Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2016 15:59:22 GMT -5
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(The scene opens to the interior of an economy sedan, specifically from the backseat looking over the shoulder of two young men in polo shirts..One holds a microphone in his lap with a WCF logo box at the base of the mouthpiece. The two are driving on a dirt road, kicking up dust and testing the shocks..The dirt road leads up to a ranch style house with a huge front porch..The dirt access road winds around the front of the home surrounding a large pine tree then shoots back out to where they came from. The two WCF staffers park out front, get out and dust themselves off..We follow them up the five step staircase to the front door of the home of @@@. They look around, then out of nowhere, @@@ comes walking up the front porch...)
@@@: I see by the polo's and the mic you must be here to collect some comments about my upcoming match...Have a seat..
(The young men sit on 2 patio chairs that @@@ has out. @@@ sits on a bench against the house..One of the lackeys scoots up to put the microphone in position for @@@ to speak..@@@ looks into the camera, slightly amused..)
@@@: You know its funny..My first match back and its an 8 man tag..In case you have not noticed by my surroundings, I'm not a huge fan of people..I moved up here in the beautiful hills of the High Desert because I prefer to run alone..You could say I am a lone wolf..Here, I find solace, peace, and focus away from the rat race and the crap society is made of..All that being said, my first match is in tandem with 7 others..I find it rather amusing..
Lets start with my opponents..Derek Jones, Daniel Cenate, Damian Kaine, and Chris Kane..Derek Jones, you are young, ambitious, and say you don't take shit from anyone..Cocky...Like I was once..Before I was humbled by a man who knew what it took..Derek, I can do the same for you..When I am finished with you, you will realize how insignificant you are, and hopefully take that lesson and use it to become better..That is, after you leave the hospital...Daniel Cenate, "The Bad Guy" Big n Bad and harumph harumph harumph..
(A rare moment of levity as @@@ imitates Cenate, looking somewhat like a hulking gorilla..The moment ends as quickly as it started though..Back to Business..)
Well, lets see how big and bad you are when I am whipping your ass from turnbuckle to turnbuckle, from pillar to post, like a rag doll! Lets see how much you care when I strap on The Weapon of Choice and leave you screaming for your big bad mommy! I'll tell you what butterfly...If the pain gets to be too much, just scream a safe word..Oklahoma sound good? When I'm done with you, you won't be so big, bad and tough.
The other 2 pieces of Sugar Cane claim to be young high fliers with plenty of attitude..I can see them flying high..Over the top rope..landing hard on the canvas...into the turnbuckles..it all depends on what type of suplex I lock them into and what angle I release them from...
Lets talk about my partners...Bok Choy..I LOVE BOK CHOY! Mixed in with some fresh vegetables, chicken, makes A HELLUVA CHOP SUEY! Why a wrestler would name himself after Chinese Cabbage I have no clue..Zzzzzach Astro..young kid...make sure you pay attention you might learn something..And speaking of kids, I come to Meteoric Rise... A man who brings his 10 year old boy ringside..Listen...Around the ring is no place for a boy..If you were any kind of father at all, you would take better care of your boy..Mark my words..you are going to regret that decision one day...
You may be saying to yourself.."man, @@@ sounds confident...could he lose his focus?" To those of you, let me tell you a story..July 10th, 2001..I enter an NACW ring for the first time in 6 months after losing my NACW World Championship to Justin Russell..He tore up my knee with a Ringpost Figure Four..They told me I had passed out when I woke in the hospital, my knee a swollen mess..For 6 long months, I worked harder than I ever had to return to the ring..Before my triumphant return at the PPV, I had a tuneup match against a guy by the name of George Washington Hamilton, a young ham n egger..The match was going great, the way it should when, all of a sudden, my new surgically repaired knee gave out..The little bastard rolled me up for the 3..And that night, I left what I loved to do..
Now that I am back, in the best shape of my life, I assure you that will NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN! One single step can lead to greatness..Or to my demise..My first step toward greatness comes this Sunday..Mark my words...
