Fuck Joey Flash!!!!!!!!!! (And Celeste)
May 31, 2015 16:33:11 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2015 16:33:11 GMT -5
ICE Bearman, Badger Bear, Teddy and Ducky Flash sat in dead silence in Katherines bedroom as the buxom brunette laid fast asleep in bed. This was almost a new territory for them, they hadn't been in this position for a long long time. For the first time in recent memory they were all Katherine cared about. Logan had inexplicably disappeared and left Katherine all by herself, alone. The bears of course tried not to show it but this was a very good thing to them, they had Katherines full attention and love and despite feeling sorry for her they actually preferred things this way. Well, when Katherine wasn't being all down and feeling sorry for herself anyway. Teddy looked down at all the bears as he walked around the room with a cookie in his paw. The group were sat on the floor in a circle, each bear with their own cookie and glass of milk, well all except ICE Bearman who as always was drinking his usual alcoholic beverage and slurring his words as he stared into his cookie with a blank look on his face. None of the other bears knew what exactly ICE Bearman drank as he was actually far too boring and insignificant in the group for them to actually care. ICE Bearman was always drunk and always pointlessly rambling on about something the other bears didn't quite understand, they had learnt to ignore him long ago.
Teddy finally stopped pacing back and forth and held out his adorable little brown furred arm ready to address the group.
Teddy: Bears...
He looked to Ducky Flash expecting him to immediately interrupt him, shouting his usual nonsense at him but Ducky just remained on the floor sat next to the others with a big smile on his face... or beak, whatever. This was either a very good thing or very bad.
Teddy: Now I'm sure that we were all very excited and happiful when we learnt that Logan had gone missing. Katherine was finally all ours again and it was supposed to be quite the occasion. I thought that she would be happiful to be rid of him constantly holding her down and not allowing her to reach her full and true potential, but if you look up at the bed right now you will see that she is not happiful at all. She came back to us and I thought it'd be a celebration to remember, I even booked a children's entertainer, Gemini the Clown his name was. There was going to be party hats, party poppers and even cake...
He felt a few tears fall down his fluffy little cheeks. The lack of cake was just far too much for him to bear.
Teddy: This is what I thought would happen and what was supposed to happen. Katherine was never meant to turn into...
Teddy struggled to find the right words as he continued talking to the bears. ICE Bearman had since fallen over drunk on the floor, his drink spilling all over him.
Teddy: Katherine was never meant to turn into this woman we see before us today. The fact is we were heinously, egregiously and maliciously ROBBED by that treacherous bastard known as LOGAN!!!
ICE Bearman suddenly shot up off the floor half awake in his drunken state.
ICE Bearman: I DIDN'T KILL HIM!!!
Ducky Flash immediately pushed himself up off the floor and waddled over to ICE Bearman, slapping him hard across his beer soaked furry face with his feathery little yellow wing.
Ducky Flash: Shut ya fuccin' mouth ya weak fuccin' bastard bear! We all know ya didn't fuccin' touch Logan, yer too fuccin' soft ya cock munchin' beer swillin' bastard!!!!!!!!
ICE Bearman: Popstickles into umbrellas... postman eating corn duck!!!!
ICE Bearman just slumped back down onto the floor as Ducky remained standing over him yelling at the poor drunken bear.
Ducky Flash: All ya do is talk fuccin' nonsense. No weak fuccin' asshole has a clue what the fucc yer sayin'. And no fuccer gives a shit about ya either ya drunk fuccin' fool!!!!!!! All ya do is draw stupid fuccin' pictures and ya aren't even fuccin' good at it!!!!!!
Ducky Flash reached down and picked up one of the pictures which had been colored in with some of Katherine crayons. Despite what Ducky said in his adorable little rant, they were actually quite good.
Ducky Flash: See look here at dis shit! What the fucc is this? Some smilin' sun or some shit?!!!!! What sun do you fuccin' know that smiles ya daft fuccin' cunt!!!!! It's complete bullshit! This fuccin' asshole gets all the fuccin' cookies whilst I'm stuck in da fuccin' circle with a bunch of midcard fuccin' bears with only one cookie if I'm fuccin' lucky!!!!!!
Ducky paused as he looked around the group, Badger Bear looked as if he was about to cry but he tried his hardest to look like this rant wasn't bothering him at all, shrugging his furry little shoulders at Ducky.
Badger Bear: Badger Bear don't care.
Teddy looked over at Ducky who just continued to have an adorable little strop and just sighed at him.
Teddy: Are you done, Ducky?
Ducky picked ICE Bearman up off the floor and then pushed him back down laughing at him as he grabbed Bearmans cookies and carried them back over to his side of the circle.
Ducky Flash: I'll tell ya when I'm fuccin' done!!!!!!!!
Ducky threw the stolen cookies onto the floor and sat down next to Badger Bear.
Ducky Flash: Okay now I'm fuccin' done!!!!!!! You may continue ya daft fuccin' asshole!!!!!!!
Teddy just shook his head at Ducky as he continued to pace back and forth on the carpeted floor.
Teddy: Right, good, thanks. Anyway as I was saying... it was him who did this to our Katherine. That cruel hearted treaturous devil known as Logan. You said so yourself did you not Ducky that Logan is a...
