A Journey Down the Rabbit Hole in The West.
Jan 4, 2017 22:35:13 GMT -5
Lilith, 6ix God, and 2 more like this
Post by Kidd Krazzy on Jan 4, 2017 22:35:13 GMT -5
Betrayed, But Not Broken.
After the 20/20 entrance spliced with the Kelly Clarkson song ends, we see Kidd, sitting in his room, on the bottom bunk. Kidd is hand sewing something on his lap. Across from him is Zander Hobbs in a suit three sizes to small for him. His fat rolls pushing the buttons to their very limits.
Zander: Welcome Kidd, We’re here today to talk about your traumatic experience at One and the following Slam.
Kidd: Thanks Mr Hobbs, and yea I feel it's time for me to get this out and move on with my life.
A clip of Lilith kissing Kidd shows.
Zander: How were you feeling at this moment Kidd?
Kidd: Well at first I was excited. I mean It was my first real kiss from a girl, no a woman. But after recent turn of events and talking to Miss Karma, I realize it was a sexual assault to further a psycho's ego.
Zander: Because you're 17 and it was thrust on you?
Kidd: Well I’ll be 18 in March, and originally I didn't feel like it was an attack. But after the woman pretended to die that night. After I mourned her! I made a...a firetrucking shrine to her damn it! That..that ring rat attacked DK! Put him in the hospital!
A video of Lilith and Oblivion's match at One plays.
Kidd: Sorry for the language.
Zander: Understandable. Ummm, let's go to a commercial break.
The feed cuts out to Take a Bow by Rihanna.
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Zander: Welcome back. Now I must ask what are you making?
Kidd grabs some gold vinyl material and makes a cross on the front the mask. He then proceeds to cross stitch it to the white material underneath.
Kidd replies in a nonchalant tone.: It's part of this week's cosplay Mr Hobbs.
Zander nods, shuffles his papers then speaks.
Zander: Now Kidd why do you feel Lilith did all this? Staged her death, collaborated with Oblivion and attacked your brother in arms Damien Kaine? And do you believe that Jay Wonderful actually changed?
Kidd: For Jays sake I sure hope he has, but I’m starting to doubt people truly change. Lilith is a user! She uses people to advance her own stale career! She probably shot Oblivion afterwards so he couldn't out her, or steal her spotlight! She uses the broken and abused, She knew my family situation and preyed on that!
Kidd becomes red in the face and his stitching gets faster. His hand bumps a foam WCF title off onto the floor, but the camera can't make out which one it replicates.
Kidd:My infatuation and ADD blinded me to her true intentions but never again!
I wouldn't put it past the harlot to have framed Andre Holmes for ripping off her stupid little plush bears heads off!!! She probably did it cause like that boring old man she has as a partner this week, she's a racist anti-semitic just like the president to be!!! I mean she was friends with that Sara Twilight chick too, then killed her. She’s a toxic conniving witch you buries everyone that can't thrust her career further into WCF title picture! I
Kidd stands up and puts on the white mask with a golden cross. As Stronger by Kelly Clarkson plays 20/20 out.
Dovahkiin is over 9000
We see Kevin Bishop’s 67 Chevy Impala parked in driveway at the Brotherhood farmhouse. The camera pans over to see Zander dressed as the Dovahkiin waddling out of the barn wearing a foam replica of the International Title over his fat shoulder and carrying a fat cat in his other arm. As the massive man child gets closer to the car we see a piece of paper duct taped to his face.
Zander: Ugh Kidd why do I have to dress up as that fascist Netherlands douche bag, man?
Voice from the unknown: Shut up and say your lines right dude! And he is Norwegian dude!
Zander annoyed: You have committed crimes against boring politics and are weeb! What say you!?
The car stereo begins to blare “Eye of the Tiger” As Kidd in his Teo Del Sol cosplay, sits up lip singing the words.
Kidd:What say I? I say that if I wanted sit through a boring history lesson I would have stayed in school!
Kidd climbs out the window carrying a lame looking rooster with him.
Zander: Dude if that thing shit in Bishop's car, he is gunna kill us both, man!
Kidd: Would you just stick to your lines! Besides Guile is not a thing!
Kidd hugs the sickly looking rooster and it shits on his shoe.
Zander rolls his eyes and in a monotonous tone replies: You pleb, I challenge you.
Kidd rubs his hands together and jumps side to side a tiny bit: Excellent! I choose Guile!
Kidd throws the rooster into the air. The unintelligent creature flaps a bit then crashes head first into the frozen ground. Kidd immediately straightens the chicken up and dust it off. Guile clucks then pecks the ground aimlessly.
Zander holding back a chuckle: You Pleb! I choose Beowulf!
Zander throws the fat orange stray cat at the rooster. The cat lays down, stretches it leg over its head and proceeds to lick its crotch.
Zander: Ummm now what?
Kidd looks like he been inspired as he shouts : Hmmmm maybe they need warmed up. I know!
Kidd hopes down by Guile and stretches into the downward dog position. Zander shakes his head no, but attempts a crescent moon pose but can't really bend very far and his pants rip revealing his spongebob boxers.
Zander: Are we done yet?
Kidd ignores the large sweaty man and begins to fight with Guile. Kidd tries to bend the rooster into a downward dog position to but the rooster flaps and pecks his owners hands.
Kidd: Ow ow ow… Ok Guile use Krazzy Peck Attack 5000!
The rooster is nowhere to be seen. The cat also is wondering off.
Kidd: Hey? Guile? Guile where are you?
Kidd looks around aimlessly. several minutes go by then he hears Zander holler.
Zander: Dude!? I'm outta here bro! Your chicken shit all over Kevin's seats!
The large man waddles off as fast as he can.
Kidd: He...He's a rooster!
Kidd: He...He's a rooster!
Kidd has a panicked look on his face as he grabs Guile and runs quickly back to the barn.