WCF Slam Results: 6/27/11 Jun 27, 2011 19:50:18 GMT -5
Post by Corey Black on Jun 27, 2011 19:50:18 GMT -5
Hey look, a segment with Kaylyn.. SHOCKER!
Kaylyn was once more seen walking towards the arena through the parking lot. Her attire of the moment consisted of black shorts resting high on her upper thigh, an orange shirt was tailored to her liking with it coming to rest just under her assets. Across the front it read.
Her feet were covered in those usual black Reebok's.
Hearing another door closing close by she stopped and tilted her head seeing none other then Steve Thunder stepping in her direction.
Kaylyn James Evans: "I must say.. I think you have started to follow me Thunder."
She laughed softly standing there while he neared even closer.
Steve Thunder: "I won't deny the thought crossed my mind."
Thunder let out a gentle laugh of his own, his bag thrown over his shoulder as he wore some black shorts and trainers with no shirt, so he could properly enjoy the good weather. Hearing his words that laugh continued before that tsk tsk tsk was heard coming from her.
Kaylyn James Evans: "If I didn't know any better, I would think you were trying to get yourself into a situation you can't handle there Thunder."
Steve Thunder: "I'm pretty sure I could handle the situation just fine."
Thunder looked Kaylyn up and down.
Steve Thunder: "You on the other hand... well, i'm not so sure."
Thunder smirked at Kaylyn, a hint of cockiness shining through. She laughed once more before shaking her head.
Kaylyn James Evans: "Oh, so you think you could handle this?"
She said while lifting those hands and letting them come down along her sides framing her body.
Kaylyn James Evans: "Remember something Thunder. I... well, I can handle any situation I am put into, but you... I doubt you could handle a situation involving me in the matter... after all, that might mean... dealing with Creeping Death as well."
No sooner did she say that name did her soft smile twist into a smirk.
Steve Thunder: "Creeping who?"
Steve Thunder: "Just playin'. No need to call in the artillery."
Kaylyn James Evans: "Mmm, I think I just proved my point."
Kaylyn smirked as the two were seen walking towards the arena.
Steve Thunder: "We'll see."
The two share a little laugh, Thunder pushing his luck perhaps. Reaching the arena doors Thunder was seen opening it up before letting Kaylyn pass through, which she gave him a little nod off appreaciation for before passing by him and into the arena. The door closed behind the two before heading to the ring.[/quote]
SMASH, BOOM, BANG! WCF Slam is live and on the air! Live from the WCF Arena in Oley, PA!
Zach Davis: Fuck the rundown, let's get to it!
Loser Changes Entrance Music
Da Funk vs Aubrey Summers
Da Funk vs Aubrey Summers
Giggling engulfs the arena, as Kesha's "Blow" pops up on the P.A, with strobe lights in every imaginable spot in the arena, before Da Funk comes dancing out of the curtains, bobbing his head to the song as if he was in a club, and struts down the ramp to the cheers of the crowd, before making his way to ring, where he streches his arms out in a defiant manner, mouthing the words "Fuck Da Non-Believers!" and waits for the match to begin.
Zach Davis: Here we go, Da Funk is in da building!
Kyle Steel: Zach... You’re a moron.
Zach Davis: So what?
A soft giggle can be heard as bright pink strobes pulse throughout the arena as "Blow" by Ke$ha kicks off throughout the arena. The crowd gets to their feet as out from the back comes Aubrey Summers with a skip to her step.
Zach Davis: Did the truck play the wrong music or something? We just heard this one!
Kyle Steel: No, it’s right, Zach. This is the Music versus Music match. Both wrestlers want that song as their theme, so Corey made this match. Whoever loses this match has to change songs.
Zach Davis: Oh... Right...
She points out towards one side of the crowd before turning and pointing at the other side of the audience before she walks to the middle of the stage. Aubrey then spins around bending down and shaking her booty before springing up and spinning on her heels with her arms out. Aubrey winks at the fans before she heads down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans on her way towards the ring.
Kyle Steel: Da Funk’s opponent is the lovely Aubrey Summers. She’s making her debut this week, and I must say, she looks fine!
Zach Davis: I hear that from you about all the girls around here.
Kyle Steel: What, there’s only... What, three of them? Having a few good-looking girls and mentioning how good they look isn’t a problem, is it?
Zach Davis: No, but I... Whatever.
Aubrey then heads around to the side of the ring, jumping up on the apron before climbing up to her feet. She then walks across the apron before bending down to step between the top two ropes. She then grinds and rotates her ass along the rope before stepping into the ring with a smile. She then heads to the corner, climbing up and pointing one hand out at the fans with a grin. Aubrey then pulls on the ropes to warm up before the start of the match.
Kyle Steel: Alright, let’s get this thing underway!
< DING – DING – DING! >
Aubrey catches Da Funk with a toe kick, and as he topples over, passed him and bounces off the ropes, before coming back looking for a one-hand bulldog. Da Funk blocks, and catches her with an inverted tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Aubrey falls from his knee to the canvas, and Da Funk goes for the early cover.
Zach Davis: Kickout by Aubrey Summers, no surprise there; Da Funk getting out to an early lead here in this one-fall matchup.
Aubrey gets the shoulder up, and Da Funk picks her back up to her feet. He whips her into the ropes, and as she returns, he hits a clothesline that sends her back down. She springs to her feet, and he hits her with an elbow in the face, and a boot to the midsection, before hitting her with a sit-out facebuster. He goes for the pin.
Aubrey kicks out, and Da Funk goes to the top rope. As she gets to her feet, Da Funk connects with a missile dropkick. He goes for the pin.
Kyle Steel: Da Funk in firm control. I’m not sure if Aubrey will even get a shot in at this rate.
Zach Davis: Anything can happen, Kyle. One mistake, and Aubrey will be the frontrunner.
Aubrey kicks out, and Da Funk looks out into the crowd with a grin, knowing he is in firm control. He gets to his feet, and lifts her up. He catches her with a knee to the gut, and goes for a hurricanrana,but Aubrey blocks it, and Da Funk lands on his face. She grabs hold of him and locks him in a hanging figure four neck lock. The referee checks with Da Funk and asks him whether he wants to quit.
He drapes a leg over the rope, and Aubrey releases the hold.
