ApoKATlypse: The Great Badger Extinction
Mar 6, 2016 15:55:32 GMT -5
Logan, Oblivion, and 3 more like this
Post by Lilith on Mar 6, 2016 15:55:32 GMT -5
RP1
WCF Slam Presents:
Katherine McMorris in…
ZMAC done fucked up and now KMAC gonna K-WREK him for the LOLZ
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Chapter I: Fear N' Loathin'
:::The scene opens to Katherine dressed up as ZMAC, she made looking like some pathetic “zombie” fuck look hot! Anyway KMAC was sitting in some leather chair or some shit drinkin some kinda drink from a glass she had in her hand. Eventually fuccin KMAC turned her attenshun onto the camera as she continued to swirl her drink in her hand tryin to look like some kinda badass.:::
** Ah, WCF, what it do, what it do. You kno for weeks now ol’ KMAC been doin one fuckin thing and one thing only and that’s scaring the absolute fuck outta dat faggot KMAC wannabe ZMAC all ova fuckin twitter. Bitch done tried to ignore ol’ KMAC. Thought if he tried and held out long enuf KMAC would jus giv up or some shit. But it dint work did it fuccboi?!
LOL
Fuckin Seth Lerch done booked us in a match! A hardkore match! Almost spit ma Lucky Charms out right there when KMAC saw dat shit! Fuckin LOL! Ya tried to avoid me only to then jus get booked in a fuccin match with me anywayz!
LMFAO!
You gonna get fucced in da ass so fuckin hard you’ll think your name woz fuckin Logan when he gone had a match with Torture!
KMAC gonna wreck u, boi. Gonna fuccin pop ur weak ass fuckin bubble and make you wish you’d never been born n shit.
U been thinkin ur some top shit lately in the WKF, fuccboi? Fuccin LOL again! Ur biggest accomplishment lately been beatin Dag fuckin Riddik! Who the fuck hasn’t beaten dat weak ass muthafucka?!
Get da fuck outa here with dat weak ass faggot shit, fuccboi
LMAO
Ur looking at da girl who fuccin wrecked ur weak ass once and now she gone do it again!
LOL!
Tell me ZMAC, how does it feel to kno u lost your beloved internet title to KMAC… who only went and fuccin trashed that shit after fuccin K-WREKIN you.
Fucking LOL!
Did ya cry, ZMAC? Did ol’ KMAC hurt ur feelings?
n’ now? Now history be repeatin’ itself don’t it ol’ friend? Huh? You done shit ur pants yet? Fuckin worried to shit cos you know KMAC gonna wreck ur shit just like she did all that time ago?
LOL cry me a fuccin river u weak ass muthafucka. Aint no body giv a shit about you… and dis Honey Badger deffo don’t give a SHIT about you!
5 days and ur gone get fucked n da ass all ova again.
This aint’cha week tho is it fuccboi? Fuckin hardcore match with dis bitch n then defendin’ ur internet title just days after that?
ZMAC gonna get WREKT twice in the space of 3 days! That right der is some weak ass fuckin shit ol’ boy. Not even dat whoops ween Twilight dude got that fucked up dat much before he done tucked his tail (or penis) inbetween his legs and fucced off..
You haven’t jus ran up in the da wrong hood… you fuckin ran up in da wrong fuckin country LOL!
KMAC gone drag you through this.
You gone love every second of it too.
Gonna strait up K-WREK you, ya weak fuccin faggot. You be actin like ur shit don’t stink when u bout to get ur fuckin head smashed in by KMAC… AGAIN!
ZMAC think he been tearing shit up with his dank memes or sum shit. Fuckin get outta here with dat homo shit. Fuckin memes? You wrekin shit?! Jus get da fuck outta here.
When I done caved in your fuckin head all those years ago I dint use a fuckin meme against ur weak ass. An’ I beat the shit outta you so if u be da best ever fuckin champion at dat shit… I be the fuckin best ever EVER cos I done fucked you up when you were in ur prime you faggot ass bitch.
Since k-k-kumin back to this place I done knocked every fucker out who dared to step in da ring with ol’ KMAC… fuckin stomped the lot of um. An’ you ova there barely beatin fuckin’ Dag Fag?! Yeah KMAC watched that shit go down. It was fuckin terrible. As da gr8est Internet Champion ever let me tell u it was fuckin awful the lot of it. Nuthin but a bunch of gifs and memes. Wat a load of shit.
LMAO
To make fings worse you cud barely even beat those two faggots. Fuckin Caliban n Dag Fag. U weak ass muthafucka. Those two fools step up at KMAC I’d have smacked um back down in a matter of seconds.
Muthafuckin Kurb stomp both those faggots.
Sumthin you cudn’t do to those faggots you could barely even beat LMAO.
You aint shit Z-FAG. You nothin but some washed up fuckin hasbeen bitch who bout to get K-WREKT again by the girl he fuckin shit his pants over 3 years ago.
Jus go ahead and ring the fuckin bell now cos dis things ova before its even begun.
K-WREKT ur weak ass in my first promo. Pass this shit up ZMAC cuz you done got, GOT b4 there was any getting to GET. But u gonna get it an’ I’m gonna enjoy it. Gonna enjoy Kurb stompin the shit outta u and taking yet ANOTHER of ur titles away from you.
LOL
You gonna cry, ZMAC? You gonna run off cryin to ol’ Seth again just like ya did back then? You gonna cry to him that I didn’t play fair cos you didn’t expect me to k-k-kum so hard at ya? Fuckin LOL!
You ain’t got shit, fuccboi. No fucka gives a damn about’chu specially not Seth. Seth knos ur a fuckin joke. Look at u. Who da fucc would take your weak ass serious? Who da fucc would give a shit about dat Honey Badger?! Fuccin no one dats who! Bess Honey Badger rite fuccin here and she gonna claw ur fuckin face off ya daffy duck muthafucka.
But now we done got ourselves a little Hardcore Title match. Lets forget about the Internet Title for a while. Hardcore Title time, bitch. Hardcore Title, Hardcore match, Hardcore Kurb stompin. KMAC Vs ZMAC at slam in dat shit. You gonna bring ur best, ol’ boi? U gonna try bring it to ol’ KMAC only to get urself a Kurb stompin AGAIN?
LOL
Fuccin bring it you weak mothafucka. You wanna curb stomp dis bitch u shudda just brought it weeks ago when you were avoidin dis Honey Badger Bitch. You cudda tried to bring it and I wudda sent you cryin back into ur little skip. Given ya a curb stompin free of charge no match necessary.
LOL
But now you done fucked up again… you done fucked up and Seths booked us in a match in which you’ll lose like the weak little faggot you are and dis bitch be taking yet another title off u.
What you say ZMAC? How do ya feel about the Hardcore Title? It mean as much to u as dat Internet Title shit? Go on… tell ol’ KMAC all about it. You gonna cry your eyes out when you lose to me again or you jus gonna be like “Honey Badger don’t give a shit”?
LOL
Honey Badger mite not give a shit but he sure will feel like he just gone thru hell I guarantee u dat you weak ass faggot. KMAC gonna bop you on ur head so fuccin hard you’ll think ur name is Odin Balfore that weird ass mothafucka. Some old faggot thinkin some Greek God or sum shit.
LOL
You gon come up to KMAC, calling her KROD or sum stupid ass shit like that, thinking you’re some edgy mothafucka or some shit and I’ll just boot you in da fuckin face, snap ur fuccin spine and make u suck ur own D. Make you some kinda faggot pretzel or sum shit.
You gone get the second worst beating of your life this Slam, ZMAC. Second only to the beating I gave ur ass all those years ago. Not cos I’ve lost my shit like you have… but cos I aint gonna waste my fuckin time wit chu. Just gonna go down to the ring, smack you in the head and take your fuckin title. Simple as bitch boi.
Ol’ KMAC wishes she could see ya shaking in ur little boots rite now cos we both know what I’m sayin is da truth. Gonna make you my bitch… again but first am gonna drag you through a week of verbally makin you my bitch… again! Somethings just don’t change do they you badger bear faggot.
Ya mite step up to me like you done been sumthin since the last time we met in da ring, but this bitch gonna smack you so hard you’ll think it be 2013 all ova again!
LOL!
Dis Honey Badger won’t fuckin stop making you her bitch cos dis Honey Badger don’t give a SHIT!
So ZMAC, you can level with me right? Like we’re old pals from way back when, right? So be honest wit KMAC… how fucked do you feel rite now? Last time we met I fuckin destroyed your weak jobber ass… even set you on fire n shit. Fuckin burn, Honey Badger, burn. An’ now? Now we be booked in a fuckin’ hardcore rules match.
LMFAO
Anythin goes kinda match. Cud butt fuck you with a black 10 inch dildo and it be legal! Either way you be fucked, bitch boi… maybe even literally! Imma fuckin kill you in the middle of the ring and theres nothin anyone cud do about it cos dat shit is all legal. Gonna really enjoy fuckin you up, old friend.
LOL you’re fucked!
In the meantime ol’ KMAC jus gonna enjoy verbally destroyin you… and we only on day one! I wud feel sorry for ya and shit if I didn’t fuckin hate ur guts so fuckin much.
LMFAO!
