Post by Vinnie on Jan 7, 2017 20:12:40 GMT -5
Vinnie’s bedroom
The shot opens up in Vinnie’s bedroom where he recently entered after agreeing to join the group Zero Tolerance. The group of guys that he vaguely got in a room with when someone was fighting a midget, another had issues with his wife and the third guy acted as if he never met him. Funny thing was that he was the one that handed him the contract, but apparently he has more split personalities than a nerd got zits.
Oh fuck, why does this hurt so much??
We see him twist and turn in his bed, but with every move we can see a grimace on his face. Sshowing that he is clearly hurting from the match that he was in on the first Slam of the new year.
Mommie??? Can you bring me some milk???
After a few moments he finally dozes off, snoring heavily as we hear a door open. The camera turns around and we see Erik Black standing there with a lady who is holding a clipboard in her hands and writes down things.
Let’s see Sonya, that’s right. He has split personality disorder, mostly talking to himself as he has another personality that mostly disagree with him. I think we should give him half the dosage that we give J.
She nods her head as she writes down exactly the daily dosage that will be described for Vinnie.
Also, why don’t you have that new social worker try to figure out what is ticking this guy??
Again she nods as she writes down to have him being helped by the new Social Worker Keisha that recently signed up to help people with split personalities.
Oh and before I forget, this fucker needs to get to know the boys. So I suggest we put all four of them in a karaoke contest.
Sonya suddenly looks up from her clipboard, lifts her glasses as she looks at Erik Black questionably
You do remember what happened the last time J, Shephard and Cash were doing a Karaoke right??
Erik nods as he sighs before closing the door.
It’s going to be either a massacre where poor Vinnie will regret signing to ZT… or perhaps the greatest show on earth since the last Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young reunion concert. He may very well be that barathon that we were looking for.
Erik closes the door as the two leave the room, the camera changes back to Vinnie as we can see him put his thumb to his mouth and suck on it. After a while he pulls out and grins evil.
I just peed your pants, you are going to be so mad in the morning.
We close the shot as the camera turns towards the bedroom door of Vinnie before the shot fades.
*End of Part 1*
Zero Tolerance Karaoke
The shot comes back where we are inside ZT headquarters in the relaxation room, where there is a pool table, a bar, a karaoke stage as well as a huge plasma screen and several game consoles.. the door opens and we see Vinnie enter the room as he looks around.
Nobody around, great.
EV: Patience is a virtue Vinnie boy.
Vinnie ignores the voice in his head as he stares at the Karaoke set, where he sees the banner on top of it and groans.
Oh God no, not this.
The camera turns around and reads:
The Annual Zero Tolerance Karaoke contest!!!
EV: Oh goodie!! I love these!!!
V: No you don’t, you just say this to annoy me
EV: So?? What’s your point??
Vinnie scratches his head as he looks around to see if there’s anyone around.
Maybe if I could get away before anyome
Suddenly the door opens and Jason Cash, Crazy J and Shephard walks in.
Enters the room…. Fuck.
The three men were talking when suddenly Crazy J spots Vinnie.
Hey new guy!! You that Victor guy right??
It’s Vinnie.
Vincent, my bad. You are right in time for our monthly Karaoke show man.
Vinnie fakes a smile to the three guys as he looks back at the stage and sighs.
Great.
Salem and J grabs Vinnie by the shoulder as they take him to the bar and grab something to drink.
Why don’t me and J get to know you a little better as Cash will put on his favourite shit on.
I heard that!!!
Cash turns on the karaoke machine as he searches through the list of songs before turning his attention back to the others.
Ya sumbitches put Aqua with Barbie Girl on the list?? I asked ya fuckers to add some Waylon Jennings!!!
Salem winks over at J, who pretends to not know what Cash is talking about.
You said you wanted something organic, Barbie is plastic Cash my boy. What more organic can you ask for???
Just do your thing Cash, so we don’t have to hear those tear jerkers from you again.
Tear jerkers???
Vinnie looks over at Cash with a concerned look as he doesn’t know what will happen next.
Don’t tell me he is going to be singing “Hello” from Lionel Richie right??
Both men next to him turn their heads with a puzzled look on their faces.
Who???
Nah man, ya’ll got to listen to the sweetest tunes ever sang by George Jones. Only to be performed by the best sumbitch known to mankind.
Then why are you going to be singing??
Cash flips off Shephard as he puts on the first song as it is George Jones his “If Drinking Don’t Kill Me” as Shephard groans.
Not this song again, this guy sure is a whining puss when he plays this.
Why??
J grabs a bottle of beer and hands it over to Vinnie as he turns his back to the singing Cash.
These bones they move slow, but so sure of their footsteps.
Is he against alcohol??
Both men burst out in laughter as Vinnie takes his first sip from the bottle of beer.
Nah man, you are listening to the guy that wakes up and goes to sleep drinking. He only sings this song when he and his woman got into an argument.
What happens like 24/7 ya know.
Vinnie nods his head as he takes another sip from his beer.
So Erik said that you peed your bed man, I sure as hope that you don’t do the same thing when you ring with Bioship and his goons are in the ring.
EV: Busted.
Vinnie is turning red as he realizes that the word is out from his “accident” last night.
V: Asshole
EV: Your welcome.
That err…, ehm was an accident. But you saw how I faired in that fatal fourway last show. I….,
Didn’t you lose??
Well….,
Crazy J slaps him across the back and chuckles as he sends Vinnie the message that the two are just messing with him.
You did well, but those where newbies just like you. Now you are facing Bishop and his little bitches.
And if drinking don’t kill me, her memory will. I can’t hold out much longer, the way that I feel.