(FADE 2 BLACK)
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(The scene opens to the interior of an economy sedan, specifically from the backseat looking over the shoulder of two young men in polo shirts..One holds a microphone in his lap with a WCF logo box at the base of the mouthpiece. The two are driving on a dirt road, kicking up dust and testing the shocks..The dirt road leads up to a ranch style house with a huge front porch..The dirt access road winds around the front of the home surrounding a large pine tree then shoots back out to where they came from. The two WCF staffers park out front, get out and dust themselves off..We follow them up the five step staircase to the front door of the home of @@@. They look around, then out of nowhere, @@@ comes walking up the front porch...)
@@@: I see by the polo's and the mic you must be here to collect some comments about my upcoming match...Have a seat..
(The young men sit on 2 patio chairs that @@@ has out. @@@ sits on a bench against the house..One of the lackeys scoots up to put the microphone in position for @@@ to speak..@@@ looks into the camera, slightly amused..)
@@@: You know its funny..My first match back and its an 8 man tag..In case you have not noticed by my surroundings, I'm not a huge fan of people..I moved up here in the beautiful hills of the High Desert because I prefer to run alone..You could say I am a lone wolf..Here, I find solace, peace, and focus away from the rat race and the crap society is made of..All that being said, my first match is in tandem with 7 others..I find it rather amusing..
Lets start with my opponents..Derek Jones, Daniel Cenate, Damian Kaine, and Chris Kane..Derek Jones, you are young, ambitious, and say you don't take shit from anyone..Cocky...Like I was once..Before I was humbled by a man who knew what it took..Derek, I can do the same for you..When I am finished with you, you will realize how insignificant you are, and hopefully take that lesson and use it to become better..That is, after you leave the hospital...Daniel Cenate, "The Bad Guy" Big n Bad and harumph harumph harumph..
(A rare moment of levity as @@@ imitates Cenate, looking somewhat like a hulking gorilla..The moment ends as quickly as it started though..Back to Business..)
Well, lets see how big and bad you are when I am whipping your ass from turnbuckle to turnbuckle, from pillar to post, like a rag doll! Lets see how much you care when I strap on The Weapon of Choice and leave you screaming for your big bad mommy! I'll tell you what butterfly...If the pain gets to be too much, just scream a safe word..Oklahoma sound good? When I'm done with you, you won't be so big, bad and tough.
The other 2 pieces of Sugar Cane claim to be young high fliers with plenty of attitude..I can see them flying high..Over the top rope..landing hard on the canvas...into the turnbuckles..it all depends on what type of suplex I lock them into and what angle I release them from...
Lets talk about my partners...Bok Choy..I LOVE BOK CHOY! Mixed in with some fresh vegetables, chicken, makes A HELLUVA CHOP SUEY! Why a wrestler would name himself after Chinese Cabbage I have no clue..Zzzzzach Astro..young kid...make sure you pay attention you might learn something..And speaking of kids, I come to Meteoric Rise... A man who brings his 10 year old boy ringside..Listen...Around the ring is no place for a boy..If you were any kind of father at all, you would take better care of your boy..Mark my words..you are going to regret that decision one day...
You may be saying to yourself.."man, @@@ sounds confident...could he lose his focus?" To those of you, let me tell you a story..July 10th, 2001..I enter an NACW ring for the first time in 6 months after losing my NACW World Championship to Justin Russell..He tore up my knee with a Ringpost Figure Four..They told me I had passed out when I woke in the hospital, my knee a swollen mess..For 6 long months, I worked harder than I ever had to return to the ring..Before my triumphant return at the PPV, I had a tuneup match against a guy by the name of George Washington Hamilton, a young ham n egger..The match was going great, the way it should when, all of a sudden, my new surgically repaired knee gave out..The little bastard rolled me up for the 3..And that night, I left what I loved to do..
Now that I am back, in the best shape of my life, I assure you that will NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN! One single step can lead to greatness..Or to my demise..My first step toward greatness comes this Sunday..Mark my words...
(FADE 2 BLACK)
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