Kyle Steel: And Aubrey’s trying to work her way back in this!
Zach Davis: Using the necklock is a good way to wear him down.
Aubrey gets to her feet, and gets to the top rope. As Da Funk gets to his feet, Aubrey connects with a diving crossbody and goes for the pin.
Da Funk kicks out, and Aubrey gets to her feet first. She gets Da Funk to his feet, and catches him with a kick to the gut. She bounds off the ropes, and hits him with a running spinning wheel kick. Aubrey gets to her feet first, but Da Funk springs back up quickly, and Aubrey hits him with a one-handed bulldog. Aubrey goes for the pin.
Kyle Steel: Oh, and I thought Aubrey might’ve had that one there!
Zach Davis: She’s still got a bit more work to do if she wants this win. Da Funk isn’t going to go out easily. He’s wants to keep his song.
Aubrey puts Da Funk in an STF, and he starts to pull himself, and her, toward the ropes. He clasps the bottom rope, and Aubrey releases the hold, climbing to the top rope. As Da Funk gets to his feet, She goes for a diving crossbody, but Da Funk catches her and drops her down onto his knee with a backbreaker. He goes for the pin.
Da Funk gets to his feet, and lifts Aubrey to her feet. He whips her across the ring into the corner, and hits her with a shining wizard to the gut. Aubrey staggers forward, and he hits her with a bulldog. He pins.
Da Funk gets to his feet, and sets up in a corner, waiting for Aubrey to get to her feet. As she does, he bolts toward her, but Aubrey catches him with the Last Kiss, her patented bicycle kick. Da Funk falls backwards and crashes into the canvas, and Aubrey goes for the pin.
Aubrey gets to her feet, and helps Da Funk to his. She whips him into the ropes. Da Funk looks for a clothesline, but Aubrey ducks it, matrix style. Da Funk turns around, and Aubrey catches him with a spinning wheel kick.
Zach Davis: Impressive maneuver right there by Aubrey Summers! First the duck, then the spinning kick.
Kyle Steel: I’ve been very pleased with this young lady’s debut here this evening. I doubt Da Funk will tell you the same though.
Aubrey gets to her feet, and Da Funk slowly gets to his. She catches him with a knee to the gut, and he bends over, his hands on his knees trying to catch his breath. She sets him up for a sunset flip powerbomb, leg trap style.
Zach Davis: What could she be thinking here?
Aubrey hits the Heatwave on Da Funk, and holds him down in pinning position.
Kyle Steel: She calls it the Heatwave! And Da Funk is out cold!
Zach Davis: She did it! She won her debut! And she keeps her music!
“Blow” by Ke$ha hits the speakers as Aubrey gets to her feet and celebrates.
Hey look, another segment with Kaylyn.. SHOCKER!
The scene shifts to backstage, where Roy Speede is walking briskly, a scowl on his face. He comes to a stop, and the camera shifts to show Kaylyn James Evans, wearing the same cute attire she was wearing earlier.
Roy Speede: Kaylyn, what are you getting at messing with Aubrey? You need to cut it out!
Kaylyn J. Evans: Silly Roy... just because you are having issues with your father, I didn't think it would cloud that mind of yours that much. Do you think if she didn't enjoy every last thing I was doing to her she would stay around?
Roy Speede: Kaylyn, look, she's taking it because she knows you're with Corey. She knows fighting back would lead to her getting fired; she just can't take that right now. I'm asking you, as a friend. Please, just back off.
Kaylyn J. Evans: I am telling you... as the Bitch that I am... that it's not going to happen. She will thank me for it in the end. All I am doing is making her a stronger person.
Kay smirked giving Roy the once over.
Kaylyn J. Evans: Like you could do anything for her that I can't.
Roy Speede: Indeed I can. I may be just an average joe, but I can do something that you couldn't ever muster. I can be caring and compassionate. I can be a friend to her. There isn't any way you could ever be her friend after the way you've been treating her. She's been upset about this since the first moment she set foot in the WCF; you need to stop this.
Kaylyn J. Evans: Little Roy... take the hint already.. just like Logan had to do when it came to me. I do what I want... when I want... and... well, nothing you can say or do is going to change that.
Kay laughed shaking her head at him.
Kaylyn J. Evans: It's rather amusing watching you try to change my mind though.
Roy Speede: You know what, Kaylyn? If you won't stop picking on her, then you're losing out on more than just one possible acquantance in this deal. I can't respect you if you don't show respect for others around you; and I definitely can't cooperate with a cold-hearted bitch like you. If you so much as place a finger on her forehead without her approval I will be right there to take you down.
He sneers at her, pushing her out of his way and walking past. He knew she was planning something, and was really egging her on. She watched as he left and the camera stayed on her as she spoke.
Kaylyn J. Evans: Ah, the pleasure it brings to piss people off. If he only knew how much worse he made things for her.
The scene shoots back to the ring.
Callous vs Cahir
Zach Davis: Our next match, features two our newest members, to the roster.... the masked warrior from Ireland, Cahir and...
Kyle Steel: Callous, another lunatic from Parts Unknown.
Zach Davis: Let us get this match underway.
Last Resort by Papa Roach begins to play, as some booing is heard.
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
SUFFOCATION, NO BREATHING
Callous walks out slowly tilting his head to the side as he walks down the isle. He pauses as pyros shoot off. He continues his slow swagger to the ring as the crowd boos. He pays then no attention as he slides under the bottom rope. He walks over to the corner and drupes down. Looking around the ring with no expression on his face as he awaits his opponent.
Zach Davis: Great! This is all-l-l we need, is another psycho here in WCF!!
Kyle Steel: Now, it's time for Cahir to appear...
"Written In My Face" by Sean Jenness plays over the arena speakers as Cahir walks out onto the stage to a huge pop from the crowd. He raises an arm to the sky in response to the cheers and then walks down to the ring. He rolls in under the bottom rope and then waits for the match to begin as his music fades out.
Zach Davis: Let this match get started.
Both men slowly circle, as Cahir puts out his right hand, for good sportsmanship. Callous just tilts his head from left to right, looking confused at Cahir's hand. The masked Irishman just shrugs his shoulders as he prepares to hook up with Callous. But the madman had other plans, in mind.
Kyle Steel: Callous strikes the masked man with a forearm, then a boot to the mid section.
