Post by Caliban on Sept 26, 2013 17:17:33 GMT -5
OOC: The video each paragraph talks about is the one above it not below even if it says "this next song"
I am not going to start this with some stupid intro I'm going start this with something to show you exactly what mindset I am in today tomorrow and all the way to Sunday and beyond, last night I stepped into the ring with someone twice my size and I walked out still holding my belt. And, after I left the arena I went straight to see these guys play. Listen to this, all of you this will be your siren song
A shitty graphic appears on the screen with an 8-bit soundtrack that plays just long enough to be slightly annoying
LADY'S AND GENTLEMAN HE IS THE MAN WHO TOOK DOWN THE BEASTS AND THE FLIES AND THE HIGHEST STAR IN THE SKY AND HE IS STILL THE INTERNET CHAMPION, Jordan Caliban, This one goes straight out to Lionheart maybe next time you will get in the ring with the real rookie of the year before pretending to be the next big thing. And as a warning to every other rookie that seems to be coming after me, I hope you saw that because that's the tip of the iceberg over how good I can be, and if that wasn't enough proof for you then, I'll see you in the ring on Sunday, but here is the problem guys, there are much bigger and many better people coming after me on Sunday, you guys are cannon fodder, me, I am actually marked which means they know that if the conditions are correct and the timing is impeccable I can come out of nowhere and win this the same way I came out of nowhere and well look at me now
I would like to address supposed stories going around about my mental stability or even my origin. Let me tell you something about Mitchell Sythe, Mitchell Sythe is a sad little reporter whose ass I kicked a few months before I got here and he has had his nose stuck up my ass ever since, Mitchell I am warning you kid walk away and stay away this isn't worth the hell you are involving yourself in. I will say one thing, you have all met my boy Punkin so it's obvious that there is something else there, right? Or maybe I am like everyone else and simply in conflict with the demons we all fought with on our way here. If the time comes and it needs to be said you will possibly learn the truth about me and Mitchell I'll even give you the interview, but this is your last warning, back off or something very bad is going to happen to you. Sit in your dark room when you hear this and relax once the show is done and try to remember the mirrors
37 men on a young man's boot while he spews fire from his mouth and watches every dream they will ever have burn, I will never call myself the winner of the War match the way everyone else seems to be doing, you know what I see the War match as? It's a family gathering coming together to do what we all love to do, no matter what our motivation, Eli Kid always tells me, I'm too serious and you know what sometimes he is right, but this time round I think it's deserved, but I am ready to fight because it is fun, I love the melee and the cluster fuck of an entire locker room beating the shit out of each other, Sunday night I get to fight anyone I have ever wanted to be in the ring with, Steve Orbit, every price in the company, Twilight, Valentine, Doc, NVL the list could continue, I mean we even have a masked man walking into this with momentum that probably will need a 5 man wall to stop. But the biggest question will be how can I compete when flying is suicide? Well let's just say I don't really believe that, but then if you know my history you will know my first ever televised wrestling match was in a battle royal just like this one. You will know that I was tossed out of the ring by a 6 foot 9 giant and landed in the 6th row with nobody catch me, I'm not a big guy, but I ain't exactly Spike Dudley if you know what I mean? But I learned from that, the same way I learn every time I am in the ring, I told Lionheart I had faced and beat a 100 copies of him and lo and behold I just beat him, imagine what I am capable of in a battle royal now after that.
