"Live" Chat Extravaganzee!

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Colin Marshall and Patrick McCoy
In association with Picardos Production

Are Proud To Present A Special Live Chat Extravaganzee!

Featuring…

YOU! The WCF Galaxy!

(The scene opens playing a nice little tune. The camera pans in on Colin Marshall sitting in a chair, wearing his street clothes including a logo shirt, a pair of blue jeans, and a pair of black slip on shoes. Patrick McCoy sits directly across from him, wearing a dark blue shirt, a black vest, a pair of blue jeans, and a pair of black dress shoes. There is a scrolling message bar along the bottom of the screen, signaling an open chat room. The tune dies out as Colin begins to speak.)

Colin Marshall: Hello everybody and welcome to the first time ever Live Chat Extravaganza. I’m your host, Colin Marshall. Sitting across from me is my lifelong friend, Patrick McCoy. Say hello, Patrick.

Patrick McCoy: (Very shyly) Hello everyone…

Colin Marshall: Oh come on Patrick! You can do better than that!

Patrick McCoy: (Directly in to the mic) HELLO EVERYONE!!!

(Colin claps his hand over his right ear where his ear bud rests. Patrick begins to laugh as Colin resumes speaking.)

Colin Marshall: Alright everybody, the way this is going to work is you either send your questions in via the chat room or you can phone them in. The questions will be pre-screened by the tech guys off screen and then they’ll show them to us. We want to know what the people want from their People’s Champion and I’m here to receive that message! Also, if you want to ask me any personal questions, feel free!

Patrick McCoy: Here’s a personal question. How large is Steve Orbit’s wiener?

Colin Marshall: Not really a personal question Patrick. I don’t know from experience, but word around the locker room is nobody can handle that Thickness. Not even the legendary Mr. Bobby Cairo, bless his soul. (Patrick imitates a rimshot sound with his mouth) I try to stay away from such matters, you know how it is, just quite a lot of backstage politics regarding Mr. Orbit’s wiener.

(Patrick shrugs it off and they move on)

Colin Marshall: Anyways, the chat will be going live in thirty seconds so get your questions ready and let’s have a good time for the people!

(The clock winds down and the first question pops up on screen)

Colin Marshall: We’re getting our first question, Patrick, check it out! (Colin begins pointing down on screen towards the text. He uses his fingers to trace a line across the words)

Patrick McCoy: What’s it say, Colin?! What’s it say?!

“@starletfan562 – Sunday Night was awesome, and it was a big thanks to you and Marina! You put on one hell of a show and your hand shake to her at the end was a bold, but noble move. You surprised a lot of people Sunday night as you have been known to be a little on the harsh side towards people, insulting them in various ways. I think the thing everyone is dying to know is…what changed? Was it something that happened outside of the ring, or was it something that Marina said?”

Patrick McCoy: What was it Colin?

Colin Marshall: Well, I’ll tell you Patrick and @startletfan562…she challenged me to change. She challenged me to step up, reclaim my pride, and become a leader and a man. She asked me so many questions that I had been avoiding asking myself. She saw something inside of me that I had yet to realize was there. Something I was only kidding myself with from the start. She saw the spark inside, a light at the end of the tunnel. She recognized the potential inside of me and now it’s time I recognize it in myself.

Patrick McCoy: Well, you have your chance this Sunday against Peter Quinn, Jordan Ciserano, and Bryan “Buzz” Worthy. If you win Colin, you’re the number one contender for the People’s Championship.

Colin Marshall: Yes sir, Patrick…but enough of that for now. The shoot is later, remember?

(Patrick makes a zipper motion across his lips, signifying that his were shut on the subject. A bell begins to ring on the sound stage.)

Patrick McCoy: Oh, that’s the sound! We’re getting a phone call now, right?

Colin Marshall: You better believe it Patrick!

Patrick McCoy: That is so fucking cool.

Colin Marshall: Hello caller! Who am I speaking with?

(The caller’s voice sounds through the sound stage speakers sounding a little on the nasally side.)

Raymond: Um, yeah, my name’s Raymond.

Colin Marshall: Alright Raymond, what’s your question?

Raymond: Ok, yeah, I’ve been on the internet all day and between power leveling on Elder Scrolls Online and masturbating, I was checking the dirt sheets…

(Patrick mouths “TMI” to Colin, who has a horrified look on his face.)

Raymond: They all say that you’ve entered in to some kind of deal with, one, Rabuele Picardos. Do you care to elaborate a little on that or are you just going to leave us all guessing for a while?

Colin Marshall: The specifics of the deal are a little classified, but it all ties in to my work here in the WCF. It’s a little insurance program, something to tip the scales in my favor, but it doesn’t give me any unfair advantage. I’m still a man who can be beat…trust me. It was something that would help me in my quest for Championship gold, then you know I was all for it. Alright Raymond, we need to make some time for other guests, so thanks for calling!

Patrick McCoy: What a weird dude.

Colin Marshall: Probably Corey Black hate calling. He hates everything, don’t you know?

