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Post by Earth-616 Holmes on Mar 22, 2016 17:13:15 GMT -5
Main Card (c) Daniel Cormer vs #1 Jon Jones Light Heavyweight Title Fight
(c) Demetrius Johnson vs #1 Henry Cejudo Flyweight Title Fight
#3 Anthony Pettis vs #8 Edson Barboza Lightweight Bout
#7 Robert Whittaker vs #13 Rafael Natal Middleweight Bout
Yair Rodriguez vs Andre Fili Featherweight Bout
Preliminary Card #15 Sergio Pettis vs Chris Kelades Lightweight Bout
Danny Roberts vs Dominique Steele Welterweight Bout
#13 Jessica Aguilar vs #14 Juliana Lima Women's Strawweight Bout
Glaico Franca vs James Vick Lightweight Bout
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Post by Vulgar on Mar 22, 2016 20:54:21 GMT -5
The hot mic suddenly picks up another voice.
Mysterious Voice: Hello boys...
Jon Jones: Who's that you have with you, pussy?
Mysterious Voice: I'm not with Cormier. I'm miles away from both of you, although I'd give the world to have both of your magnificent black cocks next to me right now.
Daniel Cormier: What?
Jon Jones: ... Seriously, pussy, who's that you have with you?
Mysterious Voice: I have big plans for you cuddly brutes. Although you don't know it, you're already pawns in my master plot.
Daniel Cormier: Who is this? What the fuck are you going on about?
Mysterious Voice: I can't wait until I get to fire a big, greasy load down one of your throats and make you swish it around the other's mouth.
Jon Jones takes out his ear piece.
Daniel Cormier: .... Seriously, who the fuck is this?
Mysterious Voice: *Pant*Pant*Pant*Pant*Pant*Pant*Pant*Pant*Pant*Pant *Pant*Pant*
Daniel Cormier: Delta! DELTA!
Delta Jackson pops down from his perch in the rafters and is promptly handed the microphone by Cormier. Confusedly, he puts the headset on without asking any questions.
Delta Jackson: Who dis'?
Mysterious Voice: Ah, just the man I wanted to speak to. How's life treating you, Mr. Jackson?
Delta Jackson: Do I know you?
Mysterious Voice: You know me very well.
Delta Jackson: What you want?
Mysterious Voice: Underground PitFighting is going to fall, Mr. Jackson. You're going to have your chance to jump ship very soon. When that happens... And you will know when that happens, I assure you, you'll have to make a very critical choice: Either join my crew... Or die.
Just thought I'd call to let you know that.
Delta Jackson: You gonna kill ME? Bitch-boy, you ain't gonna kill nobody. All you gonna do is get LAID ON, mutherfucker!
Mysterious Voice: Oh, we're prepared for that. I'm actually excited to see the look on your face when that moment comes and you realize just what exactly you're up against. I will show you what it feels like to be powerless, Mr. Jackson.
Delta Jackson: Bitch-boy, where are you? I'm gonna whoop yo' azz right now!
Mysterious Voice: Toodles, snowflake.
The mic suddenly switches to static.
Delta Jackson: Hello? Hello? Dammit!
Jackson rips his ear piece out. Cormier looks at his recently hired coach with concern as he skulks up through the rafters again.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2016 20:59:56 GMT -5
0/10 no Ronda
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2016 21:00:15 GMT -5
Or CM Punk
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Post by SickWaves Blackamura on Mar 22, 2016 21:39:49 GMT -5
I hope Jones just fucking crushes Cormier. Not an instant knockout even, just a one side slugfest for a couple rounds before a knockout. I can't stand Cormier.
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Post by Earth-616 Holmes on Mar 22, 2016 21:41:40 GMT -5
I hope Jones just fucking crushes Cormier. Not an instant knockout even, just a one side slugfest for a couple rounds before a knockout. I can't stand Cormier. I swear when he cried at the Press Conference, I wanted Jones to just put him out right then, and there.