Salem grabs an empty bottle of beer and throws it towards Cash, but misses him with several feet. Causing Cash to flick him off once more.
I preferred I was in the ring with the two of you against Bishop and his men than listening to this whining and bitching.
Shephard puts on his earphones and puts on some heavy music.
What are his problems??
He was conceived on George Jones his White Lightning.
Vinnie looks towards Shephard and understands his aggression to the music that he is listening to. Even though Vinnie can’t help to tap his fingers on the bar.
So who are these Bishop guys??
J looks over at Salem as he chuckles, putting a bottle of beer to his mouth and takes another swig from it.
They are bitches, pure and simple. If you take out Bishop, then you got the whole gang done man.
Vinnie scratches his head, not sure about this as he is just a rookie in the sports of wrestling.
So, uhmmm. Can the two of you take care of him??
: Pussy
Both J and Shephard stare at Vinie with a questionable look on their faces.
Are you telling us that you are trying to have J and Cash do all the work??
But if rinking don’t kill me, Her memory will!!!!
Oh shit, he is done singing. Whatever you do… don’t…
Okay you fucks, I am going to do another song for ya
Ask for another song.. shit… I wanted to do some ICP, but now I’m outta here.
Just before Vinnie can respond to J, we can see him exit the door while Shephard is still banging his head to some heavy metal.
EV: Way to go shithead, you just got the man upset.
V: No I didn’t… so why don’t you shut up and listen??
For this next song, I need a singing partner to join me
Vinnie suddenly stops discussing inside his head with his evil personification as his eyes suddenly bulge out of his head.
Wha?
EV: Oh fuck….
Look cowboy, I know you love them George Jones. But I’m no…
And we have a winner!!!!
V: Thanks a lot smart ass.
Reluctantly Vinnie walks over to the stage, gets a microphone handed to him as Cash starts to explain to him when suddenly Salem has taken off his headset. Noticing that both men were gone.
Oh fuck no, not the duet!!!
I’m doing all the singing Vinner my boy
It’s VINNIE!!!
Hush yer mouth, before I bitchslap yer ass. You wait until I give you the signal and together we are going to sing the chorus of Salems most personal song.
NO!!!!!!
Just before Cash can respond the door swings open again and Crazy J walks out to the room. This time he is dressed all in white, while a moment or two he was all in black.
Isn’t this just a wonderful day???
Vinnie looks puzzled
V: I thought I was the one with the strange personality issue.
EV: You are with me on this one Vinnie.
I’ve heard that there was a Karaoke contest starting and I just can’t wait until I will bust my move with some great tunes. Of course I will make you all happy with my Barbie Girl song.
Well yer just have to wait for that Wonderboy!! It’s me and Vinner over here and do this sumbitch the right way. White Lightning it is!!!
Oh splendid!! I’m all dressed for the occoassion.
J sits down next to Salem, who is trying to turn on his headset and put on the loudest song he can find.
Oh fuck!! The batteries are dead!!
He turns around towards Cash, who has started to play the song and has a devilish smile on his face.
This one is for ya fucker!!!
The music starts playing as Cash turns towards Vinnie and whispers in his ear.
If I give you the nod, we do the chorus together okay??
Vinnie nods his head, putting on his reading glasses to be sure that he will be able to read the lyrics properly.
EV: What the??
V: What??
EV: Glasses???
V: Yeah you dipshit… I have reading glasses, you are a part of me. How do you not
Hey!!!
Huh what??
Didn’t you see my nod??
EV: Nah fucker he didn’t
I’m sorry, I just was over concentrated.
Cash shrugs his shoulders as he stops the song, hits the song again as that causes it to restart as Shepard groans.
Hey new guy!! Pay attention!!!
The first part of the song hits as both men start to do the chorus and continues all the way until the song is over. Causing Vinnie to think it is over when suddenly he is stopped by J.
Now, that was so wonderful, I want you to start to sing your own song for us as we will judge you and your talent.
Oh brother.
EV: Wooohooo!!!
The shot slowly fades as we go to a break.
After the break we see Vinnie sitting down on his bed, his body fully bruised and battered as he still feels the effects from the wrestling in ring debut he had on the first of January.
Good God, I just feel okay to move again. And now I have to fight once more?? This time with two partners against three other men?? What is it that this fucker got me into??? I just hope I can stand on the apron for the most time of the match, I just….
He suddenly feels some stinging pain in the back of his head. He grabs it as he feels the voice of his alter ego scream into his skull.
EV: YOU PUSSY!!!!
He rolls his eyes as he grabs a few pillows and places both of them against his ears. In the hope that it will cause it to stop.
EV: You stupid fuck, I’m inside your head. Not outside it!!!
He drops back on his bed and sighs, he just has to accept it that he will never lose the other persona. He stares at the ceiling and rubs his face.
I just hope that after this coming show, I will be banged up so much that I will not notice the difference whether you speak or not.
EV: Wha??
V: You heard me.
Because this coming Sunday, I will be facing Damian Kane, Psychco Pomp and their leader Kevin Bishop. No clue what they are all about, but after hearing their names I’m sure that their a bunch of disturbed little fucks for sure.
Yeah, they didn’t had much success during the last show either like you. Kid Krazzy got his ass kicked, Damian Kain lost his match while we had J win against Kid Krazzy. It sure sounds like they are just like you trying to rebound on our expense.
Our expense?? Oh are you now starting to meddle with the conversation? I thought I was facing them??
He sighs as he shakes his head in disbelief as he is arguing with himself.
Look Vinnie, we both need each other as bad as the others need you man. You lost, sure. But you did some great stuff inside the ring that people are still talking about.
