Post by Ryan Blake on Aug 8, 2011 15:47:09 GMT -5
Ryan Blake & Philip Baines
RP #2
vs Oblivion & Doc Henry
"I ain’t calling names because all of y’all the same, plus I’m the king, all my past pain got all changed up. All these plains, and all these lames. They know they hands tied, feet ball and chained up. But here’s the brain fuck, we're not the same. I’ve got Gucci’s on my feet, Diamonds on my neck, Diamonds on my wrist, Bitches on my dick, But you all already said that. Speakers in the back, Models in the front, Bottles in the club, I don’t give a fuck, But you already said that! Sometimes I feel like it’s so hard for me to come up with shit to say. I’m at a loss for words because you already said it all, I think I’m running out of gimmicks. I’m getting writer’s block…
Psyche."
The Dark Room Chronicles
III
Ryan sits in his chair, darkness is around him. It is quiet until he starts to speak,
Ryan
Fuck this is fun. I'm hearing complaints from, let me think…EVERYBODY that, 'Baines is going to turn on me and Odin, oh how stupid of us to team up with Baines. He has the title shot briefcase, he's going to trick you and take the title.' Shut up! Odin, Baines and I are cool. Me and Baines have respect to each other, when two guys literally almost kill each other in a match, ya kinda get to know them. People are just jealous of the fact that we will dominate WCF. Doc and Oblivion on the other hand, what is that anyway? Like what's going on with them? I don't even know what to say. Their promos make me sick, Oblivion just basically rapes and murders people in his promos. Creeps has specifically told me that we are not allowed to kill and/or murder anything or anyone while employed with WCF. So I don't know where he gets off. Seriously, Stephan Johnson... What the fuck is your problem? This guy is insane. He shouldn't be wrestling he should really be in an asylum. A couple weeks ago he bitch about being teamed with Roy Speede as if he was better than him, he thinks he's better than everybody but he's not. He's a re-run of a canceled show. He says the same shit every week. 'Oh I'm Oblivion, I'm crazy don’t mess with me. I'll kill you, I'll beat you, I'll break you. I held a bunch of titles' Oww, I'm scared. You held titles ten years ago ya bitch. He acts like some sort of terrorist who thinks he's big and bad, shut your fat trap. You've been doing the same exact thing here at WCF since you've been here. Then you go and dare to call Ryan Blake just human? You really have no idea what you're messing with here. I am more than any man or thing can handle. My greatness is more than a Goddess's orgasm. At the end of the day you will lose Oblivion. You and Doc will fall. Oblivion by definition is the state of being unaware of what is happening; The state of being forgotten by the public; Extinction. That's exactly what you will be. Don't you understand? You were meant to die and fade away. You can't escape your fate.
Anyway, moving on.
Ah, what's up Doc? Ha, I really don't even know where to start with this piece of shit. Oh, I know where to start. What in the hell is the confederate championship? Are you fucking joking me? Seriously, I must be getting Punk'd. Come on Ashton, come out. I know this title is just a joke. No, I'm not being pranked? Holy shit. He really has his own title which only serves the purpose of him being able to say that he's champion. That is hilarious. If that title had any value then you would not have it. That's why I'm not worried nor scared of your pity talent. Listen Mervin, yes Doc I know your name is very stupid so you try to hide it and make everyone call you Doc. Anyway, listen, I know you probably have lung cancer and you're a drunken alcoholic so I think that you should just not show up to the match. If you do then you're just going to get hurt anyway. Me and Baines are in our prime and we've come for a true brawl. I'll go ahead and let you think that you're satin or what ever, if you truly are then me and Baines are going to throw you a home coming party in the ring this week, because it's going to be pure hell. You defend yourself by saying that you helped build this company. Well doesn't that explain why Creeps has trouble picking it up off the ground every now and then. People like you didn't help rebuild WCF, you just knocked it down. You go on the public's tv and you gag other men, and touch their penises like it's your favorite thing to do. And you have the nerve to call me gay? Ha, there's a reason I am the TV Champion. I entertain the crowd, I just have to remind the camera man to get my good side. But what the hell, they're all good aren't they? Next you go off and start talking about how the cleansing has begun as if it's supposed to intimidate or scare me. Well let me inform you, the cleansing HAS begun. You're old, washed up and you had your time, now get the fuck out. You say that you're the new era of WCF? Yea right, you're the opposite of the new era. You life, your gimmick, your career, it's a joke. Give it a break. You told me that I think the world will be handed to me on a silver platter? Are you fucking kidding me? You don't get it, I was handed to the world. And when the gods handed me the world, it was on a gold platter!