Ducky Flash: A soft fuccin' cunt with a fat fuccin' whore of a mother. Yeh I said that shit! Give me the fuccin' praise I deserve!!!!!!
Teddy rolled his eyes at Ducky as he continued.
Teddy: And you, ICE Bearman! Did you not say that Logan was now nothing but a cowardly little bitch bear who lost anything even remotely close to talent 10 years ago and that all he was doing was holding Katherine back and making her as worthless as he now was?
Teddy knew that Bearman hadn't actually said this, he was lucky if he even made sense let alone said anything relevant to the conversation. Teddy just wanted him to feel wanted and part of this discussion. Bearman sat up from his drunken slumber briefly before falling back down.
ICE Bearman: CAMERAS IN THE ELEPHANTS, COBRA LEMONS!!!
Ducky just glared at Bearman.
Ducky Flash: Shut ya fuccin' mouth ya stupid fuccin' cunt!!!!!!!
Badger Bear: Why do we always hang around with Bearman when Ducky hates him so much?
Ducky Flash: Cos he's a stupid fuccin' asshole!!!!!! And you're just as fuccin' stupid for asking such retarded fuccin' questions, ya honey lovin', dick suckin' fuckstick!!!!!!!
Badger Bear: Meh, whatever. Badger Bear don't even care.
Teddy once again sighed as he looked around the group.
Teddy: Can we please get back to the topic at hand?
Ducky Flash: Yeh continue or some shit!!!!!!!
Teddy: And Badger Bear I believe you saw Logan eyeing up some other girls? Is that correct? So despite our Katherine being this down and upset we've established that Logan is nothing but a treaturous, unloyal asshole who doesn't even deserve to spend time with our Katherine let alone have her make him a sandwich.
Ducky Flash: Yeh that's fuccin' rite!!!!!!! If anythin' that stupid fuccin' whore should be makin' us sandwiches!!!!!!!
Teddy: That isn't what I meant, Ducky. What I meant was Katherine is far too good to be spending time with the likes of Logan, let alone getting herself this upset over him. I hate to say it but I actually agree with Jeff Purse on this one.
Badger Bear: Jeff Purse? Sounds like someone Badger Bear wouldn't care about.
Ducky Flash: Jeff Purse is a fuccin' waste of space is what he fuccin' well is!!!!!!!!
ICE Bearman: ICE CREAM ROAD VERY USA!!!
A smile began cracking across Teddy’s face as he saw the other bears agree on something for the first time today. Oh what a joy this was.
Teddy: So what are going to do about the whole Logan thing?
Ducky Flash: This weak fuccin' asshole is right we should do somethin'.
Ducky Flash placed the remaining cookies in his beak and quickly chewed on them as he stood up.
ICE Bearman: Happy sun in the morning didgeridoo.
ICE Bearman stood up.
Badger Bear finally decided to stand up too, frothing at the mouth most likely because he had rabies.
Teddy: Yes bears, what are we going to do if Logan ever shows his face around here again?
Ducky Flash: Fuccin' punch his fat fuccin' whore of a mother right in her fat fuccin' whore face!!!!!!!
ICE Bearman: TELEVISION SUIT YOUR PAJAMAS!!!
Badger Bear: Badger Bear don't even care!!!!!
Teddy: Right, great. This is fantastic. But first we should focus on this match Katherine has coming up with Celeste. Ducky do you have any ideas how we're going to plan for this match?
Ducky smiled big at Teddy as he threw his wings into the air excited.
Ducky Flash: Good ideas? Good fuccin' ideas? I'm fuccin' full of good fuccin' ideas you stupid fuccin' asshole!!!!!!!
Some time passed since Ducky had told the other bears what his plans were to beat Celeste, the group had no idea how this would help win a match but Ducky and the other bears spent a good fifteen minutes pulling Katherines karaoke set out of the toybox and set it up correctly ready to sing a couple of songs. The last time Ducky Flash had played with this toy he was a huge hit with the other bears, Duckys version of "Over the Rainbow" even managed to sell over ten copies, instantly becoming the most played song in their bedroom. Ducky was very proud of his single, this time hoping to follow up his previous songs success with a rendition of a couple of his favorite nursery rhymes. The other bears still had no idea how this would help Katherine but they went along with it just so Ducky wouldn't insult their mothers.
Ducky was wearing some very stylish looking sunglasses and had his feathers slicked back. Ducky Flash had entered the building and he was ready to rock and roll!
Teddy: You sure this is going to help Katherine win her match, Ducky? I don't really see how this is going to help her if I'm honest...
Ducky Flash: Of course this is goin' to fuccin' help that worthless fuccin' slut. That tomato headed cunt won't know what's fuccin' hit her.
Teddy: Alright, Ducky. You ready?
Ducky Flash: I was born fuccin' ready ya stupid asshole!!!!!!! Hit the fuccin' switch!!!!!!!
Teddy walked over to the speaker and pressed his paw against the on switch, turning the unit on with a low buzz. ICE Bearman and Badger Bear sat in the audience looking half interested as Ducky tested the microphone was on and working before lifting it up to his face, giving Teddy the thumbs up.
