of the hotel.
Hilton Hotel, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
It had taken her all day and most of the night but Lilith had finally made the guy she called her “Daggy Bear” agree to accompany her to a place she had sworn would teach the two of them all they needed to know about Kidd Krazzy and Teddy Blaze, two of perhaps the biggest nerds the WCF had ever seen. Dag had no idea where he was going but Lilith just KNEW that he would love every single second of it, she just had to pick him up first.
Lilith parked her extremely nice looking luxury sunfire car, which she most likely stole, in the hotels car park “accidentally” scraping hard against the car parked next to hers and set the car into park. She took a few seconds to admire herself in the car mirror before stepping out of the vehicle and making her way up to the hotel reception. As soon as Lilith entered the hallway several guests started staring at her, some of them even had open mouths like the perverts they were, as Lilith made her way over to the hotel receptionist. Lilith took one final look at the other guests rolling her eyes.
Lilith: Freaking perverts.
She turned her attention onto the girl behind the desk who was impatiently waiting for Lilith to tell her her name to check in.
Receptionist: Name?
Lilith nodded.
Lilith: Yes, I do have a name, thanks for asking. ANYWAY! I'm looking for… well, he's not a friend… more like some guy who I haven't killed yet if I’m being honest…
Lilith paused and raised her arm into the air.
Lilith: He's about this tall, has a stupid beard and looks like Santa… if Santa was an anorexic drunk. Have you seen anyone who looks like that?
The girl just stared at Lilith, Lilith stared back. The two of them just stood in absolute silence staring at one another. Finally Lilith broke the silence.
Lilith: Well?
Receptionist: Have I seen anyone who matches your description? No.
The girl was clearly not in the mood to deal with Lilith's nonsense, Lilith wasn't in the mood for hers either. Lilith scowled at the girl and practically launched herself over the desk, grabbing the girl by her collar and staring angrily into her now terrified face.
Lilith: Where the FUCK is skinny Santa?!! You tell me right fucking now! I'll burn this thing down to the fucking ground! DONT FUCK WITH ME!!
Lilith was breathing hard as she looked like she was about the literally rip the girls head off her shoulders, before anyone could do anything though she heard an exasperated, harsh, commanding voice coming from behind her, it sounded familiar.
Voice: LILITH! What in the accursed’s name are you doing? Or worse, what the hell are you wearing, holy fuck! Get a hold of yourself and let that plastic woman go!
A massive grin immediately spread across Liliths face, she knew exactly who was stood behind her. She let go of the woman she was, only moments ago, ready to kill and turned around as if nothing had ever happened. Stood behind her was her Daggy Bear, looking super cute and old just like he always had. She immediately wrapped her arms around him, picking him up off the ground slightly, squeezing him tightly.
Lilith: Oh my godddddd! Daggy! It is soooooooo good to see youuuuu! Do you love my outfit? I bet you do, huh? I bet you ADORE it! Don't worry, I got you one too! See, aren't I nice?!
Lilith grinned and took a step back so Dag could admire her outfit, stood in front of him he could see that the girl who would usually wear dark colors with her flowing brunette hair was now wearing a bright baby pink top with rainbows on it, pink tights, a fairly tight rainbow miniskirt and pink pony ears. Lilith knew that right now she was the best looking Pinkie Pie cosplay girl EVER and she knew Dag was loving it.
Dag: ...
Dag stepped back in shock. He needed a moment to fully process everything which had just happened. He stammered, looking around the nearly full hotel lobby, and everyone was staring back. He had been humiliated and emasculated by this child in a woman’s body, albeit a pretty attractive body, and that was unacceptable. He should have never trusted her. She had harassed the shit out of him all day, offering to make things easy for him and tell him everything he’d missed while he was away regarding Kidd and Blaze. She had clearly lied, set him up, and here he was.
He stepped forward firmly, with an intensely enraged face, began to raise his arm, and launched his hand at full force to smack those retarded pony ears off her pretty little make up covered face. Suddenly, time seemed to slow down. He looked into her eyes, at first to catch the full weight of her pain, despair and humiliation she deserved in return, but as she slowly began to notice what was happening, her ability to play mind games overwhelmed him. She looked horrified, truly scared for her life as if he had fired a double barrel shotgun at her. The sorrow in her deep eyes, the color of rich brandy wine, reached into him and pulled out something he didn’t know he had. He had forgotten it. He remembered the look on his former flames face as she drifted away on that ship. Not a day went by when Dag didn't think about her, the woman he once called his, Isabella.
