Hank Brown, a Transformation and a Happy News Year.
Jan 1, 2017 4:09:45 GMT -5
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Post by Joe Smarts on Jan 1, 2017 4:09:45 GMT -5
As we tune into Slam: Behind the Scenes, we see Hank Brown grooming his moustache.
Cameraman: Ahem, we're on air!
Hank Brown: Oh! Hello and welcome back to Slam: Behind the Scenes. Right now, I'm exclusively interviewing Joe Smarts. Hello, Joe.
Joe: That are World's Smartiest Man to you!
Hank Brown: Okay... Hello, World's Smartest Man.
Joe: That are better. Hello, brown hanky.
Hank Brown: *grumble* so, why do you think you are the World's Smartest Man?
Joe: Well, in schools, I gots a 'F' marks for every's thing. And 'F' are for 'Fabbulus work'
Hank: But you came from Australia, isn't the lowest mark an 'E'?
Joe: 'E', 'F', same things!
Hank: Aah, next topic. You were actually once a substitute teacher!
Joe: Yes! I say to the school principal I has good mark for every's thing, so she lets me be a sub teacher!
Hank: Um... so why did you get into wrestling?
Joe: Oh, I were fired.
Hank: Why?
Joe: I were teached-ing students about sharing, so I look for videos, and finds a video called '2 Girls 1 Cup'...
Hank: OH!!! PLEASE DON'T FINISH THAT SENTENCE! THE AGONY THE STUDENTS MUST'VE FACED!
Joe: Um... yeah... 80 percentage of the student had mental's breakdown.
Hank: ERGHMAGERD!
After an ad break, Hank has finally calmed down.
Hank: Okay, we're back with Joe...
Joe: I were once a teacher!
Hank: Please don't say that again. Anyways, Joe has revealed that he has a huge announcement to make!
Joe: Uh-huh. So, y'know how I were invites-ed to the Bruddahhood?
Hank: You invited yourself in, but anyways...
Joe: Well, after some discussion...
Hank: *cough* *cough* with yourself...
Joe: I have decided to...
Joe takes his 'I like Fries' shirt off to reveal that he was also wearing a Brotherhood shirt underneath. He also takes out a black and white mask and wears it.
Joe: I is now Captain Bruddahhood!!! Captain Pantheon, I challenges you! But since, you has the tags title belts, I will left you alone for a bits! But for now, I challenges Stalker.
Joe then jumps away, Hurricane Helms style.
Hank: Why Stalker?
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Sorry for Late RP, as said in Writing Thread, the laptop was being a FARQUAD.
Cameraman: Ahem, we're on air!
Hank Brown: Oh! Hello and welcome back to Slam: Behind the Scenes. Right now, I'm exclusively interviewing Joe Smarts. Hello, Joe.
Joe: That are World's Smartiest Man to you!
Hank Brown: Okay... Hello, World's Smartest Man.
Joe: That are better. Hello, brown hanky.
Hank Brown: *grumble* so, why do you think you are the World's Smartest Man?
Joe: Well, in schools, I gots a 'F' marks for every's thing. And 'F' are for 'Fabbulus work'
Hank: But you came from Australia, isn't the lowest mark an 'E'?
Joe: 'E', 'F', same things!
Hank: Aah, next topic. You were actually once a substitute teacher!
Joe: Yes! I say to the school principal I has good mark for every's thing, so she lets me be a sub teacher!
Hank: Um... so why did you get into wrestling?
Joe: Oh, I were fired.
Hank: Why?
Joe: I were teached-ing students about sharing, so I look for videos, and finds a video called '2 Girls 1 Cup'...
Hank: OH!!! PLEASE DON'T FINISH THAT SENTENCE! THE AGONY THE STUDENTS MUST'VE FACED!
Joe: Um... yeah... 80 percentage of the student had mental's breakdown.
Hank: ERGHMAGERD!
After an ad break, Hank has finally calmed down.
Hank: Okay, we're back with Joe...
Joe: I were once a teacher!
Hank: Please don't say that again. Anyways, Joe has revealed that he has a huge announcement to make!
Joe: Uh-huh. So, y'know how I were invites-ed to the Bruddahhood?
Hank: You invited yourself in, but anyways...
Joe: Well, after some discussion...
Hank: *cough* *cough* with yourself...
Joe: I have decided to...
Joe takes his 'I like Fries' shirt off to reveal that he was also wearing a Brotherhood shirt underneath. He also takes out a black and white mask and wears it.
Joe: I is now Captain Bruddahhood!!! Captain Pantheon, I challenges you! But since, you has the tags title belts, I will left you alone for a bits! But for now, I challenges Stalker.
Joe then jumps away, Hurricane Helms style.
Hank: Why Stalker?
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Sorry for Late RP, as said in Writing Thread, the laptop was being a FARQUAD.