The song I am ending with is for NVL personally, this goes out to you and your belt, I will be waiting and I will be watching you, I don't expect to walk out of the building tomorrow night world champ and I have never declared any real intention to do so, but Nathan tomorrow night you go from someone I have watched from afar and faced once in a tag match to the only man I really want to eliminate, you don't deserve that belt and I am making it my personal mission to make sure you are not leaving with it on Sunday. You could have been great man, I watched you in awe from the crowds for 6 months before I came here, you are full of such fantastic potential and yet you let yourself become a sheep just like everyone else, I take offence to that as a man with a few voices in my head myself. Any type of psychosis is really just a lack of walls to your true personality and sometimes there so happens to be one for the different parts of your brain. You see what people miss is that Psychosis is another type of normally unused brain activity that probably existed in feral men to give them the ability to survive and now we don't need it anymore it sits dormant until someone brain decides it wants to try something stupid and low behold a world champion was born. You know I owe you for a kick in the face I took from you're dumb ass at my 2nd WCF show that was my first ever broken tooth and cost me MONEY to fix it, and yet you won't even remember because it's all collateral damage, well tomorrow night and until I decide to stop, this collateral damage will be out to collect
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We open on a camera and the usual dark room with Mitchell Sythe sitting under a single bulb like he is being interrogated
Hi it's Mitchell Sythe here again responding to the comments made by Jordan Caliban, Jordan whatever you are hiding cost me nearly my entire life TWICE and for that I want an explanation because none of this shit means anything to me, I don't get it and I will not stop until I find out what is going on
Mitchell looks slightly terrified that he let those words slip out of his mouth, and he looks around in a panic
The Mirrors, the mirrors are where this all started, I remember, I remember the smoke and the noise and my camera man's voice disappearing as the blood drained from his face, I remember a cold arm around my throat and then I remembered the hospital room and that's it, I will not stop until this is all out ... in ... the ... open
Mitchell's voice changed because the bulb above him is starting to swing back and forth gaining more and more momentum
SMASH!
The bulb just hit the wall and the room is completely enveloped in darkness
Shit
The video ends with Mitchell screaming and pleading in the dark
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3 hours later
We have the camera back on Mitchell's face but he isn't in the same room anymore, he is talking in a low panicking voice and has to sniff every now and then to stop himself from crying out
My name is Mitchell Sythe, if anyone ever finds this I... I don't know where I am, its dark and the air is stale and cold, I can feel things creeping on me under my skin, its like my blood is being pushed back by some unknown force in my veins, please, please help me
I am not going to start this with some stupid intro I'm going start this with something to show you exactly what mindset I am in today tomorrow and all the way to Sunday and beyond, last night I stepped into the ring with someone twice my size and I walked out still holding my belt. And, after I left the arena I went straight to see these guys play. Listen to this, all of you this will be your siren song
A shitty graphic appears on the screen with an 8-bit soundtrack that plays just long enough to be slightly annoying
LADY'S AND GENTLEMAN HE IS THE MAN WHO TOOK DOWN THE BEASTS AND THE FLIES AND THE HIGHEST STAR IN THE SKY AND HE IS STILL THE INTERNET CHAMPION, Jordan Caliban, This one goes straight out to Lionheart maybe next time you will get in the ring with the real rookie of the year before pretending to be the next big thing. And as a warning to every other rookie that seems to be coming after me, I hope you saw that because that's the tip of the iceberg over how good I can be, and if that wasn't enough proof for you then, I'll see you in the ring on Sunday, but here is the problem guys, there are much bigger and many better people coming after me on Sunday, you guys are cannon fodder, me, I am actually marked which means they know that if the conditions are correct and the timing is impeccable I can come out of nowhere and win this the same way I came out of nowhere and well look at me now
I would like to address supposed stories going around about my mental stability or even my origin. Let me tell you something about Mitchell Sythe, Mitchell Sythe is a sad little reporter whose ass I kicked a few months before I got here and he has had his nose stuck up my ass ever since, Mitchell I am warning you kid walk away and stay away this isn't worth the hell you are involving yourself in. I will say one thing, you have all met my boy Punkin so it's obvious that there is something else there, right? Or maybe I am like everyone else and simply in conflict with the demons we all fought with on our way here. If the time comes and it needs to be said you will possibly learn the truth about me and Mitchell I'll even give you the interview, but this is your last warning, back off or something very bad is going to happen to you. Sit in your dark room when you hear this and relax once the show is done and try to remember the mirrors
