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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Dec 26, 2013 0:00:46 GMT -5
Marco Valintine gets waxed at ONE. His balls enjoy their place on my dumpster mantle piece, right above the roaring fire where I make sweet love to those fine ass BBW bitches. HA! The Honey Badger don't make love. He pounds the poon like has has all those jobbers before them. Marco wasn't nothin but what I said he was- what I made him to be. A punk ass bitch.
Whose gunna step up now to The Honey Badger? Is there no challenger!? Is no one worthy? ( of course not. Bitches be scared.)
To anyone who thinks that they can hang-Go get your self a ticket and wait in line- for the beatin of your life. A contenders match will be made ( not that it'll make a fuckin difference. )
Deuces Bitch
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2013 5:46:28 GMT -5
@ DarkImagination
Does anyone actually understand what this idiot is trying to say? Anyone? No? I didn't think so. I'm pretty sure it was something along the lines of...
"Blah blah blah I'm a honey badger..."
Wait a honey badger? Really? Hahahaha what on earth is that supposed to mean? That is the worst nickname I have ever heard in my entire life. Anyway yeah...
"I'm a honey badger and I make out like the WORTHLESS Internet title is the best title in the entire world because I accepted the fact that I am completely and utterly useless and I would never be able to do anything more than hold a crappy little, LESS THAN a low carder, title!"
It was something along those lines right? I got it in one didn't I? "Honey Badger" let me tell you something, your "title" is so god damn useless that my beloved Sarah doesn't even consider it to be a real title! And unlike me, she actually cares about this place and it's weird belts! That should really tell you something don't you think? Basically what I'm saying is... SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN WORTHLESS TRASHCAN MOUTH BEFORE YOU GET HURT! Did you understand that? Good. Now run along little badger, I am done with you. #InternetTitleIsTrash
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Post by raYne on Dec 29, 2013 2:44:42 GMT -5
Marco Valintine gets waxed at ONE. His balls enjoy their place on my dumpster mantle piece, right above the roaring fire where I make sweet love to those fine ass BBW bitches. HA! The Honey Badger don't make love. He pounds the poon like has has all those jobbers before them. Marco wasn't nothin but what I said he was- what I made him to be. A punk ass bitch. Whose gunna step up now to The Honey Badger? Is there no challenger!? Is no one worthy? ( of course not. Bitches be scared.) To anyone who thinks that they can hang-Go get your self a ticket and wait in line- for the beatin of your life. A contenders match will be made ( not that it'll make a fuckin difference. ) Deuces Bitch @world_tourSixtyNine -- Discount translation: 4. I beat a guy who put up such little struggle its as if he didn't even have the chance to compete. #if_ya_know_what_I_mean #4thWallBrokenLikeTheBitchItIs 5. For a guy that enjoys 'poundin' poon', i sure do like talkin' about male anatomy an awful lot. I must be bi like raYne... 6. I'm makin' a challenge to anyone who has the balls to face me. 7. Balls 8. Numbers r fun. 9. I'm ready for a ticket to connector city 10. KJL 10. HLN 11. I can't spell. 13. I also can't count. 14. Discount HLA #hot_lesbian_aardvarks |
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Post by raYne on Dec 29, 2013 2:48:58 GMT -5
@ DarkImagination Does anyone actually understand what this idiot is trying to say? Anyone? No? I didn't think so. I'm pretty sure it was something along the lines of... "Blah blah blah I'm a honey badger..." Wait a honey badger? Really? Hahahaha what on earth is that supposed to mean? That is the worst nickname I have ever heard in my entire life. Anyway yeah... "I'm a honey badger and I make out like the WORTHLESS Internet title is the best title in the entire world because I accepted the fact that I am completely and utterly useless and I would never be able to do anything more than hold a crappy little, LESS THAN a low carder, title!" It was something along those lines right? I got it in one didn't I? "Honey Badger" let me tell you something, your "title" is so god damn useless that my beloved Sarah doesn't even consider it to be a real title! And unlike me, she actually cares about this place and it's weird belts! That should really tell you something don't you think? Basically what I'm saying is... SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN WORTHLESS TRASHCAN MOUTH BEFORE YOU GET HURT! Did you understand that? Good. Now run along little badger, I am done with you. #InternetTitleIsTrash @snow_flake -- As long as he's the champ, that hash tag is a #fact But that's a minor issue that will be resolved much sooner than later. 12 to one. I don't like the honey beaver's odds. #bam |
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Post by Caliban on Dec 29, 2013 2:51:15 GMT -5
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Dec 29, 2013 13:20:15 GMT -5
None of you realize that by replying to this thread- you just prove me right. Ya'll try to bottom out this title yet you all want it. You want it because ZMAC has it.
