Post by Torture on May 23, 2006 18:28:46 GMT -5
- The same white room, with men in white coats appears again. Torture is in the frame as well, with the same table in front of him.
Torture: The 2006 Exclusive Line of Cool Wear Inc. is kicking doors down, and crossing boundries as one of the top Wrestling Merchandise Lines in WCF history. CWI has always been about the young adults from 18-35 year olds, and all of the average joe's. However, With this new line of clothing, comes new sizes! Now we're just not for the average joes, now we're pushing for the fat average joes! Thats right! Our new sizes range up to Xtra Xtra Xtra Large! To show that our shirt is indeed, an Xtra Xtra Xtra Large.. We've contacted a Wrestling Legend by the name of Earthquake.
- Earthquake comes into the frame. All big and what not. Torture picks up the huge XXXL shirt off the table and gives it to Earthquake.
Torture: Put this on.
- The big Earthquake puts on the shirt, but has troubles. The three men in white coats help him put it on. They straighten up the shirt and begin to write numbers and what not down on the clipboards.
Torture: How does it feel?
Earthquake: It feels great! No stretching, no nothing. Feels like the shirt is a part of my body. I love this. I love Cool Wear Inc.
Torture: Well there you have it. Cool Wear Inc. has another happy customer. Remember, if you want to be Xtra Xtra Xtra Cool.. you just need to get the Xtra Xtra Xtra Large Cool Wear Inc. T-Shirt!
- Torture winks at the camera as it fades out.
Torture: The 2006 Exclusive Line of Cool Wear Inc. is kicking doors down, and crossing boundries as one of the top Wrestling Merchandise Lines in WCF history. CWI has always been about the young adults from 18-35 year olds, and all of the average joe's. However, With this new line of clothing, comes new sizes! Now we're just not for the average joes, now we're pushing for the fat average joes! Thats right! Our new sizes range up to Xtra Xtra Xtra Large! To show that our shirt is indeed, an Xtra Xtra Xtra Large.. We've contacted a Wrestling Legend by the name of Earthquake.
- Earthquake comes into the frame. All big and what not. Torture picks up the huge XXXL shirt off the table and gives it to Earthquake.
Torture: Put this on.
- The big Earthquake puts on the shirt, but has troubles. The three men in white coats help him put it on. They straighten up the shirt and begin to write numbers and what not down on the clipboards.
Torture: How does it feel?
Earthquake: It feels great! No stretching, no nothing. Feels like the shirt is a part of my body. I love this. I love Cool Wear Inc.
Torture: Well there you have it. Cool Wear Inc. has another happy customer. Remember, if you want to be Xtra Xtra Xtra Cool.. you just need to get the Xtra Xtra Xtra Large Cool Wear Inc. T-Shirt!
- Torture winks at the camera as it fades out.