He stopped himself before he landed the blow. He growled viciously and gutturally.
Dag: Outside. Now.
Lilith grinned big as Daggy continued to growl like the bear he was.
Lilith: For a minute there I thought you were going to knock off my ears! Don't worry though, Daggy! I gots wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy more in my car! Come on we’re going to be late! Oh my god you're going to LOVE it!
Lilith grabbed Dag around his wrist and practically led him out of the hotel, much against his will. Finally he managed to break free of her grasp as they walked towards Liliths amazing car. Lilith was over joyed, but Dag looked like someone had just died. That, or he had just ran out of cookies.
Dag’s gaze had been on Lilith since he saw the real woman behind those eyes, or at least, what he thought was the real Lilith. He wanted to scream at her in fury, but instead all he managed to do was ask her a simple question in as calm a manner as he could.
Dag: Where the hell do you think we’re going after a stunt like that?
Lilith smiled as the two of them got into her car. Dag finally noticed what car she had and thought, “Of course she drives a damn Sunfire.”
Lilith: Well you were asking me stuffs about Teddy and Kiddy… you wants to knows how to beat them? I'll show you how! Cos I am super great like that!
Dag looked like he was about to say something else but eventually decided against it. Lilith floored the gas peddle, crashed into the car in front of them, put it into reverse, floored it again and then they were on their way… going backwards towards oncoming traffic.
A good twenty minutes later Lilith finally pulled up outside a fairly large building and she could already tell just by looking at Dags face that he knew exactly where he was. Lilith had taken the two of them to a My Little Pony convention, and she just knew that Dag was over the moon about it. Lilith crashed her car as she pulled up in the car park and ran a couple of bronies over who immediately went under her bumper. She placed the car into park again and turned to Dag, who still looked like he had died and gone to hell.
Lilith:: Okay, remember, we're parked on top of the bronies.
Dag: Excuse me? Wait a minute…
Dag took another look at Lilith’s outfit, then scanned his surroundings, and noticed dozens of people of all body types and genders walking around in similar costumes of varying degrees of quality. He finally realized where they were.
Dag: LILITH! Are we at a BRONYCON?!
Lilith: No, Dag, don't be ridiculous. We're at a PONYCON, totally different. Now come on! We're going to be late! You want to know how to beat Kiddy Blaze, right?!
Lilith paused.
Lilith:: Oh by the way, I gots you an Applejack costume in the back. You looked like an Applejack to me so that's who I gots! You can put it on in the little girls room.
Once again Lilith smiled big at Dag before exiting the car.
Dag turned his head forward, caught another glimpse of the costumed pony people, and slammed his head into the dashboard. He then tried to get Lilith’s attention, but she just kept shouting for him to get out of the car and follow her. He thought about driving off, but remembered he didn’t have the keys, so he contemplated hot wiring it, then he remembered he’d be driving a nearly totaled sunfire through downtown Philadelphia, and that would have been a death sentence. He also didn’t remember how to hot wire. With that in mind, he reluctantly exited the trashed car and tried to catch up with his de facto captor.
Lilith was already paying for tickets for the pair of them by a lovely fat girl who looked like she was trying to be a pony but was just too fat and ugly to pull it off.
Lilith: Ummmmmm hi, yeah I'll take two tickets please, Fatsy.
Ticket girl: Excuse me?
Lilith: Errrrrr… Daggy, what's Spanish for two tickets? I don't think the fat disgusting blob thinggy understands what I'm saying. She probably doesn't even speak English hahahahaha!
Before Dag could answer her the girl had started to cry and ran off triggered, probably going off to eat a cake or whatever it was fat girls did. Lilith just shrugged her shoulders and picked up two tickets from the table.
Lilith: Free entry! Yayyyyy!
Lilith once again grabbed Dag around his wrist as she skipped into the convention center. What was inside, to Lilith, was pure heaven, to Dag however, total… whatever was above heaven. Or at least that's how Lilith viewed it anyway. She stopped outside the nearby bathroom and looked at Dag who was busy admiring all the nearby people and artwork.
Lilith: Okay go change into your costume, Daggy.
Dag was standing there dumbfounded not only at Lilith’s incredibly deceptive strength and death grip which had dragged him into this wretched hive of scum and villainy, but at the sheer repulsiveness of the people who surrounded him. There had to be over a couple hundred people inside this convention center, and every time he focused on one,, then moved to another, they were more repugnant than the previous one.