Callous grabs Cahir and Irish whips the masked man into the ropes.....
Cahir reverses the Irish whip and sends Callous into the ropes. Callous bounces off the ropes and barrells towards his opponent, but Cahir drops down and Callous jumps over his opponent and continues to run and once again bounce off the ropes, barreling towards Cahir. The Irish one jumps up and leapfrogs over his opponent. Callous bounces off the ropes....
The crowd: Ou-u-u!!
Zach Davis: With excellent counter and recounter, Cahir finally catches Callous and slams him down, to the mat, with a devastating spinebuster!
Cahir picks up Callous and slams him down with a scoop slam. With Callous, down on the mat, Cahir goes off running, towards the rope.
Kyle Steel: Cahir bounces off the ropes...
Cahir hits Callous, with an elbow drop. Cahir prepares to pick up his opponent, bur Callous pokes his masked opponent, with a thumb to the eye. Cahir stumbles back, trying to adjust his right eye....
Zach Davis: DDT!
Kyle Steel: Callous is going for a quick pin!!
Stanley Moser slides into position...
The crowd: On-....
Zach Davis: Not even a one count!
Callous picks up Cahir and tosses him into the ropes. Cahir flies off the ropes...
Callous nails Cahir with a belly to belly suplex. As Cahir crashes down, to the mate, the Irishman bangs, the back of his head on the mat. Cahir grabs his head. Callous uses the ropes for extra leverage, as he flies off the ropes....
Kyle Steel: Callous drops the point of his elbow across the bridge, of Cahir's nose.
Callous picks up his Irish opponent and puts him into a full nelson. Then quickly....
Zach Davis : Dragon suplex, executed execellently by Callous.
Kyle Steel: Cahir, was very lucky.
Zach Davis: Why is that?
Kyle Steel: As you can see, with this instant replay, that Cahir gets tossed with dragon suplex. With Callous' reckless behavior, he didn't realized how close Cahir, was going to be once he landed. As you can see, Cahir crashes briefly, into the turnbuckles.
Callous smirks an evil grin as he walks over to Cahir. But, his masked opponent was one step ahead of him. Cahir grabs the waistband of Callous' purple pants and tossing him face first into the middle turnbuckle. Cahir walks over to Callous grabs him up puts him into a fireman's carry. The masked one drops backwards, onto his back, causing Callous to fall and land gut first across both knees, of Cahir. Callous is grabbing his mid-section. Cahir picks up his opponent and tosses him into the ropes...
Zach Davis: Cahir catches Callous with a lariat!
Cahir hits Callous with a forearm smash and follows up with a European uppercut. Cahir stays in perfect rhythm as he grabs Callous and hits him with a fallaway slam. Cahir walks over to his fallen opponent and stalks him, waiting for Callous to stand up....
Kyle Steel: Cahir missed the dropkick!!
Callous slowly stands up and grabs for Cahir....
Zach Davis: OH MY GO-O-OD!! I think Callous just broke Cahir's neck with that nasty brainbuster!! And look at that!!
Callous slowly stalks Cahir, as he slithers over, on his knees. Callous begins to breath in deeply as he looks over Cahir.
Kyle Steel: This man is truly insane. There is no doube about that!! Kinda reminds you of someone else, huh?
Zach Davis: No kidding!! We thought Greenfever and Oblivion was completely gonzo. This guy takes the cake!
Callous picks up an almost broken Cahir and nails him with a T-Bone suplex!!
Kyle Steel: Callous is going for the pin!!
Moser slides in...
The crowd: ONE!!!
The crowd: TWO!!
The crowd: THREE-....NO-O-O!!
Zach Davis: KICKOUT!! Cahir kicks out, at the very last second.
Callous sees Cahir lying motionless. The madman looks at Cahir, then at the corner. Then back at his opponent, then back at Cahir. Callous runs towards the corner and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Without any hesitation, Callous leaps off with a frog splash....
The crowd: NO-O-O!!
Kyle Steel: Cahir moved out of the way!!
Zach Davis: How in the blue Hell, did he do that?!?!
Cahir slowly gets up and crawls over to Callous and looks like he was going for the leg, to use leverage, for the pin....
Kyle Steel: At first, I thought Cahir was going for the pin and he has sinched in!!
Zach Davis: CELTIC CROSS!!!
Callous is flailing around, trying to grab for anything.
Kyle Steel: I don't believe it, Callous is using his fingernails to drag himself.
Inch by inch Callous gets closer to the ring ropes. Cahir clinches down harder as his grip on the Celtic Cross get tighter. Callous is gettting cloer. Getting closer. Getting closer.
Zach Davis: Callous is rught there! All he has to do is just reach for that extra inch.
Kyle Steel: Ou-u-u!! He almost had it! His right hand is reaching out. He's grabbing for the bottom rope...
The crowd: NO-O-O!!
Cahir pulls Callous back into the middle, of the ring. Once again, Callous gets on his forearms and screams out in pain. The madman pushes up, then drops his arms and eventually rolls, causing Cahir to fly forward. Callous is scrambling to the ropes, trying to stand up. Cahir, immediately charges at Callous.
Zach Davis: Cahir is met with a boot to the face, causing the masked man from Ireland to spin around.
Cahir spins around, Callous is stalking him, waiting for Cahir to turn around. As Cahir turns around he stomps down onto the mid-section of Callous and grabs him and....
Cahir nails callous with a sit-out Last Ride powerbomb.
Zach Davis: Irish Car Bomb!!
Cahir makes cover on Callous. Stanley Moser slides into position...
The crowd: ONE!
The crowd: TWO!!
Kyle Steel: This could be it!!
The crowd: THREE!!!
Zach Davis: IT IS!! Cahir and Callous fought hard and the masked Irishman came out the victor!!
Out of nowhere runs Creeping Death down to the ring! He jumps up to the apron and calls something to Cahir, who grabs Callous off the mat and holds him in a bodyslam position before handing the fallen wrestler to Creeping Death, who has Callous on his shoulders facing the lights... BLAMMO! Burning Hammer off the apron to the floor! Callous lands head first on the concrete. He's probably dead. Most likely. For all intents and purposes, he's dead. We won't be seeing Callous anymore.
Zach Davis: Callous just got the... 'BANNING' HAMMER!!
