repercussions Apr 9, 2012 22:32:25 GMT -5
Post by Odin Balfore on Apr 9, 2012 22:32:25 GMT -5
* Odin Balfore stands out on his balcony, leaned up against the rail, as he looks out onto his vast expanse of land. Odin turns his head to look at the camera and smiles. *
Odin: Truly Lance, you are a confusing individual. What exactly are the true implications of this match? I don’t think you’ve fully defined them. Hell Lance, I don’t even think you really know why you’re here. To Embarrass me? that’s your master plan? That me losing to you would some how embarrass me? I can see why IWF needs all the influence I can give because you certainly don’t know your ass from your elbow when it comes to wrestling. So considering that I clearly have the experience over all, allow me to elaborate on what it is you’re trying to say. Your true implications are as follows.
You are a green horn to life itself and don’t know that wrestling is a scripted event.
Despite you having zero in ring experience it wouldn’t be embarrassing losing to you. Its called a cross promotional spectacle.
The only fucking way you would get any air time to plug your massively inferior and mildly “ athletic” promotion is on Corey Blacks show because he has a complex thanks to yours truly.
You’re a fifty year old man whose talking like a twelve year old on the internet.
* Odin Pauses and cups his hand to his mouth. *
Wait.. Internet.. Wrestling Federation.. It all makes sense now.
All points you bring up are entirely invalid due to your language and crude out look of your own existence. The only embarrassment in this match is you. Every time you open your mouth as a fifty year old man with responsibilities and utter the gutter trash filth that you have only goes on to further prove that Lance Norman truly knows nothing of which he speaks.
You keep bring up this damage factor that going to be caused by you. You just admitted to not having any experience. You’re a fifty year old man with ZERO ring experience going in against a seven foot tall, three hundred plus pound Nordic tank of a man with twelve years of experience. Even if this was a wrestling match, what makes you think all the bush league training in the world is going to help you not get completely annihilated by me? Lance, this isn’t a wrestling match, it’s a fucking fight for YOUR very survival. You better come to fight, because I have an I don’t have any issues beating a fifty year old man into a three week coma.
Speak all you want about brain damage. Oh yes, I’m a man talking into cow pasture circles yet here you are Lance NOT KNOWING that this is designed by Black. So yes, by beating you, then I beat Black. That’s the TRUE implications of this match. Weeping Death is heart broken, you’re here to try to mend it. Ya know, I could go on for twenty more facts pointing out your terrible IWF logic but I really don’t have time for that. I’m out here enjoying the fruits of my labor in this industry. I’m enjoying the clean air, the rolling landscape, the birds, the horizon. I’m out here enjoying all that nature has to offer me. You? You’re still trying to plant the seeds and praying to god that something grows in the next week.
*Odin steps away from the rail and casual takes a few steps forward. *
Why were you in a locker room anyway? Whose locker was that? You’re the owner of a company and you’re just in some out of place locker room with a few goons? Please tell me that was in WCF. Please tell me that in the same breath parasitic air that you breath, that was in WCF. I’d love for you to have pulled that off. I’d love to hear the fact that you aren’t afraid of me. Yet there you stand with a few guys in a locker room. If you aren’t afraid of me then why do you have company? Clearly by your statements, you don’t need advice, help or training. So why were they there? Was it just to make you look important because in IWF you have no friends, no spine or will of your own? That’s why you’re here though. Black said jump, you said how high. Lance stop trying to come off like you know anything about this business that you supposedly run. Stop your feeble attempts to look hardcore in front of your paid off friends. We all know that you’re trembling on the inside. Corey might think that you have what it takes to defeat me but you already admitted that you didn’t. You already admitted that you’re entire company is beneath me.I wouldn’t give your company the satisfaction of hosting me. I wouldn’t give them the bragging rights to say that I’ve competed under their banner that they stole from a Kinko’s dumpster fire. Get over yourselves. We’ve already established that I’m better then you and you’re here to fight me. At the end of the day I’m still Odin Balfore and you’re a fifty year old man with a limited vocabulary, no mic skills, ring skills, a terrible British accent who will go back to the same lame promotion with his thumb up his ass hole.
Either way, I’ve won. Simply because I’m Odin Balfore and you, you’re little company and Corey Black.. Are not. That right there, any day of the week is certainly better then all of you put together. Remember that Lance. Remember that when I put your heard on a pike like the rest of my seven hundred plus victims. You’ll just be like everybody else, even after this little publicity stunt of Weeping Deaths. You still have to go back to that flaming heap of human shit that you call home. Back home, back home where Odin Balfore is the biggest threat because your cry baby bitch of a champion deems it so. Sad part about it is that he doesn’t even have to deal with me. He doesn’t have too, he doesn’t want to because he can’t compete with me. He can’t compete just like YOU can’t compete. Don’t you see that you’ve been thrown to slaughter? Have you not taken the vicious beating that I gave to Black as a red flag that maybe, just maybe you’re in over your head? And they say I’m the crazy one? What I did to him will be nothing compared to what I’m going to do to you in that ring. It will be a cataclysmic battle for you, even to make it to the second bell. I’m not here to make you look good or even protect you I that ring. I’m not even under a binding contract in WCF, what makes you think I’m going to hold to any sort of agreements at Thirteen?
* Odin shakes his head. *
No. No, at thirteen you’re in for your own circle of hell. The world will see you for the sham that you are., that IWF is, because its being represented by a fifty year old man whose words disintegrate like wood spinsters in the face of nuclear winds. There’s no five hits with Odin Balfore. I don’t need five hits or five million. I only need one.
* Odin holds up his fist. *
Surtr’s revenge. This is what you have to look forward too. The same hands that put your world champion out of action. The same hands that drove him from a company that far exceeds the standards of your own. At Thirteen the same hands will do the same thing to you. There’s only one outcome for this match, for this entire situation. What Black thinks is going to be a Ku, is only more reason for me to display my already impeding dominance. He’ll always need help to defeat me, you’ll always be the terrible excuses of a human being that isn’t even worth the air time you’ve been given an I’ll be Odin Balfore.
I don’t lose, I never lose. Even when you think you’ve won, you have still lost. At the end of it all, you have to go back to where it is you came from where your champion still fears ME to the point where he won’t even step foot in the ring with me one on one n his own Pay Per View. So he sends me lance Norman.
Live Strong.. Lance. While you can still live. Come Friday, there won’t be anything left of you to even cremate because Odin Balfore already incinerated you in the middle of the ring, along with the hopes and dreams of IWF and Corey Black. After Thirteen not only will he continue to walk in my shadow but so won’t the entire company which he champions for.
And if you don’t like it. Too fucking Bad. I’m Odin Balfore and there’s nothing you can do to change the impact an irreversible damage I’ve done to this industry. Which is more then I can say about you because it doesn’t even know you exist. After Friday, it never will and THAT is the true repercussions of this match.
I have spoken, so it shall come to pass.