ZMAC is GOD
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Post by Caliban on Dec 29, 2013 14:08:37 GMT -5
I tried not to say anything I really really did, I thought it would be easier to just drop tunes, but this idiot needs to be made aware of something, Mac I have heard you say recently that before you came along Steve Orbit was crying out for someone with creativity and who could find new ways to use the internet to the champs advantage, you said that person was like something never seen before and that person was you, well here is the truth dumb ass, the piece of talking your describing had Steve Orbit asking for someone like me, by name, the person who got enough people pissed off that your piece of tin became a championship belt again, and when it did, it turned out I didn't deserve it after all but when I see you walking around like its been all you I had to deliver a message. All it takes is a wrestling contract,7 days and a match, Ill send you back to the darkest spookiest most Lilith infected area of the internet you shat yourself out of
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2013 14:11:54 GMT -5
@ DarkImagination
Seriously can someone get rid of this Caliban trashcan? If I wanted to see cry baby bitches I'd go to Eric Prices house. #GoAwayCaliban #LilithIsBetterThanYou #LilithLovesSarah
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Post by Caliban on Dec 29, 2013 14:14:21 GMT -5
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Post by Caliban on Dec 30, 2013 3:10:06 GMT -5
Zombies make the world tremble every day in fear, it reminds me a lot of you wrestling career, your a virus, nah wait sorry your a joke, your a copy and a bad one at that, what you claim is originality we have all seen before, I was doing it for months same as plenty were before. But you see when you stand a man like me against a creature like you, you realize that in the end I am the dangerous one of both of us your just another idiot following a fad
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Dec 30, 2013 3:14:20 GMT -5
1st and 20th Internet Champion. Greatest Internet Champion.
Fad? kid- go fuck ya self. you got no clue what this honey badger can do.
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Post by Caliban on Dec 30, 2013 3:19:09 GMT -5
I see a joke, lemme tell you about a badger will I? See where I come from Badgers are vicious if you face one, one on one, hell it will rip the Axel out of your car, but what makes it a weaker species is it's primitive nature to fighting, that's what you are Mac, your primitive, your an easy win, you say you are creative, I see something I have seen before, you wouldn't be holding that title right now if it wasn't for me, some puppet would of got it and killed it within weeks of twilight's regime, I am not here to demand the title from you just beat the shit out of you and take it the same way I did the last legend who held it
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Post by snOw on Dec 30, 2013 12:15:38 GMT -5
None of you realize that by replying to this thread- you just prove me right. Ya'll try to bottom out this title yet you all want it. You want it because ZMAC has it. ZMAC is GOD @world_tourSixtyNine Discount Translation -- 15. I don't realize that the only reason there are twelve people gunning for this title is so that one of them may restore it to its former glory. 16. I also don't realize that the only reason this title is 'bottomed out', is cuz I am the champion. 17. I AM A FRAUD 18. discount ana valentine |
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Post by snOw on Dec 30, 2013 12:28:26 GMT -5
1st and 20th Internet Champion. Greatest Internet Champion. Fad? kid- go fuck ya self. you got no clue what this honey badger can do. @world_tourSixtyNine -- Discount Translation : 19. This honey badger can eat out of a garbage can 20. This honey badger can bang BBWs 21. This honey badger can sing "Little Boy Blue" 22. This honey badger can store nuts for the winter 23: This honey badger can make a mean cup of joe 24. This honey badger can ruin an entire division with one title "victory" 25. This honey badger can be found in Africa, the Middle East and the Indian Subcontinent 26. This honey badger can become nocturnal in places with high human populations 27. This honey badger can crush a tortoise's shell with its big, fat mouth 28. This honey badger can use tools to its benefit 29. This honey badger MUST use tools to its benefit to win a match. Such as chairs, lead pipes & its home [aka, a trash can] 30. When attacked by dogs, this honey bagder can scream like bear cubs 31. When there are no bee larvae, this Honey Badger can hunt a variety of other animals including porcupines, insects, meerkats, snakes, young gazelles,tortoises, frogs and even smaller crocodiles. It can also eat fruit and vegetables such as berries, roots and bulbs. 32. This honey badger can strum the ukulele at midnight underneath a field of stars 33. This honey badger can go fuck itself 34. This honey badger probably WILL go fuck itself 35. This honey badger is currently fucking itself 36. This honey badger is personal friends w/Oscar the Grouch. 37. discount ana valentine#ZMACfacts
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Dec 30, 2013 12:38:59 GMT -5
What former glory? You mean MY glory. The fact that there are a dozen people gunning for a " third rate" belt on the second rate show? THAT GLORY?