Vinnie blinks his eyes in disbelief.
Yeah fucker, you are the bomb. There are even chicks out there that are calling themselves the Vinnettes. You rocked their world and hey, we got some heavy blows in as well.
Yeah, but we didn’t win Einstein.
He rubs his chin as he continues to stare at the wall before sighing.
Damian Kain huh?? Saw your match man, too bad for your loss. But even the good version of me has to admit that you and three other guys being ousted by one guy in one swift move is kinda lame bud. I mean seriously, one guy?? How in the fuck did one guy is able to deliver a move that three guys can be eliminated?? I mean seriously, he didn’t even looked like a mighty giant that has strength of ten elephants. And yet, he did the unthinkable.
He slaps his face a few times, trying to stay awake as he wipes the sleep out of his eyes.
I’m sorry that I took over for good Vinnie Damian. But it makes me realize that I need to teach the fuck face some lessons when it comes down to bashing others down. Yeah, I’m sure that you will say the same thing about me. I lost, yup I did. I lost, some other guy was better in a situation that I was unable to beat the pin attempt. But at least I wasn’t the joke of the day like you were man. What is next?? You going back to your chess tournament?? Or are you going to grab something to drink and drown your sorrows because once again you failed?? At least I can state the obvious that after my first match in WCF history, I can look up. Something that someone like you, who lost an opportunity to face for the world champion cannot honestly say right??
A sinister grin can be seen emerging upon his face as he stretches his arms and yawns
It’s quite obvious that you must have got something to prove man. Good for you, just like me and Cash. We want to settle something that went wrong last time that we were in the ring. And apparently we got to do it against you guys. The guys who FAILED to take away our championship belt. Yeah that’s right, J beat your guy without even needing our help. Did you ever had that dumbstruck look upon your face when we walked off and Jay Wonderful gave a wonderful experience to the world?? Or are you used to it?
You sure sound confident while we aren’t much of a victory machine so far.
I explained that already!!![
EV: Dumbass.
He sits up as he rubs his painful shoulders as he feels some of the effect of his match this past Sunday.
You got to forgive me if I sometimes sound like I feel sorry for you and your ass being handed to you the way it got handed to me. Oh wait, I actually had a good match where I just came up short. While you were dumped out of the ring unceremoniously man. You see the sometimes feeling sorry is the fact that some nice guy sometimes tries to pry his sorry ass back in the conversation that annoys me. He feels that nobody should get hurt, but when I look at your stink face. I wonder whether you should have landed upon the concrete face first with Captain Rump landing on top of you instead of the other guys falling down everywhere. It’s quite surprising that a gang like yours gives you another opportunity to right the wrong, when there is so much wrong in your existence that there is impossibly any right to be found. Except the right that is called ZT.
You mean Zero Tolerance right??
He sighs and rolls his eyes as he clearly meant that
EV: Thank you captiain obvious
Of course we will ignore the obvious statement that for some reason I have tried to keep away from your ears. But I’m sure that being aligned with so many other guys who have gotten the moniker of being called crazy named and strange ideas would sound rather ordinary when you are Zero Tolerance. Well at least we are here together only taking in those who we believe that can make the difference.
V: Since when do we make a difference??
EV: Like you said last week, not working!!!
So make me make you feel at home and at ease Damian Kain. Being called Damian, named after one of the many names of the Devil? Does that make you deceitful? Or are you going to slither around on your stinking belly? I just hope that you won’t be trying to make me want to eat from the apple of the forbidden tree. Because I already bought one.
I’m sorry, he just rambles on Damien. Obviously you have your reasons, but so do I. my reasons of kicking your ass all over the ring during our next confrontation during this coming Sunday on Slam. You just have to wait and find out what they are… I trust you to understand that it won’t be pleasant.
He slaps his face before looking straight into the camera as he sighs.
Then we have PsychoPomp. Now I have to admit that when hearing that name a lightbulb does not quickly light up huh? And just after watching his promo with Bishop in his car I am wondering if it was a shame he has lost his mind or a blessing?? Seriously?? You are comparing me to some other guys who are no longer here ?? Oh geez, it is just like comparing the first ever phones where you had to ask someone else to connect you to someone else with a cellular phone. You can’t compare the two idiot, besides. Bringing back old names that aren’t here is just pathetic wouldn’t you agree?? Names that no longer can defend themselves and even if they could have… we would still not let them to begin with.
V: I have to admit, I love the sound of that
EV: Thanks.
Or are you someone that still tries to work with Windows XP?? Didn’t you know that we are already in an era where software updates happen on a regular basis?? There is something like tablets and cellphones that can do much more than you could have done when you pressed Format C: dill weed. So if you are going to relive the old glory days that once were, then I’m going to be the one that is going to kick your teeth in. then I’m going to drill holes in them so that I could attach them to a necklace and hang them around my neck. Giving a warning for little kids what could happen when you do and say stupid things.
EV: Than to think people say that we are clowns.
You hate clowns huh?? And why is that oh psycho rip off?? Someone that loses his mind and then tries to find bits and pieces to understand how pathetic you are?? I am aware how much the brain can react to sensations of being pounded upon time and time again. The only difference between you and me is that I have gained something and you lost something that you should be proud off.
I just have to step in and give you some well deserved advice my friend. When you have brain damage, it may be a wiser thing to check yourself in to the next local hospital that has experience on working on some peanuts, because when I’m done wrapping these hands around your head. All the things that you will be hearing is going to be the screams of those who you have kicked out of Zero Tolerance. And you may ask yourself how that is possible?? Well it’s quite simple
He grabs a shirt that is next to him on his bed and puts it on, covering some of the bruises that were visible upon his body.