Ducky Flash: Good evening Katherines bedroom!!!
Badger Bear and ICE Bearman just continued to look at Ducky, they didn't even cheer or anything.
Ducky Flash: Alright so I'd like to sing a couple of fuccin' rhymes for you fuccin' assholes. These are some of my favorites, I don't give a shit if you don't fuccin' like them!!!!!!
Ducky started to shake his legs and danced very Elvis Presley-like as he really got into the mood here.
Ducky Flash: Eenie, meenie, miney, mo. Celeste ain't nothing but a fuccin' hoe. She think she's cool, she thinks she's classy. Reality Check: she's fuccin' trashy!!!!!!
That tomato headed freak fucced a sheep, she blew a horse, licked his fuccin' feet, she ate his ass so very nice tongued his balls not once but twice!!!!!!
Twinkle Twinkle little slut, tomato likes my fuccin' dick inside her butt. Twinkle Twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door. Twinkle twinkle little bitch, close your fuccin' legs it smells like fish. Twinkle Twinkle little slut, name a guy you haven't fucced. Is he skinny, is he tall. Nevermined you fucced them all!!!!!!!
And to finish one of my fuccin' favorites...
Mirror mirror on the fuccin' wall, fucc your lies, fucc them all. I don't care what you say, I'm the shit all day, every day! The dirty looks, the jealous stares. The best part is, you think I fuccin' care. Roll your eyes and talk your shit. Jealous bitches make me fuccin' sick!!!!!!!
Ducky threw his little yellow wings into the air as Badger Bear and ICE Bearman just continued to stare at him.
Ducky Flash: How da fucc was that ya stupid fuccin' asshole bear?!!!!
Ducky looked intently at Teddy waiting for him to give him his opinion, not that Ducky really cared about what he had to say.
Teddy: One question…
Ducky Flash: If you're asking... About two fuccin' inches in a fuccin' cold pond!!!!!!
Teddy: What cookies are you on and where can I get some?
Several hours passed after the bears packed Duckys karaoke toy away telling him that his songs or whatever he called them were not helping Katherine at all. Teddy grabbed onto the duvet which hung down over Katherines mattress and climbed up onto her bed. Katherine was still fast asleep. Teddy looked around on top of the bed and every bear was there, from a still drunk ICE Bearman to Badger Bears cousin Howie. Ducky was up here too but he appeared to be sulking as he just stared out Katherines bedroom window at all the stars outside. Teddy looked over at the clock on Katherines bedside table, a red glow coming off the digits showing that it was 02:32am.
Teddy looked around at the other bears as he walked up and pushed a paw down on Katherines stomach to keep his balance.
Teddy: Bears I ask you. If your nearest and dearest was in despair and you knew that you could fix it, that you could make them better, would you do whatever it took? Would you fix them no matter what you had to do?
Most of the bears nodded their furry little heads in agreement, all except Ducky Flash who remained being all emo on the window ledge.
Teddy: I think you will all agree with me when I say that we preferred Katherine the way she was before all this happened to her. She was a better person back then, a happier person. Bears we weren't there for her when she needed us, the least we can do is help her when she is in dire need of our help now. Do you all agree?
Again everyone cheered as they listened intently to Teddy... well everyone apart from Ducky anyway, he was far too busy being all sad and depressed and most likely crying over pictures of Justin Bieber.
Ducky Flash: Is this what you fuccin' wanted?
Ducky finally turned away from the window with what seemed to be tear tracks running down from from his eyes as he faced the group.
Ducky Flash: You fuccin' wanted me to get one step from my goal, my dream, my future and you fuccin' assholes just wanted to like...
Ducky brought his wing out in front of him and acted as if he was crushing something in between his wings.
Ducky Flash: Crush it all just like that!
Teddy sighed at Ducky as he continued being all dramatic on the window ledge.
Teddy: Ducky what are you going on about now?
Ducky Flash: Ten CDs. I sold ten fuccin CDs. My song was the most played song in the bedroom and yet you cock suckin' assholes just mocked me. Told me to turn it off. And why? To help some psycho fuccin' bitch?!
Teddy: What?!
Ducky Flash: Kathy P! I don't give a fuccin' shit about that fuccin' crazy bitch. This is all about me. Me. Me. Meeeeeeee!!! Fucc fuccin' Kathy that psycho fuccin' slut!!!
Before Ducky knew what was happening Teddy signaled to a few of the bears and pointed at Ducky. The bears snarled as they charged towards the feathery little yellow duck and pulled him off of the window ledge. The bears grabbed hold of Ducky and dragged him over to Teddy, throwing him down at Teddy's paws and holding him down by his wings.
Ducky Flash: Take your filthy fuccin' paws off of me you dirty fuccin' bears!!!!!!!
Without hesitating Teddy just grabbed Ducky around his neck, pushing his head down onto the bed. Teddy's claws came out as he growled into Duckys face. After seemingly scaring the hell out of the little yellow duck, Teddy turned Duckys head towards a sleeping Katherine and kept him pinned to the bed.
Teddy: Do you know who she is, Ducky?! And I swear to God Bear if you're rude about her again I will claw your fucking throat out right now!
