Post by The CAPTAIN on Nov 20, 2016 5:08:49 GMT -5
Location: The Pagoda in Reading, PA
Date: Tuesday November 15th, 2016
Time: 1:23 pm
The scene opens with Captain Pantheon seated on his comfortable, recently custom made 'Pantheon' sitting cushion. Cap is at his favorite quiet spot in all of Reading, the overlook next to the Pagoda itself. Even with the unseasonably warm air and the beautiful green landscape in front of him, the Captain can't manage to get himself relaxed enough to meditate. The bell ringing and the Internet Title match being over, with Teddy Blaze's hand being raised as the winner is all Cap can see when he closes his eyes.
Captain Pantheon: "Dang it, that dumb dumb Stefan Sing, trying to give me cheap win. I could have easily beaten Teddo del Taco on my own without any help from him! His interfering is what cost me chance at having second title belt again!"
Captain Pantheon shakes his head from side to side, still attempting to rid himself of the awful image of Blaze besting him.
Captain Pantheon: "Sing going to figure out quick that the Captain don't need to take no shortcuts! I the people's hero because I go in there and give best performance every time, performance good enough to beat ANYONE in WCF! Shoot, they might as well call me 'Mr. No Shortcuts' with the amount of rules I follow! And on top of that, I never tap out! I could have gotten out of del Taco arm breaker if I was given proper chance to!"
Cap stands up and attempts to re-fluff his Pantheon cushion, hoping that might be what's making him unable to relax. As he sits back down, he realizes that his custom cushion is just as comfy as ever but that the frustration of last weekend still won't leave his brain. The Captain throws his arms up in the air in frustration, not knowing what else to do. Just as the Captain puts his arms back down and shakes his head in his hands, an older Asian man sees the black and white costumed warrior in his state of frustration. The old Asian man makes his way over to the masked wrestler as fast as he can to see what the problem is.
Old Asian Man: "Excuse me son, I noticed you were in some distress. Is everything OK?"
The Captain quickly turns around and sees the concerned, weathered face of the older Asian citizen.
Captain Pantheon: "Oh, sorry about my outburst over here, sir. I just frustrated by my current situation with my career. I sure I just overreacting but I really wish I could have done better last Sunday."
The old Asian man leans in closer to Cap, squinting at the man in the black and white costume.
Old Asian Man: "Hey wait a minute, I know who you are! You're Captain WCF, from the wrestling on TV!"
Cap holds a finger up in the air.
Captain Pantheon: "It's actually Captain PANTHEON now, good sir. I was tired of how WCF wrestlers could not work together as team and I see that Pantheon was the group that know how to get the job done together!"
The Asian man looks confused for a second before continuing.
Old Asian Man: "Oh, well OK then. So you said that you could have done better last Sunday? What happened?"
As the old man asks the question, the repeated scene of Cap being helped out of the ring while Blaze holds the Internet Title belt high in the air plays yet again in his head. The scene is again too much for Cap, as he looks back down at the ground and repeatedly shakes his head side to side.
Captain Pantheon: "Ahhh!!! Stupid Stefan Sing ruining MY moment!"
The Asian gentleman looks on with more concern.
Old Asian Man: "...Maybe we should talk about something else?"
The Captain collects himself and once again looks at the old man.
Captain Pantheon: "No, no it might actually help to talk about it. So long story short, I current one half of current Tag Team champions in WCF..."
The Asian man jumps in before Cap can continue.
Old Asian Man: "Oh yeah, congratulations on that by the way. That seems like no easy accomplishment, you must be a great wrestler!"
The old man's last statement finally breaks the scowl Cap had on his face and makes him halfheartedly smile.
Captain Pantheon: "Oh yeah, well thank you, kind sir. But I don't know about being great wrestler, well I mean, I guess I am a TWO time tag team champion. But I don't know if that make me great or not."
The old Asian man smiles back at Cap.
Old Asian Man: "Well, haven't you been wrestling for awhile now?"
The Captain thinks for a moment before replying.