37 men on a young man's boot while he spews fire from his mouth and watches every dream they will ever have burn, I will never call myself the winner of the War match the way everyone else seems to be doing, you know what I see the War match as? It's a family gathering coming together to do what we all love to do, no matter what our motivation, Eli Kid always tells me, I'm too serious and you know what sometimes he is right, but this time round I think it's deserved, but I am ready to fight because it is fun, I love the melee and the cluster fuck of an entire locker room beating the shit out of each other, Sunday night I get to fight anyone I have ever wanted to be in the ring with, Steve Orbit, every price in the company, Twilight, Valentine, Doc, NVL the list could continue, I mean we even have a masked man walking into this with momentum that probably will need a 5 man wall to stop. But the biggest question will be how can I compete when flying is suicide? Well let's just say I don't really believe that, but then if you know my history you will know my first ever televised wrestling match was in a battle royal just like this one. You will know that I was tossed out of the ring by a 6 foot 9 giant and landed in the 6th row with nobody catch me, I'm not a big guy, but I ain't exactly Spike Dudley if you know what I mean? But I learned from that, the same way I learn every time I am in the ring, I told Lionheart I had faced and beat a 100 copies of him and lo and behold I just beat him, imagine what I am capable of in a battle royal now after that.
The song I am ending with is for NVL personally, this goes out to you and your belt, I will be waiting and I will be watching you, I don't expect to walk out of the building tomorrow night world champ and I have never declared any real intention to do so, but Nathan tomorrow night you go from someone I have watched from afar and faced once in a tag match to the only man I really want to eliminate, you don't deserve that belt and I am making it my personal mission to make sure you are not leaving with it on Sunday. You could have been great man, I watched you in awe from the crowds for 6 months before I came here, you are full of such fantastic potential and yet you let yourself become a sheep just like everyone else, I take offence to that as a man with a few voices in my head myself. Any type of psychosis is really just a lack of walls to your true personality and sometimes there so happens to be one for the different parts of your brain. You see what people miss is that Psychosis is another type of normally unused brain activity that probably existed in feral men to give them the ability to survive and now we don't need it anymore it sits dormant until someone brain decides it wants to try something stupid and low behold a world champion was born. You know I owe you for a kick in the face I took from you're dumb ass at my 2nd WCF show that was my first ever broken tooth and cost me MONEY to fix it, and yet you won't even remember because it's all collateral damage, well tomorrow night and until I decide to stop, this collateral damage will be out to collect
=================================================================================
We open on a camera and the usual dark room with Mitchell Sythe sitting under a single bulb like he is being interrogated
Hi it's Mitchell Sythe here again responding to the comments made by Jordan Caliban, Jordan whatever you are hiding cost me nearly my entire life TWICE and for that I want an explanation because none of this shit means anything to me, I don't get it and I will not stop until I find out what is going on
Mitchell looks slightly terrified that he let those words slip out of his mouth, and he looks around in a panic
The Mirrors, the mirrors are where this all started, I remember, I remember the smoke and the noise and my camera man's voice disappearing as the blood drained from his face, I remember a cold arm around my throat and then I remembered the hospital room and that's it, I will not stop until this is all out ... in ... the ... open
Mitchell's voice changed because the bulb above him is starting to swing back and forth gaining more and more momentum
SMASH!
The bulb just hit the wall and the room is completely enveloped in darkness
Shit
The video ends with Mitchell screaming and pleading in the dark
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3 hours later
We have the camera back on Mitchell's face but he isn't in the same room anymore, he is talking in a low panicking voice and has to sniff every now and then to stop himself from crying out
My name is Mitchell Sythe, if anyone ever finds this I... I don't know where I am, its dark and the air is stale and cold, I can feel things creeping on me under my skin, its like my blood is being pushed back by some unknown force in my veins, please, please help me