Yes, never before has this many people shown THIS MUCH INTEREST VOLUNTARILY in any belt IN WCF HISTORY
that glory?
Motha fucka this right here is the glory and the power of THE HONEY BADGER
I did this. I brang this shit to the motha fuckin world
By replying to me, to my threads- to my coked up maddness you all just reenforce the fact that I am a motha fuckin GOD
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Post by snOw on Dec 30, 2013 12:55:17 GMT -5
What former glory? You mean MY glory. The fact that there are a dozen people gunning for a " third rate" belt on the second rate show? THAT GLORY? Yes, never before has this many people shown THIS MUCH INTEREST VOLUNTARILY in any belt IN WCF HISTORY that glory? Motha fucka this right here is the glory and the power of THE HONEY BADGER I did this. I brang this shit to the motha fuckin world By replying to me, to my threads- to my coked up maddness you all just reenforce the fact that I am a motha fuckin GOD @world_tourSixtyNine -- 38. Some people become tired of the status quo 38b. Daniel Bryan taking the World Title 39. Some people become tired of the way things are 39b. CM Punk taking the WWE Title 40. Some people have enough of the way things are... 41. And those people do something about it. 42. Those people create change. 42b. "Stone Cold 3:16 says....." 43. When things are mediocre 44. When things are dull 45. When things aren't as they should be 46. THAT's when a revolution begins. 47. And I, The Honey Badger, the stale champ, Discount Scott Levy... iAm where the revolution begins When a legion of people rise up and see that i get what i deserve. 48. Adolf Hitler 49. Suddham Hussein 50. Osama Bin Laden 51. These were not great men 52. But these men had an entire WORLD paint a target on their heads 53. And each one met their fate. 54. Zombie McMorris 55. tickTock 56. discount ana valentine#bam
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Dec 30, 2013 13:08:32 GMT -5
Sated above comment doesnt realize that in Twitter profile the obvious reference to THE HONEY BADGER only shows that mocking said HONEY BADGER only makes him look that much better ( not that he needs it.)
Any replies involving anything having to do with THE HONEY BADGER only make him more untouchable ( but he will touch you. and boy, he IS he going to touch you.)
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Dec 30, 2013 13:09:42 GMT -5
Sated above comment doesnt realize that in Twitter profile the obvious reference to THE HONEY BADGER only shows that mocking said HONEY BADGER only makes him look that much better ( not that he needs it.)
Any replies involving anything having to do with THE HONEY BADGER only make him more untouchable ( but he will touch you. and boy, he IS he going to touch you.)
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Post by Zombie DankMorris on Dec 30, 2013 13:14:05 GMT -5
the above double post will stand as testiment to my authority over the internet and WCF.com's Twitter page
and all you motha fuckin jobbers out to " end" the best damn champion in WCF history. This is legit, non-contractual- personal- take to the computer- take to the world -shoot. Not one of you have to come up in here and get at this battle royal. you chose to get on this shit- thats a personal fuckin choice away from the TV crews and WCF brass.
This is real life in WCF and I am your GOD
Tort aint got shit on THE HONEY BADGER
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Post by snOw on Dec 30, 2013 13:31:55 GMT -5
the above double post will stand as testiment to my authority over the internet and WCF.com's Twitter page and all you motha fuckin jobbers out to " end" the best damn champion in WCF history. This is legit, non-contractual- personal- take to the computer- take to the world -shoot. Not one of you have to come up in here and get at this battle royal. you chose to get on this shit- thats a personal fuckin choice away from the TV crews and WCF brass. This is real life in WCF and I am your GOD Tort aint got shit on THE HONEY BADGER @world_tourSixtyNine -- Discount Translation: 57. I fail to realize, yet again, that the only reason those twelve people chose to "get at this battle royal"... 58. Is the same exact reason Julius Cesear lost his empire 59. Is the same exact reason Napoleon Bonaparte lost his empire 60. IS THE SAME EXACT REASON... Sarah Twilight has provoked an entire company. 61. I fail to realize a marked man does not translate into a King of worth 62. For MANY 'kings' were far unworthy 63. ... and that's why the guillotine was invented 64. tick 65. tock 66. bam #DaysRNumbered #scorchedEarth #weRlegion #4weRmany |
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