Ducky struggled beneath Teddy's grip as he desperately tried to hold back more tears.
Ducky Flash: Yeh some dumb fuccin' whore is who she fuccin' well is! Raise the fuccin' alarm or some shit cos this fuccin' duck spoke the truth and doesn't give a fucc!
In the background Badger Bear gasped as he pointed at a still downed Ducky Flash.
Badger Bear: Ducky Flash don't care!
Teddy growled at Ducky as he tightened his grip on his feathery little neck.
Teddy: I could claw your throat right out right now, Ducky. I could and no bear would care. Especially not Badger Bear. But I'm not going to do that...
Teddy let go of Duckys neck, Ducky just gasping to catch his breath.
Teddy: You see Ducky, without Katherine none of us would be here today. She brings life to us quite literally and it's about time you realized this. Without her we would all be in the toybox, forgotten. We need to help Katherine, Ducky. People did this to her... destroyed her piece by piece and turned her into this... shell you see before you today. She was once great, I helped create her. And then she went a bit off the rails, she thought that she could be strong without us and that simply was not the case. The fact is she needs us as much as we need her, Ducky.
Ducky Flash ran off and hid behind the group shaking in his little boots. Teddy shrugged at Ducky as he walked over and prodded Katherine in her face to wake her up, it took a while but she eventually opened her eyes to her favorite little bear standing mere inches away from her face.
Katherine: T-teddy? What are you doing? It's late. Go to sleep!
Teddy: It's time we got you ready for your fight, Katherine.
Katherine: My fight? Oh you mean my play date with my favorite little red furred bear? Teddy you're so silly. That's not a fight!
Teddy: Fucking stop it Katherine! What the fuck happened to you?!
Katherine gasped as she looked at Teddy in shock.
Katherine: Language, Teddy!
Teddy: No! Fuck that! This isn't you, Katherine! What ever happened to you?! What happened to the girl who murdered...
Katherine sat up out of bed and pushed Teddy away from her.
Katherine: Hey! Stop! I didn't kill anyone!
Teddy: Didn't you? Oh really? That's funny... I seem to remember things going a little bit differently there. Remember all the blood? It felt good didn't it, Katherine. It felt good to see them scream and beg like that. Beg you not to hurt them. But we didn't listen to them did we, Katherine? I'm sure you remember Katherine. The sights, the smells... it still haunts you to this day doesn't it?
Katherine put her hands to her ears desperately trying to ignore Teddy as he continued.
Teddy: They hurt you didn't they, Katherine? They deserved everything you did to them you know they did.
Katherine: Stop it Teddy! I'm not listening to you! I'm not!!!
Teddy: And now look at you. You think everyone is your friend. All you want is to be accepted by them. Those people... and why? Why do you even care? Do they even deserve to have you near them? Do they?! Are you honestly telling me that you're on their level? You're better than them, Katherine. You're better than all of them. Bears. Bring her forward!
A couple of the bears pushed a little red furred bear forward out of the group towards Teddy. She was wearing a cute little red dress which went well with her fur. Katherine just looked on with big eyes.
Teddy: And now this week you're facing a red furred slut who thinks she better than you, Katherine. She does. She thinks you're nothing but a crazy...
Whilst Teddy was talking the red furred bear began to undress as a couple of the bears in the background began to wolf whistle her, drooling all over the bed. Ducky Flash pushed his way through the group and began to cat call the little red furred bear.
Ducky Flash: Fucc yeah! Fuccin' strip or some shit ya slutty fuccin' tomato head!
Teddy shook his head as he watched the red furred bear continue to take her clothes off.
Teddy: What the fuck are you doing?
The red furred bear stopped for a moment as she looked up at Teddy.
Red Furred Bear: Errrrrr I thought you wanted me to act like Celeste, Teddy? I thought we were helping Katherine get ready for her match...
Teddy: How is you taking your clothes off helping Katherine?
The little red furred bear shrugged her shoulders.
Red Furred Bear: I was just acting like Celeste...
Teddy: Really?
Katherine: Teddy! Don't start getting all judgemental! That's not all she does!
Red Furred Bear: Yeah it is! Well aside from doing drugs anyway... but even I'm not stupid enough to do that!
Teddy: Really? Jeez. Katherine why do you care about her? Seriously...
Katherine: Teddy stop it. She's my friend...
Teddy just nodded his fuzzy little head to the Red Furred Bear.
Red Furred Bear: You're nothing but a psychotic fucking stalker. I'm not you're fucking friend! Go fuck yourself Kathy!
Katherine: Stop it!
Red Furred Bear: The mere sight of you makes me fucking sick!
Katherine: Stop it! Stop it! STOP IT!!!
Red Furred Bear: You make me want to gouge my own fucking eyes out! No wonder you don't have any fucking friends! You pathetic weak little bitch!!!
Katherine was now pulling at her hair just raging on top of the bed.
Red Furred Bear: No one fucking likes you Katherine! And your bears at just as fucking worthless!
Badger Bear had to pull Ducky back as he was about to say something back to the tomato headed freak bear. Katherine finally let go of her and stared at the bear with evil just pouring out of her eyes.