He glared at Lilith, more pissed off at her than he had ever been. She had now obviously set this whole thing up to humiliate him, and he was done playing along regardless of needing to cooperate with her on Sunday and needing to be on her good side.
Dag: Oh, I’m going into the bathroom alright. The family restroom, with you, now, and I’m giving you one last chance to convince me you’re clinically insane, or I won’t go easy on you like I did at the hotel.
Lilith stood there and scowled at Dag.
Lilith: I said… GO… IN… THERE… AND… GET… INTO… YOUR… COSTUME… NOW!!!
Dag didn't answer her, the fact he didn't do as she said just angered the woman even more so.
Lilith: You're pissing me off, Dagvald! Or whatever your real name is!
Still Dag didn't say anything, Lilith completely lost her cool. She grabbed a nearby brony around his throat, picked him up off his feet into the air and sent him flying, crashing into a couple of nearby pony pictures.
Lilith: GET INTO YOUR FUCKING COSTUME!!! YOU WANT TO MAKE A SCENE?!! ILL MAKE A FUCKING SCENE!!!
Some nearby Bronies who clearly didn't realize who they were dealing with stepped up to Lilith for what she had just done, and immediately left the area as Lilith picked the fat one up off the ground and threw him into his friends, sending a bunch of nerds scattering.
Lilith: I WILL TORCH THIS WHOLE GOD DAMN THING TO THE GROUND IF YOU DO NOT DO AS I SAY!!!
Finally, clearly completely terrified by Liliths current mood, Dag made his way into the bathroom, the brunette following closely behind him.
Dag was actually impressed. If anything, he just saw Lilith display her potential ability in the ring, and more importantly, victimize a number of hideous ogres. If he hadn’t been so angry already, he would have probably burst out laughing. Instead, he had to stifle a bemused grin, and he returned to his serious demeanor.
Dag: Look Lilith, I don’t have time for your games. You need to realize that I am not your playtoy and I will not do anything you tell me. I was beginning to think you brought me here to humiliate me, but I’m remembering you’re just out of your fucking mind. I guess that makes this appeal to reason irrelevant, but none the less, it’s time for you to listen to me and listen well. I want you to tell me everything I need to know about Kidd Krazzy and Teddy Blaze, because not only do I have to face them this Sunday, but I’m contractually obligated to shoot a promotional video on them and I don’t want to have to do any actual research on them. You better have a good explanation for how bringing me here helps with that.
Lilith just did nothing but give Dag evil, bad tempered looks.
Lilith: Are you going to get into your costume or not?!
Dag: No, I---
Lilith: THAT WASN'T A QUESTION! GET INTO YOUR FUCKING COSTUME!!!
Dag: No!
Lilith: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF YOU DONT DO AS I SAY THE ONLY BLOOD WHICH WILL BE ON THESE FUCKING WALLS WILL BE YOURS!!!
Dag paused, so did Lilith.
Dag: What?!
Lilith: Nothing! Are you going to get into your costume, Daggy Bear?! Pretty pleaseeeeee?
From Dagvald’s perspective, something seemed different about Lilith. He didn’t know a whole lot about her, but he had met her right before he left WCF. Maybe she reminded him of someone aside from Isabella. Lilith was not the type to freak out like this. She was usually happy and blissful in her ignorance, but here she is threatening him.
Dag: Lilith, you are lying to yourself if you think I’m going to put on a pony costume. I’m done with this shit. Drive me back to the hotel, NOW. I’m not playing around. I’m not letting you waste my time anymore.
Lilith stood and blinked at Dag for a few moments. All she wanted to do was have him put on the cute Applejack costume she had bought him so that she could teach him about Kidd Krazzy, yet here he was yelling at her over something so simple.
Lilith paused, stepped back against the nearby bathroom wall and placed her hands up against her face crying, hard. Dag watched as she slid down the wall and sat on the floor, now sobbing quite loudly. As Lilith was crying several Bronies stepped into the bathroom, clearly ready to confront the two of them over what Lilith had just done moments ago to a few of the visitors. Lilith cried even harder and louder as the men looked between Dag and the clearly extremely emotional Lilith.
Brony: What's going on in here?
Dag looked up at the Brony, refusing to take part in a conversation with someone he loathed so much. Lilith however answered without hesitation, crying between each word.