Shadow vs Tek
The lights go out in WCF Arena and then Hollywood Undead's "Tear It Up" plays and the camera goes to the stage. There is a figure standing there. They put a spotlight to where the figure stands and it shows a man wearing long black basketball shorts and wearing a black pair of DC shoes and wearing a black and white LA Dodgers hat with a water bottle in hand. This man comes walking down the ramp as he drinks from the water bottle and bops his head to the song.
"Plush" by Stone Temple Pilots starts playing as smoke fills the entrance way. Out steps Shadow blowing green mist in the air followed by Blair. He walks slowly towards the ring with his index and middle fingers of his right hand on his throat. Shadow rolls in under the bottom rope and sits up on one knee. He blows red mist and stands up. Blair takes the hood off of Shadow's head and Shadow sprays more green mist.
Zach Davis: Both of these men are in desperate need of a victory in this match. Shadow lost his debut last week against Ryan Blake, and Tek has lost against Michael Santiago and Phillip Baines in his first two matches back since his return.
Kyle Steel: At some point the question has to be asked: Who's WCF caliber and who isn't? Do either of these men have what it takes to cut the mustard here in the big leagues? Shadow is a hyped up Jap import, but he didn't look so hot last week, and Tek is the last remaining hold-out of the World Elite. Who will prove that they belong tonight?
Zach Davis: Let's go to the ring where referee Zip Wingdinger is issuing instructions to both men!
Zip Wingdinger: No nut shots, no foreign objects, no choking each other with the ring ropes, obey my commands at all times! Do you understand me?
Tek and Shadow nod at the referee and then lock their eyes into a staredown. Both men are obviously focused on winning this match and turning their fortunes around in WCF. Zip calls for the bell.
Shadow comes out on fire with a spinning elbow that catches Tek flush in the jaw. Shadow lifts Tek up and hits a nasty brainbuster. He makes the cover.
Zip Wingdinger: ONE...
Tek is up and he nails Shadow with a dropkick. Tek climbs to the top rope while Shadow is getting back to his feet. Tek flies off the top and hits a flying Skytwister face kick. Tek follows up with a standing 450° splash.
Zach Davis: Great athleticism by Tek and he's got the leg hooked!
Zip Wingdinger: ONE...
Tek gets Shadow up and lifts him into a backbreaker rack twisted into a powerbomb.
Zach Davis: Rack Bomb by Tek! Impressive move by the Legend Thriller!
Tek goes to the outside and sets up on the ring apron. He wastes little time in springboarding off the top rope and looks to hit another 450° splash, but this time Shadow gets his knees up.
Kyle Steel: Shadow lifted his knees right into the ribs of Tek, and Tek looks like he's hurt! Sometimes those high risk moves backfire!
Shadow body slams Tek and follows with a snap elbow drop. He quickly locks Tek in a Dragon sleeper.
Zach Davis: Dragon sleeper by Shadow! This is one of the most potent submission moves from the whole of the Orient!
Kyle Steel: I believe that we call it Asia now, Zach.
Tek yells out in pain as Shadow tightens his grip. Shadow sneers at the American fans, whom he despises. A "TEK!" chant breaks out among some of the younger fans in attendance. Tek feeds off of their energy as he pulls himself toward the ropes.
Kyle Steel: Tek looks like he's going to reach the ropes and get himself out of this submission!
Tek reaches out... and grabs the rope! The ref orders Shadow to break the hold. Shadow releases it and Tek drops to a knee on the mat, gasping for air. Shadow nods toward his manager Blair at ringside, and then runs at Tek and absolutely drills him with a Shining Wizard. Shadow quickly makes the cover.
Zip Wingdinger: ONE...
Shadow silently scowls at the referee, while Blair screams at the ref from ringside. Shadow pulls Tek up, clinches him from behind and goes for the Shadowplex, but Tek lands on his feet behind Shadow. Shadow turns around and walks right into a swinging reverse STO from Tek.
Zach Davis: Tek hit the Wave of the Future! He's got life in this match! Hell, he might win this match!
Tek makes a desperation cover on Shadow.
Zip Wingdinger: ONE...
THR--NO!!! SHOULDER UP!!!
Zach Davis: Shadow barely got the shoulder up! He's still alive!
Tek groans and shakes his head. He can't believe that he didn't get the three. Tek pumps his fist and gets to his feet. He pulls Shadow up and goes for the TLT, his version of the Ace Crusher, but Shadow slips out of it. Shadow gets behind Tek and sets him up for the Shadowplex, which he hits in the middle of the ring.
Kyle Steel: Shadow hit his Shadowplex, but he's not done yet! He's going to the top rope!
Flash bulbs go off around the arena as Shadow leaps off the top rope with a picture perfect moonsault and lands on Tek. Shadow hooks the leg as the ref administers the count.
Zip Wingdinger: ONE...
"Plush" hits the PA and the fans boo as Shadow gets to his feet and has his hand raised by the referee. Blair climbs into the ring to celebrate with his client.
Zach Davis: Solid performance by Shadow here against Tek and he gets his first win in WCF!
Kyle Steel: Tek put up a good fight, but it'll be Shadow partying at the sake bar in Oley tonight![/quote]
Ana Valentine vs Michael Santiago
"I Don't Wanna Stop" by Ozzy Osbourne plays throughout the arena as the lights dim, blue and white strobe lights flood the stage and tunnel. A shadow begins to emerge from the tunnel as the music builds. As Santiago comes into focus the crowd begins chanting. Santiago makes his way down the ramp as the crowd pops. As he gets to ringside he rolls into the ring and taunts in the center before climbing a turnbuckle and continuing to taunt.
Zach Davis: This man Michael Santiago made some waves last week on Slam with his performance against Television Champion Kaylyn James Evans. Santi came tantalizingly close to defeating Kay before falling victim to her KY Bomb as so many others have, yours truly included.
Kyle Steel: Redemption has come calling! Mike has another great opportunity this week against another buxom babe in the form of Ana Valentine. That's right, former WCF United States Champion Ana Valentine!
"Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls hits the PA and she of the booty-shaking inclination, Ms. Ana Valentine, appears at the top of the ramp. Ana walks down the ramp to pink pyro’s shooting off behind her. She pauses at the steps to the ring to blow kisses to the crowd. She then steps into the ring bending low to slip between the middle and bottom rope.