You see, when you are in a situation that your life passes before your eyes when these hands squeeze the last drops of sanity out of you. You will see the things that you have done and what you should have done. The mistakes that you have made and you know the essence of karma Pomp?? I’ll tell you, it will always come back to kick your ass. Zero Toelrance once thought that they had names that they could have trust, well we all make mistakes right?? Just like this whole brotherhood wanting to get some revenge and get back on track is. A wrong idea, a mistake. A joke, a nothing on the blemish that is the whole essence of your existence. But who knows, who knows you will thank me as I squeeze harder and harder. You will thank me that I have come into this federation and will beat the shit out of you.
And who knows, I may just ignore it and allow the bad version of me to take over. Will that make you sing the swan song?? Oh no my friend, it will make you stare down the eyes of each and every brotherhood member that counts on you. It will make you want to close your eyes and hope that they will not open again and I’m sorry for your stupid luck… they will and us of Zero Tolerance will be there to enjoy the view and soak it in like the TEAM that we are.
He grins as if he is really enjoying it while standing up from his bed and walks towards the mirror and stares at it.
And then there’s the Plague, the cult leader of the Brotherhood. The man that is our Peoples champion, the man that wishes to change the world with his riddles as everything else outside his wishes should fail. Ugh, I thought that listening to Arnold as Dr. Freeze was bad, but this is everything that I could ever hoped for the worst taste in the mouth ever award.
Isn’t it sad to see how you picture yourself to be great and align yourself with the lack of anything else that would matter?? Or is this the way you wish to put yourself upon a stature type position and matters where as we are the ones that beat the living shit out of each other to improve. I guess the world needs to know how you would try to change everything for the better of this place. I guess donating money to organisations like the World Wildlife Fund won’t do you anything good. Because extinct creatures like you aren’t even worth for them to try to be saved anyways. As delusional creatures aren’t even worth the same oxygen that I breathe into my body my friend. But then again, I guess being the People’s champion gives you some kind of motivation doesn’t it huh champ??
Now I know that it isn’t nice to talk so much bad things about a great leader as you. Who has won the title, who has won peoples champion of the year award. A man that has delusional idiots like a Psychopomp to make him look good. I grant you this that I will applaude you for having accomplished so many things. And yet, when it comes down to the Zero Tolerance kicking the Brotherhoods asses, there is nothing that you oh great leader can do about it.
He flexes his muscles for a few moments as he grins before turning his attention back to the camera.
The world is already such a sinful place, where every single idiot can step foot inside it and attempt to change it to his liking. And everyone’s vision is the right one isn’t it Oh Bishop?? The bringer of many plagues that the world has never experienced before. Far greater than the times that the almighty Pharao was warned to let one man’s people go from his clutches. Promising him that he would aver three different plagues and every time coming back to his promises because he was a man of greed. Something I’m sure that you are not huh Bishop?? Give your money to the poor or else you will unleash the plague of rubbing your armpits down everyone’s noses who dare to disobey your wishes. Tell me Bishop, tell me are you that confident in your own being that you can ultimately bring your crew to victory? Because as last week has already shown the world that you cannot trust the abilities of Damian Kain. Causes you already to be one man down against the three of us.
And do you trust the likes of a man that will offer you a chicken into your own car Bishop?? Clearly a mindless and spineless fool that could be easily persuaded to follow the word of the singing songs of the Sound of Music and proclaim Julie Andrews as it’s newest cult leader to spread the magic word of do re mi…. I guess that leaves the almighty Peoples Champion to show HIS people how grand and magnificent he really is.
V: I’m sure he is good
EV: Good or not, it’s Zero Tolerance taking this one.
You see in the end nothing will really change for the outcome of this match. Because like I have already professed to your little gang. They aren’t really much of a brotherhood to begin with. Not the brotherhood that you wish to have. A man that gets dumped with several other guys because their feet are too slippery…and another guy that likes to start a pet store and call all the little kittens Vinnie… because that’s the name that will echo through his brain.
So I would suggest as my counterpart would be trying to bash into you Mr. Bishop. I would suggest you just try to open your own mind open for the latest update to the Truth that is out there. I will urge you to open up the Holy Bible and read what is being said in the forgotten prophecy of Saint Vinnie. He shall not kill, he shall not lie and he shall not try to persuade mindless little boys to suck his balls and become their Cult Leader. Because that my friend, is something I really try to encourage people no longer to do. Because we all know how poisoning a plague of a religion or a cult like yours do to the health of others. Or even worse my own!!!
EV: Preach on brother Vinnie.
Every time that someone knocks on my door and wishes to change my mind because his views are better than mine are destined to have their teeth kicked in harder than Shepard wants to sing Manson’s Beautiful people naked in the shower while soaping up….
Vinnie suddenly stops talking as he realizes what he is almost saying
His armpits!! For crying out loud, aren’t you people the sick types that just cannot see the obvious?? And that is also your fault Bishop, because people like you make me sick. And when it comes down to people make me sick, I know only one solution to solve that. By kicking your ass, taking names and make the world a better place for Zero Tolerance to live in. oh and don’t worry my dear friend Bishop, this was an advice I gave you for free. But next time when you will listen to me, I urge you to pay up loads of money to get to you to that better place that all of those hoaxes like you promise to mindless fools like Damian and Psychopomp. I just hope you will enjoy the world that I and Zero Toelrance will create, because if not… there is only one way to solve that… to take everything that you have worked for so hard and then make you just as irrelevant like each and every other guy out there…. until Sunday Bishop… until Sunday.