Lilith: I'm so so sorry for what I did before... its.... Its just I wanted to come here with my husband and… and… I do everything for him and stuffs and… I bought us matching outfits and… and… we're only here for a few minutes and he's already yelling at me and telling me he wants to go home to watch Japanese porn… and… I do everything for him and… I just wanted him to do just one thing for me…
Lilith sobbed… HARD into her hands as the other men stared at Dag, hatred pouring out of them.
Brony: Dude, you're a fucking asshole. Your wife does everything for you and you treat her like shit?! Fuck, man. I wish I could get a girl to dress up like she is, she's hot! The hell is wrong with you?!
Dag once again ignores the mentally retarded person, and looks down at Lilith weeping mournfully on the unclean bathroom floor. He wanted to punish her for continuing to try and make a fool out of him, but seeing her crying reaffirmed her mental instability. She wouldn’t understand what he was doing anyway. He bent down low, grabbed her wrists and revealed her face. He got close to her, seeing the makeup running down her frail face and pale lips. If she weren’t so broken, she could have made a fine woman.
Dag: I’m done here. I’ll give you ten minutes to follow me to the car, or I’m leaving you here.
Dag ripped the keys out of her bag and stormed out the door, firmly shoving aside a land whale as he did so.
Lilith just sat and watched Dag leave, shaking her head in his general direction.
Lilith: You know, for as long as we've been married you'd really think that he'd know when I'm pretending to cry.
Lilith started to laugh as the men looked at one another confused.
Brony: Huh? How long have you even been married?
Lilith: Ummmmmm… about five seconds.
The men began to laugh not knowing whether or not Lilith was actually telling the truth right now. Lilith just pushed herself up off the floor, brushing herself down and making sure she still looked Pinkie Pie Perfect in the nearby mirror. The men stared at her as she readjusted her bra.
Brony: You know, you're probably the sexiest Pinkie Pie I have ever seen.
Lilith smiled as she picked up her belongings.
Lilith: Thanks, you're the weirdest looking horse man creature thinggy I have ever seen.
Lilith nodded as she left the men behind leaving the bathroom.
Several hours later after Lilith had checked herself into her own hotel room, with the money she had stolen from Dag earlier in the day, she finally caught up with the skinny Santa looking guy after successfully tricking the dumb receptionist into believing that she was his wife. Lilith skipped down the hallway towards Dags room, imagining that he was currently in there listening to Hitler speeches or whatever it was he did for fun, but she just KNEW he was going to have even more fun with her. Lilith stopped outside his room and smiled big before knocking on the door, loudly.
Lilith: Daggy Saurussssss I knows you're in there! Stop watching your Japanese pony porn and let me in!
Lilith waited for several minutes allowing him plenty of time to answer the door. He did not, so she knocked and shouted even louder.
Lilith: I SAID STOP WATCHING YOUR JAPANESE PONY PORN AND LET ME IN YOU MICRO PENIS JERK!!!
Inside, Dag was watching Alex Jones on the smart TV. He threw the remote at the wall after Lilith’s incessant nagging. He stomped over to the door to shout at the crazed brunette.
Dag: Why the hell would I do that?!
Lilith: BECAUSE I AM YOUR WIFE AND YOU WILL DO AS I SAY MISTER!!!
Dag was flabbergasted that she would bother keeping up a bizarre fantasy even when there’s no one around. He wondered why, but knowing Lilith, he figured there was a chance it might mean what he wanted it to mean.
Dag: If I let you in, there is to be absolutely no pony or jap bullshit, or I won’t even show up to the match Sunday. OK?
Lilith paused and thought about it for a while.
Lilith: Ummmmmmm… but if I says yes to this you won't get your surprise present, Daggy Bear! And you will WANT to has this! It's super good! Pinkie Pie Promise!
Dag weighed his options and figured it was best to get this psycho bitch inside the room where he could potentially throw her out the window instead of having her pound and scream at his door for the indefinite future.
Dag: Get the fuck in here and shut up.
Dag finally opened up his door but as soon as he did Lilith leaned in, once again grabbed him around his wrist and lead him down the hallway.
Dag: I’m honestly not surprised.
Lilith: Shhhhhhh, just be quiet and quit struggling til we get to my room!
Dag assumed that Liliths room was quite a while away as they walked quickly through the corridor, he was wrong, it was right next to his. Lilith paused as she stood outside her hotel room door, smiling big at the man she was still holding.