Patrick McCoy: That’s the guy with Creeping Death inside of him, right? Did he have sex with ZMAC or something?

Colin Marshall: No, that’s not “hashtag” Best For Business…anyways, moving on.

(The chat room at the bottom of the screen is consistently buzzing with chat as a lot of the WCF Galaxy is logged on posting questions. Some appear on screen in the live chat box reading “OHMG, Quiiin is soooooo hawt! Quin’s~girl~4~life”, “This match is going to be epic! Colin, Quinn, Jordan, and Worthy in the same ring? I already have my ticket!”, “Honey Badger don’t give a shit about any of this. We'll be living in ZMAC’s America, while ya’ll just suck up on Seth Lerch’s tit.”, and “Yeah, I’ve been watching, and this show needs more hotdogs and beers.”)

Colin Marshall: That’s a lot of activity from YOU! Our WCF Galaxy! And on my road to becoming the People’s Champion, and afterwards of course, I will always be willing to give the people what they want! Bring out the craft tables!

(A crew of people starts rolling out tables laden with hotdog’s and Natural ICE beers.)

Patrick McCoy: Natty ICE?! Couldn’t have we got something better? Like…anything better?

Colin Marshall: It’s what the people want! Speaking of what the people want, we have time for one more question! Our last question is from “at”WeAreThePeople and they ask “Colin Marshall, our current People’s Champion is Chelsea Black Armstrong. She is a strong member of SPAC, alongside her husband Seifer and friend Waylon, both of whom are tough members of the WCF roster. This week, you face Peter Quinn, Jordan Ciserano, and ‘Buzz’ Worthy in a number one contenders match. Tell me, what can we expect from you in this upcoming match? What sets you apart from the other contenders?”

(Colin stands up from his chair and brushes his shoulder length hair behind his head and staring straight in to the camera.)

Colin Marshall: You want to know what Colin Marshall can bring to the table, huh? After my latest series of losses, I’m looking to come back stronger than ever. There’s only so many times a man can lose, look in to the mirror, see his own face, and not like what’s looking back at them. This time, there’s more at stake than ever. I went in to my last title contendership match with a head full of steam, but I won’t make that same mistake twice. This time, I have a fresh perspective that will allow me to keep focus on what’s at hand. Unlike my opponents this week…

Patrick McCoy: Oh, perfect transition to the shoot, Colin…

Colin Marshall. First off, I’ll start with Peter Quinn. The guy who doesn’t exactly know what he is. I’ve watched his matches, and the guy is a worse wrestler than Tyler Walker on a bad day. Couple that with a little trouble from the boss and you’ve got jobber stew.

Patrick McCoy: I hear he’s the writer type, probably doing some role research for an independent film or something.

Colin Marshall: Speaking of research, Patrick, I did a little on another opponent of mine, Jordan Ciserano.

Patrick McCoy: And what did you find out, Colin?

Colin Marshall: Well, not much…Kind of reminds me of myself a little bit. Headstrong, cocky…can’t win a match. I can tell his heart isn’t in it…because I had been having the same problem.

Patrick McCoy: Wait…he won against Tony T, right?

Colin Marshall: I heard from Seth that Tony T was drunk that night. For some reason, he thought he didn’t have to show up and he could still win the match. By the time he got to the arena, he was already blacked out. They had to string him up from the ceiling like a puppet.

Patrick McCoy: That’s kind of…morbid, though.

Colin Marshall: Hey, we got to give the people want they want. Speaking of which, this weekend Ciserano…bring it! I want to see what you can do in the ring, as well as outside of it. I want you to show everyone just how hungry you are for championship gold! I want you to show them that you’re as hungry as I am!

Patrick McCoy: And last, but certainly not least, Colin…

Colin Marshall: That’s right! It’s your host for “What’s The Buzz,” Mr. Worthy, a man of the people! You risk it all for the hottest stories…because that’s what the people want, right? You just recently did a piece on the stabbing of Bobby Cairo by Diablo Calzone at the Poon Guinee Embassy in Madrid, am I right? That crowd was getting riled up, wanting your sperm, but you stuck to your unbiased guns, am I right?

Patrick McCoy: Is Bobby Cairo going to be ok?

Colin Marshall: Well, the doctors did everything they could Patrick…and it looks like he’s going to be just fine.

Patrick McCoy: What the hell is wrong with you?

Colin Marshall: Bryan, let’s give them a show on Sunday! Let’s show them that you’re not just here to make your nine to five paper, unlace your boots, roll up your microphone, and head home. Let’s show the WCF Galaxy that you’re really a man of the people and give them one hell of a show!

Patrick McCoy: Uh, Colin…we’re out of time.

Colin Marshall: That’s all the time we have for you tonight! Don’t forget to go to the People's Title Poll and vote for who you want to see as your People's Champion! This is Patrick McCoy and I'm Colin Marshall. Thank you for joining us for this Live Chat Extravanganzee!

(The tune kicks back in as the camera pans out on Colin and Patrick talking amongst one another. The title “Live Chat Extravaganzee” pops up on the screen before eventually fading to black.)