Captain Pantheon: "Well yeah I mean, I've been actively wrestling now for almost six months."
The old man nods.
Old Asian Man: "And you've won many matches, including your two titles wins, right?"
Cap rubs his chin as he recalls all of his great matches and wins.
Captain Pantheon: "I suppose so, yeah, I work very hard to be the best that I can every time I wrestle!"
The wrinkle-faced Asian man continues to smile and nod.
Old Asian Man: "Of course, but I digress, sorry for interrupting your story. So you're one of the tag team champions and you had a match last Sunday?"
The smile fades from the Captain's face but his mood is better as he remembers what transpired at the last Slam.
Captain Pantheon: "Right, so I one of the tag champs, and my tag team partner, Stefan Sing was referee for a one on one match I had on Sunday for Internet Title against Teddo del Taco."
The old man raises an eyebrow at the scenario Cap has set up for him.
Old Asian Man: "Hmm, well that seems like a very advantageous position for you to be in."
Captain Pantheon nods in agreement.
Captain Pantheon: "Yes you think it would be, but Sing not have confidence in my ability to win match by myself the right way. So every time he see opportunity to try to swing the match in my favor, even if it a dirty way to do so, he do it. But that not the way Captain does things! I win matches because I better man, I don't win with cheap tricks and tactics!"
The old Asian man strokes his long, white Fu Manchu beard as he continues to listen to Cap speak.
Old Asian Man: "Yes, that's a very good way to live your life in and out of a wrestling ring. So how did your match turn out then?"
Cap's eyes begin to well up as he prepares to reveal the ending to his listener.
Captain Pantheon: "My opponent, Teddo del Taco, gets me into an arm breaker but I not tap out! I fight him off until I hear the bell ring and Stefan Sing tell announcer that del Taco won!"
More nodding comes from the old man.
Old Asian Man: "I see, so you were in a hold and you were trying to fight it off when your partner decided he had seen enough and stopped the match, declaring your opponent the winner?"
The Captain nods feverishly.
Captain Pantheon: "Yes, that exactly what happen! And I just..."
Cap fights off his sadness to continue his sentence.
Captain Pantheon: "I just wanted very badly to win that second belt, to prove to people that I really AM that great wrestler that I know I am!"
The old Asian man now stares at Captain Pantheon, looking all business.
Old Asian Man: "Well Captain, you already said that you're one of the tag team champions, right?"
Cap nods and stays quiet.
Old Asian Man: "What would have happened if your opponent would have held on to that arm breaker longer and you continued to fight it?"
The Captain shrugs his shoulders.
Captain Pantheon: "I could have fought out of it and won match and second title belt?"
The old man nods and then stops and holds up a finger.
Old Asian Man: "True, that could have happened. But your arm could have also been seriously injured and then what would happen to you being tag team champion?"
This time, it's Captain Pantheon's turn to nod.
Captain Pantheon: "Then I would have to give up tag title belt and be out of action until my arm was fine again."
The old Asian man kneels down in front of Cap and places his hand on the shoulder of the black and white costumed wrestler.
Old Asian Man: "I've heard a saying that I think might do you some good to hear, young man. 'A man who chases two rabbits catches neither'. Be proud of what you have accomplished, live the good way you continue to live and all the glory you seek will eventually find it's way to you. There's no need to end the journey and force greatness, when you are able to continue that journey and let the greatness find you."
The Captain looks out at the beautiful green landscape around them before looking back at the wise old man and giving him the first genuine smile he had on his face for the last couple days.
Captain Pantheon: "Thank you so much for your wise words, good sir. What is your name?"
The old man stands back up and smiles down at Cap.
Old Asian Man: "They call me 'Master Chen'."
Captain Pantheon's eyes go wide as he hears the name.
Captain Pantheon: "MASTER Chen? Are you trained in martial arts?!"
Master Chen laughs at the the Captain's enthusiasm about his identity.
Master Chen: "That's a tale for another day, young man. I must go for now, I hope our conversation has helped you out with your situation."