With that Vinnie walks off the shot of the camera as we fade to black.
The shot opens up in Vinnie’s bedroom where he recently entered after agreeing to join the group Zero Tolerance. The group of guys that he vaguely got in a room with when someone was fighting a midget, another had issues with his wife and the third guy acted as if he never met him. Funny thing was that he was the one that handed him the contract, but apparently he has more split personalities than a nerd got zits.
Oh fuck, why does this hurt so much??
We see him twist and turn in his bed, but with every move we can see a grimace on his face. Sshowing that he is clearly hurting from the match that he was in on the first Slam of the new year.
Mommie??? Can you bring me some milk???
After a few moments he finally dozes off, snoring heavily as we hear a door open. The camera turns around and we see Erik Black standing there with a lady who is holding a clipboard in her hands and writes down things.
Let’s see Sonya, that’s right. He has split personality disorder, mostly talking to himself as he has another personality that mostly disagree with him. I think we should give him half the dosage that we give J.
She nods her head as she writes down exactly the daily dosage that will be described for Vinnie.
Also, why don’t you have that new social worker try to figure out what is ticking this guy??
Again she nods as she writes down to have him being helped by the new Social Worker Keisha that recently signed up to help people with split personalities.
Oh and before I forget, this fucker needs to get to know the boys. So I suggest we put all four of them in a karaoke contest.
Sonya suddenly looks up from her clipboard, lifts her glasses as she looks at Erik Black questionably
You do remember what happened the last time J, Shephard and Cash were doing a Karaoke right??
Erik nods as he sighs before closing the door.
It’s going to be either a massacre where poor Vinnie will regret signing to ZT… or perhaps the greatest show on earth since the last Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young reunion concert. He may very well be that barathon that we were looking for.
Erik closes the door as the two leave the room, the camera changes back to Vinnie as we can see him put his thumb to his mouth and suck on it. After a while he pulls out and grins evil.
I just peed your pants, you are going to be so mad in the morning.
We close the shot as the camera turns towards the bedroom door of Vinnie before the shot fades.
*End of Part 1*
Zero Tolerance Karaoke
The shot comes back where we are inside ZT headquarters in the relaxation room, where there is a pool table, a bar, a karaoke stage as well as a huge plasma screen and several game consoles.. the door opens and we see Vinnie enter the room as he looks around.
Nobody around, great.
EV: Patience is a virtue Vinnie boy.
Vinnie ignores the voice in his head as he stares at the Karaoke set, where he sees the banner on top of it and groans.
Oh God no, not this.
The camera turns around and reads:
The Annual Zero Tolerance Karaoke contest!!!
EV: Oh goodie!! I love these!!!
V: No you don’t, you just say this to annoy me
EV: So?? What’s your point??
Vinnie scratches his head as he looks around to see if there’s anyone around.
Maybe if I could get away before anyome
Suddenly the door opens and Jason Cash, Crazy J and Shephard walks in.
Enters the room…. Fuck.
The three men were talking when suddenly Crazy J spots Vinnie.
Hey new guy!! You that Victor guy right??
It’s Vinnie.
Vincent, my bad. You are right in time for our monthly Karaoke show man.
Vinnie fakes a smile to the three guys as he looks back at the stage and sighs.
Great.
Salem and J grabs Vinnie by the shoulder as they take him to the bar and grab something to drink.
Why don’t me and J get to know you a little better as Cash will put on his favourite shit on.
I heard that!!!
Cash turns on the karaoke machine as he searches through the list of songs before turning his attention back to the others.
Ya sumbitches put Aqua with Barbie Girl on the list?? I asked ya fuckers to add some Waylon Jennings!!!
Salem winks over at J, who pretends to not know what Cash is talking about.
You said you wanted something organic, Barbie is plastic Cash my boy. What more organic can you ask for???
Just do your thing Cash, so we don’t have to hear those tear jerkers from you again.
Tear jerkers???
Vinnie looks over at Cash with a concerned look as he doesn’t know what will happen next.
Don’t tell me he is going to be singing “Hello” from Lionel Richie right??
Both men next to him turn their heads with a puzzled look on their faces.
Who???
Nah man, ya’ll got to listen to the sweetest tunes ever sang by George Jones. Only to be performed by the best sumbitch known to mankind.
Then why are you going to be singing??
Cash flips off Shephard as he puts on the first song as it is George Jones his “If Drinking Don’t Kill Me” as Shephard groans.
Not this song again, this guy sure is a whining puss when he plays this.
Why??
J grabs a bottle of beer and hands it over to Vinnie as he turns his back to the singing Cash.
These bones they move slow, but so sure of their footsteps.
Is he against alcohol??
Both men burst out in laughter as Vinnie takes his first sip from the bottle of beer.
Nah man, you are listening to the guy that wakes up and goes to sleep drinking. He only sings this song when he and his woman got into an argument.
What happens like 24/7 ya know.
Vinnie nods his head as he takes another sip from his beer.
So Erik said that you peed your bed man, I sure as hope that you don’t do the same thing when you ring with Bioship and his goons are in the ring.
EV: Busted.
Vinnie is turning red as he realizes that the word is out from his “accident” last night.
V: Asshole
EV: Your welcome.
That err…, ehm was an accident. But you saw how I faired in that fatal fourway last show. I….,
Didn’t you lose??
Well….,
Crazy J slaps him across the back and chuckles as he sends Vinnie the message that the two are just messing with him.
You did well, but those where newbies just like you. Now you are facing Bishop and his little bitches.
And if drinking don’t kill me, her memory will. I can’t hold out much longer, the way that I feel.
