Post by Rump on Jan 6, 2017 14:38:45 GMT -5
A cameraman makes his way into Captain Rump's locker room to find a young man, who appears to be his early twenties, and Rump standing over him glaring down at him, when he notices the cameraman he turns his attention over toward him.
Rump: It's about time you showed up here. Daniel called you a few days ago about setting up an interview today. We had a set time and here you are almost ten whole minutes late. Who do you think you are keeping me waiting. You think I have time to just sit around waiting for you to do your job. If you were a wrestler i'd beat the living hell of you right here and now.
Daniel: That might not be wise sir, you're new here and causing that kind of attention might get your contract terminated.
Rump smirks over toward Daniel.
Rump: No shit, i'm not going to do anything stupid.
The cameraman stands still in fear until Rump points at the camera equipment.
Rump: Hurry and set up. You're wasting my time here. This better be done within two minutes, i'm going to switch into my wrestling attire and by the time I'm done you better be ready.
Captain Rump walks over to his bags and begins changing from his street clothes to his wrestling attire. Daniel looks back rump for a second before looking back at the cameraman and carefully whispering to him.
Daniel: Don't let him get to you, he's just a jackass about everything. Just let him do his rambling and you'll be in and out within ten minutes. At least you're not stuck with him like I am.
Daniel laughs off his remark while the cameraman continues to set up his equipment.
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Captain Rump makes his way back to the front of the locker room and stands a few feet in front of the camera. The camera man signals with a three second countdown, as the live feed is sent directly to the wrestling arena for the fans to see.
Rump: So I've to admit things got off to a rocky start here last week. It was my first match here in WCF and i'm throw into a four way match with three other new wrestlers. And too my surprise I didn't come out on top. But that's understandable. So tonight it's a new day and a new match. This time i've got a one on one match, more my style. And best of all the lucky opponent with be Adrian Archer. Do I have the perfect prize for this lucky wrestler, he gets to be up close and personal with my amazing rump!
Captain Rump signals the cameraman to lower the camera down a bit. Captain Rump turns himself around until his Rump fills the entire screen view. Many of the viewers watching continuously boo at the video. Rump slaps his cheeks a few times before finally signalling the camera to move back toward his upper half.
Rump: Now since i'm here in my locker room i'm unable to truly here the reaction that's going on out there but i'm sure you're all thrilled to get a visual on this amazing rump. But none of you will be as lucky as Archer when he steps into the ring with me tonight. It's only my second night here but I think it's time for me to debut my signature finisher and deliver a Dreaded Stinkface to Archer. See you tonight folks.
Captain Rump signals for the video to be cut off.
Rump: Now get out of my sight before I truly lose my temper, beat the living hell out of you and put you on the receiving end of a Dreaded Stinkface.
The cameraman quickly gathers his equipment before heading out of the locker room.
Rump: It's about time you showed up here. Daniel called you a few days ago about setting up an interview today. We had a set time and here you are almost ten whole minutes late. Who do you think you are keeping me waiting. You think I have time to just sit around waiting for you to do your job. If you were a wrestler i'd beat the living hell of you right here and now.
Daniel: That might not be wise sir, you're new here and causing that kind of attention might get your contract terminated.
Rump smirks over toward Daniel.
Rump: No shit, i'm not going to do anything stupid.
The cameraman stands still in fear until Rump points at the camera equipment.
Rump: Hurry and set up. You're wasting my time here. This better be done within two minutes, i'm going to switch into my wrestling attire and by the time I'm done you better be ready.
Captain Rump walks over to his bags and begins changing from his street clothes to his wrestling attire. Daniel looks back rump for a second before looking back at the cameraman and carefully whispering to him.
Daniel: Don't let him get to you, he's just a jackass about everything. Just let him do his rambling and you'll be in and out within ten minutes. At least you're not stuck with him like I am.
Daniel laughs off his remark while the cameraman continues to set up his equipment.
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Captain Rump makes his way back to the front of the locker room and stands a few feet in front of the camera. The camera man signals with a three second countdown, as the live feed is sent directly to the wrestling arena for the fans to see.
Rump: So I've to admit things got off to a rocky start here last week. It was my first match here in WCF and i'm throw into a four way match with three other new wrestlers. And too my surprise I didn't come out on top. But that's understandable. So tonight it's a new day and a new match. This time i've got a one on one match, more my style. And best of all the lucky opponent with be Adrian Archer. Do I have the perfect prize for this lucky wrestler, he gets to be up close and personal with my amazing rump!
Captain Rump signals the cameraman to lower the camera down a bit. Captain Rump turns himself around until his Rump fills the entire screen view. Many of the viewers watching continuously boo at the video. Rump slaps his cheeks a few times before finally signalling the camera to move back toward his upper half.
Rump: Now since i'm here in my locker room i'm unable to truly here the reaction that's going on out there but i'm sure you're all thrilled to get a visual on this amazing rump. But none of you will be as lucky as Archer when he steps into the ring with me tonight. It's only my second night here but I think it's time for me to debut my signature finisher and deliver a Dreaded Stinkface to Archer. See you tonight folks.
Captain Rump signals for the video to be cut off.
Rump: Now get out of my sight before I truly lose my temper, beat the living hell out of you and put you on the receiving end of a Dreaded Stinkface.
The cameraman quickly gathers his equipment before heading out of the locker room.