And now? Now Im just gonna sit back and wait… wait for you to do your response promo, doin’ the same old tired shit and trying to be an edgy mothafucka… but it won’t work, ZMAC. You’ll just come across lookin like a damned fool. More fuckin foolish than a girl dressin up and actin like some faggot she be facin soon… N’ who da fuck wud do that?!
LOL!
So lets dance, fuccboi. Follow my lead into our match… our fight… ZMACs final destruction n shit. But let me just remind you of one thing, Ol’ boy… I know you’ll come back at me and say some shit, try n act all cool and think you’re winning. But in reality, all you'll do is make me look good. You’ll respond to my shit, do the same old KROD dick suckin bullshit and bore the fucc outta everyone LOL! But in the end the only place you’ll be goin will be the fuckin unemployment line after I’ve fuckin broke you AGAIN!
So bring it on, fuccboi… bring on your best shit. But just remember this…
You respond to me - > I win
You DON'T respond to me -> I win
Now you can say KMAC this or KROD that -> I win.
You can get into the detailed muck of it all - > I win.
You can post memes and gifs and anything you want -> I win.
I win because as long as you're in this match-> WITH THE FUCCIN COOKIED UP MAD GIRL -> I FUCKING WIN
Come Slam, KMAC gonna fuck you in da ass and take your fuccin title.
But for now just remember this… I am the mother fuckin Honey Badger… and Honey Badger don’t give a shit!!! **
DEUCES BITCH
WCF Slam Presents:
Katherine McMorris in…
ZMAC done fucked up and now KMAC gonna K-WREK him for the LOLZ
__________________________________________________
Chapter I: Fear N' Loathin'
:::The scene opens to Katherine dressed up as ZMAC, she made looking like some pathetic “zombie” fuck look hot! Anyway KMAC was sitting in some leather chair or some shit drinkin some kinda drink from a glass she had in her hand. Eventually fuccin KMAC turned her attenshun onto the camera as she continued to swirl her drink in her hand tryin to look like some kinda badass.:::
** Ah, WCF, what it do, what it do. You kno for weeks now ol’ KMAC been doin one fuckin thing and one thing only and that’s scaring the absolute fuck outta dat faggot KMAC wannabe ZMAC all ova fuckin twitter. Bitch done tried to ignore ol’ KMAC. Thought if he tried and held out long enuf KMAC would jus giv up or some shit. But it dint work did it fuccboi?!
LOL
Fuckin Seth Lerch done booked us in a match! A hardkore match! Almost spit ma Lucky Charms out right there when KMAC saw dat shit! Fuckin LOL! Ya tried to avoid me only to then jus get booked in a fuccin match with me anywayz!
LMFAO!
You gonna get fucced in da ass so fuckin hard you’ll think your name woz fuckin Logan when he gone had a match with Torture!
KMAC gonna wreck u, boi. Gonna fuccin pop ur weak ass fuckin bubble and make you wish you’d never been born n shit.
U been thinkin ur some top shit lately in the WKF, fuccboi? Fuccin LOL again! Ur biggest accomplishment lately been beatin Dag fuckin Riddik! Who the fuck hasn’t beaten dat weak ass muthafucka?!
Get da fuck outa here with dat weak ass faggot shit, fuccboi
LMAO
Ur looking at da girl who fuccin wrecked ur weak ass once and now she gone do it again!
LOL!
Tell me ZMAC, how does it feel to kno u lost your beloved internet title to KMAC… who only went and fuccin trashed that shit after fuccin K-WREKIN you.
Fucking LOL!
Did ya cry, ZMAC? Did ol’ KMAC hurt ur feelings?
n’ now? Now history be repeatin’ itself don’t it ol’ friend? Huh? You done shit ur pants yet? Fuckin worried to shit cos you know KMAC gonna wreck ur shit just like she did all that time ago?
LOL cry me a fuccin river u weak ass muthafucka. Aint no body giv a shit about you… and dis Honey Badger deffo don’t give a SHIT about you!
5 days and ur gone get fucked n da ass all ova again.
This aint’cha week tho is it fuccboi? Fuckin hardcore match with dis bitch n then defendin’ ur internet title just days after that?
ZMAC gonna get WREKT twice in the space of 3 days! That right der is some weak ass fuckin shit ol’ boy. Not even dat whoops ween Twilight dude got that fucked up dat much before he done tucked his tail (or penis) inbetween his legs and fucced off..
You haven’t jus ran up in the da wrong hood… you fuckin ran up in da wrong fuckin country LOL!
KMAC gone drag you through this.
You gone love every second of it too.
Gonna strait up K-WREK you, ya weak fuccin faggot. You be actin like ur shit don’t stink when u bout to get ur fuckin head smashed in by KMAC… AGAIN!
ZMAC think he been tearing shit up with his dank memes or sum shit. Fuckin get outta here with dat homo shit. Fuckin memes? You wrekin shit?! Jus get da fuck outta here.
When I done caved in your fuckin head all those years ago I dint use a fuckin meme against ur weak ass. An’ I beat the shit outta you so if u be da best ever fuckin champion at dat shit… I be the fuckin best ever EVER cos I done fucked you up when you were in ur prime you faggot ass bitch.
Since k-k-kumin back to this place I done knocked every fucker out who dared to step in da ring with ol’ KMAC… fuckin stomped the lot of um. An’ you ova there barely beatin fuckin’ Dag Fag?! Yeah KMAC watched that shit go down. It was fuckin terrible. As da gr8est Internet Champion ever let me tell u it was fuckin awful the lot of it. Nuthin but a bunch of gifs and memes. Wat a load of shit.
LMAO
To make fings worse you cud barely even beat those two faggots. Fuckin Caliban n Dag Fag. U weak ass muthafucka. Those two fools step up at KMAC I’d have smacked um back down in a matter of seconds.
Muthafuckin Kurb stomp both those faggots.
Sumthin you cudn’t do to those faggots you could barely even beat LMAO.
You aint shit Z-FAG. You nothin but some washed up fuckin hasbeen bitch who bout to get K-WREKT again by the girl he fuckin shit his pants over 3 years ago.
Jus go ahead and ring the fuckin bell now cos dis things ova before its even begun.
K-WREKT ur weak ass in my first promo. Pass this shit up ZMAC cuz you done got, GOT b4 there was any getting to GET. But u gonna get it an’ I’m gonna enjoy it. Gonna enjoy Kurb stompin the shit outta u and taking yet ANOTHER of ur titles away from you.
LOL
You gonna cry, ZMAC? You gonna run off cryin to ol’ Seth again just like ya did back then? You gonna cry to him that I didn’t play fair cos you didn’t expect me to k-k-kum so hard at ya? Fuckin LOL!
You ain’t got shit, fuccboi. No fucka gives a damn about’chu specially not Seth. Seth knos ur a fuckin joke. Look at u. Who da fucc would take your weak ass serious? Who da fucc would give a shit about dat Honey Badger?! Fuccin no one dats who! Bess Honey Badger rite fuccin here and she gonna claw ur fuckin face off ya daffy duck muthafucka.
But now we done got ourselves a little Hardcore Title match. Lets forget about the Internet Title for a while. Hardcore Title time, bitch. Hardcore Title, Hardcore match, Hardcore Kurb stompin. KMAC Vs ZMAC at slam in dat shit. You gonna bring ur best, ol’ boi? U gonna try bring it to ol’ KMAC only to get urself a Kurb stompin AGAIN?
LOL
Fuccin bring it you weak mothafucka. You wanna curb stomp dis bitch u shudda just brought it weeks ago when you were avoidin dis Honey Badger Bitch. You cudda tried to bring it and I wudda sent you cryin back into ur little skip. Given ya a curb stompin free of charge no match necessary.
LOL
But now you done fucked up again… you done fucked up and Seths booked us in a match in which you’ll lose like the weak little faggot you are and dis bitch be taking yet another title off u.
What you say ZMAC? How do ya feel about the Hardcore Title? It mean as much to u as dat Internet Title shit? Go on… tell ol’ KMAC all about it. You gonna cry your eyes out when you lose to me again or you jus gonna be like “Honey Badger don’t give a shit”?
LOL
Honey Badger mite not give a shit but he sure will feel like he just gone thru hell I guarantee u dat you weak ass faggot. KMAC gonna bop you on ur head so fuccin hard you’ll think ur name is Odin Balfore that weird ass mothafucka. Some old faggot thinkin some Greek God or sum shit.
LOL
You gon come up to KMAC, calling her KROD or sum stupid ass shit like that, thinking you’re some edgy mothafucka or some shit and I’ll just boot you in da fuckin face, snap ur fuccin spine and make u suck ur own D. Make you some kinda faggot pretzel or sum shit.
You gone get the second worst beating of your life this Slam, ZMAC. Second only to the beating I gave ur ass all those years ago. Not cos I’ve lost my shit like you have… but cos I aint gonna waste my fuckin time wit chu. Just gonna go down to the ring, smack you in the head and take your fuckin title. Simple as bitch boi.
Ol’ KMAC wishes she could see ya shaking in ur little boots rite now cos we both know what I’m sayin is da truth. Gonna make you my bitch… again but first am gonna drag you through a week of verbally makin you my bitch… again! Somethings just don’t change do they you badger bear faggot.
Ya mite step up to me like you done been sumthin since the last time we met in da ring, but this bitch gonna smack you so hard you’ll think it be 2013 all ova again!
LOL!
Dis Honey Badger won’t fuckin stop making you her bitch cos dis Honey Badger don’t give a SHIT!