Lilith: Now I know what yous thinking… and yes, Daggy, I did request the room next door just so I could listen to your Pinkie Pie videos through the wall.
Dag scowled, Lilith burst out laughing.
Lilith: I'M KIDDING GRUMPY BEAR!!!
She wasn't, she was one hundred percent serious.
Lilith: Okayz...
Lilith pushed the key card into her doors automated lock and looked round at Dag.
Lilith: Close your eyes!
Still desperately hoping for this situation to turn itself around after one of the worst days he could remember, he looked angrily at Lilith, but she pleaded with her cutesy eyes, and he closed his. He thought to himself, “when I open my eyes, she better be in lingerie”. Dag listened closely as he heard Lilith unlock her door and push it open, the two of them only took a few steps inside before Lilith stopped in her tracks and before he knew what was going on Lilith slid a cold hard metallic object into Dags hand, which he immediately recognised as being a knife. Still he kept his eyes closed wondering what the hell she was doing.
Lilith: Okayz… I knows i missed your birthday the other day and am super sorry I did that but am pretty sure this will make up for it! Oh and also it helps us understand our opponents this week AND how to take them down… RIGHT DOWN TO CHINA TOWN!!!
Dag opened his eyes. He couldn't see Lilith, who must’ve slipped behind him, but what he did see shocked him. On the hotel bed, tied to the posts, was a pathetically scrawny, scraggly, unshaven, half naked young adult male wearing pony ears, a tail, and face paint with a ball gag in his mouth shaped like an apple. Dag stumbled for a second, clearly not expecting this. He looked at the bed, seeing a whip and paddle sitting near the victim. He then glanced at the knife in his hand. He turned to Lilith. She whispered to him.
Lilith: Don't you just love it, Daggy? Have you ever seen anything more perfect than this right now?! I want you to do it, Daggy. I want you to pretend he's Kidd Krazzy and that weak little bitch friend of his, Teddy. Just slice him up! Slice him up good! I want to watch it, Daggy, it'll be WONDERFUL!
The look in Lilith’s eyes was shocking. For the third time today, Dag was strongly reminded of another woman. It wasn’t Isabella this time, that’s for sure. Izzy was far too sweet. She could never have dreamed of being this sociopathically twisted. He thought hard to the time he first saw Lilith in the hallway of an arena, skipping along gleefully, without a care in the world. Her nails were done up nice, her makeup was pristine, and she didn’t seem to have a mean bone in her body. What happened to that sweet young lady?
Sure, Lilith was clinically insane. Irredeemably so. She would live her entire life as a fourth grader. That’s a problem in itself, but a mutually exclusive one at that. What fourth grader could look a near stranger in the eyes and tell him to turn a retarded man into a deli serving? She reminded him far more of someone else he knew. Another woman, similar to her, but someone he couldn’t manage to pinpoint as his blood boiled. Too much oxygen was being diverted from his brain to his muscles as he realized he was being offered up a sacrifice.
As he turned back to the horrific excuse for a human being tied up to the bed, he knew he had to do it. This person deserved nothing less and nothing more than a hideously excruciating death. Dag had killed before, and he felt no remorse over it. General Mad Dog Mattis was right, in a way. The first time he killed was something he’ll never forget. It was the closest to sheer bliss he’d ever come in his difficult life. Now he had the opportunity to liberate his anger from his body as though. He were outside himself. This disgusting abomination had surrendered its right to live after it gave up its claim to being human and identified as a miniature horse.
He stepped toward the creature as it started to sweat profusely. He drew the knife to eye level, seeing his reflection in its shiny blade. A top quality gourmet slicer fit for this expensive hotel. It wouldn’t have any problems doing the job. The victim began to moan and groan pathetically and feebly from behind the gag. It even acted like a pig at slaughter, and should be treated as such. He leaned over it and looked directly in its eyes. He raised the knife higher still, guessing where his shoulder would be while maintaining eye contact. After a drawn out period of agonizing wait, he brought it crashing down as the subhuman screamed. He just missed its body by an inch.
Dag: That was a practice round. Are you ready to play the game now? I can see like horseplay. This will be your dying wish.
He dragged the knife out of the mattress and across the skin of his victim, lightly scratching and ripping its flesh. He found the center of its chest and raised the knife again, gripping it with both hands. He brought his face closer to the captive’s and laughed. He plunged the knife directly into its chest.
Behind Dags back Lilith had been busy setting up her bright pink digital camera, which was clearly meant as a childs device. She finally got the thing to be fully operational and focused the lense a little before turning it onto herself.