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Post by SickWaves Blackamura on Mar 22, 2016 21:45:11 GMT -5
I hope Jones just fucking crushes Cormier. Not an instant knockout even, just a one side slugfest for a couple rounds before a knockout. I can't stand Cormier. I swear when he cried at the Press Conference, I wanted Jones to just put him out right then, and there. I mean, there's an attitude with people like Jones or Ronda that people don't like and I get that, but I don't necessarily see them as the same type of dickhead. I think they have reasonable confidence that becomes cockiness, but Cormier is just such a smug piece of shit in like the worst fucking way haha
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2016 21:47:45 GMT -5
I swear when he cried at the Press Conference, I wanted Jones to just put him out right then, and there. I mean, there's an attitude with people like Jones or Ronda that people don't like and I get that, but I don't necessarily see them as the same type of dickhead. I think they have reasonable confidence that becomes cockiness, but Cormier is just such a smug piece of shit in like the worst fucking way haha Sounds familar
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Post by Earth-616 Holmes on Mar 22, 2016 21:54:03 GMT -5
I mean, there's an attitude with people like Jones or Ronda that people don't like and I get that, but I don't necessarily see them as the same type of dickhead. I think they have reasonable confidence that becomes cockiness, but Cormier is just such a smug piece of shit in like the worst fucking way haha Sounds familar Yeah but here's the thing Dag. Daniel Cormier wants to be liked but never can be. Dag is a just an honest savage motherfucker.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2016 21:55:37 GMT -5
Sounds familar Yeah but here's the thing Dag. Daniel Cormier wants to be liked but never can be. Dag is a just an honest savage motherfucker. God, then he just sounds fucking annoying if anything
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Post by Earth-616 Holmes on Mar 22, 2016 21:58:06 GMT -5
Yeah but here's the thing Dag. Daniel Cormier wants to be liked but never can be. Dag is a just an honest savage motherfucker. God, then he just sounds fucking annoying if anything You have no idea. The entire arena was booing him, and he even begged them to realize he was the right person to cheer for.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2016 22:00:20 GMT -5
God, then he just sounds fucking annoying if anything You have no idea. The entire arena was booing him, and he even begged them to realize he was the right person to cheer for. Is he retarded or something? Holy shit man, have some fucking dignity! It's gotta be mindgames, no one could be that damn stupid.
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Post by Torture on Mar 22, 2016 22:35:32 GMT -5
I hope Jones OD's and dies. A cocksucker who literally deserves nothing.
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Post by Lilith on Mar 22, 2016 22:45:41 GMT -5
God, then he just sounds fucking annoying if anything You have no idea. The entire arena was booing him, and he even begged them to realize he was the right person to cheer for. Remind you of anybody?
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Post by Mikey eXtreme on Mar 23, 2016 6:53:33 GMT -5
Wow this is a stacked card.
Jones/DC will go pretty much the same as the first fight. Jones by decision.
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Post by Teo Blaze on Mar 23, 2016 7:31:53 GMT -5
I just want to say that demetrious Johnson is my favorite fighter and he could potentially tie jones for title defenses here lol.
Poor guy cleaned out his division so hard he can't even get a main event anymore lol.
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Post by Mikey eXtreme on Mar 23, 2016 7:43:38 GMT -5
I swear when he cried at the Press Conference, I wanted Jones to just put him out right then, and there. I mean, there's an attitude with people like Jones or Ronda that people don't like and I get that, but I don't necessarily see them as the same type of dickhead. I think they have reasonable confidence that becomes cockiness, but Cormier is just such a smug piece of shit in like the worst fucking way haha I think the difference between DC and Jones/Ronda is they sort of waited until they were champion to really show that cockiness, and then went on a tear of title defenses. DC has had it since he won the Strikeforce Heavyweight Grand Prix which was a joke of a tournament (that he was a replacement in). He's kind of like Connor McGregor in a way, but McGregor backed his cockiness up by beating the #1 ranked P4P fighter in the world in 13 seconds. DC is just annoying.
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Post by SickWaves Blackamura on Mar 23, 2016 7:48:53 GMT -5
I mean, there's an attitude with people like Jones or Ronda that people don't like and I get that, but I don't necessarily see them as the same type of dickhead. I think they have reasonable confidence that becomes cockiness, but Cormier is just such a smug piece of shit in like the worst fucking way haha I think the difference between DC and Jones/Ronda is they sort of waited until they were champion to really show that cockiness, and then went on a tear of title defenses. DC has had it since he won the Strikeforce Heavyweight Grand Prix which was a joke of a tournament (that he was a replacement in). He's kind of like Connor McGregor in a way, but McGregor backed his cockiness up by beating the #1 ranked P4P fighter in the world in 13 seconds. DC is just annoying. I feel that through the cockiness of people like Bones, Rousey, Mcgregor there is still a sense of class to them. Cormier is just a turd.
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