So ZMAC, you can level with me right? Like we’re old pals from way back when, right? So be honest wit KMAC… how fucked do you feel rite now? Last time we met I fuckin destroyed your weak jobber ass… even set you on fire n shit. Fuckin burn, Honey Badger, burn. An’ now? Now we be booked in a fuckin’ hardcore rules match.
LMFAO
Anythin goes kinda match. Cud butt fuck you with a black 10 inch dildo and it be legal! Either way you be fucked, bitch boi… maybe even literally! Imma fuckin kill you in the middle of the ring and theres nothin anyone cud do about it cos dat shit is all legal. Gonna really enjoy fuckin you up, old friend.
LOL you’re fucked!
In the meantime ol’ KMAC jus gonna enjoy verbally destroyin you… and we only on day one! I wud feel sorry for ya and shit if I didn’t fuckin hate ur guts so fuckin much.
LMFAO!
And now? Now Im just gonna sit back and wait… wait for you to do your response promo, doin’ the same old tired shit and trying to be an edgy mothafucka… but it won’t work, ZMAC. You’ll just come across lookin like a damned fool. More fuckin foolish than a girl dressin up and actin like some faggot she be facin soon… N’ who da fuck wud do that?!
LOL!
So lets dance, fuccboi. Follow my lead into our match… our fight… ZMACs final destruction n shit. But let me just remind you of one thing, Ol’ boy… I know you’ll come back at me and say some shit, try n act all cool and think you’re winning. But in reality, all you'll do is make me look good. You’ll respond to my shit, do the same old KROD dick suckin bullshit and bore the fucc outta everyone LOL! But in the end the only place you’ll be goin will be the fuckin unemployment line after I’ve fuckin broke you AGAIN!
So bring it on, fuccboi… bring on your best shit. But just remember this…
You respond to me - > I win
You DON'T respond to me -> I win
Now you can say KMAC this or KROD that -> I win.
You can get into the detailed muck of it all - > I win.
You can post memes and gifs and anything you want -> I win.
I win because as long as you're in this match-> WITH THE FUCCIN COOKIED UP MAD GIRL -> I FUCKING WIN
Come Slam, KMAC gonna fuck you in da ass and take your fuccin title.
But for now just remember this… I am the mother fuckin Honey Badger… and Honey Badger don’t give a shit!!! **
DEUCES BITCH
RP1.2
WCF Slam Presents:
Katherine Phoenix in…
Katherine Writes A Bunch Of Shit In Her Diary & Its still way more entertaining than anything ZMAC does
WCF Slam Presents:
Katherine Phoenix in…
Katherine Writes A Bunch Of Shit In Her Diary & Its still way more entertaining than anything ZMAC does
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Chapter II: Diary Entry - The Kats Tale
Oh my god… Oh my god… OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD!!! Badger Bearrrrrrrrrr!!! Can you believe it?!
We’re FINALLY going to get to play together!!! I am soooooooo freaking excited for this!
I really really am!
I’ve been back in the WCF now for just over two months, Badger Bear. Did you know that? And the first thing I was asked when I gots here was… “Hey Kitty Kat, now you’re back in the WCF who is it you’re most excited to fight?” and you know what I did, Badger Bear?
Of course you do
I looked at them straight into their adorable little face and I was all like “fight? I don’t fight! I play!” And you know what they thought, Badger Bear? They thought that I wanted to play with Logi Bear the most! Nope that wasn’t it AT ALL! They were sooooooo wrong! Then they thought I wanted to play with Sarah Teddy… but nope! Wrong again
do you knows who I most wanted to play with Badger Bear?
Do you?
I’ll give you a clue, okayz? His first name begins with B and last name begins with B! Nope Nope Nope I’m not talking about that Bad News Benson guy! Ewwwwww!!! Who would want to play with him? That guy is ICKY!!!
ICKY!!!
Nope you know who I actually wanted to play with the most? It was you Badger Bear! I’m not even joking… it really was you!
Seeeeeeeeee we go wayyyyyyyy back don’t we, Badger Bear? Its been what? 2, 3 years? That’s a long long time, Badger Bear! Too long in fact! We were very good friends at one point weren’t we? Yes we were we really really were! I mean suuuuuuuuuuuure you always like growled at me and tried to claw my face off when I went to cuddles you and stuffs but that’s just what you’re like isn’t it? You little cutie you ! You getting all Grrrrrrrrrr is like your way of saying that you love somebody isn’t it?
But that actually makes me kinda sad
I bet no body has ever even showed you how to properly love and cuddles someone, huh? I tried to show you once… a long time ago but I did it wrong and I can accept that. See before when I SHOULD have given you cuddles and kisses and just like taken you into my bedroom to play with you forever and ever and everrrrrrrr I just didn’t do it, did I?
I’m sorry Badger Bear
I feel partly responsible for how Grrrrrrrrr you’ve been recently you’ve been all Grrrrrrrr to Daggy and that Calibear and now that cute little bird/lion thing who just wants to be your friend. I mean he’s a Griffin, Badger Bear! Do you even realize how cool and stuffs those things are? They’re supposed to have like the head of a lion and the body of some kinda pigeon or something! He could be such a good friend to you! But when hes reached out to you… all you’ve done is tried to scratch his eyes out and stuffs Its not your fault though, Badger Bear… its not. You knows whos fault it is?
Its mine Its my fault, Badger Bear and I am sooooooooooo sorry. I really really am
I remember it like it was yesterday, Badger Bear. I was all friendly with Sarah Teddy and Eric Bear (you remember him? I kinda actually miss him sometimes…) and I got all mean and selfish and stuffs I did. You came down to the ring several times and stuffs to try and give me cuddles and say hi to me… and what did I do? I did something really really bad. I listened to my Teddy Bears being all mean about you and I started to dislike you too They filled my head with mean thoughts and stuffs about you when all you wanted was to be friends with me but all I did is push you away…
And I pushed you away hard didn’t I? I even set you on fire…
Badger Bear… I’m so sorry
They all said that you were a big jerk and I stupidly listened to them I should have told them right there and then that Badger Bear was harmless and just wanted to be held and cuddled and just given nothing but the love he deserved.
Suuuuuuuuuuuuure Badger Bear made meanie faces sometimes, but he just wanted loves and cuddles really. Badger Bear was just really lonely because no one ever adopted him. That is so sad! Honey Badger just wanted a home like everyone else.
I know now how that feels, Badger Bear… it isn’t nice it isn’t nice AT ALL!
See I was recently made homeless too Logi Bear, Sarah Teddy… they all threw me away right now I feel like you must have done all those years ago… I’m even living on the streets right now cos I don’t have a home either we’re more alike than you think, Badger Bear.
I should have helped you years ago, Badger Bear. But when you reached out to me… someone I guess you considered to be your only friend… all I did was push you away and make fun of you I told you that no body wanted to see sad badger bears on the internet and I pushed you away when I should have taken you in.
But if I remembers correctly I wasn’t all bad to you… was I? I mean I did make you a facebook page. Do you remember that? I did it took me agessssssss to make it but I finally got it right and got you on there to make some new friends did you make some new friends Badger Bear? I really hope you did cos at least then I could maybe feel a bit better about how I treated you in the past you don’t mind if I go and check on your page, right? I hope not if you’re lucky I might even send you a friends request! Do you think you’d accept it? Hmmmmmm?
Anywayzzzzzzzzzz lets go look at your page shall we?
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Badger Bearrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! Its been like 3 years and you still have ZERO friends?! Even I have more friends than that! Why don’t you have any friends Badger Bear? I know, I know… you’ll try and put on a brave face and be all like… "Badger Bear don’t care if he don’t have any friends"… but I don’t believe that I don’t believe that for a SECOND!!! Everybody needs friends, Badger Bear even you!
ESPECIALLY YOU!!!
Maybe if you gots yourself some friends you wouldn’t always be so angry and grrrrrrrrrr all the time! Hmmmmmmmmm! Imma send you a friends request, Badger Bear I know you’ll consider not accepting it but you reallyyyyyyyy should! Cos then cos of me being your friend all my friends will like you too !
You see how that works?
I’m your friend… they’re also your friend. One big happy family!!! But can I make one suggestion, though? And you gots to work with me here Badger Bear cos if we’re going to fix you we cant have you going against what I say cos I do know A LOT more than you do.
I’m a lot smarter than you its true!
You reallyyyyyyyyyyy needs to stop with the whole “Badger Bear don’t care” thing! Its silly and not true and well look… even this picture says Badger Bears DO cares!
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Seeeeeeee! You aren’t fooling anybody, Badger Bear especially not me! I knows I treated you mean in the past but I want to fix that… I really really do! And if you’ll let me that is exactly what I’ll do. And then we can become real good friends!
By the wayyyyyyyyyyy you remember years ago when I made you that dating profile? I’m curious… did anything ever come of that? Or did you just claw and grrrrrrrr your way through everybody who tried to talk to you?
Cos I don’t see you with a Mrs Badger…
I’m errrrrrrrrrrr… asking for a friend Well I say friend but she hasn’t actually met me yet! See I was watching some WCF Network stuffs and I came across this one promo thinggy and I just couldn’t believe my eyes! There clear as day was a GIRL Honey Badger!!! Oh my god she looked ADORABLE!!! And like sooooooooooo perfect for you in every way !!! You two could get together and have little Badger Bear babies and live happifully ever after and stuffs !!! Oh my goddddddddd that is soooooooo cuuuuuute!!!
