Post by The CAPTAIN on Jul 3, 2016 5:22:38 GMT -5
Location: Gold's Gym in Reading, PA
Date: June 28th, 2016
Time: 10:47 am
The scene opens with Captain WCF, still in his full wrestling attire, walking into Gold's Gym. The Captain is his usual cheerful self, especially after pulling off the huge upset win at Blast over Sarah Twilight. Once inside the gym, Captain WCF scans the area, attempting to locate one or both of the men he's supposed to meet there. After a moment, the Captain hears heavy grunting coming from the bench press area and he skips over to it, locating both of the gentlemen he is supposed to meet up with. The first man is HUGE, Captain WCF guesses this giant is over 7 and a half feet tall as he looks up at him. And to make this behemoth even more terrifying, he has a big purple mohawk and purple beard. The second man, the one who is lifting on the bench press, is rippling with muscles and has a very intense look about him. The muscle man slams the weights he has just finished lifting back on to their starting position and sits up. Both men then stare at the red costumed super hero, who continues to stand there in front of them.
Tyler Walker: "Are you that asshole we're teaming with for Slam?"
The Captain continues to just stand in place, an awkward smile plastered on his face.
Biohazard: "Yeah, you're that fucking super hero dickwad that's supposed to help the greatest tag team that WCF has ever seen, BioWalker, get another win."
Without waiting for a response this time, the BioWalker teammates begin to laugh at Captain WCF. After still not receiving a response from the Captain, one of the men reaches his patience limit.
Tyler Walker: "Well are you going to fucking say something or are you just going to stand there like the biggest bitch on Earth?!"
Finally after this inquiry, Captain WCF is able to find his voice.
Captain WCF: "BioWalker!! I such big fan of you, you two HUGE stars in Japan! It just very big honor to meet you!"
The two BioWalker partners turn and look at each other before facing the Captain again at the same time.
Biohazard: "Well no shit we're big in Japan, we're big fucking EVERYWHERE, you fuckstick! We're THE BEST team of ALL TIME!"
Captain WCF giggles with glee at this decree.
Captain WCF: "Yes! You two so great! Highest honor ever to team with you! Super Master Imperial Overlord of WCF, Sef Lich, give me such amazing opportunity after such big win I have! I so lucky!!"
The muscled up man appears to get angry at the Captain's enthusiasm.
Tyler Walker: "Listen here, maggot, you're going to just stand in the corner during our match and you're going to watch me and my bro here show you how it's done. Got it?!"
Captain WCF nods heartily.
Captain WCF: "Yes, that sound very good! I can't wait for such important match! Are you worried about opponent at all?"
This time, the purple giant becomes irate.
Biohazard: "It doesn't fucking matter who we face! BioWalker always wins and that's the fucking way it is! They could give us 100 opponents to face and the result will ALWAYS be the same... BioWalker wins!"
The Captain begins to clap and jump up and down now, he can no longer contain his excitement.
Captain WCF: "Yes! I so happy to be in such great match, thank you SOOOOO much, Mr. Sef Lich!"
The BioWalker bros look at each other again and look back at Captain WCF in unison, shaking their heads.
Tyler Walker: "You're a fucking nut, bro. Now like I said, just stay in the corner and watch the masters work, got it?!"
More over-exaggerated nodding from the Captain.
Captain WCF: "Yes, got it!"
The purple giant makes a shooing motion with his hand.
Biohazard: "Now get the fuck out of here before my bro and I beat you up too!"
Captain WCF quickly bows in front of the two men.
Captain WCF: "Yes, see you Sunday! Byeeee!"
The Captain then turns around and runs full speed out the front door of the gym. BioWalker is left dumbfounded, still shaking their heads at what just took place.
Date: June 28th, 2016
Time: 10:47 am
The scene opens with Captain WCF, still in his full wrestling attire, walking into Gold's Gym. The Captain is his usual cheerful self, especially after pulling off the huge upset win at Blast over Sarah Twilight. Once inside the gym, Captain WCF scans the area, attempting to locate one or both of the men he's supposed to meet there. After a moment, the Captain hears heavy grunting coming from the bench press area and he skips over to it, locating both of the gentlemen he is supposed to meet up with. The first man is HUGE, Captain WCF guesses this giant is over 7 and a half feet tall as he looks up at him. And to make this behemoth even more terrifying, he has a big purple mohawk and purple beard. The second man, the one who is lifting on the bench press, is rippling with muscles and has a very intense look about him. The muscle man slams the weights he has just finished lifting back on to their starting position and sits up. Both men then stare at the red costumed super hero, who continues to stand there in front of them.
Tyler Walker: "Are you that asshole we're teaming with for Slam?"
The Captain continues to just stand in place, an awkward smile plastered on his face.
Biohazard: "Yeah, you're that fucking super hero dickwad that's supposed to help the greatest tag team that WCF has ever seen, BioWalker, get another win."
Without waiting for a response this time, the BioWalker teammates begin to laugh at Captain WCF. After still not receiving a response from the Captain, one of the men reaches his patience limit.
Tyler Walker: "Well are you going to fucking say something or are you just going to stand there like the biggest bitch on Earth?!"
Finally after this inquiry, Captain WCF is able to find his voice.
Captain WCF: "BioWalker!! I such big fan of you, you two HUGE stars in Japan! It just very big honor to meet you!"
The two BioWalker partners turn and look at each other before facing the Captain again at the same time.
Biohazard: "Well no shit we're big in Japan, we're big fucking EVERYWHERE, you fuckstick! We're THE BEST team of ALL TIME!"
Captain WCF giggles with glee at this decree.
Captain WCF: "Yes! You two so great! Highest honor ever to team with you! Super Master Imperial Overlord of WCF, Sef Lich, give me such amazing opportunity after such big win I have! I so lucky!!"
The muscled up man appears to get angry at the Captain's enthusiasm.
Tyler Walker: "Listen here, maggot, you're going to just stand in the corner during our match and you're going to watch me and my bro here show you how it's done. Got it?!"
Captain WCF nods heartily.
Captain WCF: "Yes, that sound very good! I can't wait for such important match! Are you worried about opponent at all?"
This time, the purple giant becomes irate.
Biohazard: "It doesn't fucking matter who we face! BioWalker always wins and that's the fucking way it is! They could give us 100 opponents to face and the result will ALWAYS be the same... BioWalker wins!"
The Captain begins to clap and jump up and down now, he can no longer contain his excitement.
Captain WCF: "Yes! I so happy to be in such great match, thank you SOOOOO much, Mr. Sef Lich!"
The BioWalker bros look at each other again and look back at Captain WCF in unison, shaking their heads.
Tyler Walker: "You're a fucking nut, bro. Now like I said, just stay in the corner and watch the masters work, got it?!"
More over-exaggerated nodding from the Captain.
Captain WCF: "Yes, got it!"
The purple giant makes a shooing motion with his hand.
Biohazard: "Now get the fuck out of here before my bro and I beat you up too!"
Captain WCF quickly bows in front of the two men.
Captain WCF: "Yes, see you Sunday! Byeeee!"
The Captain then turns around and runs full speed out the front door of the gym. BioWalker is left dumbfounded, still shaking their heads at what just took place.