The new era, the Gods of wrestling? Are you God or Satin? Make up your fucking minds idiots. It just doesn't make sense to me really, how you attack, raid and ruin the show and the Creeps rewards you with a match against me and Baines? But I won't complain about Creeps because I think about it, he probably did it to punish the two of you. Honestly, do you really think that you have a chance? When you're in the ring Monday night staring into the eyes of two REAL champions, how will you feel? If you both claim to be so god damn high and mighty, all so amazing and great the lets see it! Where's it all been hiding!? I see nothing but two little bitches afraid of the real world. So you hide behind these… mysterious, tough guy gimmicks that just make you seem ridiculous to everyone besides themselves. I am not afraid of any challenge; if I was I wouldn't be where I am right now. I fight and fight hard until I physically and mentally can not anymore. You try but you don't try your best. And that’s your problem. That’s the problem with about ninety percent of the roster here. There's only the select few that truly try their hardest. Odin, Baines and I are all one of them. That's only one of the reasons why we will rise to victory here at WCF. I have continued, non-stop to exceed my limits each and every week here on Slam. I give beyond me fullest, I find that little extra boost inside me and I put it in the ring. It's easy if you have an open mind. I will be one of the legends that outlive time. You two are just not capable to match our combined talent. You'll learn that the hard way very soon. You think that just because you can pay off the lights operator to give it the effect that you invaded the show last week and attacked everyone from behind like bitches that you're a good team? Laugh. You think you're bad asses because you visit asylums and kill people? Are you out of your minds? You are nothing but a bunch of crying, whining bitches.
We have a terrorist and a cowboy. Wow, I take it there is some sort of Broke Back Mountain sequel type things going on there? You two just need to focus on two things, Ryan Blake and Philip Baines. You've got enemies? Good, that means you've actually stood up for something in your life. I am WCF's savior, the profit, the prodigy, the omen, the blessing, the hero! You simply can not compare to my excellence! Haven't you heard!? I eat people like you for breakfast and then I ask for more. My hunger is never satisfied. I eat unworthy careers, with I side of unoriginal gimmicks.
When I'm done, I PISS EXCELLENCE AND I SHIT TALENT!
Like concentrate, compost, I am a filter. I filter this industry, hunting and defeating all that do not belong. I feel like lately everyone in WCF has been saying the same thing. Everyone has been saying that they are better than this and that person as if it makes them stand out or that it makes them different. But it doesn't. See Ryan Blake is different; I don't let media alter what comes out of my mouth. I speak what I want to speak, my mind. I let out what I want to, and sometimes it is funny. But that's only because all of my opponents are just bad jokes but the fans seem to like it. One night I had a dream that I was king, when I woke up I was still king. I love my life where I am, the way I am. Try to strip me of my credibility and make me look fake, you're only gonna get a rude awakening. WCF make way, it is here. We'll own you all soon. Starting with Oblivion and Doc Henry. I hope you're watching boys because you will be beaten this week. Get used to it, I'm no one hit wonder. My determination will lead me to success.
And it will be Epic.
So go CHOKE…. ON ….A …. D-II-IIII-II-CCCK-KK!