Chapter II: Diary Entry - The Kats Tale
Oh my god… Oh my god… OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD!!! Badger Bearrrrrrrrrr!!! Can you believe it?!
We’re FINALLY going to get to play together!!! I am soooooooo freaking excited for this! I really really am!
I’ve been back in the WCF now for just over two months, Badger Bear. Did you know that? And the first thing I was asked when I gots here was… “Hey Kitty Kat, now you’re back in the WCF who is it you’re most excited to fight?” and you know what I did, Badger Bear?
Of course you do
I looked at them straight into their adorable little face and I was all like “fight? I don’t fight! I play!” And you know what they thought, Badger Bear? They thought that I wanted to play with Logi Bear the most! Nope that wasn’t it AT ALL! They were sooooooo wrong! Then they thought I wanted to play with Sarah Teddy… but nope! Wrong again
do you knows who I most wanted to play with Badger Bear? Do you?
I’ll give you a clue, okayz?
His first name begins with B and last name begins with B! Nope Nope Nope I’m not talking about that Bad News Benson guy! Ewwwwww!!! Who would want to play with him? That guy is ICKY!!! ICKY!!!
Nope you know who I actually wanted to play with the most? It was you Badger Bear! I’m not even joking… it really was you!
Seeeeeeeeee we go wayyyyyyyy back don’t we, Badger Bear? Its been what? 2, 3 years? That’s a long long time, Badger Bear! Too long in fact! We were very good friends at one point weren’t we? Yes we were
we really really were! I mean suuuuuuuuuuuure you always like growled at me and tried to claw my face off when I went to cuddles you and stuffs but that’s just what you’re like isn’t it? You little cutie you ! You getting all Grrrrrrrrrr is like your way of saying that you love somebody isn’t it? But that actually makes me kinda sad
I bet no body has ever even showed you how to properly love and cuddles someone, huh? I tried to show you once… a long time ago but I did it wrong
and I can accept that. See before when I SHOULD have given you cuddles and kisses and just like taken you into my bedroom to play with you forever and ever and everrrrrrrr I just didn’t do it, did I? I’m sorry Badger Bear
I feel partly responsible for how Grrrrrrrrr you’ve been recently
you’ve been all Grrrrrrrr to Daggy and that Calibear and now that cute little bird/lion thing who just wants to be your friend. I mean he’s a Griffin, Badger Bear! Do you even realize how cool and stuffs those things are? They’re supposed to have like the head of a lion and the body of some kinda pigeon or something! He could be such a good friend to you! But when hes reached out to you… all you’ve done is tried to scratch his eyes out and stuffs Its not your fault though, Badger Bear… its not. You knows whos fault it is?Its mine
Its my fault, Badger Bear and I am sooooooooooo sorry. I really really am I remember it like it was yesterday, Badger Bear. I was all friendly with Sarah Teddy and Eric Bear (you remember him? I kinda actually miss him sometimes…) and I got all mean and selfish and stuffs
I did. You came down to the ring several times and stuffs to try and give me cuddles and say hi to me… and what did I do? I did something really really bad. I listened to my Teddy Bears being all mean about you and I started to dislike you too They filled my head with mean thoughts and stuffs about you when all you wanted was to be friends with me but all I did is push you away…And I pushed you away hard didn’t I?
I even set you on fire… Badger Bear… I’m so sorry
They all said that you were a big jerk and I stupidly listened to them
I should have told them right there and then that Badger Bear was harmless and just wanted to be held and cuddled and just given nothing but the love he deserved. Suuuuuuuuuuuuure Badger Bear made meanie faces sometimes, but he just wanted loves and cuddles really. Badger Bear was just really lonely because no one ever adopted him. That is so sad!
Honey Badger just wanted a home like everyone else. I know now how that feels, Badger Bear… it isn’t nice
it isn’t nice AT ALL! See I was recently made homeless too
Logi Bear, Sarah Teddy… they all threw me away right now I feel like you must have done all those years ago… I’m even living on the streets right now cos I don’t have a home either we’re more alike than you think, Badger Bear. I should have helped you years ago, Badger Bear. But when you reached out to me… someone I guess you considered to be your only friend… all I did was push you away and make fun of you
I told you that no body wanted to see sad badger bears on the internet and I pushed you away when I should have taken you in. But if I remembers correctly I wasn’t all bad to you… was I? I mean I did make you a facebook page. Do you remember that? I did
it took me agessssssss to make it but I finally got it right and got you on there to make some new friends did you make some new friends Badger Bear? I really hope you did cos at least then I could maybe feel a bit better about how I treated you in the past you don’t mind if I go and check on your page, right? I hope not if you’re lucky I might even send you a friends request! Do you think you’d accept it? Hmmmmmm? Anywayzzzzzzzzzz lets go look at your page shall we?
Badger Bearrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! Its been like 3 years and you still have ZERO friends?! Even I have more friends than that! Why don’t you have any friends Badger Bear? I know, I know… you’ll try and put on a brave face and be all like… "Badger Bear don’t care if he don’t have any friends"… but I don’t believe that I don’t believe that for a SECOND!!! Everybody needs friends, Badger Bear even you! ESPECIALLY YOU!!!
Maybe if you gots yourself some friends you wouldn’t always be so angry and grrrrrrrrrr all the time! Hmmmmmmmmm! Imma send you a friends request, Badger Bear
I know you’ll consider not accepting it but you reallyyyyyyyy should! Cos then cos of me being your friend all my friends will like you too ! You see how that works?
I’m your friend… they’re also your friend. One big happy family
!!! But can I make one suggestion, though? And you gots to work with me here Badger Bear cos if we’re going to fix you we cant have you going against what I say cos I do know A LOT more than you do. I’m a lot smarter than you
its true! You reallyyyyyyyyyyy needs to stop with the whole “Badger Bear don’t care” thing! Its silly and not true and well look… even this picture says Badger Bears DO cares!
Seeeeeeee! You aren’t fooling anybody, Badger Bear
especially not me! I knows I treated you mean in the past but I want to fix that… I really really do! And if you’ll let me that is exactly what I’ll do. And then we can become real good friends! By the wayyyyyyyyyyy you remember years ago when I made you that dating profile? I’m curious… did anything ever come of that? Or did you just claw and grrrrrrrr your way through everybody who tried to talk to you?
Cos I don’t see you with a Mrs Badger…
I’m errrrrrrrrrrr… asking for a friend
Well I say friend but she hasn’t actually met me yet! See I was watching some WCF Network stuffs and I came across this one promo thinggy and I just couldn’t believe my eyes! There clear as day was a GIRL Honey Badger!!! Oh my god she looked ADORABLE!!! And like sooooooooooo perfect for you in every way !!! You two could get together and have little Badger Bear babies and live happifully ever after and stuffs !!! Oh my goddddddddd that is soooooooo cuuuuuute!!! Maybe shes messaged you on that dating site Badger Bear!!! Maybe after all this time you FINALLY got a match!!! Oh my god I need to go check!!! You didn’t delete your profile, right? I hope not! Ummmmmmmmmms… yep its still there Loooooooook!!!
Loooooooook!!!
Well… the good news is your dating profile is still there, Badger Bear… the bad news is… 3 whole years you’ve been on there and you haven’t received a single message or match thinggy :S Whoa…
I guess some people (or Badgers) really are undateable, huh?
But listen, Badger Bear… I don’t want you to go getting yourself unhappiful, okayz? This girl badger might not even be on that dating site. She’s probably like me and doesn’t even need to use it. I NEVER had problems getting a date before I was married
maybe I could teach you a thing or two, huh? Get you looking all nice and teach you how to treat a lady
I guess some people (or Badgers) really are undateable, huh?
But listen, Badger Bear… I don’t want you to go getting yourself unhappiful, okayz? This girl badger might not even be on that dating site. She’s probably like me and doesn’t even need to use it. I NEVER had problems getting a date before I was married
maybe I could teach you a thing or two, huh? Get you looking all nice and teach you how to treat a lady Heres a tip… TAKE A SHOWER!!!
I mean jeeeeeeeeeeeez no wonder all the girls avoid you when you smell THAT bad! Yucky! Although being a girl badger she might actually like the way you smell… you never know, huh?
ANYWAYZZZZZZZZZ!!! This Sunday we gots a match going on don’t we, Badger Bear? A Hardcore Title match
are you excited? I know I am! Its gonna just be like old times! We’ll meet up in the middle of the ring… you’ll try and be all Grrrrrrrrrr at me only to realize that I’m ungrrrrrrrable and then I’ll end up winning the match…JUST LIKE I DID EVERY TIME WE HAD A MATCH BEFORE!!!
Except this time Imma do things different, Badger Bear. What can I say? I’m a changed girl. You know like how before as soon as I won that title off of you I put it straight onto ebay to try and sell it?
It never did sell by the way… It didn’t even get a single bid! Not even for a penny!
Well anyway this time I’m not going to do that. No I’m really not. I don’t want to upset you anymore Badger Bear. I don’t want to watch you cry as you watch me trash you beloved little title
I mean they never did mean anything to me… really they didn’t. But to you? To you they meant EVERYTHING didn’t they?