Cap nods quickly and repeatedly.
Captain Pantheon: "Yes, very much so, Master Chen! Thank you so much!"
Captain Pantheon then quickly stands up and bows to Master Chen. Master Chen smirks ever so slightly before returning the gesture.
Master Chen: "Until next time then. Good bye, Captain."
Captain Pantheon: "Yes, until next time!"
Cap waves at Master Chen until he disappears into The Pagoda building and out of view. The Captain stretches for a minute and shakes his head at the chance encounter he just had. Master Chen was right, things could have gone very badly for Cap if he had been in that arm breaker for too long, but his want for that second belt had been so great. But now the Captain realizes that he should be grateful for what he has worked so hard for and already achieved and continue to fight on. Captain Pantheon sits back down on his custom Pantheon cushion once again and closes his eyes. This time, Cap was easily able to meditate and free his mind of all of his concerns.
Location: Captain Pantheon's apartment in Reading, PA
Date: Tuesday November 15th, 2016
Time: 6:54 pm
The scene opens with Captain Pantheon sitting no more than two feet away from his TV in his small Reading apartment. Now that Cap has been able to meditate and calm his mind, he is able to watch all of the action he has missed from the last Slam. The Captain looks on as he gets the pleasure of seeing his favorite wrestler, Joey Flash, land 'THE WORLD' on Jason O'Neal and pick up yet another victory.
Captain Pantheon: "Jory Splash, sooo good! He best wrestler of all time!"
Just as Cap is reflecting on Flash's amazing win, he feels his cell phone vibrate, indicating that he has a notification. Captain Pantheon pulls his cell phone out of its special pocket in his uniquely designed black and white suit and sees that it's a text message from WCF Chairman, Seth Lerch.
Captain Pantheon: "Oh no, here we go. I wonder what craziness Imperial Galactic Supreme Super Mega Overlord Ruling Leader of WCF, Sef Lich, has come up with for me this week!"
The Captain presses a couple of buttons on his phone and reveals the following message from Lerch:
"Yo Cap, got another great match lined up for you this week! It will be you and Steven Singh defending your tag team titles against the team of Oblivion and Lilith, good luck and see you Sunday in Denver, Colorado!"
As Captain Pantheon stares down at the text message, he at first has no reaction. Then without warning, Cap bursts out laughing and shakes his head at what he has just read.
Captain Pantheon: "Oh jeez, I need to get on WCF media page to talk about this before I forget how hilarious of a match this is!"
The Captain grabs his WCF Tag Title belt and slings it over his shoulder. He then makes his way over to his computer and goes on the internet, eventually navigating his way to WCF's media upload page. Cap uses his special wrestler password and gets to the 'live video feed' section. After making sure his camera and microphone or functioning, Captain Pantheon hits the record button and begins.
Captain Pantheon: "Good evening WCF Galaxy! This your friendly neighborhood Captain speaking, coming to you live from my lavish apartment here in the beautiful city of Reading! I just receive text message from Ultimate Overlord of WCF, Sef Lich, and he inform me that your tag team champions, Captain Pantheon and Stefan Sing, will defend our titles against the team of..."
Cap again bursts out laughing, unable to contain his feelings about his opponents for his upcoming match.
Captain Pantheon: "Against the "team" of...Oblong and Rilith! Ha ha ha!"
The Captain laughs for almost a minute straight, at one point wiping a tear away from his eye.
Captain Pantheon: "I sorry folks, I...I just don't understand Lich and his booking of this match! I mean, does Lich think that I THAT mad at Sing to lose to THIS team?!"
Cap glances down at his title belt and then looks back at the camera.
Captain Pantheon: "I mean, I get it. Lich think I mad at Sing because he think I might blame Sing for me not being two belt champion right now. Yeah, I can see that I suppose. And he think because I mad at Sing, I not going to be able to be on well-oiled, dominant championship team with him. Eh yeah, I guess so."
Captain Pantheon holds a finger up in front of the camera.