Ryan gets up and leaves the room, the light above the chair goes out and the scene cuts as the darkness swallows the area.
RP #2
vs Oblivion & Doc Henry
"I ain’t calling names because all of y’all the same, plus I’m the king, all my past pain got all changed up. All these plains, and all these lames. They know they hands tied, feet ball and chained up. But here’s the brain fuck, we're not the same. I’ve got Gucci’s on my feet, Diamonds on my neck, Diamonds on my wrist, Bitches on my dick, But you all already said that. Speakers in the back, Models in the front, Bottles in the club, I don’t give a fuck, But you already said that! Sometimes I feel like it’s so hard for me to come up with shit to say. I’m at a loss for words because you already said it all, I think I’m running out of gimmicks. I’m getting writer’s block…
Psyche."
The Dark Room Chronicles
III
Ryan sits in his chair, darkness is around him. It is quiet until he starts to speak,
Ryan
Fuck this is fun. I'm hearing complaints from, let me think…EVERYBODY that, 'Baines is going to turn on me and Odin, oh how stupid of us to team up with Baines. He has the title shot briefcase, he's going to trick you and take the title.' Shut up! Odin, Baines and I are cool. Me and Baines have respect to each other, when two guys literally almost kill each other in a match, ya kinda get to know them. People are just jealous of the fact that we will dominate WCF. Doc and Oblivion on the other hand, what is that anyway? Like what's going on with them? I don't even know what to say. Their promos make me sick, Oblivion just basically rapes and murders people in his promos. Creeps has specifically told me that we are not allowed to kill and/or murder anything or anyone while employed with WCF. So I don't know where he gets off. Seriously, Stephan Johnson... What the fuck is your problem? This guy is insane. He shouldn't be wrestling he should really be in an asylum. A couple weeks ago he bitch about being teamed with Roy Speede as if he was better than him, he thinks he's better than everybody but he's not. He's a re-run of a canceled show. He says the same shit every week. 'Oh I'm Oblivion, I'm crazy don’t mess with me. I'll kill you, I'll beat you, I'll break you. I held a bunch of titles' Oww, I'm scared. You held titles ten years ago ya bitch. He acts like some sort of terrorist who thinks he's big and bad, shut your fat trap. You've been doing the same exact thing here at WCF since you've been here. Then you go and dare to call Ryan Blake just human? You really have no idea what you're messing with here. I am more than any man or thing can handle. My greatness is more than a Goddess's orgasm. At the end of the day you will lose Oblivion. You and Doc will fall. Oblivion by definition is the state of being unaware of what is happening; The state of being forgotten by the public; Extinction. That's exactly what you will be. Don't you understand? You were meant to die and fade away. You can't escape your fate.
Anyway, moving on.
Ah, what's up Doc? Ha, I really don't even know where to start with this piece of shit. Oh, I know where to start. What in the hell is the confederate championship? Are you fucking joking me? Seriously, I must be getting Punk'd. Come on Ashton, come out. I know this title is just a joke. No, I'm not being pranked? Holy shit. He really has his own title which only serves the purpose of him being able to say that he's champion. That is hilarious. If that title had any value then you would not have it. That's why I'm not worried nor scared of your pity talent. Listen Mervin, yes Doc I know your name is very stupid so you try to hide it and make everyone call you Doc. Anyway, listen, I know you probably have lung cancer and you're a drunken alcoholic so I think that you should just not show up to the match. If you do then you're just going to get hurt anyway. Me and Baines are in our prime and we've come for a true brawl. I'll go ahead and let you think that you're satin or what ever, if you truly are then me and Baines are going to throw you a home coming party in the ring this week, because it's going to be pure hell. You defend yourself by saying that you helped build this company. Well doesn't that explain why Creeps has trouble picking it up off the ground every now and then. People like you didn't help rebuild WCF, you just knocked it down. You go on the public's tv and you gag other men, and touch their penises like it's your favorite thing to do. And you have the nerve to call me gay? Ha, there's a reason I am the TV Champion. I entertain the crowd, I just have to remind the camera man to get my good side. But what the hell, they're all good aren't they? Next you go off and start talking about how the cleansing has begun as if it's supposed to intimidate or scare me. Well let me inform you, the cleansing HAS begun. You're old, washed up and you had your time, now get the fuck out. You say that you're the new era of WCF? Yea right, you're the opposite of the new era. You life, your gimmick, your career, it's a joke. Give it a break. You told me that I think the world will be handed to me on a silver platter? Are you fucking kidding me? You don't get it, I was handed to the world. And when the gods handed me the world, it was on a gold platter!
