Post by Boomer Brown on Apr 27, 2016 0:17:13 GMT -5
[Scene: A man with a combover and sport coat appears before us, standing in front of a massive 'GLOBAL EXTREME WRESTLING' banner; a smaller 'GEW' logo is on screen in the bottom right. A graphic appears at the bottom of the screen reading 'BOOMER BROWN - Voice of GEW'.]
Boomer Brown: A very special hello to all of our friends up in Pennsylvania- hello, WCF fans! This is Boomer Brown coming to you from the GEW Arena in Marrero, Louisiana... where we've had an amazing night of wrestling action including the first GEW appearance of FRANK PATRICK VENABLE since Shoot to Thrill 2012!
[Shot cuts to a still photo of FPV entering for a match; behind him we see the crowd going absolutely bonkers.]
Boomer: FPV arrived early Monday afternoon- fresh from a tour of Japan, Frank wasted no time in absolutely destroying GEW's own Captain Canada-
[Shot cuts to a still photo of FPV, leg in full extension, superkicking a man in a red and white singlet nearly out of his boots.]
Boomer: -and in even bigger news than that, FPV has signed with GEW to appear for the next few weeks! WCF fans, stay tuned for future updates... and for video of tonight's Madhouse show, check out GEW-Wrestling dot com!
[Scene fades on Boomer's face, contorted by an extreme level of hype.]
Ultimate destroyer: i do hope we can keep spammers and the like out .......
May 19, 2019 16:37:41 GMT -5
Crow McMorris: maybe the site should be locked. Keep it safe.
May 22, 2019 9:00:51 GMT -5
Jayson Price: Pretty sure Black set it that nobody new can join. Or at least they can attempt to, but they can't do anything unless it's approved. Which essentially cuts off any guests.
May 23, 2019 19:21:19 GMT -5
The Risen: Shit, I had no idea WCF shut down. I was only here for a few months, but it was a fun few months. Hope y'all are doing well.
Jun 11, 2019 1:55:16 GMT -5