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Post by recklessjack on Jan 22, 2006 13:52:06 GMT -5
Reckless Jack tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Reckless Jack out. It failed miserably.
If you don't put out for Reckless Jack, he gives you a Yakuza kick that sends you to hell.
Reckless Jack doesn't churn butter. He Yakuza kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Reckless Jack looked at Hitler. Hitler then commited suicide.
The atom bomb didn't end World War II, Reckless Jack did by Yakuza kicking Hiroshima.
There aren't steroids in wrestling, Reckless Jack just breathes on them.
Reckless Jack once Yakuza kicked Creeping Death so hard that Seth Lerch came out of Creeping Death's ass.
When God made the earth, he made a man, a woman, and Reckless Jack. Since then, Yakuza kick deaths have been catastrophic.
Wendy's once made Reckless Jack wait for half an hour. He got so pissed, he Ole Kicked Wendy's and made Burger King.
Reckless Jack and Jon Michaels got into a fight. Reckless Jack hit such a massive Spinal Compression that the Grand Canyon was formed.
There was a tenth planet until Reckless Jack Yakuza kicked it. That then became the asteroid belt.
(Yeah these are weak, but I'm bored.)
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Post by Jon Michaels on Jan 22, 2006 13:57:08 GMT -5
Reckless Jack and Jon Michaels got into a fight. Jack kicked Jon hard enough he went flying then slid on the ground. The buildup during the slide is now known as Mt. Everest.
Reckless Jack and Matthew Draven once kicked each other at the same time. The impact was so hard it made Chuck Norris flinch.
Reckless Jack singlehandedly disabled the man's part of the porn industry. He gave Peter North and the rest of them a shining wizard kick. He carries the industry on his figurative shoulders now.
Brian Johnson of AC/DC wasn't always so short. He pissed Reckless Jack off and he hit him in the top of the head.
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Post by Seth on Jan 22, 2006 15:36:13 GMT -5
Reckless Jack and Jon Michaels posted random facts. What resulted was them being banned from the WCF board.
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Post by recklessjack on Jan 22, 2006 15:39:03 GMT -5
Alright, I've been banned.
I would like to thank god first of all. Um, mom and dad, my family. Uh... I would like to thank myself too for being sooo random.
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Post by Jon Michaels on Jan 22, 2006 15:47:14 GMT -5
I want to thank God, because he gave me the God given talent of funny. I want to thank my friends and family, without them I wouldn't have any targets for my smartass comments. Secondly, I want to say "Fuck Seth, for being a homo!" jk Seth.
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