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Post by Gemini Battle on Sept 19, 2016 17:10:33 GMT -5
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Post by Gemini Battle on Sept 19, 2016 17:11:49 GMT -5
Yo' mama so fat that her milkshake supplies all the McDonalds, Burger Kings and Shake Shacks
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Post by Gemini Battle on Sept 19, 2016 17:14:39 GMT -5
I'm sorry... I shouldn't bring your mother into this... she's been through enough having to live with you for 32 years and two reincarnations...
MOVE OUT OF HER HOUSE ALREADY!
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Post by Gemini Battle on Sept 19, 2016 17:19:17 GMT -5
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Post by Gemini Battle on Sept 19, 2016 18:26:59 GMT -5
This year I won the Tag Titles twice, the World Title and the TV Title. I'm one title away from the Grand Slam and it's the one I believe in the least. But I'm nothing if I'm not a true competitor. I'm coming into this Internet title Match with everything that I have. I don't want to just win this title for the Grand Slam. that is an amazing accomplishment, and one more thing that I can hold over your head, Teddy, but I want this title so I can be the King of All Media and truly show everyone that I AM the FACE of the WCF.
This year has been the YEAR of Gemini Battle. War is going to solidify my place. Unfortunately for you, Teddy... it's at your expense!
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Post by Gemini Battle on Sept 19, 2016 18:28:12 GMT -5
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Post by Gemini Battle on Sept 19, 2016 19:01:12 GMT -5
Hi Teo... I know we just began but I gotta say, I thought that you'd put up more of a fight than this. I guess you got comfortable in your fight against Night Rider where he didn't even show up to play... but we did get this little gem from that 'fight'
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Post by Teo Blaze on Sept 19, 2016 20:31:10 GMT -5
@firestarter
Boy that volume sure does go up to 11, doesn't it?
Gemini, I've said it before and I'll say it again, you have to make like an omelette and pace yourself. You come in here and throw me everything. Photoshops, gifs, Mama jokes.
Are we feeling a little insecure? Do I need to go get you your blue pill?
Cause you might be able to to get it up first, but this is hardly what I'd call a hard fight so far.
I'm tempted to let you keep posting, all you're doing is winning the match for me.
But what can I say? I'm an entertainer at heart.
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Post by Teo Blaze on Sept 19, 2016 20:34:18 GMT -5
This year I won the Tag Titles twice, the World Title and the TV Title. I'm one title away from the Grand Slam and it's the one I believe in the least. But I'm nothing if I'm not a true competitor. I'm coming into this Internet title Match with everything that I have. I don't want to just win this title for the Grand Slam. that is an amazing accomplishment, and one more thing that I can hold over your head, Teddy, but I want this title so I can be the King of All Media and truly show everyone that I AM the FACE of the WCF. This year has been the YEAR of Gemini Battle. War is going to solidify my place. Unfortunately for you, Teddy... it's at your expense! Sweet. I broke five all-time records with the People's Championship, and I ended Zombie's record-breaking People's Title reign. There has not been a moment since last October I haven't had a Championship around my waist, go ahead and look it up. You main Evented ONE, but I actually WON my ONE match lol. But yeah, this has been the year of Gemini Battle. You wanna buy a bridge in brooklyn? |
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Post by Teo Blaze on Sept 19, 2016 20:38:53 GMT -5
@firestarter
You see Mr. Battle, that's the difference between you and me. You opened up by bragging and hee-hawing about how many titles you had won, how you've been the most awesome World Champion to ever lose the belt in his first defense.
But with all due respect, come on.
Quit lying to yourself. We all know that your case is built on a house of sticks, your entire hope of winning this match predicated on a bed of lies.
I may be the 'bad guy' in this match of ours, but let's not get facts confused here. I've never HAD to tell the world what I've accomplished.
It goes without saying.
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Post by Gemini Battle on Sept 19, 2016 20:52:13 GMT -5
If beating Zmac makes you the best then I'm fucking Corey Black.
Come on Teddy. You brag about being the best third ranked title holder. Yet you don't talk about your tv title reign. THAT was impressive holding the people's title is nothing and you've had one Internet title match.
This second one isn't going to well for you
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Post by Gemini Battle on Sept 19, 2016 20:53:13 GMT -5
You've been 'champion' all year. It's gonna suck when you leave War wth nothing but a huge hole where your heart used to be.
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Post by Gemini Battle on Sept 19, 2016 20:53:53 GMT -5
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Post by Teo Blaze on Sept 19, 2016 21:14:18 GMT -5
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Post by Teo Blaze on Sept 19, 2016 21:16:40 GMT -5
@firestarter
Mr. Battle, you really want to try and compete with the internet champion in a battle of images?
Sights, Sounds, I promise you that you are in way over your head.
But while you're reeling from that little tactical error, I might as well mention that if we're comparing title reigns, I BEAT my tag partner when he came for my belt.
...too soon?
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Post by Gemini Battle on Sept 19, 2016 21:30:07 GMT -5
@firestarter  |
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Post by Gemini Battle on Sept 19, 2016 21:32:22 GMT -5
@firestarter Mr. Battle, you really want to try and compete with the internet champion in a battle of images? Sights, Sounds, I promise you that you are in way over your head. But while you're reeling from that little tactical error, I might as well mention that if we're comparing title reigns, I BEAT my tag partner when he came for my belt. ...too soon? Yea too soon. That was a money shot. Now you've gone and blown your load day one. Premature memejaculation. |
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Post by Teo Blaze on Sept 19, 2016 21:54:37 GMT -5
@firestarter
I thought the gif made it pretty clear what you look like, but I guess you can't read either.
#TheMoreYouKnow
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Post by Gemini Battle on Sept 19, 2016 22:10:00 GMT -5
@firestarter So in this scenario I'm the hero protagonist and you're the asshole. Man, you really were like too on point there lol. You da best, teo. |
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Post by Teo Blaze on Sept 19, 2016 22:45:24 GMT -5
@firestarter
Please, my glasses are red.
Do I need to add color blindness now too?
#HandicapMatch
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