Zach Davis: Hot damn I feel like shooting off my pink pyro!
Kyle Steel: Yours would be pink, Zachy. I'm packing dark meat down there. Ladies call me the suntanned superman, heh.
Zach Davis: Nevertheless, it's good to see Ana back in action and looking lovely lady fresh! Her face and breasts have not been haggard by the stress of losing her last several matches against the likes of Mr. FPV, Da Funk and Shane Borderland, who was seemingly beating the snot out of Ana every week at one point.
Kyle Steel: Mark Markman was a sick man, Zach. A sick, sick man. If he could find his penis amid all of the fat valves he would have been jerking it while watching Shane abuse Ana week after week.
Ana darts forward and thwacks Santiago in the face with a dropkick. Both of Ana's puny feet catch Santiago in the jaw, but he is unfazed. Santi returns fire with an enziguri to the back of Ana's blonde head, sending her to the mat. Ana quickly gets up, but Michael takes her arm, spins her around and drills her with a short-arm clothesline. Ana is rocked solid by that blow and Santi is getting his fill of grounded punches on his downed female foe. Santi pauses only briefly to grab his crotch in a taunting gesture before turning his fist's attention back to Ana's face.
Zach Davis: Seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty! Hot damn Ana just ate twenty unanswered punches to the face! Whoa, she's back up though! She brushes Santiago aside, boot to the crotch... Cutter! Ana hit the Ana Cutter from out of nowhere! Here's the pin!
Referee Skip Bennett: ONE...
Santiago kicks out with authority and storms back to his feet. He's not so much injured as he is pissed. He shoves Ana down and her back hits the mat violently. Santi charges Ana's prone body, but the former US Champion counters with a Monkey flip that sends Santiago reeling.
Kyle Steel: I remember when my sister used to do that move to me and send my head crashing into the wooden headboard! Good times, but Santiago doesn't look like he's having a good time. His head just hit the turnbuckle!
Santi stumbles around the ring, trying to recover his senses. Ana uses the time to climb to the top turnbuckle. She signals to her fans with a pumped fist and those fiery eyes before she springs from the top and hits a flying clothesline on Santiago. Santi crashes to the mat as Ana scrambles to make the desperate cover.
Skip Bennett: ONE...
Zach Davis: No dice for Ana that time but she's in a good groove here early on and that's important for someone in her position who's been through recent struggles!
Ana does a handstand before dropping down across Santiago's ankle with her knee. She does another handstand and this time she drops her elbow onto Santiago's ankle.
Kyle Steel: Ana has an ankle lock in her arsenal and I think she's softening up Santiago for it!
Ana lets Santi get to his feet only to charge in from behind and hit a chop block that drops him back down to the mat and leaves him clutching his leg in pain. Ana goes in for the kill, pouncing on Santiago, locking him in the ankle lock. Santiago's instincts are to roll through and that's what he does, but Ana keeps the hold locked in tight. Santi has a pained expression on his face as he searches for counters and escapes, but Ana is mindful to hold her positioning and not give Santiago any limbs to grab hold of.
Zach Davis: This is good strategy by Ana! She's taken her larger opponent off his feet, put him on the mat, and she's controlling him and wearing him down. This is good, fundamental, submission wrestling.
Kyle Steel: Santiago looks pissed though, Zach. He's not used to being stymied on the mat. Normally he's the one stymieing others with his great technical wrestling ability.
Santiago fights through the pain of the ankle lock and suddenly bounces up to one foot. Ana is surprised as the look on her face would indicate, but she remains clutched onto his ankle like a pitbull on a bone. Santi tries to make her pay with another enziguri, but Ana ducks this one and Santiago eats canvas. Ana sets up for her trademark version of the German suplex by grabbing the prone/face-first on the mat Santiago in a rear waistlock position and pulling him up.
Zach Davis: OMGOD! Ana's going for the Cupid's Arrow!
Ana hoists Santi into the air and lobs him over and behind her, but Santiago incredibly lands on his feet with injured ankle and all. Ana spins around with a confident look on her face assuming that all she has to do is make the cover and she'll be on her way to the pay window, but her eyes grow wide when she sees Santiago standing tall. Santiago boots her in the gut and spikes her head on the mat with a lifting DDT. Santi ain't done yet. He gets her up and hits a spinning neckbreaker that leaves her writhing in pain on the mat. Santi makes the cover.
Skip Bennett: ONE...
Ana gets up but she's looking a bit shaky as Santi quickly pounces and sets her up for a piledriver. Santiago lifts her up and plants her with a nasty piledriver in the middle of the ring.
Zach Davis: Santiago is signaling for the Figure Four! This doesn't look good for Ana!
Santi grabs a shapely leg of Ana's and gets ready to wrap her up in the Figure Four, but Ana counters into a Small Package.
Skip Bennett: ONE...
Zach Davis: Great awareness by Ana to counter but she doesn't have enough to even get to her feet after the kickout by Santi!
Santiago was more amused by that Small Package than threatened. He grins sadistically while repeatedly driving his boot into Ana's knee.
Kyle Steel: Just as we saw Ana doing work early in the match to wear down Santiago's ankle, which he appears to have recovered from, Santiago is now doing the same to Ana's knee. I'm sure that Santi has it in his mind that he wants to get Ana in the Santiago Death Lock and coax a tapout from the dazzling Las Vegas native.
Having scored on his fill of boot stomps, Santiago now goes to the top rope. He flies off the top and drops a Macho Man-style elbow onto Ana's knee. Ana lets out a screech that causes Santiago to cup his ears with his hands, while she hobbles to her feet. Santi silences her with a flying forearm to the face that knocks her back down to the mat. Before Ana has a chance to react, Santi sneaks up and locks her in a Figure Four. The Woo's from the crowd serve a similar role as the rattle of a snake's tail for Ana, because once she hears them it's already too late.
Zach Davis: Santiago with the Figure Four locked in tight! Ana is a tough woman, but she might have to tap! Santiago is an expert with these submissions! He nearly made Kaylyn tap out with the Figure Four last week!
Kyle Steel: Kaylyn had the wherewithal to fight it, Zach! I don't know if Ana does! She looks like she's starting to fade! Her shoulders are on the mat! The ref is counting!