Salem grabs an empty bottle of beer and throws it towards Cash, but misses him with several feet. Causing Cash to flick him off once more.
I preferred I was in the ring with the two of you against Bishop and his men than listening to this whining and bitching.
Shephard puts on his earphones and puts on some heavy music.
What are his problems??
He was conceived on George Jones his White Lightning.
Vinnie looks towards Shephard and understands his aggression to the music that he is listening to. Even though Vinnie can’t help to tap his fingers on the bar.
So who are these Bishop guys??
J looks over at Salem as he chuckles, putting a bottle of beer to his mouth and takes another swig from it.
They are bitches, pure and simple. If you take out Bishop, then you got the whole gang done man.
Vinnie scratches his head, not sure about this as he is just a rookie in the sports of wrestling.
So, uhmmm. Can the two of you take care of him??
: Pussy
Both J and Shephard stare at Vinie with a questionable look on their faces.
Are you telling us that you are trying to have J and Cash do all the work??
But if rinking don’t kill me, Her memory will!!!!
Oh shit, he is done singing. Whatever you do… don’t…
Okay you fucks, I am going to do another song for ya
Ask for another song.. shit… I wanted to do some ICP, but now I’m outta here.
Just before Vinnie can respond to J, we can see him exit the door while Shephard is still banging his head to some heavy metal.
EV: Way to go shithead, you just got the man upset.
V: No I didn’t… so why don’t you shut up and listen??
For this next song, I need a singing partner to join me
Vinnie suddenly stops discussing inside his head with his evil personification as his eyes suddenly bulge out of his head.
Wha?
EV: Oh fuck….
Look cowboy, I know you love them George Jones. But I’m no…
And we have a winner!!!!
V: Thanks a lot smart ass.
Reluctantly Vinnie walks over to the stage, gets a microphone handed to him as Cash starts to explain to him when suddenly Salem has taken off his headset. Noticing that both men were gone.
Oh fuck no, not the duet!!!
I’m doing all the singing Vinner my boy
It’s VINNIE!!!
Hush yer mouth, before I bitchslap yer ass. You wait until I give you the signal and together we are going to sing the chorus of Salems most personal song.
NO!!!!!!
Just before Cash can respond the door swings open again and Crazy J walks out to the room. This time he is dressed all in white, while a moment or two he was all in black.
Isn’t this just a wonderful day???
Vinnie looks puzzled
V: I thought I was the one with the strange personality issue.
EV: You are with me on this one Vinnie.
I’ve heard that there was a Karaoke contest starting and I just can’t wait until I will bust my move with some great tunes. Of course I will make you all happy with my Barbie Girl song.
Well yer just have to wait for that Wonderboy!! It’s me and Vinner over here and do this sumbitch the right way. White Lightning it is!!!
Oh splendid!! I’m all dressed for the occoassion.
J sits down next to Salem, who is trying to turn on his headset and put on the loudest song he can find.
Oh fuck!! The batteries are dead!!
He turns around towards Cash, who has started to play the song and has a devilish smile on his face.
This one is for ya fucker!!!
The music starts playing as Cash turns towards Vinnie and whispers in his ear.
If I give you the nod, we do the chorus together okay??
Vinnie nods his head, putting on his reading glasses to be sure that he will be able to read the lyrics properly.
EV: What the??
V: What??
EV: Glasses???
V: Yeah you dipshit… I have reading glasses, you are a part of me. How do you not
Hey!!!
Huh what??
Didn’t you see my nod??
EV: Nah fucker he didn’t
I’m sorry, I just was over concentrated.
Cash shrugs his shoulders as he stops the song, hits the song again as that causes it to restart as Shepard groans.
Hey new guy!! Pay attention!!!
The first part of the song hits as both men start to do the chorus and continues all the way until the song is over. Causing Vinnie to think it is over when suddenly he is stopped by J.
Now, that was so wonderful, I want you to start to sing your own song for us as we will judge you and your talent.
Oh brother.
EV: Wooohooo!!!
The shot slowly fades as we go to a break.
After the break we see Vinnie sitting down on his bed, his body fully bruised and battered as he still feels the effects from the wrestling in ring debut he had on the first of January.
Good God, I just feel okay to move again. And now I have to fight once more?? This time with two partners against three other men?? What is it that this fucker got me into??? I just hope I can stand on the apron for the most time of the match, I just….
He suddenly feels some stinging pain in the back of his head. He grabs it as he feels the voice of his alter ego scream into his skull.
EV: YOU PUSSY!!!!
He rolls his eyes as he grabs a few pillows and places both of them against his ears. In the hope that it will cause it to stop.
EV: You stupid fuck, I’m inside your head. Not outside it!!!
He drops back on his bed and sighs, he just has to accept it that he will never lose the other persona. He stares at the ceiling and rubs his face.
I just hope that after this coming show, I will be banged up so much that I will not notice the difference whether you speak or not.
EV: Wha??
V: You heard me.
Because this coming Sunday, I will be facing Damian Kane, Psychco Pomp and their leader Kevin Bishop. No clue what they are all about, but after hearing their names I’m sure that their a bunch of disturbed little fucks for sure.
Yeah, they didn’t had much success during the last show either like you. Kid Krazzy got his ass kicked, Damian Kain lost his match while we had J win against Kid Krazzy. It sure sounds like they are just like you trying to rebound on our expense.
Our expense?? Oh are you now starting to meddle with the conversation? I thought I was facing them??
He sighs as he shakes his head in disbelief as he is arguing with himself.
Look Vinnie, we both need each other as bad as the others need you man. You lost, sure. But you did some great stuff inside the ring that people are still talking about.