Captain Pantheon: "Lich may have been right about that yesterday, but today I talk to a wise old man. And this wise old man tell me that 'man who chase two rabbits, catch no rabbits'. I already prove to everyone in the world that I great wrestler when I became a two time WCF Tag Team Champion, no one ever going to take that away from me! Not even Teddo del Nerdo with his internet silliness going to take that away from me!"
The Captain shakes the arm that had been in the arm breaker out before continuing.
Captain Pantheon: "If Stefan Sing hadn't stopped my match against del Nerdo, my arm could have been worse than sore and then I not be able to defend my tag team title. So you see, Sing is actually great partner and made it so I can fight another day! Sure I may try to go for more titles in the future, but right now my mind is on defending this belt you see over my shoulder!"
Cap slaps his tag team title belt.
Captain Pantheon: "And this week, live Sunday November 20th from the Pepsi Center in Denver, Colorado, Sing and I will face and DEFEAT the "team" of Oblong and Rilith!"
Captain Pantheon again chuckles as he thinks about his opponents.
Captain Pantheon: "Oblong, I just don't get it. How many chances is Lich going to give this guy? I get that he legend and everything like that but come on. Don't worry Galaxy, I not going to bore you with talking about how old and washed up Oblong is again like I've already done twice before now, but I will say that I know how to beat this guy and with incredible partner like Stefan Sing, we will have no problem coming up with game plan for once again taking out the monster of ages past."
The Captain looks up at the ceiling with a big smile on his face.
Captain Pantheon: "And then there's the other opponent. Oh Rilith, I'm sure you may have already forgotten about this but you were my first opponent in WCF in my first wrestling match EVER. But I for sure didn't forget, do you know what happened in that match, Rilith?"
Cap brings his leg up in front of the camera and taps his boot.
Captain Pantheon: "That right, Rilith, you went in for the kiss, and I 'kissed' you upside the head with my Big Boot! After that I rolled you up for the '1,2,3', getting my first win, in my first match, against..."
Captain Pantheon points at the camera with a maniacal smile on his face.
Captain Pantheon: "You... You see, I not interested in riding the company bicycle that you are, Rilith. I know that kind of mean, but from the rumors I hear backstage, I know it's true. "
The Captain looks away and waves his hand in front of him.
Captain Pantheon: "And while you've come back in more active way to WCF recently, all I see you do is constantly get into petty squabbles that in no way further your career, other than somehow getting the chance at Sing and I's tag titles."
Cap's face finally becomes serious as he continues.
Captain Pantheon: "I know how underhanded you are though, Rilith. The way you ambush people, I know that's how you operate. Know this, there is no ambushing the Captain. I always prepared for anything AND everything to happen and I have no problem taking out trash wherever AND whenever it need to be done."
Captain Pantheon's tone relaxes a little.
Captain Pantheon: "Now, ignoring the fact that I have a perfect record against both Oblong and Rilith, looking at them as a team... it just ridiculous! I mean, how long these two been feuding now?! Weeks? Months? YEARS?!"
The Captain shakes his head back and forth.
Captain Pantheon: "These two being able to work together as good team has LONG gone out the window. I mean these two together as team make Oblong and Cock Horny look like best tag team of all time! HA! If Oblong and Rilith not destroying each other by the end of this match, I will consider never cutting another promo again because my face will be stuck in state of shock. These two are enemies, plain and simple, that's what they are. Stefan Sing and I?"
Cap pulls his cell phone out of its pocket in his suit.
Captain Pantheon: "I going to call Stefan Sing right after I done here and apologize to him for not being able to see big picture. We are the Tag Team champions and I going to be best teammate to him that I can possibly be. I going to work with him on trying to change up a little bit of his strategy with the cheap, Rilith type tactics, but I know we will be able to work it out. Cap and Stefan going to train together and be ready to take out "team" of Oblong and Rilith. Your Captain going to keep giving you best show that I can because that's what I do and I never going to forget that! I hope you're ready Denver, because the Captain ready to defend my title..."
Captain Pantheon jumps up and puts his face right into the camera lens.