Skip Bennett: ONE...
Zach Davis: Ana got her shoulder up, but she's still locked in the Figure Four!
Kyle Steel: She was trying to alleviate the pressure of the hold by lying flat on her back and extending her legs, making them as straight as she could, but obviously she put herself in a position for her shoulders to be counted down by the ref! Inquiring minds have to wonder how much longer Ana can hang on with the immense pain that must be jolting through her legs!
Ana wears a mask of pain on her face as she struggles to turn onto her belly and theoretically reverse the pressure of the hold. Santiago sees it coming and he's one step ahead as he yanks back even harder on Ana's leg, causing her to groan in pain.
Zach Davis: Referee Skip Bennett is checking on Ana to see if she wants to quit!
Kyle Steel: She's still full of piss and vinegar, Zach! Look at her screaming at the ref, hurling obscenities at him for even having the audacity to ask her such a question!
Ana has finally had enough of the agony and torment of Santiago's submission. She props herself up to a seated position on the mat and begins unloading with big right American hands to Santi's body. They aren't knockout blows but they're more than glancing and they cause Santiago to loosen the hold. Ana is able to roll through on the mat and squirt out of the Figure Four lock. Unfortunately for Ana she rolls so far that she rolls out of the ring and falls to the floor outside. Santiago grimaces as he grabs at his ribs. He remarks to the referee, "Those tiny fists pack a punch!" The ref nods knowingly at Santiago.
Zach Davis: Ana has disappeared outside the ring! We have no idea what kind of condition she's in, but to her credit she was able to free herself from the skillful clutches of Santiago!
Kyle Steel: I hear her, Zach! She's cursing just outside of the ring apron! Where is the cameraman? Get over there cameraman! Catch those profanities for the viewers at home!
The cameraman had been distracted by Ana's firm buttocks encased in their red hot pants. He finally shows the shot of Ana lying on the floor. She's not moving much, not able to move probably, but she is spewing obscenities that the kids watching at home probably don't need to hear. Santiago climbs out of the ring and proves that chivalry is not dead by helping Ana to her feet. Santi flashes a wicked sneer and nails Ana with another of his stiff short-arm clotheslines, tarnishing the good deed that he just did. He doesn't care though, he's trying to win a wrestling match. Santi sets his sights to whipping Ana into the steel ring post, but Ana has the awareness to reverse it and Santi eats cold, hard steel post.
Zach Davis: Santiago just went face-first into the ring post!
Santiago ricochets off the ring post, spinning around to face Ana, and eats a roundhouse kick from the diminutive ex-US Champ.
Zach Davis: Fancy feet from Ana V. but she needs to get her tush back into the ring before she's counted out!
Skip Bennett: NINE!!!
Ana just beats Skip's count by rolling into the ring, but then resets it by rolling out.
Kyle Steel: Ana doesn't want a cheap count-out win, Zach! She's trying to prove a point by beating Michael Santiago clean!
Ana waits for Santiago to get to his feet and then hits a Cutter onto the floor.
Zach Davis: Ana Cutter on the concrete! Oh my and whoa golly! Santiago might be knocked out cold after that one!
Ana grits her teeth and curls her soft pouting lips while rolling Santiago into the ring. Ana drapes her body over Santiago's and the ref makes the count.
Skip Bennett: ONE...
Zach Davis: Santiago up! Shoulder up!
Kyle Steel: Ana is disappointed AND exhausted! She thought she had him! I don't know if she even has enough to return to her feet and mount further offense, but Santi is beat up too, so I guess they'll take a minute for a breather!
Both of the popular superstars are receiving loud support from the Oley faithful, but the wrestlers themselves are mustering little in the way of action. They're both recovering, both slow to their feet... both finally up, which draws a pop from the crowd. Santiago gets a leg trip takedown on Ana and rolls forward into a bridging pin.
Skip Bennett: ONE...
Ana lifts out of it just in time and gets to her feet. She spins Santiago around and backslides him.
Skip Bennett: ONE...
Santi rolls out of it right before the ref's hand comes down for three.
Zach Davis: So close! So much balls being exhibited by both superstars, even though Ana doesn't have any in the literal sense, she has massive grapefruits when it comes to the courage and fortitude departments!
Santiago snaps off a TPA Kick. Ana ducks, grabs hold of Santi from behind and lifts him for a BIG German suplex.
Zach Davis: Ana just took Santiago for a ride on Cupid's Arrow! She makes the cover!
Skip Bennett: ONE...
NO!!! SHOULDER UP!!!
Ana slams the mat with her tits in frustration and gets to her feet. She calls out to Santi telling him to get up, singing to him like the Sirens of Ancient Greek mythology, a harbinger of doom. Santi instinctively listens to the pretty female voice, apparently blissfully unaware of the shit that's about to go down if he's not careful. When Santiago rises to his feet, Ana clutches him in anticipation of her finishing Cupid's Bow spinebuster. Santi's instincts guide him this time to slip out of it. He shoves Ana to create the necessary space and then practically puts his foot through her face with the TPA Kick.
Zach Davis: TPA Kick by Santi! Here's the cover! That's gotta do it!
Skip Bennett: ONE...
NO!!! SHOULDER UP!!!
Zach Davis: What the marfarking ohmgods!!
Santiago is in disbelief. He holds up three fingers to the ref, but the ref flashes two back at him. Santi flashes just one finger back at the ref.
Kyle Steel: Santiago disagreed with that count from the ref, and he's exercising his First Amendment rights, which we support here in Wrestling Championship Federation!
Santiago whips Ana into the corner and she hits hard before staggering back to mid-ring. Santi goes for another TPA Kick and hits it right in the kisser. Ana drops to the mat like one of those life-like sex dolls. Santiago grabs Ana by the legs and locks her in his version of the Sharpshooter, the Santiago Death Lock. Ana tries to hang on but it's to no avail. She's forced to meekly tap out in center ring.
Zach Davis: Santiago wins it! He made Ana tap to his Death Lock and-- what the hell? Santiago isn't releasing the hold! Come on, Santiago! Release the damn hold! You're going to break Ana's legs, you son of a bitch!
Kyle Steel: This is disgusting. Pure cowardice by Santiago.