Vinnie blinks his eyes in disbelief.
Yeah fucker, you are the bomb. There are even chicks out there that are calling themselves the Vinnettes. You rocked their world and hey, we got some heavy blows in as well.
Yeah, but we didn’t win Einstein.
He rubs his chin as he continues to stare at the wall before sighing.
Damian Kain huh?? Saw your match man, too bad for your loss. But even the good version of me has to admit that you and three other guys being ousted by one guy in one swift move is kinda lame bud. I mean seriously, one guy?? How in the fuck did one guy is able to deliver a move that three guys can be eliminated?? I mean seriously, he didn’t even looked like a mighty giant that has strength of ten elephants. And yet, he did the unthinkable.
He slaps his face a few times, trying to stay awake as he wipes the sleep out of his eyes.
I’m sorry that I took over for good Vinnie Damian. But it makes me realize that I need to teach the fuck face some lessons when it comes down to bashing others down. Yeah, I’m sure that you will say the same thing about me. I lost, yup I did. I lost, some other guy was better in a situation that I was unable to beat the pin attempt. But at least I wasn’t the joke of the day like you were man. What is next?? You going back to your chess tournament?? Or are you going to grab something to drink and drown your sorrows because once again you failed?? At least I can state the obvious that after my first match in WCF history, I can look up. Something that someone like you, who lost an opportunity to face for the world champion cannot honestly say right??
A sinister grin can be seen emerging upon his face as he stretches his arms and yawns
It’s quite obvious that you must have got something to prove man. Good for you, just like me and Cash. We want to settle something that went wrong last time that we were in the ring. And apparently we got to do it against you guys. The guys who FAILED to take away our championship belt. Yeah that’s right, J beat your guy without even needing our help. Did you ever had that dumbstruck look upon your face when we walked off and Jay Wonderful gave a wonderful experience to the world?? Or are you used to it?
You sure sound confident while we aren’t much of a victory machine so far.
I explained that already!!![
EV: Dumbass.
He sits up as he rubs his painful shoulders as he feels some of the effect of his match this past Sunday.
You got to forgive me if I sometimes sound like I feel sorry for you and your ass being handed to you the way it got handed to me. Oh wait, I actually had a good match where I just came up short. While you were dumped out of the ring unceremoniously man. You see the sometimes feeling sorry is the fact that some nice guy sometimes tries to pry his sorry ass back in the conversation that annoys me. He feels that nobody should get hurt, but when I look at your stink face. I wonder whether you should have landed upon the concrete face first with Captain Rump landing on top of you instead of the other guys falling down everywhere. It’s quite surprising that a gang like yours gives you another opportunity to right the wrong, when there is so much wrong in your existence that there is impossibly any right to be found. Except the right that is called ZT.
You mean Zero Tolerance right??
He sighs and rolls his eyes as he clearly meant that
EV: Thank you captiain obvious
Of course we will ignore the obvious statement that for some reason I have tried to keep away from your ears. But I’m sure that being aligned with so many other guys who have gotten the moniker of being called crazy named and strange ideas would sound rather ordinary when you are Zero Tolerance. Well at least we are here together only taking in those who we believe that can make the difference.
V: Since when do we make a difference??
EV: Like you said last week, not working!!!
So make me make you feel at home and at ease Damian Kain. Being called Damian, named after one of the many names of the Devil? Does that make you deceitful? Or are you going to slither around on your stinking belly? I just hope that you won’t be trying to make me want to eat from the apple of the forbidden tree. Because I already bought one.
I’m sorry, he just rambles on Damien. Obviously you have your reasons, but so do I. my reasons of kicking your ass all over the ring during our next confrontation during this coming Sunday on Slam. You just have to wait and find out what they are… I trust you to understand that it won’t be pleasant.
He slaps his face before looking straight into the camera as he sighs.
Then we have PsychoPomp. Now I have to admit that when hearing that name a lightbulb does not quickly light up huh? And just after watching his promo with Bishop in his car I am wondering if it was a shame he has lost his mind or a blessing?? Seriously?? You are comparing me to some other guys who are no longer here ?? Oh geez, it is just like comparing the first ever phones where you had to ask someone else to connect you to someone else with a cellular phone. You can’t compare the two idiot, besides. Bringing back old names that aren’t here is just pathetic wouldn’t you agree?? Names that no longer can defend themselves and even if they could have… we would still not let them to begin with.
V: I have to admit, I love the sound of that
EV: Thanks.
Or are you someone that still tries to work with Windows XP?? Didn’t you know that we are already in an era where software updates happen on a regular basis?? There is something like tablets and cellphones that can do much more than you could have done when you pressed Format C: dill weed. So if you are going to relive the old glory days that once were, then I’m going to be the one that is going to kick your teeth in. then I’m going to drill holes in them so that I could attach them to a necklace and hang them around my neck. Giving a warning for little kids what could happen when you do and say stupid things.
EV: Than to think people say that we are clowns.
You hate clowns huh?? And why is that oh psycho rip off?? Someone that loses his mind and then tries to find bits and pieces to understand how pathetic you are?? I am aware how much the brain can react to sensations of being pounded upon time and time again. The only difference between you and me is that I have gained something and you lost something that you should be proud off.
I just have to step in and give you some well deserved advice my friend. When you have brain damage, it may be a wiser thing to check yourself in to the next local hospital that has experience on working on some peanuts, because when I’m done wrapping these hands around your head. All the things that you will be hearing is going to be the screams of those who you have kicked out of Zero Tolerance. And you may ask yourself how that is possible?? Well it’s quite simple
He grabs a shirt that is next to him on his bed and puts it on, covering some of the bruises that were visible upon his body.