Captain Pantheon: "BANZAI!!!"
Date: Tuesday November 15th, 2016
Time: 1:23 pm
The scene opens with Captain Pantheon seated on his comfortable, recently custom made 'Pantheon' sitting cushion. Cap is at his favorite quiet spot in all of Reading, the overlook next to the Pagoda itself. Even with the unseasonably warm air and the beautiful green landscape in front of him, the Captain can't manage to get himself relaxed enough to meditate. The bell ringing and the Internet Title match being over, with Teddy Blaze's hand being raised as the winner is all Cap can see when he closes his eyes.
Captain Pantheon: "Dang it, that dumb dumb Stefan Sing, trying to give me cheap win. I could have easily beaten Teddo del Taco on my own without any help from him! His interfering is what cost me chance at having second title belt again!"
Captain Pantheon shakes his head from side to side, still attempting to rid himself of the awful image of Blaze besting him.
Captain Pantheon: "Sing going to figure out quick that the Captain don't need to take no shortcuts! I the people's hero because I go in there and give best performance every time, performance good enough to beat ANYONE in WCF! Shoot, they might as well call me 'Mr. No Shortcuts' with the amount of rules I follow! And on top of that, I never tap out! I could have gotten out of del Taco arm breaker if I was given proper chance to!"
Cap stands up and attempts to re-fluff his Pantheon cushion, hoping that might be what's making him unable to relax. As he sits back down, he realizes that his custom cushion is just as comfy as ever but that the frustration of last weekend still won't leave his brain. The Captain throws his arms up in the air in frustration, not knowing what else to do. Just as the Captain puts his arms back down and shakes his head in his hands, an older Asian man sees the black and white costumed warrior in his state of frustration. The old Asian man makes his way over to the masked wrestler as fast as he can to see what the problem is.
Old Asian Man: "Excuse me son, I noticed you were in some distress. Is everything OK?"
The Captain quickly turns around and sees the concerned, weathered face of the older Asian citizen.
Captain Pantheon: "Oh, sorry about my outburst over here, sir. I just frustrated by my current situation with my career. I sure I just overreacting but I really wish I could have done better last Sunday."
The old Asian man leans in closer to Cap, squinting at the man in the black and white costume.
Old Asian Man: "Hey wait a minute, I know who you are! You're Captain WCF, from the wrestling on TV!"
Cap holds a finger up in the air.
Captain Pantheon: "It's actually Captain PANTHEON now, good sir. I was tired of how WCF wrestlers could not work together as team and I see that Pantheon was the group that know how to get the job done together!"
The Asian man looks confused for a second before continuing.
Old Asian Man: "Oh, well OK then. So you said that you could have done better last Sunday? What happened?"
As the old man asks the question, the repeated scene of Cap being helped out of the ring while Blaze holds the Internet Title belt high in the air plays yet again in his head. The scene is again too much for Cap, as he looks back down at the ground and repeatedly shakes his head side to side.
Captain Pantheon: "Ahhh!!! Stupid Stefan Sing ruining MY moment!"
The Asian gentleman looks on with more concern.
Old Asian Man: "...Maybe we should talk about something else?"
The Captain collects himself and once again looks at the old man.
Captain Pantheon: "No, no it might actually help to talk about it. So long story short, I current one half of current Tag Team champions in WCF..."
The Asian man jumps in before Cap can continue.
Old Asian Man: "Oh yeah, congratulations on that by the way. That seems like no easy accomplishment, you must be a great wrestler!"
The old man's last statement finally breaks the scowl Cap had on his face and makes him halfheartedly smile.
Captain Pantheon: "Oh yeah, well thank you, kind sir. But I don't know about being great wrestler, well I mean, I guess I am a TWO time tag team champion. But I don't know if that make me great or not."
The old Asian man smiles back at Cap.
Old Asian Man: "Well, haven't you been wrestling for awhile now?"
The Captain thinks for a moment before replying.
Captain Pantheon: "Well yeah I mean, I've been actively wrestling now for almost six months."