Katherine: FUCK YOU!!!
Katherine grabbed the little Red Furred Bear as she let out of a terrified scream, Katherine didn't care though, she just tore the bear to shreds... stuffing flying everywhere.
Ducky Flash: Holy fuccin' shit! This bitch is fuccin' crazy! She just murdered that fuccin' tomato!!! She fuccin' murdered her like that shit was easy! That beetroot haired fuckstick better like dirt cos she's just been fuccin' buried!!!!!! Way to go Kathy, ya crazy fuccin' slut!!!!!!
Teddy let out an evil laugh as he patted Katherine on her leg.
Teddy: It's time.
Teddy finally stopped pacing back and forth and held out his adorable little brown furred arm ready to address the group.
Teddy: Bears...
He looked to Ducky Flash expecting him to immediately interrupt him, shouting his usual nonsense at him but Ducky just remained on the floor sat next to the others with a big smile on his face... or beak, whatever. This was either a very good thing or very bad.
Teddy: Now I'm sure that we were all very excited and happiful when we learnt that Logan had gone missing. Katherine was finally all ours again and it was supposed to be quite the occasion. I thought that she would be happiful to be rid of him constantly holding her down and not allowing her to reach her full and true potential, but if you look up at the bed right now you will see that she is not happiful at all. She came back to us and I thought it'd be a celebration to remember, I even booked a children's entertainer, Gemini the Clown his name was. There was going to be party hats, party poppers and even cake...
He felt a few tears fall down his fluffy little cheeks. The lack of cake was just far too much for him to bear.
Teddy: This is what I thought would happen and what was supposed to happen. Katherine was never meant to turn into...
Teddy struggled to find the right words as he continued talking to the bears. ICE Bearman had since fallen over drunk on the floor, his drink spilling all over him.
Teddy: Katherine was never meant to turn into this woman we see before us today. The fact is we were heinously, egregiously and maliciously ROBBED by that treacherous bastard known as LOGAN!!!
ICE Bearman suddenly shot up off the floor half awake in his drunken state.
ICE Bearman: I DIDN'T KILL HIM!!!
Ducky Flash immediately pushed himself up off the floor and waddled over to ICE Bearman, slapping him hard across his beer soaked furry face with his feathery little yellow wing.
Ducky Flash: Shut ya fuccin' mouth ya weak fuccin' bastard bear! We all know ya didn't fuccin' touch Logan, yer too fuccin' soft ya cock munchin' beer swillin' bastard!!!!!!!!
ICE Bearman: Popstickles into umbrellas... postman eating corn duck!!!!
ICE Bearman just slumped back down onto the floor as Ducky remained standing over him yelling at the poor drunken bear.
Ducky Flash: All ya do is talk fuccin' nonsense. No weak fuccin' asshole has a clue what the fucc yer sayin'. And no fuccer gives a shit about ya either ya drunk fuccin' fool!!!!!!! All ya do is draw stupid fuccin' pictures and ya aren't even fuccin' good at it!!!!!!
Ducky Flash reached down and picked up one of the pictures which had been colored in with some of Katherine crayons. Despite what Ducky said in his adorable little rant, they were actually quite good.
Ducky Flash: See look here at dis shit! What the fucc is this? Some smilin' sun or some shit?!!!!! What sun do you fuccin' know that smiles ya daft fuccin' cunt!!!!! It's complete bullshit! This fuccin' asshole gets all the fuccin' cookies whilst I'm stuck in da fuccin' circle with a bunch of midcard fuccin' bears with only one cookie if I'm fuccin' lucky!!!!!!
Ducky paused as he looked around the group, Badger Bear looked as if he was about to cry but he tried his hardest to look like this rant wasn't bothering him at all, shrugging his furry little shoulders at Ducky.
Badger Bear: Badger Bear don't care.
Teddy looked over at Ducky who just continued to have an adorable little strop and just sighed at him.
Teddy: Are you done, Ducky?
Ducky picked ICE Bearman up off the floor and then pushed him back down laughing at him as he grabbed Bearmans cookies and carried them back over to his side of the circle.
Ducky Flash: I'll tell ya when I'm fuccin' done!!!!!!!!
Ducky threw the stolen cookies onto the floor and sat down next to Badger Bear.
Ducky Flash: Okay now I'm fuccin' done!!!!!!! You may continue ya daft fuccin' asshole!!!!!!!
Teddy just shook his head at Ducky as he continued to pace back and forth on the carpeted floor.
Teddy: Right, good, thanks. Anyway as I was saying... it was him who did this to our Katherine. That cruel hearted treaturous devil known as Logan. You said so yourself did you not Ducky that Logan is a...
Ducky Flash: A soft fuccin' cunt with a fat fuccin' whore of a mother. Yeh I said that shit! Give me the fuccin' praise I deserve!!!!!!
Teddy rolled his eyes at Ducky as he continued.
Teddy: And you, ICE Bearman! Did you not say that Logan was now nothing but a cowardly little bitch bear who lost anything even remotely close to talent 10 years ago and that all he was doing was holding Katherine back and making her as worthless as he now was?