They were literally like the world to you. They were everything you stood for and maybe the only thing you ever truly loved and then this mean girl came along, took it off you… and destroyed it
No wonder you were always so unhappiful back then
But listen, Badger Bear… when I take that Hardcore title off of you (which will happen) I want you to know one thing… the past will absolutely NOT repeat itself! I will not trash that title, I wont even try and sell it on ebay. Nope! I will cherish that title as if it is my own. I will love it, look after it and keep it reallyyyyyyyyyyyy safe and stuffs! You have my word, Badger Bear
Kitty Kat is going to love that title just as much as you did… if not MORE than you did. I mean we both know that all you really care about is your other title, the Internet title how do you think that makes the other one feel? Its not nice to be pushed aside, Badger Bear… you should know that more than anyone! So listen, Badger Bear… heres whats going to happen. We’re going to have some fun on Sunday and you will love EVERY minute of it
I guarantee it! In the end I will end up taking the title from you and thennnnnnnnn I will take super good care of it and make you happiful with how I am treating it. NO MORE BADGER BEAR TEARS!!!
And thennnnnnnnn after the match I will teach you how to be a gentleman
I will take it upon myself to make sure that Badger Bear not only cares but Badger Bear also LOVES! Badger Bear is going to live happifully ever after… even if it kills me! And now? Now Imma sit back, relax and watch your Internet title match with that bird lion creature thing
I’ve gotta say, so far you’ve made me laugh quite a bit! And you know what they say, Badger Bear
if you can make a girl laugh… you’re already half way there! Today marks the beginning of the end for unhappiful Badger Bear… and come Sunday Badger Bear will DEFINITELY give a shit
Cos Badger Bear knows that he can’t out Grrrrrrrrrr a girl like me who is just NOTHING but happifulness See you Sunday, Badger Bear
Love you <3RP1.3
WCF Slam Presents:
Katherine McMorris in…
ZMACs Confession (LOLZ He's Closet Fag)
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Chapter III: LOLZ ZMAC done Z-WREKT himself
:::KMAC had just finished watching ZMACs promo from earlier in the week... and it was terrible. Like seriously I'm not even joking it was fucking BAD!!! KMAC felt like her television had almost become like infected with some kind of virus or caught like rabies or something just playing that weak ass shit so she did the one and only thing she could do in this position... she picked up her television and threw it through her window, knocking out a passerby as the heavy screen hit them straight in their head.
KMAC stepped across her lounge and poured herself another drink of some kind of liquid, most likely apple juice and sat down in her chair ready to shred ZMAC to pieces... again:::
LOL fuckin ZMAC just str8 up Z-WREKIN himself b4 da match has even begun! Ol’ Z k-k-kumin up in here wit all dat same ol’ shit tryin to stay in dis fight when it already ova!
LOL
You forget da rules I laid out at the very start fuccboi?
You respond to me - > I win
Now you can say KMAC this or KROD that -> I win.
You can get into the detailed muck of it all - > I win.
You can post memes and gifs and anything you want -> I win.
Fuckin 4 things ol’ Z… 4 things and you done broken them already! You be so busy suckin on ur own D you walked str8 into dis shit not payin attenshun and gone got yourself fucked in da ass day fuckin one!
LOL
No wait…
DOUBLE LOL
Fuckin ZMAC, same old tired shit. Bet he gonna go do the same old cookie cutter trash on twitter now he facin that Griffin faggot.
> Post same old memes
> Same old dick obsesshun shit
> Same old gifs
> Same old washed up ZMAC doin what he do best… borin the world with his tired shit.
LOL
Try all you want tho fuccboi you aint gonna achieve shee-it! Aint no body give a shit about Honey Badger cos Honey Badger got old 4 fuccin years ago.
Honey Badger gonna go run off cryin naw cos he try so hard to be better dan dis fuckin Honey Badger. Fuck, Honey Badgeress. Yet all he gon do is Z-WREK himself.
Then K-WREKT by dis girl Honey Badger.
Yah, bitch dat exactly how dis goin down. You be the weaker of da two Honey Badgers.
You gone got your ass curb stomped by dis…
Meanwhile dis Honey Badgeress been kickin ass and takin names n shit, Ol’ Z. Do you remember how it felt to beat sum1 actually worth a damn? Do ya? Or at dis point is it more like…
Wot da fucc can dis Honey Badger do to try to stay relevant now?
Fuckin LOL… again!
Ol’ Z wanna talk bout fuckin HORROR KORE? The only horror here be ur fuckin career as it stands rite naw you weak ass faggot. I mean lets talk bout what you done most recently shall we Mista lesser of the Honey Badgers?
Biggest and best thing you gone done lately been Scarecrow been announced as your son or sum shit.
What da fuck was that?!
Did Crow even agree to dis shee-it before you gone done that? Cos it were fuckin terrible, lot of it… nuttin but a bunch of bullsheeit no fucker gave 2 shits about. Terrible in every damn way really was. Just like ur fuccin career in da WKF ya weak fuccin FGT.
LOL
Can ya feel it all slippin away, Ol’ Z? You down on ur fuckin knees lickin Ol’ K out beggin her to just put u outta your misery n’ shit?
I bet Scarecrow dint know you gone done that did he Ol' Z? Bet you just fuccin sprung it on him lyk
"Hey dat Crow guy actually dis Honey Badgers son or sum shit"
Fuckin hell no wonder dat weird fuccin cunt went and killed himself. Bet he went and fuccin jumped off some tall shit and fell to his death cos he dint wanna work wit u in any way
LOL
Bet he went and sailed full speed across da Atlantic Ocean and gone and crashed into an iceberg and fuccin drowned himself n' shit juss to get away from you
LMAO
Oh and...
*SETH!!! HEY SETH!!!!!! TITANIC JOKE SETH!!!! YOU SEE DAT SHIT?!!! GIVE ME ATTENTION SETH!!! SUCK MA DICK SETH!!! TELL ME I'M YOUR FAVORITE 2 CENT WHORE SETH!!!! SPIT IN MA MOUTH N' SLAP ME CROSS THE FACE N' SHIT SETH!!!*
Holy fuccin shit balls! GET DA FUCK OUTTA HURR WIT DAT FAGGOT SHIT!!!
Not even gonna say LOL dat shit is fuccin pathetic!!!
Fuccin hell no wonder Scarecrow gone done killed himself!!! Name any fucker who wud wanna be round you wit ur constant fuckin lame ass shit and dick obsesshuns
Fuckin dick obsesshuns!
Again not even sayin LOL
Shits pathetic. Simple fuckin as!
There sumthin you wanna be sharin wit da class Ol' Z? Now be the bess time ta do it. Juss k-k-kum out wid it ZMAC. Admit you gone got urself a dick obsesshun cos u nothin but some little FGT
LOL
Yer I said it dat time. So wat? Fuck you!
ZMAC don't give a shit about nuttin but getting butt raped by a huge black cock n' shit. Who fuckin saw dat coming?
LOL fuckin EVERYONE!
True shit! You juss can't fuckin stop thinkin 'bout takin it up da ass n' shit can ya u fuckin faggot. You been havin wet dreams ova ur hero Odin Balmore?
*HEY SETH!!! ODIN BALFORE MENTIONS AGAIN!!! THIS SHIT GETTIN SERIOUS NOW!!! MAYBE YOU'LL ACTUALLY PAY ATTENSHUN IF I DO THESE SHOUT OUTS FOR YA!!! NO? YOU STILL THINK HONEY BADGER FUCKIN TERRIBLE?! YEAHHHH SO DOES EVERY OTHER FUCKER*
LOL!!!
That time I'll put some exclamation points on dat shit! In fact let me do it again.
LOL!!!
Feelin much betta now fer gettin dat off ma chest. Anyway less talk about ur fuckin hero Odin Balfore shall we?
*HEY SETH YOU BE PAYIN ATTENSHUN?!?!*
We asked 100 members of da public who Odin Balfore was... our survey says...
Who da fuck is Odin Balfore?!
True shit!
LOL
Ol' K will tell ya who (or wat) Odin Balfore is. Odin Balfore be sum weak fuccin washed up faggot who took his ball n' went home cos he realized he was fuccin terrible. SRSLY does anyone even give 2 shits bout fuccin Odin part from you, Ol' Z? N' I wonder why dat is
LOL
Oh shit dis Honey Badger gettin fuccin K-WRKT constantly!
Fuccin Odin Balfore think he some Greek God or sum bullshit when in realty all he is is some weird fuccin faggot ass bitch who ran home to go play zombies
LOL
Lyk he really thinks he's a Greek God? Really? Wat power he got, eh? Power ova water? Air? Lightning? He Percy Jackson or sum shit? Nah. Nah. Ol' K tell u exactly wat power Odin Balfore got.
Ya ready for dis shit?
Odin Balfore got the power of bein an easily forgettable faggot who wasn't worth SHIT back then and ain't worth shit now even. Hell dis Honey Badgeress bet good money on da fact dat half da roster nowadays don't even kno who da fucc Odin Balfore even is! SRSLY go ahead n' ask um.
FUCKIN LOL FAGGOT GOD
Odin Balfore gone got K-WRKT! Dis shits ova! Dat bitch can go hang up his hammer of da gods or watever da fucc he got and go kill himself. No fucker miss him. No one even realize he gone. Dats da fuckin truth.
Wanna hear another truth, Ol' Z?