You see, when you are in a situation that your life passes before your eyes when these hands squeeze the last drops of sanity out of you. You will see the things that you have done and what you should have done. The mistakes that you have made and you know the essence of karma Pomp?? I’ll tell you, it will always come back to kick your ass. Zero Toelrance once thought that they had names that they could have trust, well we all make mistakes right?? Just like this whole brotherhood wanting to get some revenge and get back on track is. A wrong idea, a mistake. A joke, a nothing on the blemish that is the whole essence of your existence. But who knows, who knows you will thank me as I squeeze harder and harder. You will thank me that I have come into this federation and will beat the shit out of you.
And who knows, I may just ignore it and allow the bad version of me to take over. Will that make you sing the swan song?? Oh no my friend, it will make you stare down the eyes of each and every brotherhood member that counts on you. It will make you want to close your eyes and hope that they will not open again and I’m sorry for your stupid luck… they will and us of Zero Tolerance will be there to enjoy the view and soak it in like the TEAM that we are.
He grins as if he is really enjoying it while standing up from his bed and walks towards the mirror and stares at it.
And then there’s the Plague, the cult leader of the Brotherhood. The man that is our Peoples champion, the man that wishes to change the world with his riddles as everything else outside his wishes should fail. Ugh, I thought that listening to Arnold as Dr. Freeze was bad, but this is everything that I could ever hoped for the worst taste in the mouth ever award.
Isn’t it sad to see how you picture yourself to be great and align yourself with the lack of anything else that would matter?? Or is this the way you wish to put yourself upon a stature type position and matters where as we are the ones that beat the living shit out of each other to improve. I guess the world needs to know how you would try to change everything for the better of this place. I guess donating money to organisations like the World Wildlife Fund won’t do you anything good. Because extinct creatures like you aren’t even worth for them to try to be saved anyways. As delusional creatures aren’t even worth the same oxygen that I breathe into my body my friend. But then again, I guess being the People’s champion gives you some kind of motivation doesn’t it huh champ??
Now I know that it isn’t nice to talk so much bad things about a great leader as you. Who has won the title, who has won peoples champion of the year award. A man that has delusional idiots like a Psychopomp to make him look good. I grant you this that I will applaude you for having accomplished so many things. And yet, when it comes down to the Zero Tolerance kicking the Brotherhoods asses, there is nothing that you oh great leader can do about it.
He flexes his muscles for a few moments as he grins before turning his attention back to the camera.
The world is already such a sinful place, where every single idiot can step foot inside it and attempt to change it to his liking. And everyone’s vision is the right one isn’t it Oh Bishop?? The bringer of many plagues that the world has never experienced before. Far greater than the times that the almighty Pharao was warned to let one man’s people go from his clutches. Promising him that he would aver three different plagues and every time coming back to his promises because he was a man of greed. Something I’m sure that you are not huh Bishop?? Give your money to the poor or else you will unleash the plague of rubbing your armpits down everyone’s noses who dare to disobey your wishes. Tell me Bishop, tell me are you that confident in your own being that you can ultimately bring your crew to victory? Because as last week has already shown the world that you cannot trust the abilities of Damian Kain. Causes you already to be one man down against the three of us.
And do you trust the likes of a man that will offer you a chicken into your own car Bishop?? Clearly a mindless and spineless fool that could be easily persuaded to follow the word of the singing songs of the Sound of Music and proclaim Julie Andrews as it’s newest cult leader to spread the magic word of do re mi…. I guess that leaves the almighty Peoples Champion to show HIS people how grand and magnificent he really is.
V: I’m sure he is good
EV: Good or not, it’s Zero Tolerance taking this one.
You see in the end nothing will really change for the outcome of this match. Because like I have already professed to your little gang. They aren’t really much of a brotherhood to begin with. Not the brotherhood that you wish to have. A man that gets dumped with several other guys because their feet are too slippery…and another guy that likes to start a pet store and call all the little kittens Vinnie… because that’s the name that will echo through his brain.
So I would suggest as my counterpart would be trying to bash into you Mr. Bishop. I would suggest you just try to open your own mind open for the latest update to the Truth that is out there. I will urge you to open up the Holy Bible and read what is being said in the forgotten prophecy of Saint Vinnie. He shall not kill, he shall not lie and he shall not try to persuade mindless little boys to suck his balls and become their Cult Leader. Because that my friend, is something I really try to encourage people no longer to do. Because we all know how poisoning a plague of a religion or a cult like yours do to the health of others. Or even worse my own!!!
EV: Preach on brother Vinnie.
Every time that someone knocks on my door and wishes to change my mind because his views are better than mine are destined to have their teeth kicked in harder than Shepard wants to sing Manson’s Beautiful people naked in the shower while soaping up….
Vinnie suddenly stops talking as he realizes what he is almost saying
His armpits!! For crying out loud, aren’t you people the sick types that just cannot see the obvious?? And that is also your fault Bishop, because people like you make me sick. And when it comes down to people make me sick, I know only one solution to solve that. By kicking your ass, taking names and make the world a better place for Zero Tolerance to live in. oh and don’t worry my dear friend Bishop, this was an advice I gave you for free. But next time when you will listen to me, I urge you to pay up loads of money to get to you to that better place that all of those hoaxes like you promise to mindless fools like Damian and Psychopomp. I just hope you will enjoy the world that I and Zero Toelrance will create, because if not… there is only one way to solve that… to take everything that you have worked for so hard and then make you just as irrelevant like each and every other guy out there…. until Sunday Bishop… until Sunday.
With that Vinnie walks off the shot of the camera as we fade to black.