Teddy knew that Bearman hadn't actually said this, he was lucky if he even made sense let alone said anything relevant to the conversation. Teddy just wanted him to feel wanted and part of this discussion. Bearman sat up from his drunken slumber briefly before falling back down.
ICE Bearman: CAMERAS IN THE ELEPHANTS, COBRA LEMONS!!!
Ducky just glared at Bearman.
Ducky Flash: Shut ya fuccin' mouth ya stupid fuccin' cunt!!!!!!!
Badger Bear: Why do we always hang around with Bearman when Ducky hates him so much?
Ducky Flash: Cos he's a stupid fuccin' asshole!!!!!! And you're just as fuccin' stupid for asking such retarded fuccin' questions, ya honey lovin', dick suckin' fuckstick!!!!!!!
Badger Bear: Meh, whatever. Badger Bear don't even care.
Teddy once again sighed as he looked around the group.
Teddy: Can we please get back to the topic at hand?
Ducky Flash: Yeh continue or some shit!!!!!!!
Teddy: And Badger Bear I believe you saw Logan eyeing up some other girls? Is that correct? So despite our Katherine being this down and upset we've established that Logan is nothing but a treaturous, unloyal asshole who doesn't even deserve to spend time with our Katherine let alone have her make him a sandwich.
Ducky Flash: Yeh that's fuccin' rite!!!!!!! If anythin' that stupid fuccin' whore should be makin' us sandwiches!!!!!!!
Teddy: That isn't what I meant, Ducky. What I meant was Katherine is far too good to be spending time with the likes of Logan, let alone getting herself this upset over him. I hate to say it but I actually agree with Jeff Purse on this one.
Badger Bear: Jeff Purse? Sounds like someone Badger Bear wouldn't care about.
Ducky Flash: Jeff Purse is a fuccin' waste of space is what he fuccin' well is!!!!!!!!
ICE Bearman: ICE CREAM ROAD VERY USA!!!
A smile began cracking across Teddy’s face as he saw the other bears agree on something for the first time today. Oh what a joy this was.
Teddy: So what are going to do about the whole Logan thing?
Ducky Flash: This weak fuccin' asshole is right we should do somethin'.
Ducky Flash placed the remaining cookies in his beak and quickly chewed on them as he stood up.
ICE Bearman: Happy sun in the morning didgeridoo.
ICE Bearman stood up.
Badger Bear finally decided to stand up too, frothing at the mouth most likely because he had rabies.
Teddy: Yes bears, what are we going to do if Logan ever shows his face around here again?
Ducky Flash: Fuccin' punch his fat fuccin' whore of a mother right in her fat fuccin' whore face!!!!!!!
ICE Bearman: TELEVISION SUIT YOUR PAJAMAS!!!
Badger Bear: Badger Bear don't even care!!!!!
Teddy: Right, great. This is fantastic. But first we should focus on this match Katherine has coming up with Celeste. Ducky do you have any ideas how we're going to plan for this match?
Ducky smiled big at Teddy as he threw his wings into the air excited.
Ducky Flash: Good ideas? Good fuccin' ideas? I'm fuccin' full of good fuccin' ideas you stupid fuccin' asshole!!!!!!!
Some time passed since Ducky had told the other bears what his plans were to beat Celeste, the group had no idea how this would help win a match but Ducky and the other bears spent a good fifteen minutes pulling Katherines karaoke set out of the toybox and set it up correctly ready to sing a couple of songs. The last time Ducky Flash had played with this toy he was a huge hit with the other bears, Duckys version of "Over the Rainbow" even managed to sell over ten copies, instantly becoming the most played song in their bedroom. Ducky was very proud of his single, this time hoping to follow up his previous songs success with a rendition of a couple of his favorite nursery rhymes. The other bears still had no idea how this would help Katherine but they went along with it just so Ducky wouldn't insult their mothers.
Ducky was wearing some very stylish looking sunglasses and had his feathers slicked back. Ducky Flash had entered the building and he was ready to rock and roll!
Teddy: You sure this is going to help Katherine win her match, Ducky? I don't really see how this is going to help her if I'm honest...
Ducky Flash: Of course this is goin' to fuccin' help that worthless fuccin' slut. That tomato headed cunt won't know what's fuccin' hit her.
Teddy: Alright, Ducky. You ready?
Ducky Flash: I was born fuccin' ready ya stupid asshole!!!!!!! Hit the fuccin' switch!!!!!!!
Teddy walked over to the speaker and pressed his paw against the on switch, turning the unit on with a low buzz. ICE Bearman and Badger Bear sat in the audience looking half interested as Ducky tested the microphone was on and working before lifting it up to his face, giving Teddy the thumbs up.
Ducky Flash: Good evening Katherines bedroom!!!
Badger Bear and ICE Bearman just continued to look at Ducky, they didn't even cheer or anything.
Ducky Flash: Alright so I'd like to sing a couple of fuccin' rhymes for you fuccin' assholes. These are some of my favorites, I don't give a shit if you don't fuccin' like them!!!!!!
Ducky started to shake his legs and danced very Elvis Presley-like as he really got into the mood here.
Ducky Flash: Eenie, meenie, miney, mo. Celeste ain't nothing but a fuccin' hoe. She think she's cool, she thinks she's classy. Reality Check: she's fuccin' trashy!!!!!!