Fuckin Odins hammer be weak as shit iz wat it iz! Dat faggot Corey Black got a way stronger hammer den Odin and he a weak little faggot bitch too!
LOL!!!
Bet ZMAC in fuckin tears now he had his heroes shredded by dis fuckin Honey Badgeress! But guess wat, ZMAC?
Dis Honey Badgeress DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!
N' now what we got happenin', huh? Fuckin ZMAC be wearin a wig and shit pretendin he some fat bitch called Sandy?!
Fuckin LOL!!!
Wats up wid dat, ol' Z?
Oh! Oh shit I juss gone done realized! Ol' Z da Greek God faggot be puttin on wigs n shit cos he knos he ain't worth shit!
LOL
Dats wat dat shit is ain't it, Ol' Z? You be in da middle of a creative block N' shit? It finally hit ya dat ZMAC fuccin lost his "fiyah" 4 fuccin years ago?!
Bout fuccin time ya fuccboi FGT!
So wat? You gone put on some wig, do ya makeup and try n' act like dis Honey Badgeress? Ya tryin ta act lyk ol' K?
LOL!!!
I mean really I shud be honored, ol' Z. Shud be encouragin ya to act like dis bitch but ya kno wat? It be fuckin terrible N' all ur doin is embarrassin urself YET AGAIN!
When u gonna stop dat shit, ol' Z? When you gone stop embarrassin urself week afta week after week? I mean rly I wud feel sorry for ya and shit but tbh I can't fuccin stand u.
It's true FGT
Ol' Z shudda gone Z-WREKT himself years ago. Done da world a favor n shit. But nah he juss has to go n' stick around don't he? Stick around and do same old shit for over 4 fuckin years! Holy fuccin shit, ZMAC can't ya see dat da world is fuccin tired of u? They don't fuccin like you. No fucker does. You just some annoyin little troll ass bitch who think he amazin but he more like Captain Crunch den fuckin Deadpool.
Dat who you try N’ be like, Honey Badger FGT? Fuckin Deadpool? He another one ur heroes or sum shit?
LOL
Even Deadpool thinks you’re a weak ass FGT. Check dis shit…
Fuckin LOL!
*HEY SETH!!! YOU SEE HOW DEADPOOL JUST FUCKIN WREKT DIS ZMAC FAGGOT?!! YOU SEE DAT SETH?!!!*
LOL!!!
N’ now here you k-k-kum, Ol’ Z. Its time to fuckin go. Hardcore title bitch. You done run your fuckin mouth tlkin load of shit to dis Honey Badgeress. You thinkin dat last fight we had years ago be a fluke? A fluke, Ol’ Z? You tlk too much shit, Ol’ Boi. We both fuckin kno that want no damn fluke. Ol’ K straight up K-WREKT ur weak fuckin ass! N’ den what happened, Ol’ Z?
LOL fuck all happened!
You ran away cryin like some little bitch cos you got fuckin Kurb Stomped by dis bitch and you knew you cud never fuckin handle her. You gone took your ball and went home. Probs then you came up wid da idea of becoming a woman N’ shit
LOL!
Hell if Ol’ Z can’t beat dat Honey Badgeresss, may as well try N’ become her, rite?
LMAO!
Get da fuck outta here wit dat shit you weak ass bitch!
Dis Sunday am gonna straight up KWREK you and take ur fuckin title… AGAIN. Imma watch u run away and cry urself to sleep N’ shit. Maybe this time you’ll be all…
Came at KMAC with ZMAC -> She won
Came at KMAC with Sandy Coconutz -> She won
Came at KMAC with ZMAC… again -> She won
Wat da hell can ya possibly do or try now, Ol’ Z? Maybe you best go N’ get Odin Balfore to come back. Maybe he’ll stand a better chance against me.
*SPOILERS* No he fuckin wont!
LOL!!!
This Sunday, ZMAC… dis Honey Badgeress gonna do you a favor, gonna do the world a favor… she gone fuckin murder ur weak ass and send you away for gud dis time. Ur fuckin time is up, Ol’ Boi. You bout to get fuckin KWREKT just a matter of time now, FGT
LOL
In da mean time why don’t you just continue to suck on KRODs dick. Bet you really enjoy doin dat don’t ya, ya fuckin faggot
WCF Slam Presents:
Katherine McMorris in…
ZMACs Confession (LOLZ He's Closet Fag)
__________________________________________________
Chapter III: LOLZ ZMAC done Z-WREKT himself
:::KMAC had just finished watching ZMACs promo from earlier in the week... and it was terrible. Like seriously I'm not even joking it was fucking BAD!!! KMAC felt like her television had almost become like infected with some kind of virus or caught like rabies or something just playing that weak ass shit so she did the one and only thing she could do in this position... she picked up her television and threw it through her window, knocking out a passerby as the heavy screen hit them straight in their head.
KMAC stepped across her lounge and poured herself another drink of some kind of liquid, most likely apple juice and sat down in her chair ready to shred ZMAC to pieces... again:::
LOL fuckin ZMAC just str8 up Z-WREKIN himself b4 da match has even begun! Ol’ Z k-k-kumin up in here wit all dat same ol’ shit tryin to stay in dis fight when it already ova!
LOL
You forget da rules I laid out at the very start fuccboi?
You respond to me - > I win
Now you can say KMAC this or KROD that -> I win.
You can get into the detailed muck of it all - > I win.
You can post memes and gifs and anything you want -> I win.
Fuckin 4 things ol’ Z… 4 things and you done broken them already! You be so busy suckin on ur own D you walked str8 into dis shit not payin attenshun and gone got yourself fucked in da ass day fuckin one!
LOL
No wait…
DOUBLE LOL
Fuckin ZMAC, same old tired shit. Bet he gonna go do the same old cookie cutter trash on twitter now he facin that Griffin faggot.
> Post same old memes
> Same old dick obsesshun shit
> Same old gifs
> Same old washed up ZMAC doin what he do best… borin the world with his tired shit.
LOL
Try all you want tho fuccboi you aint gonna achieve shee-it! Aint no body give a shit about Honey Badger cos Honey Badger got old 4 fuccin years ago.
Honey Badger gonna go run off cryin naw cos he try so hard to be better dan dis fuckin Honey Badger. Fuck, Honey Badgeress. Yet all he gon do is Z-WREK himself.
Then K-WREKT by dis girl Honey Badger.
Yah, bitch dat exactly how dis goin down. You be the weaker of da two Honey Badgers.
You gone got your ass curb stomped by dis…
Meanwhile dis Honey Badgeress been kickin ass and takin names n shit, Ol’ Z. Do you remember how it felt to beat sum1 actually worth a damn? Do ya? Or at dis point is it more like…
Wot da fucc can dis Honey Badger do to try to stay relevant now?
Fuckin LOL… again!
Ol’ Z wanna talk bout fuckin HORROR KORE? The only horror here be ur fuckin career as it stands rite naw you weak ass faggot. I mean lets talk bout what you done most recently shall we Mista lesser of the Honey Badgers?
Biggest and best thing you gone done lately been Scarecrow been announced as your son or sum shit.
What da fuck was that?!
Did Crow even agree to dis shee-it before you gone done that? Cos it were fuckin terrible, lot of it… nuttin but a bunch of bullsheeit no fucker gave 2 shits about. Terrible in every damn way really was. Just like ur fuccin career in da WKF ya weak fuccin FGT.
LOL
Can ya feel it all slippin away, Ol’ Z? You down on ur fuckin knees lickin Ol’ K out beggin her to just put u outta your misery n’ shit?
I bet Scarecrow dint know you gone done that did he Ol' Z? Bet you just fuccin sprung it on him lyk
"Hey dat Crow guy actually dis Honey Badgers son or sum shit"
Fuckin hell no wonder dat weird fuccin cunt went and killed himself. Bet he went and fuccin jumped off some tall shit and fell to his death cos he dint wanna work wit u in any way
LOL
Bet he went and sailed full speed across da Atlantic Ocean and gone and crashed into an iceberg and fuccin drowned himself n' shit juss to get away from you
LMAO
Oh and...
*SETH!!! HEY SETH!!!!!! TITANIC JOKE SETH!!!! YOU SEE DAT SHIT?!!! GIVE ME ATTENTION SETH!!! SUCK MA DICK SETH!!! TELL ME I'M YOUR FAVORITE 2 CENT WHORE SETH!!!! SPIT IN MA MOUTH N' SLAP ME CROSS THE FACE N' SHIT SETH!!!*
Holy fuccin shit balls! GET DA FUCK OUTTA HURR WIT DAT FAGGOT SHIT!!!
Not even gonna say LOL dat shit is fuccin pathetic!!!
Fuccin hell no wonder Scarecrow gone done killed himself!!! Name any fucker who wud wanna be round you wit ur constant fuckin lame ass shit and dick obsesshuns
Fuckin dick obsesshuns!
Again not even sayin LOL
Shits pathetic. Simple fuckin as!
There sumthin you wanna be sharin wit da class Ol' Z? Now be the bess time ta do it. Juss k-k-kum out wid it ZMAC. Admit you gone got urself a dick obsesshun cos u nothin but some little FGT
LOL
Yer I said it dat time. So wat? Fuck you!
ZMAC don't give a shit about nuttin but getting butt raped by a huge black cock n' shit. Who fuckin saw dat coming?