Lilith: Hi WCF Galaxy! Lilith here, how are you all doing? Good I hope! Well as you know…
Dag briefly turned his attention onto Lilith.
Dag: What in gods name are you doing?!
Lilith: Recording our promo, stupid! The hell does it look like?! Anyway… as you all knows this week Dag and Lilo are taking on a bunch of stupid little nerds and so we thought we'd do something SUPER cool this week! Now before any of you start crying I want to make you all super aware that this body on the bed here definitely is NOT real. I might bleed, moan, scream and move a little but yep… you totally dreamed the whole thing! Why a pony? Cos it represents Kidd Krazzy and his nerd friends in all their gross yuckiness! Now, Daggy… you just stabbed the weird Kidd Krazzy representing horse thinggy… how do you feel?
Lilith shoves the camera into Dags face.
Dag: Lilith, you’re filming a…! I mean… uh… shit… well, fuck it, I’ll be perfectly honest with you. I’m absolutely fucking ecstatic. I feel like I’ve achieved nirvana. This is genuinely liberating in a sense. In fact, it felt so great, I think I ought to do it again.
Dag turned back to the dying furfag and ripped the knife out of his chest, allowing a jet of blood to spurt out. It splattered back down on its body. Dag ran his fingers through it and smeared it on his victims face, mixing with tears. He turned and stabbed its right shoulder, causing it to twist hideously to that side. The process is repeated for the other should, sending waves of incomprehensible pain through its body.
Dag: Fascinatingly, it's so realistic it appears as though it can feel pain according to the blows I deal it. Let’s see if it’s anatomically correct, eh? After all, if this were a real person, judging by how it’s dressed, it would have never needed any reproductive organs anyway, so I won’t be surprised if it doesn’t have any.
He stepped down the length of the bed, laughing sickeningly, then slams the blade into the testicles of the sacrifice. It explodes in pain as its screams are muffled not only by the gag, but by blood building up behind it from internal bleeding. Another blow is struck to its right arm, then its left. It’s desperately trying to keep its head elevated, knowing what may happen if it doesn’t.
Dag reached to the paddle and forcefully smacks it across the forehead, knocking it flat to the bed. This is not a person in Dag’s eyes. It is a disgusting animal for him to make an example out of. This is what is wrong with humanity. This is the direct result of civilization’s domestication of the human race. This being deserved to die, and the ideology it follows must be murdered as well. He continued pummeling the head of the victim with the paddle, not letting it raise its head until it was too weak to do so. Its eyes were blood red, and it was trying to cough so hard it is sputtering blood from its nose. Moments of agony pass by as blood dried up and hardened in the back of its throat but continued to build up. Finally, it choked on its own fluids and went cold.
Dag turned to the camera.
Dag: Nothing makes me more alive than the sight of death.
Lilith: What about Japanese pop music?
She burst out laughing as she looked at her tag partner who had just finished killing the man she viewed as being some kind of cross breed hybrid of Kidd Krazzy and Teddy Blaze. Dag scowled at the brunette as she continued to laugh, blood dripping off his fingers.
Lilith: I'M KIDDING!!! Jeez some people just can not take a joke AT ALL can they?! So anywayz now that we've been to your favorite place in the whole wide world, Ponycon, and had our fun with one of the man horses… I thinks we're ready. Are you ready, Daggy?
Dag didn't answer, Lilith got even closer into his face in a super creepy way.
Lilith: I said… ARE… YOU… READY PONY BOY?!!
Dag: Ohhhh, I’m ready, and I’m thirsty for more, Lilith. Sunday, we’re going to leave those two inferior beings battered and bloodied, no doubt about it. But I do need to add, CALL ME PONY BOY ONE MORE TIME!
Lilith smiled, patting Dag mockingly on his head.
Lilith: You're so cute when you're all Grrrrrrr and stuff. Anyway let's get outta here… Pony Boy!
Lilith turned around and skipped out of the room, giggling to herself. With his adrenaline worked up, Dag couldnt help but stare at her ass as she hopped away. He couldn't bare that psycho ninety percent of the time, but maybe she finally made an effort to make him happy today. He shook off the thought and locked the door on the inside, breaking the knob with his bare hands, and slamming it shut. He already lost sight of Lilith barreling down the hallway, but he could hear her singing some silly nursery rhyme, and he followed her voice until they were out of the hotel.