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Post by Jon Michaels on Jan 22, 2006 13:54:59 GMT -5
Reckless Jack and I got bored on MSN so we started making random facts about our e-wrestlers.
Jon Michaels Thriller Kicked a volcano. The ending result was the volcanic flooding of Pompei!
Jon Michaels is the only person to fuck an asian woman in Japan, while sitting in his Jefferson City, Missouri home.
The media filled coverage of people tearing down the Berlin Wall. Jon Michaels actually took it out. He looked at it and it crumbled.
Jon Michaels, Reckless Jack, Mr. T and Vin Diesel got into a fight. America took and crap and what came out was later known as Canada.
People believe archetectural mistakes made the Leaning Tower of Piza lean. Jon Michaels and Reckless Jack got into a fight and Jon went for a Thriller Kick, and Jack ducked and Jon kicked the tower.
Matthew Draven and Dave Mustaine got into a fight and Draven big booted Mustaine. What resulted from the impact was Emo rock
Matthew Draven and Charles Manson got in a fight in Japan. To end the fight the US dropped the atom bombs. Draven lived and ate the bomber.
Matthew Draven and Eugene got into a fight. Draven big booted Eugene in the face. The ending result was a little bit of both, Heidenreich. Evil AND retarded.
Can YOU make some?
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Post by Torture on Jan 23, 2006 0:10:27 GMT -5
No.
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Post by Corey Black on Jan 23, 2006 3:09:00 GMT -5
I agree.
Actually yes.
Seth Lerch didn't make good on his statement of Nate Nytro winning the world title, so I called him a girl.
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Post by Jon Michaels on Jan 23, 2006 12:20:26 GMT -5
Matthew Draven isn't ripped like Jesus. Jesus is ripped like Matthew Draven.
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Post by Nate Nytro on Jan 23, 2006 17:51:08 GMT -5
You put your vote with me, too, CD.
Sadly, I blew it sky high.
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