Boos are raining down from the crowd, drowning out Santiago's theme music, while the referee tries in vain to pry Ana Valentine's sexy yet damaged gams from the devious clutches of Michael Santiago.
Skip Bennett: Break the hold, Santiago, or I'll disqualify ya!
Santiago finally complies with the referee and releases the hold.
Zach Davis: Finally order has been restored and the medical staff can get to work on helping Ana!
Santiago makes like he's gonna walk away then he turns and blasts the ref with a TPA Kick to the face.
Kyle Steel: Skip Bennett, a very fine referee for this great company, just got knocked out cold by the psychotic Michael Santiago! What the hell has gotten into Santiago?
Santiago locks poor Ana Valentine in the Death Lock once again. She flails about on the mat with no chance for escape. Finally a roar comes up from the crowd as Odin Balfore runs down to ringside.
Zach Davis: Odin is here! This man is Santiago's tag team partner and fellow TPA member! If anybody can talk some sense into Santiago it will be him!
Odin plays the voice of reason as he convinces Santiago to release the hold and leave Ana to her own devices, namely being injured on the mat. Santiago relinquishes the Death Lock and gets to his feet. He bends down and gives Ana a pinch on her fanny, which she's too injured to fight, and then triumphantly hoists his arms into the air. "I Don't Wanna Stop" hits the PA again as Santiago's antics are met with a cascade of boos from the WCF Arena crowd.
WCF Television Title Match
Kaylyn James Evans vs Ryan Blake
Kaylyn James Evans vs Ryan Blake
Zach Davis: Hey, kids! It's time for the TV Title match!
Kyle Steel: Yay!
“Down and Out” by Tantric hits the PA and the fans inside the WCF Arena react in a divided fashion. The ladies cheer because they love Ryan Blake's cocky, cool demeanor and willingness to take his clothes off during his promos, while the guys boo because they think he's a prick. Blake has a smug look on his face as he struts down to the ring. Once he reaches the ring he hops onto the apron and then hops over the top rope into the ring. He climbs the turnbuckles and shows off his body to the crowd, drawing a louder reaction than before, though equally divided. A high-pitched "Take it off!" chant breaks out.
Zach Davis: Ryan Blake has certainly shown a willingness to bare his all for the WCF Universe!
Kyle Steel: Thankfully he does have his limits, Zach. He left his undies on during his last promo, which is something that we can all be thankful for... unless you're one of those sickies who enjoy seeing male nudity!
An instrumental of the starting chorus to Eminem's Not Afraid starts to play over the PA system as the lights fade putting the arena into total darkness. Just as the chorus would end there is a bang as the lights turn back on full blast and a cloud of smoke is on the entrance way with a figure standing within it. The chorus starts up once more but this time with the lyrics included is none other then Kaylyn Evans who steps out from within the smokey patch on the stage. As the chorus was being heard throughout the crowd a smiling Kaylyn Evans was on her way down the ramp with a stride that showed nothing but confidence in herself no matter what the outcome of today's event's would be. Dressed in a black bikini shirt that wrapped around her neck, and green bikini bottoms, along with green knee high fish net stocking and black boots just under her knee she was ready for anything in comfort. Reaching the bottom of the ramp way Kaylyn stops and turns to the right heading around the ring and towards the far steps to ascend them and make her way onto the apron. Crossing the apron she stands there looking out at the fans. Hooking her arms on the top rope, in perfect Kaylyn fashion, she flipped back over the top rope and into the ring where she made her way around the ring looking out at all the fans in the arena. As the music would cut Kaylyn would be focused and ready for what was to come.
Zach Davis: Speaking of baring one's all, Kaylyn did just that in her promo this week!
Kyle Steel: That was awesome, Zach! Just awesome! It was awesome to see a woman liberating herself from the restrictive barriers that we so callously refer to as clothing. Did you know that clothes were invented by men for the purpose of forcing women to cover themselves up and feel insecure about their bodies?
Zach Davis: I don't know if that's true, Kyle--
Kyle Steel: Oh it's true, it's DAMN true! Thankfully Kaylyn is a defiant sister. She doesn't conform to society's misogynistic standards!
Zach Davis: Well, not only did Kaylyn show us her, ahem, "assets", but she also became more closely acquainted with newcomer Aubrey Summers!
Kyle Steel: Sisters are doing it for themselves, Zach! Who needs a man around anyhow? Kay and Aubrey sure don't!
Blake and Evans make flirty eyes at each other as they warm up in their respective corners before the match. Referee Ed Kowalczyk calls them to center ring and delivers his instructions to both superstars. He then sends them back to their corners and calls for the bell.
Kay and Blake lunge forward to center ring and lock up, collar and elbow style. Blake winks at Kay as he starts to gain the advantage. Kay winks right back at him and slips behind him, getting Blake in a waistlock. Blake one-ups her by reversing the positioning and trapping Kay in a waistlock. Ryan lifts Kay up and nails her from behind... with a German suplex that is. Ryan hangs onto the waistlock, pulls Kay up and hits another German suplex. Ryan pulls Kay up again, keeping his hands locked firmly around her diminutive waistline, and hits a third and final German suplex, dropping Kay onto her head in violent fashion, irrespective to the fact that she's a female.
Zach Davis: Ryan Blake just went Benoit on Kaylyn Evans!
Kyle Steel: I think she would be dead if he did that, Zach!
Zach Davis: Ok, he went Kurt Angle then!
Blake brushes his hands together, clearly satisfied with himself as the smug look on his face indicates, before making a cover on the Television Champion.
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
Both competitors get up. Blake whips Evans into the ropes and tries to spin kick her after she returns, but Kay ducks the attempt and pops up behind Blake. Blake spins around to face Kay and walks right into a backflip kick from the champion.
Zach Davis: Kaylyn is so light on her feet! She moves like a luchadore!
Kyle Steel: You're not kidding, Zach. She works great off of her back, too!
Kaylyn pulls Ryan up to his feet and neckbreakers him, then she walks over to the corner. Kaylyn stands poised in the corner, waiting for Blake to get up. When Ryan does get up, Kaylyn charges at him with a spear attempt. Blake leapfrogs Evans, clearly having scouted that particular move. Kay stops short of hitting the corner turnbuckles, but when she turns in Blake's direction he catches her with a running STO.