The new era, the Gods of wrestling? Are you God or Satin? Make up your fucking minds idiots. It just doesn't make sense to me really, how you attack, raid and ruin the show and the Creeps rewards you with a match against me and Baines? But I won't complain about Creeps because I think about it, he probably did it to punish the two of you. Honestly, do you really think that you have a chance? When you're in the ring Monday night staring into the eyes of two REAL champions, how will you feel? If you both claim to be so god damn high and mighty, all so amazing and great the lets see it! Where's it all been hiding!? I see nothing but two little bitches afraid of the real world. So you hide behind these… mysterious, tough guy gimmicks that just make you seem ridiculous to everyone besides themselves. I am not afraid of any challenge; if I was I wouldn't be where I am right now. I fight and fight hard until I physically and mentally can not anymore. You try but you don't try your best. And that’s your problem. That’s the problem with about ninety percent of the roster here. There's only the select few that truly try their hardest. Odin, Baines and I are all one of them. That's only one of the reasons why we will rise to victory here at WCF. I have continued, non-stop to exceed my limits each and every week here on Slam. I give beyond me fullest, I find that little extra boost inside me and I put it in the ring. It's easy if you have an open mind. I will be one of the legends that outlive time. You two are just not capable to match our combined talent. You'll learn that the hard way very soon. You think that just because you can pay off the lights operator to give it the effect that you invaded the show last week and attacked everyone from behind like bitches that you're a good team? Laugh. You think you're bad asses because you visit asylums and kill people? Are you out of your minds? You are nothing but a bunch of crying, whining bitches.
We have a terrorist and a cowboy. Wow, I take it there is some sort of Broke Back Mountain sequel type things going on there? You two just need to focus on two things, Ryan Blake and Philip Baines. You've got enemies? Good, that means you've actually stood up for something in your life. I am WCF's savior, the profit, the prodigy, the omen, the blessing, the hero! You simply can not compare to my excellence! Haven't you heard!? I eat people like you for breakfast and then I ask for more. My hunger is never satisfied. I eat unworthy careers, with I side of unoriginal gimmicks.
When I'm done, I PISS EXCELLENCE AND I SHIT TALENT!
Like concentrate, compost, I am a filter. I filter this industry, hunting and defeating all that do not belong. I feel like lately everyone in WCF has been saying the same thing. Everyone has been saying that they are better than this and that person as if it makes them stand out or that it makes them different. But it doesn't. See Ryan Blake is different; I don't let media alter what comes out of my mouth. I speak what I want to speak, my mind. I let out what I want to, and sometimes it is funny. But that's only because all of my opponents are just bad jokes but the fans seem to like it. One night I had a dream that I was king, when I woke up I was still king. I love my life where I am, the way I am. Try to strip me of my credibility and make me look fake, you're only gonna get a rude awakening. WCF make way, it is here. We'll own you all soon. Starting with Oblivion and Doc Henry. I hope you're watching boys because you will be beaten this week. Get used to it, I'm no one hit wonder. My determination will lead me to success.
And it will be Epic.
So go CHOKE…. ON ….A …. D-II-IIII-II-CCCK-KK!
Ryan gets up and leaves the room, the light above the chair goes out and the scene cuts as the darkness swallows the area.