LOL fuckin EVERYONE!
True shit! You juss can't fuckin stop thinkin 'bout takin it up da ass n' shit can ya u fuckin faggot. You been havin wet dreams ova ur hero Odin Balmore?
*HEY SETH!!! ODIN BALFORE MENTIONS AGAIN!!! THIS SHIT GETTIN SERIOUS NOW!!! MAYBE YOU'LL ACTUALLY PAY ATTENSHUN IF I DO THESE SHOUT OUTS FOR YA!!! NO? YOU STILL THINK HONEY BADGER FUCKIN TERRIBLE?! YEAHHHH SO DOES EVERY OTHER FUCKER*
LOL!!!
That time I'll put some exclamation points on dat shit! In fact let me do it again.
LOL!!!
Feelin much betta now fer gettin dat off ma chest. Anyway less talk about ur fuckin hero Odin Balfore shall we?
*HEY SETH YOU BE PAYIN ATTENSHUN?!?!*
We asked 100 members of da public who Odin Balfore was... our survey says...
Who da fuck is Odin Balfore?!
True shit!
LOL
Ol' K will tell ya who (or wat) Odin Balfore is. Odin Balfore be sum weak fuccin washed up faggot who took his ball n' went home cos he realized he was fuccin terrible. SRSLY does anyone even give 2 shits bout fuccin Odin part from you, Ol' Z? N' I wonder why dat is
LOL
Oh shit dis Honey Badger gettin fuccin K-WRKT constantly!
Fuccin Odin Balfore think he some Greek God or sum bullshit when in realty all he is is some weird fuccin faggot ass bitch who ran home to go play zombies
LOL
Lyk he really thinks he's a Greek God? Really? Wat power he got, eh? Power ova water? Air? Lightning? He Percy Jackson or sum shit? Nah. Nah. Ol' K tell u exactly wat power Odin Balfore got.
Ya ready for dis shit?
Odin Balfore got the power of bein an easily forgettable faggot who wasn't worth SHIT back then and ain't worth shit now even. Hell dis Honey Badgeress bet good money on da fact dat half da roster nowadays don't even kno who da fucc Odin Balfore even is! SRSLY go ahead n' ask um.
FUCKIN LOL FAGGOT GOD
Odin Balfore gone got K-WRKT! Dis shits ova! Dat bitch can go hang up his hammer of da gods or watever da fucc he got and go kill himself. No fucker miss him. No one even realize he gone. Dats da fuckin truth.
Wanna hear another truth, Ol' Z?
Fuckin Odins hammer be weak as shit iz wat it iz! Dat faggot Corey Black got a way stronger hammer den Odin and he a weak little faggot bitch too!
LOL!!!
Bet ZMAC in fuckin tears now he had his heroes shredded by dis fuckin Honey Badgeress! But guess wat, ZMAC?
Dis Honey Badgeress DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!
N' now what we got happenin', huh? Fuckin ZMAC be wearin a wig and shit pretendin he some fat bitch called Sandy?!
Fuckin LOL!!!
Wats up wid dat, ol' Z?
Oh! Oh shit I juss gone done realized! Ol' Z da Greek God faggot be puttin on wigs n shit cos he knos he ain't worth shit!
LOL
Dats wat dat shit is ain't it, Ol' Z? You be in da middle of a creative block N' shit? It finally hit ya dat ZMAC fuccin lost his "fiyah" 4 fuccin years ago?!
Bout fuccin time ya fuccboi FGT!
So wat? You gone put on some wig, do ya makeup and try n' act like dis Honey Badgeress? Ya tryin ta act lyk ol' K?
LOL!!!
I mean really I shud be honored, ol' Z. Shud be encouragin ya to act like dis bitch but ya kno wat? It be fuckin terrible N' all ur doin is embarrassin urself YET AGAIN!
When u gonna stop dat shit, ol' Z? When you gone stop embarrassin urself week afta week after week? I mean rly I wud feel sorry for ya and shit but tbh I can't fuccin stand u.
It's true FGT
Ol' Z shudda gone Z-WREKT himself years ago. Done da world a favor n shit. But nah he juss has to go n' stick around don't he? Stick around and do same old shit for over 4 fuckin years! Holy fuccin shit, ZMAC can't ya see dat da world is fuccin tired of u? They don't fuccin like you. No fucker does. You just some annoyin little troll ass bitch who think he amazin but he more like Captain Crunch den fuckin Deadpool.
Dat who you try N’ be like, Honey Badger FGT? Fuckin Deadpool? He another one ur heroes or sum shit?
LOL
Even Deadpool thinks you’re a weak ass FGT. Check dis shit…
Fuckin LOL!
*HEY SETH!!! YOU SEE HOW DEADPOOL JUST FUCKIN WREKT DIS ZMAC FAGGOT?!! YOU SEE DAT SETH?!!!*
LOL!!!
N’ now here you k-k-kum, Ol’ Z. Its time to fuckin go. Hardcore title bitch. You done run your fuckin mouth tlkin load of shit to dis Honey Badgeress. You thinkin dat last fight we had years ago be a fluke? A fluke, Ol’ Z? You tlk too much shit, Ol’ Boi. We both fuckin kno that want no damn fluke. Ol’ K straight up K-WREKT ur weak fuckin ass! N’ den what happened, Ol’ Z?
LOL fuck all happened!
You ran away cryin like some little bitch cos you got fuckin Kurb Stomped by dis bitch and you knew you cud never fuckin handle her. You gone took your ball and went home. Probs then you came up wid da idea of becoming a woman N’ shit
LOL!
Hell if Ol’ Z can’t beat dat Honey Badgeresss, may as well try N’ become her, rite?
LMAO!
Get da fuck outta here wit dat shit you weak ass bitch!
Dis Sunday am gonna straight up KWREK you and take ur fuckin title… AGAIN. Imma watch u run away and cry urself to sleep N’ shit. Maybe this time you’ll be all…
Came at KMAC with ZMAC -> She won
Came at KMAC with Sandy Coconutz -> She won
Came at KMAC with ZMAC… again -> She won
Wat da hell can ya possibly do or try now, Ol’ Z? Maybe you best go N’ get Odin Balfore to come back. Maybe he’ll stand a better chance against me.
*SPOILERS* No he fuckin wont!
LOL!!!
This Sunday, ZMAC… dis Honey Badgeress gonna do you a favor, gonna do the world a favor… she gone fuckin murder ur weak ass and send you away for gud dis time. Ur fuckin time is up, Ol’ Boi. You bout to get fuckin KWREKT just a matter of time now, FGT
LOL
In da mean time why don’t you just continue to suck on KRODs dick. Bet you really enjoy doin dat don’t ya, ya fuckin faggot
RP1.4
WCF Slam Presents:
Katherine Phoenix in…
Zombies a K-K-K-Kumin
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Chapter IIII: Kat Nappin'
After successfully destroying Zombie McMorris in many different ways, Katherine was ready for bed. She got dressed into her Hello Kitty pajamas and was about to get herself an apple juice from her fridge when she noticed that the cameraman was still in her house. Katherine looked at the man suspiciously before stepping over to him, closing the fridge behind her.
Katherine: What are you still doing here? It's over. Go home! Go!
The camera man shook his head as Katherine looked at him getting quite annoyed.
Camera man: It isn't over, Katherine. The zombies aren't destroyed. You never found a cure.
Katherine looked at the man super confused as she heard a window smash in her kitchen.
Katherine: Oh my god what was that?!
Inside the kitchen, Logan had hurled himself through the kitchen window to escape the dead hands clawing after him. He scrambled on the broken class to his feet, flipping over Katherine's kitchen table and pushing it into the window he just busted through. Rotten hands dug around the edges of the exposed spots in the window while Logan leaned up against the table with a mixture of fright and fight engulfing him.
Katherine: Logan? What the hell is going on?
Katherine looked out of her now destroyed kitchen window and then back down at Logan who was still busy hiding behind her table.
Katherine: First of all... Why the hell didn't you just use the door?! And secondly... WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE?!
Logan: I didn't have a choice!
Logan held tight to the table keeping them from getting inside. Too many of them were on the other side and eventually the table gave way to a dozen or more walking corpses. Logan abandoned the baricade and grabbed Katherine by her hand, yanking her with him and towards the front door of her house. Logan went to open the door, however decided against it when he realized the dead were already on the other side.
Logan: We're surrounded.
Katherine just stood there looking between Logan and the oncoming zombies as her hotdog loving weirdo searched for an alternative route for them to take. Considering the situation they found themselves in, Katherine didn't have a single shred of fear or worry upon her.
Katherine: Ummmmmms, Logi? Are you really this scared of these things? Hahahahaha! You're soooooo funny sometimes!
Before Logan could respond Katherine shoved her hand down her top and brought her phone out from her bra.
Katherine: These things are just like Badger Bear, right? ZMAC? That weirdo. You remember him? Soooooo don't worry but I know EXACTLY how to deal with this. You just stand back, Logi. Kitty Kats got this!
Katherine played around on her phone for a short while and eventually brought up a meme thinggy which she knew would stop any Badger Bear weirdo in its tracks. She shoved her phone in the hordes direction with a giant smile on her face as she eagerly anticipated their reaction to her "dankness".
Logan: What...?
Amongst the life threatening choas, Logan blinked. He watched her play with her phone while hordes of undead clawed their way into the house wanting to eat their flesh.