That tomato headed freak fucced a sheep, she blew a horse, licked his fuccin' feet, she ate his ass so very nice tongued his balls not once but twice!!!!!!
Twinkle Twinkle little slut, tomato likes my fuccin' dick inside her butt. Twinkle Twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door. Twinkle twinkle little bitch, close your fuccin' legs it smells like fish. Twinkle Twinkle little slut, name a guy you haven't fucced. Is he skinny, is he tall. Nevermined you fucced them all!!!!!!!
And to finish one of my fuccin' favorites...
Mirror mirror on the fuccin' wall, fucc your lies, fucc them all. I don't care what you say, I'm the shit all day, every day! The dirty looks, the jealous stares. The best part is, you think I fuccin' care. Roll your eyes and talk your shit. Jealous bitches make me fuccin' sick!!!!!!!
Ducky threw his little yellow wings into the air as Badger Bear and ICE Bearman just continued to stare at him.
Ducky Flash: How da fucc was that ya stupid fuccin' asshole bear?!!!!
Ducky looked intently at Teddy waiting for him to give him his opinion, not that Ducky really cared about what he had to say.
Teddy: One question…
Ducky Flash: If you're asking... About two fuccin' inches in a fuccin' cold pond!!!!!!
Teddy: What cookies are you on and where can I get some?
Several hours passed after the bears packed Duckys karaoke toy away telling him that his songs or whatever he called them were not helping Katherine at all. Teddy grabbed onto the duvet which hung down over Katherines mattress and climbed up onto her bed. Katherine was still fast asleep. Teddy looked around on top of the bed and every bear was there, from a still drunk ICE Bearman to Badger Bears cousin Howie. Ducky was up here too but he appeared to be sulking as he just stared out Katherines bedroom window at all the stars outside. Teddy looked over at the clock on Katherines bedside table, a red glow coming off the digits showing that it was 02:32am.
Teddy looked around at the other bears as he walked up and pushed a paw down on Katherines stomach to keep his balance.
Teddy: Bears I ask you. If your nearest and dearest was in despair and you knew that you could fix it, that you could make them better, would you do whatever it took? Would you fix them no matter what you had to do?
Most of the bears nodded their furry little heads in agreement, all except Ducky Flash who remained being all emo on the window ledge.
Teddy: I think you will all agree with me when I say that we preferred Katherine the way she was before all this happened to her. She was a better person back then, a happier person. Bears we weren't there for her when she needed us, the least we can do is help her when she is in dire need of our help now. Do you all agree?
Again everyone cheered as they listened intently to Teddy... well everyone apart from Ducky anyway, he was far too busy being all sad and depressed and most likely crying over pictures of Justin Bieber.
Ducky Flash: Is this what you fuccin' wanted?
Ducky finally turned away from the window with what seemed to be tear tracks running down from from his eyes as he faced the group.
Ducky Flash: You fuccin' wanted me to get one step from my goal, my dream, my future and you fuccin' assholes just wanted to like...
Ducky brought his wing out in front of him and acted as if he was crushing something in between his wings.
Ducky Flash: Crush it all just like that!
Teddy sighed at Ducky as he continued being all dramatic on the window ledge.
Teddy: Ducky what are you going on about now?
Ducky Flash: Ten CDs. I sold ten fuccin CDs. My song was the most played song in the bedroom and yet you cock suckin' assholes just mocked me. Told me to turn it off. And why? To help some psycho fuccin' bitch?!
Teddy: What?!
Ducky Flash: Kathy P! I don't give a fuccin' shit about that fuccin' crazy bitch. This is all about me. Me. Me. Meeeeeeee!!! Fucc fuccin' Kathy that psycho fuccin' slut!!!
Before Ducky knew what was happening Teddy signaled to a few of the bears and pointed at Ducky. The bears snarled as they charged towards the feathery little yellow duck and pulled him off of the window ledge. The bears grabbed hold of Ducky and dragged him over to Teddy, throwing him down at Teddy's paws and holding him down by his wings.
Ducky Flash: Take your filthy fuccin' paws off of me you dirty fuccin' bears!!!!!!!
Without hesitating Teddy just grabbed Ducky around his neck, pushing his head down onto the bed. Teddy's claws came out as he growled into Duckys face. After seemingly scaring the hell out of the little yellow duck, Teddy turned Duckys head towards a sleeping Katherine and kept him pinned to the bed.
Teddy: Do you know who she is, Ducky?! And I swear to God Bear if you're rude about her again I will claw your fucking throat out right now!
Ducky struggled beneath Teddy's grip as he desperately tried to hold back more tears.
Ducky Flash: Yeh some dumb fuccin' whore is who she fuccin' well is! Raise the fuccin' alarm or some shit cos this fuccin' duck spoke the truth and doesn't give a fucc!
In the background Badger Bear gasped as he pointed at a still downed Ducky Flash.
Badger Bear: Ducky Flash don't care!
Teddy growled at Ducky as he tightened his grip on his feathery little neck.
Teddy: I could claw your throat right out right now, Ducky. I could and no bear would care. Especially not Badger Bear. But I'm not going to do that...