Zach Davis: Great move by Blake! He was one step ahead of the champion that time!
Kyle Steel: Gotta give credit where it's due. Blake is young and cocky, but he knows his way around a wrestling ring!
Kay shows resiliency by getting right back to her feet. Blake tries for a Codebreaker, but Kaylyn slips out of Ryan's grasp and leaves him to fall flat on his ass. Ryan flips over to his stomach and rubs his posterior, drawing catcalls from the ladies in the house. As he does this, Ryan rises to one knee. Kaylyn sees the opportunity and pounces, drilling Ryan with a Shining Wizard right in his handsome face. The ladies in the house gasp, all except for Kay who makes the cover.
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
Kyle Steel: Heh. Pretty boy Blake ain't gonna be so pretty no more!
Evans and Blake return to their feet. Kay whips Blake into the corner and tries for a running front kick. Blake alertly ducks her boot, grabs Kay around her midsection, lifts her up and drops her across the top turnbuckle with a Stun Gun-like maneuver. Low, bellowing boos emanate from the male spectators in the audience, contrasted by high-pitched squeals from the ladies. Kay instinctively sits up on the mat after absorbing the punishing blow. Blake bounces off the ropes and hits Kay with an overcastle, further injuring her head and neck, and then makes the cover.
Zach Davis: Could that do it? Do we have a new Television Champion!?
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
Zach Davis: No! Kaylyn's not done yet!
Kyle Steel: Thank the Mormon God in Heaven above! Not that I'm biased or anything!
Blake flashes what has become his trademark smirk at the referee as he pulls Kaylyn to her feet.
Zach Davis: I don't think Blake was happy with the cadence of referee Ed Kowalczyk's count, but he's too cool, calm and collected to let it bother him!
Kyle Steel: We'll see how cool, calm and collected he is when Kaylyn puts him on his skinny, little ass!
As if on cue, Kaylyn hits a desperation move, an STO out of nowhere that leaves Blake sprawled on the mat. Kaylyn takes a moment to recover and then gets to her feet. She grabs Blake by his legs and drags him to the corner. Kay catapults Blake toward the turnbuckles, but Blake showcases his athleticism by landing on the middle turnbuckle with his feet, while Kay turns around to face him, and swiftly springboards to the top rope. Blake lands with a moonsault onto a stunned Kaylyn Evans.
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
Zach Davis: Blake was a step ahead of Kaylyn that time and he nearly earned the victory! It seems like he's really done his homework on the Television Champion!
Kyle Steel: I suppose that Blake is a tad more cerebral than I gave him credit for... *sigh*
Blake doesn't let up. He pulls Kaylyn to her feet and nails a Codebreaker in the middle of the ring. Blake hooks Kaylyn's leg as he covers her, confident that victory is now his.
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
Zach Davis: Kaylyn kicked out! By golly she's one of the toughest superstars that we've ever seen in WCF, male or female!
The look on Blake's face grows serious now as he glares at the referee without saying a word. The ref warns Blake to focus on the match, prompting Blake to exchange heated words with him. Blake regains his focus. He pulls Kaylyn to her feet and sets her up for an RKO-like maneuver.
Zach Davis: PHD! Blake's going for the PHD! If he hits it, this match is over!
Kaylyn slips out of Blake's grip before he can hit the move and pulls herself behind him. When Blake turns around, Kaylyn kicks him in the midsection and wraps him up in a front chinlock. Kay drags Blake over to the corner, leaps onto the second rope and plants Blake with a 180-degree Tornado DDT.
Zach Davis: Kay hit the Crusher! She makes the cover!
Kyle Steel: Yes! It's ovah!
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
Zach Davis: Blake kicked out! Wow! He's a tough son of a gun in his own right!
Kyle Steel: I am audibly grinding my teeth!
Zach Davis: Would you knock it off, Kyle? That's annoying!
Kay gets to her feet and shakes her booty, drawing raucous cheers from the male fans in the crowd and venomous boos from the females. Blake shakes off his pain and catches himself an eyeful of Kaylyn's booty show. Blake then stands up and grabs two handfuls of Kay's ass cheeks. Kay smiles sweetly, but her smile quickly turns from sweet to sinister as she begins battering Blake with back elbows to his face. Kay's elbows are bouncing to and fro in unison with her boobies. For his part Blake is no longer grabbing Kaylyn's ass in lust, he's now doing it just to keep himself standing.
Zach Davis: This is a brilliant use of both ass and elbows from the champion! Kaylyn is a thinking woman's wrestler, and we've said it before, she'll use every trick of the trade to get the job done! Kudos to her!
Kyle Steel: Look at those boobies bouncing, and that firm ass ain't too far behind! You go, girl! Put that bad man in his place! Do it for ALL the ladies that have been oppressed by our patriarchal society!
Blake finally, reluctantly releases his grip on Kay's ass, which was ironically the only thing causing him to stand in place and be elbowed. After Blake hits the mat, Kay bounds to the top rope. Kay wastes no time in flying into the air and hitting a Shooting Star Press on the challenger. Kay hooks Blake's leg as she makes the pin and the ref drops to the mat to make the count.
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...
NO!!! FOOT ON THE ROPE!!!
Kaylyn groans and laments her misfortune as the ref points to Blake's foot, which is strewn across the bottom rope.
Zach Davis: That was SO close! Kaylyn nearly got the win, but Blake had the wherewithal to get his foot on that rope! I don't think he would've had the energy to kick out otherwise!
Kyle Steel: Not bad for a pretty boy... not bad at all. *sigh* Kaylyn's still got this match in the bag though!
Kaylyn pumps her fist and lets out a yell. She's ready to end this. She gets Ryan up and locks him in a Full Nelson. She tries to lift him up for her finisher, the KY Bomb, but Ryan manages to block it. Blake and Evans are stalemated, with Blake still locked in the Full Nelson but not allowing himself to be lifted. Finally Blake pulls he and Kay over to the corner and walks himself up the turnbuckles. Blake leaps off the top turnbuckle, spinning he and Kaylyn around. As he does this Blake manages to wrap his arm around Kaylyn's neck into RKO position before they hit the mat.
Zach Davis: PHD! Blake hit it! He hooks Kaylyn's leg! New champ!?
Ed Kowalczyk: ONE...