Logan: This isn't time for Candy Crush.
He snatched her away from a biter that had just lounged for her arm.
Logan: One bite from these things and that's it. You understand? These aren't ZMac fans. This isn't a promo.
Katherines jaw dropped as in the backstage she saw her favorite cameraman was being eaten alive.
Katherine: Jimmy!!! Noooooooooo!!!
She turned her attention onto Logan with tears in her eyes.
Katherine: Logiiiiiiiii these things aren't ZMACs!!! I mean... they're just as ugly as ZMAC, just as smelly as ZMAC and they even look just as yucky and gross as ZMAC... BUT THEY AREN'T ZMAC!!! Loooooook!!
Katherine pointed at what remained of the cameraman.
Katherine: ZMAC doesn't eat people! I mean... he'd eat dick and maybe even shit but he doesn't eat people!!!
Katherine stopped to think about it for a short moment.
Katherine: Jeez that guy really sucks at his own gimmick.
Logan: Right. I got a plan. Katherine, take off your pants.
Katherine: Now totally isn't the time.
Logan: Not that. Trust me.
Katherine: But they're my favorite Hello Kitty -
Logan ripped off her pants and tied them around his forehead like a bandana.
Logan: Now if things get hot and heavy I won't get any sweat in my eyes. Plus this looks pretty neat.
Katherine: Logannnnnn!!! How am I supposed to fight these things which are just like soooooo much better and scarier than ZMAC... bottomless! Give me those back!! Logiiiiiiiii!!!
As Katherine was desperately trying to get her pajama bottoms back, a few more zombies broke down the nearby door and burst into the house. For the first time Katherine actually look at them with fear in her eyes.
Katherine: Logan!!!
Logan: Stand back.
Logan jumped in front of the wave of undead and started swinging his hips around. Katherine gasped. And then...
PELVIC THRUST.
All the zombies flew backwards and their heads exploded. Katherine fainted. With the way clear, Logan spoke out to Katherine, not yet realizing she had fainted.
Logan: Told you things were going to get hot and heavy. Katherine?
He turned and seen her laid out on the ground... with no pants. He smirked. Logan took out his cell phone, kneeled down beside Katherine and took a few selfies with her vagina.
Katherine gasped as she sat up in her bed. It had all been nothing but a dream. She tried her hardest to calm herself down as she panted heavily.
Katherine: Oh thank god, it was all a dream.
Logan sat up next to her wearing an Andre Holmes mask as he placed his hand on Katherines shoulder.
“Andre Holmes”: You okay, babygurl?
Katherine smiled as she looked back at her husband.
Katherine: Yeahhhhhhhh, I’m fine, Andy. I’m always fine when I’m with you. I just had a nightmare is all. I was getting attacked by ZMACs… only they weren’t ZMACs… they were better than ZMAC! And they ate my cameraman and then Logan was there for some reason and he pelvic thrusted all the zombies away… it was reallyyyyyyyyyy weird!
"Andre Holmes": Hmmmmmmm that does sound pretty weird, sugar pants. Anyway... round 2?
Katherine grinned at her husband and nodded her head excitedly.
Katherine: Yesssssssss! Of course! I love you Andy Bear.
Katherine grinned brightly at Andy as she climbed on top of him.
"Andre Holmes": I love you too you sandwich making whore.
Katherine: What?!
"Andre Holmes": Nothing.
WCF Slam Presents:
Katherine Phoenix in…
Zombies a K-K-K-Kumin
__________________________________________________
Chapter IIII: Kat Nappin'
After successfully destroying Zombie McMorris in many different ways, Katherine was ready for bed. She got dressed into her Hello Kitty pajamas and was about to get herself an apple juice from her fridge when she noticed that the cameraman was still in her house. Katherine looked at the man suspiciously before stepping over to him, closing the fridge behind her.
Katherine: What are you still doing here? It's over. Go home! Go!
The camera man shook his head as Katherine looked at him getting quite annoyed.
Camera man: It isn't over, Katherine. The zombies aren't destroyed. You never found a cure.
Katherine looked at the man super confused as she heard a window smash in her kitchen.
Katherine: Oh my god what was that?!
Inside the kitchen, Logan had hurled himself through the kitchen window to escape the dead hands clawing after him. He scrambled on the broken class to his feet, flipping over Katherine's kitchen table and pushing it into the window he just busted through. Rotten hands dug around the edges of the exposed spots in the window while Logan leaned up against the table with a mixture of fright and fight engulfing him.
Katherine: Logan? What the hell is going on?
Katherine looked out of her now destroyed kitchen window and then back down at Logan who was still busy hiding behind her table.
Katherine: First of all... Why the hell didn't you just use the door?! And secondly... WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE?!
Logan: I didn't have a choice!
Logan held tight to the table keeping them from getting inside. Too many of them were on the other side and eventually the table gave way to a dozen or more walking corpses. Logan abandoned the baricade and grabbed Katherine by her hand, yanking her with him and towards the front door of her house. Logan went to open the door, however decided against it when he realized the dead were already on the other side.
Logan: We're surrounded.
Katherine just stood there looking between Logan and the oncoming zombies as her hotdog loving weirdo searched for an alternative route for them to take. Considering the situation they found themselves in, Katherine didn't have a single shred of fear or worry upon her.
Katherine: Ummmmmms, Logi? Are you really this scared of these things? Hahahahaha! You're soooooo funny sometimes!
Before Logan could respond Katherine shoved her hand down her top and brought her phone out from her bra.
Katherine: These things are just like Badger Bear, right? ZMAC? That weirdo. You remember him? Soooooo don't worry but I know EXACTLY how to deal with this. You just stand back, Logi. Kitty Kats got this!
Katherine played around on her phone for a short while and eventually brought up a meme thinggy which she knew would stop any Badger Bear weirdo in its tracks. She shoved her phone in the hordes direction with a giant smile on her face as she eagerly anticipated their reaction to her "dankness".
Logan: What...?
Amongst the life threatening choas, Logan blinked. He watched her play with her phone while hordes of undead clawed their way into the house wanting to eat their flesh.
Logan: This isn't time for Candy Crush.
He snatched her away from a biter that had just lounged for her arm.
Logan: One bite from these things and that's it. You understand? These aren't ZMac fans. This isn't a promo.
Katherines jaw dropped as in the backstage she saw her favorite cameraman was being eaten alive.
Katherine: Jimmy!!! Noooooooooo!!!
She turned her attention onto Logan with tears in her eyes.
Katherine: Logiiiiiiiii these things aren't ZMACs!!! I mean... they're just as ugly as ZMAC, just as smelly as ZMAC and they even look just as yucky and gross as ZMAC... BUT THEY AREN'T ZMAC!!! Loooooook!!
Katherine pointed at what remained of the cameraman.
Katherine: ZMAC doesn't eat people! I mean... he'd eat dick and maybe even shit but he doesn't eat people!!!
Katherine stopped to think about it for a short moment.
Katherine: Jeez that guy really sucks at his own gimmick.
Logan: Right. I got a plan. Katherine, take off your pants.
Katherine: Now totally isn't the time.
Logan: Not that. Trust me.
Katherine: But they're my favorite Hello Kitty -
Logan ripped off her pants and tied them around his forehead like a bandana.
Logan: Now if things get hot and heavy I won't get any sweat in my eyes. Plus this looks pretty neat.
Katherine: Logannnnnn!!! How am I supposed to fight these things which are just like soooooo much better and scarier than ZMAC... bottomless! Give me those back!! Logiiiiiiiii!!!
As Katherine was desperately trying to get her pajama bottoms back, a few more zombies broke down the nearby door and burst into the house. For the first time Katherine actually look at them with fear in her eyes.
Katherine: Logan!!!
Logan: Stand back.
Logan jumped in front of the wave of undead and started swinging his hips around. Katherine gasped. And then...
PELVIC THRUST.
All the zombies flew backwards and their heads exploded. Katherine fainted. With the way clear, Logan spoke out to Katherine, not yet realizing she had fainted.
Logan: Told you things were going to get hot and heavy. Katherine?
He turned and seen her laid out on the ground... with no pants. He smirked. Logan took out his cell phone, kneeled down beside Katherine and took a few selfies with her vagina.
Katherine gasped as she sat up in her bed. It had all been nothing but a dream. She tried her hardest to calm herself down as she panted heavily.
Katherine: Oh thank god, it was all a dream.
Logan sat up next to her wearing an Andre Holmes mask as he placed his hand on Katherines shoulder.
“Andre Holmes”: You okay, babygurl?
Katherine smiled as she looked back at her husband.
Katherine: Yeahhhhhhhh, I’m fine, Andy. I’m always fine when I’m with you. I just had a nightmare is all. I was getting attacked by ZMACs… only they weren’t ZMACs… they were better than ZMAC! And they ate my cameraman and then Logan was there for some reason and he pelvic thrusted all the zombies away… it was reallyyyyyyyyyy weird!
"Andre Holmes": Hmmmmmmm that does sound pretty weird, sugar pants. Anyway... round 2?
Katherine grinned at her husband and nodded her head excitedly.
Katherine: Yesssssssss! Of course! I love you Andy Bear.
Katherine grinned brightly at Andy as she climbed on top of him.
"Andre Holmes": I love you too you sandwich making whore.
Katherine: What?!
"Andre Holmes": Nothing.