The old man nods.
Old Asian Man: "And you've won many matches, including your two titles wins, right?"
Cap rubs his chin as he recalls all of his great matches and wins.
Captain Pantheon: "I suppose so, yeah, I work very hard to be the best that I can every time I wrestle!"
The wrinkle-faced Asian man continues to smile and nod.
Old Asian Man: "Of course, but I digress, sorry for interrupting your story. So you're one of the tag team champions and you had a match last Sunday?"
The smile fades from the Captain's face but his mood is better as he remembers what transpired at the last Slam.
Captain Pantheon: "Right, so I one of the tag champs, and my tag team partner, Stefan Sing was referee for a one on one match I had on Sunday for Internet Title against Teddo del Taco."
The old man raises an eyebrow at the scenario Cap has set up for him.
Old Asian Man: "Hmm, well that seems like a very advantageous position for you to be in."
Captain Pantheon nods in agreement.
Captain Pantheon: "Yes you think it would be, but Sing not have confidence in my ability to win match by myself the right way. So every time he see opportunity to try to swing the match in my favor, even if it a dirty way to do so, he do it. But that not the way Captain does things! I win matches because I better man, I don't win with cheap tricks and tactics!"
The old Asian man strokes his long, white Fu Manchu beard as he continues to listen to Cap speak.
Old Asian Man: "Yes, that's a very good way to live your life in and out of a wrestling ring. So how did your match turn out then?"
Cap's eyes begin to well up as he prepares to reveal the ending to his listener.
Captain Pantheon: "My opponent, Teddo del Taco, gets me into an arm breaker but I not tap out! I fight him off until I hear the bell ring and Stefan Sing tell announcer that del Taco won!"
More nodding comes from the old man.
Old Asian Man: "I see, so you were in a hold and you were trying to fight it off when your partner decided he had seen enough and stopped the match, declaring your opponent the winner?"
The Captain nods feverishly.
Captain Pantheon: "Yes, that exactly what happen! And I just..."
Cap fights off his sadness to continue his sentence.
Captain Pantheon: "I just wanted very badly to win that second belt, to prove to people that I really AM that great wrestler that I know I am!"
The old Asian man now stares at Captain Pantheon, looking all business.
Old Asian Man: "Well Captain, you already said that you're one of the tag team champions, right?"
Cap nods and stays quiet.
Old Asian Man: "What would have happened if your opponent would have held on to that arm breaker longer and you continued to fight it?"
The Captain shrugs his shoulders.
Captain Pantheon: "I could have fought out of it and won match and second title belt?"
The old man nods and then stops and holds up a finger.
Old Asian Man: "True, that could have happened. But your arm could have also been seriously injured and then what would happen to you being tag team champion?"
This time, it's Captain Pantheon's turn to nod.
Captain Pantheon: "Then I would have to give up tag title belt and be out of action until my arm was fine again."
The old Asian man kneels down in front of Cap and places his hand on the shoulder of the black and white costumed wrestler.
Old Asian Man: "I've heard a saying that I think might do you some good to hear, young man. 'A man who chases two rabbits catches neither'. Be proud of what you have accomplished, live the good way you continue to live and all the glory you seek will eventually find it's way to you. There's no need to end the journey and force greatness, when you are able to continue that journey and let the greatness find you."
The Captain looks out at the beautiful green landscape around them before looking back at the wise old man and giving him the first genuine smile he had on his face for the last couple days.
Captain Pantheon: "Thank you so much for your wise words, good sir. What is your name?"
The old man stands back up and smiles down at Cap.
Old Asian Man: "They call me 'Master Chen'."
Captain Pantheon's eyes go wide as he hears the name.
Captain Pantheon: "MASTER Chen? Are you trained in martial arts?!"
Master Chen laughs at the the Captain's enthusiasm about his identity.
Master Chen: "That's a tale for another day, young man. I must go for now, I hope our conversation has helped you out with your situation."
Cap nods quickly and repeatedly.