Teddy let go of Duckys neck, Ducky just gasping to catch his breath.
Teddy: You see Ducky, without Katherine none of us would be here today. She brings life to us quite literally and it's about time you realized this. Without her we would all be in the toybox, forgotten. We need to help Katherine, Ducky. People did this to her... destroyed her piece by piece and turned her into this... shell you see before you today. She was once great, I helped create her. And then she went a bit off the rails, she thought that she could be strong without us and that simply was not the case. The fact is she needs us as much as we need her, Ducky.
Ducky Flash ran off and hid behind the group shaking in his little boots. Teddy shrugged at Ducky as he walked over and prodded Katherine in her face to wake her up, it took a while but she eventually opened her eyes to her favorite little bear standing mere inches away from her face.
Katherine: T-teddy? What are you doing? It's late. Go to sleep!
Teddy: It's time we got you ready for your fight, Katherine.
Katherine: My fight? Oh you mean my play date with my favorite little red furred bear? Teddy you're so silly. That's not a fight!
Teddy: Fucking stop it Katherine! What the fuck happened to you?!
Katherine gasped as she looked at Teddy in shock.
Katherine: Language, Teddy!
Teddy: No! Fuck that! This isn't you, Katherine! What ever happened to you?! What happened to the girl who murdered...
Katherine sat up out of bed and pushed Teddy away from her.
Katherine: Hey! Stop! I didn't kill anyone!
Teddy: Didn't you? Oh really? That's funny... I seem to remember things going a little bit differently there. Remember all the blood? It felt good didn't it, Katherine. It felt good to see them scream and beg like that. Beg you not to hurt them. But we didn't listen to them did we, Katherine? I'm sure you remember Katherine. The sights, the smells... it still haunts you to this day doesn't it?
Katherine put her hands to her ears desperately trying to ignore Teddy as he continued.
Teddy: They hurt you didn't they, Katherine? They deserved everything you did to them you know they did.
Katherine: Stop it Teddy! I'm not listening to you! I'm not!!!
Teddy: And now look at you. You think everyone is your friend. All you want is to be accepted by them. Those people... and why? Why do you even care? Do they even deserve to have you near them? Do they?! Are you honestly telling me that you're on their level? You're better than them, Katherine. You're better than all of them. Bears. Bring her forward!
A couple of the bears pushed a little red furred bear forward out of the group towards Teddy. She was wearing a cute little red dress which went well with her fur. Katherine just looked on with big eyes.
Teddy: And now this week you're facing a red furred slut who thinks she better than you, Katherine. She does. She thinks you're nothing but a crazy...
Whilst Teddy was talking the red furred bear began to undress as a couple of the bears in the background began to wolf whistle her, drooling all over the bed. Ducky Flash pushed his way through the group and began to cat call the little red furred bear.
Ducky Flash: Fucc yeah! Fuccin' strip or some shit ya slutty fuccin' tomato head!
Teddy shook his head as he watched the red furred bear continue to take her clothes off.
Teddy: What the fuck are you doing?
The red furred bear stopped for a moment as she looked up at Teddy.
Red Furred Bear: Errrrrr I thought you wanted me to act like Celeste, Teddy? I thought we were helping Katherine get ready for her match...
Teddy: How is you taking your clothes off helping Katherine?
The little red furred bear shrugged her shoulders.
Red Furred Bear: I was just acting like Celeste...
Teddy: Really?
Katherine: Teddy! Don't start getting all judgemental! That's not all she does!
Red Furred Bear: Yeah it is! Well aside from doing drugs anyway... but even I'm not stupid enough to do that!
Teddy: Really? Jeez. Katherine why do you care about her? Seriously...
Katherine: Teddy stop it. She's my friend...
Teddy just nodded his fuzzy little head to the Red Furred Bear.
Red Furred Bear: You're nothing but a psychotic fucking stalker. I'm not you're fucking friend! Go fuck yourself Kathy!
Katherine: Stop it!
Red Furred Bear: The mere sight of you makes me fucking sick!
Katherine: Stop it! Stop it! STOP IT!!!
Red Furred Bear: You make me want to gouge my own fucking eyes out! No wonder you don't have any fucking friends! You pathetic weak little bitch!!!
Katherine was now pulling at her hair just raging on top of the bed.
Red Furred Bear: No one fucking likes you Katherine! And your bears at just as fucking worthless!
Badger Bear had to pull Ducky back as he was about to say something back to the tomato headed freak bear. Katherine finally let go of her and stared at the bear with evil just pouring out of her eyes.
Katherine: FUCK YOU!!!
Katherine grabbed the little Red Furred Bear as she let out of a terrified scream, Katherine didn't care though, she just tore the bear to shreds... stuffing flying everywhere.
Ducky Flash: Holy fuccin' shit! This bitch is fuccin' crazy! She just murdered that fuccin' tomato!!! She fuccin' murdered her like that shit was easy! That beetroot haired fuckstick better like dirt cos she's just been fuccin' buried!!!!!! Way to go Kathy, ya crazy fuccin' slut!!!!!!
Teddy let out an evil laugh as he patted Katherine on her leg.
Teddy: It's time.