Captain Pantheon: "Yes, very much so, Master Chen! Thank you so much!"
Captain Pantheon then quickly stands up and bows to Master Chen. Master Chen smirks ever so slightly before returning the gesture.
Master Chen: "Until next time then. Good bye, Captain."
Captain Pantheon: "Yes, until next time!"
Cap waves at Master Chen until he disappears into The Pagoda building and out of view. The Captain stretches for a minute and shakes his head at the chance encounter he just had. Master Chen was right, things could have gone very badly for Cap if he had been in that arm breaker for too long, but his want for that second belt had been so great. But now the Captain realizes that he should be grateful for what he has worked so hard for and already achieved and continue to fight on. Captain Pantheon sits back down on his custom Pantheon cushion once again and closes his eyes. This time, Cap was easily able to meditate and free his mind of all of his concerns.
Location: Captain Pantheon's apartment in Reading, PA
Date: Tuesday November 15th, 2016
Time: 6:54 pm
The scene opens with Captain Pantheon sitting no more than two feet away from his TV in his small Reading apartment. Now that Cap has been able to meditate and calm his mind, he is able to watch all of the action he has missed from the last Slam. The Captain looks on as he gets the pleasure of seeing his favorite wrestler, Joey Flash, land 'THE WORLD' on Jason O'Neal and pick up yet another victory.
Captain Pantheon: "Jory Splash, sooo good! He best wrestler of all time!"
Just as Cap is reflecting on Flash's amazing win, he feels his cell phone vibrate, indicating that he has a notification. Captain Pantheon pulls his cell phone out of its special pocket in his uniquely designed black and white suit and sees that it's a text message from WCF Chairman, Seth Lerch.
Captain Pantheon: "Oh no, here we go. I wonder what craziness Imperial Galactic Supreme Super Mega Overlord Ruling Leader of WCF, Sef Lich, has come up with for me this week!"
The Captain presses a couple of buttons on his phone and reveals the following message from Lerch:
"Yo Cap, got another great match lined up for you this week! It will be you and Steven Singh defending your tag team titles against the team of Oblivion and Lilith, good luck and see you Sunday in Denver, Colorado!"
As Captain Pantheon stares down at the text message, he at first has no reaction. Then without warning, Cap bursts out laughing and shakes his head at what he has just read.
Captain Pantheon: "Oh jeez, I need to get on WCF media page to talk about this before I forget how hilarious of a match this is!"
The Captain grabs his WCF Tag Title belt and slings it over his shoulder. He then makes his way over to his computer and goes on the internet, eventually navigating his way to WCF's media upload page. Cap uses his special wrestler password and gets to the 'live video feed' section. After making sure his camera and microphone or functioning, Captain Pantheon hits the record button and begins.
Captain Pantheon: "Good evening WCF Galaxy! This your friendly neighborhood Captain speaking, coming to you live from my lavish apartment here in the beautiful city of Reading! I just receive text message from Ultimate Overlord of WCF, Sef Lich, and he inform me that your tag team champions, Captain Pantheon and Stefan Sing, will defend our titles against the team of..."
Cap again bursts out laughing, unable to contain his feelings about his opponents for his upcoming match.
Captain Pantheon: "Against the "team" of...Oblong and Rilith! Ha ha ha!"
The Captain laughs for almost a minute straight, at one point wiping a tear away from his eye.
Captain Pantheon: "I sorry folks, I...I just don't understand Lich and his booking of this match! I mean, does Lich think that I THAT mad at Sing to lose to THIS team?!"
Cap glances down at his title belt and then looks back at the camera.
Captain Pantheon: "I mean, I get it. Lich think I mad at Sing because he think I might blame Sing for me not being two belt champion right now. Yeah, I can see that I suppose. And he think because I mad at Sing, I not going to be able to be on well-oiled, dominant championship team with him. Eh yeah, I guess so."
Captain Pantheon holds a finger up in front of the camera.
Captain Pantheon: "Lich may have been right about that yesterday, but today I talk to a wise old man. And this wise old man tell me that 'man who chase two rabbits, catch no rabbits'. I already prove to everyone in the world that I great wrestler when I became a two time WCF Tag Team Champion, no one ever going to take that away from me! Not even Teddo del Nerdo with his internet silliness going to take that away from me!"
The Captain shakes the arm that had been in the arm breaker out before continuing.
Captain Pantheon: "If Stefan Sing hadn't stopped my match against del Nerdo, my arm could have been worse than sore and then I not be able to defend my tag team title. So you see, Sing is actually great partner and made it so I can fight another day! Sure I may try to go for more titles in the future, but right now my mind is on defending this belt you see over my shoulder!"
Cap slaps his tag team title belt.
Captain Pantheon: "And this week, live Sunday November 20th from the Pepsi Center in Denver, Colorado, Sing and I will face and DEFEAT the "team" of Oblong and Rilith!"
Captain Pantheon again chuckles as he thinks about his opponents.
Captain Pantheon: "Oblong, I just don't get it. How many chances is Lich going to give this guy? I get that he legend and everything like that but come on. Don't worry Galaxy, I not going to bore you with talking about how old and washed up Oblong is again like I've already done twice before now, but I will say that I know how to beat this guy and with incredible partner like Stefan Sing, we will have no problem coming up with game plan for once again taking out the monster of ages past."
The Captain looks up at the ceiling with a big smile on his face.
Captain Pantheon: "And then there's the other opponent. Oh Rilith, I'm sure you may have already forgotten about this but you were my first opponent in WCF in my first wrestling match EVER. But I for sure didn't forget, do you know what happened in that match, Rilith?"
Cap brings his leg up in front of the camera and taps his boot.
Captain Pantheon: "That right, Rilith, you went in for the kiss, and I 'kissed' you upside the head with my Big Boot! After that I rolled you up for the '1,2,3', getting my first win, in my first match, against..."
Captain Pantheon points at the camera with a maniacal smile on his face.
Captain Pantheon: "You... You see, I not interested in riding the company bicycle that you are, Rilith. I know that kind of mean, but from the rumors I hear backstage, I know it's true. "
The Captain looks away and waves his hand in front of him.
Captain Pantheon: "And while you've come back in more active way to WCF recently, all I see you do is constantly get into petty squabbles that in no way further your career, other than somehow getting the chance at Sing and I's tag titles."
Cap's face finally becomes serious as he continues.
Captain Pantheon: "I know how underhanded you are though, Rilith. The way you ambush people, I know that's how you operate. Know this, there is no ambushing the Captain. I always prepared for anything AND everything to happen and I have no problem taking out trash wherever AND whenever it need to be done."
Captain Pantheon's tone relaxes a little.
Captain Pantheon: "Now, ignoring the fact that I have a perfect record against both Oblong and Rilith, looking at them as a team... it just ridiculous! I mean, how long these two been feuding now?! Weeks? Months? YEARS?!"
The Captain shakes his head back and forth.
Captain Pantheon: "These two being able to work together as good team has LONG gone out the window. I mean these two together as team make Oblong and Cock Horny look like best tag team of all time! HA! If Oblong and Rilith not destroying each other by the end of this match, I will consider never cutting another promo again because my face will be stuck in state of shock. These two are enemies, plain and simple, that's what they are. Stefan Sing and I?"
Cap pulls his cell phone out of its pocket in his suit.
Captain Pantheon: "I going to call Stefan Sing right after I done here and apologize to him for not being able to see big picture. We are the Tag Team champions and I going to be best teammate to him that I can possibly be. I going to work with him on trying to change up a little bit of his strategy with the cheap, Rilith type tactics, but I know we will be able to work it out. Cap and Stefan going to train together and be ready to take out "team" of Oblong and Rilith. Your Captain going to keep giving you best show that I can because that's what I do and I never going to forget that! I hope you're ready Denver, because the Captain ready to defend my title..."
Captain Pantheon jumps up and puts his face right into the camera lens.
Captain Pantheon: "BANZAI!!!"