Post by Ryan Blake on Jun 24, 2011 1:49:19 GMT -5
Ryan Blake
RP#1
Vs Kaylyn James Evans
For WCF TV Title
Lyrical Intro – "You don't own me" by Eminem
"Girl you got a hot butt, like a lit cigarette. But you won’t get a hot fudge sundae from me so don’t strut my way, slut because... You don't own me. And now that I got your panties in a bunch and your bowels in an uproar. Imma show you why I came so you stop asking me what the fuck for. Now look you little slut, cunt, whore, I know you want more."
Scene I
The scene opens the Ryan walking inside of a strip club. As he walks in he is greeted by two girls who are almost fully exposed. They feel all over his chest and stomach as they bring him to an empty seat in the club. Ryan calls one of the girls to him and she begins to walk over. When she approaches him she smiles and rubs her legs, slowly strutting toward him.
Stripper- Hey there hottie, what can I –
Ryan, not caring about what she has to say cuts her off.
Ryan- yea, yea, hi! Listen I need you to go get your manager.
Stripper- I'm sorry but –
Ryan- just go get him.
The stripper leaves the table, going back behind the main stage in the back of the club. A few moments later the stripper comes back out from the stage alone. She continues to walk through the club toward Ryan. When she gets to Ryan you realize that she isn't alone. In fact she brought out her manager, Ryan looks down and sees Odin Balfore's manager Gil. Gil hopes up onto the seat across from Ryan.
Ryan- Evening Gilligan.
Gil- …. ….. …
Ryan- Hey man, calm down! Listen, I just wanted to let you know that, that dike that we saw last week.
Gil- .. ….. …
Ryan- yea, her. I have a match against her this week. But I wanted to see her for a minute ahead of time.
Gil- …. …. …
Ryan- What!? She's not here? I thought she was yours?
Gil- … …
Ryan- That's ok, I heard her tits are fake anyway.
Gil- …
Ryan- good point, but I think she might be a transvestite.
Gil- … .. …
Ryan- yea, I swear to god! The camera man that filmed he little strip tease told someone, who told someone else, who told me she had a bigger penis than him.
Gil- … …..
Ryan- yea, that probably is why she's so into that stuff. At the end of her promo she asked me if I was ready to get dirty, I say, if she wants to get dirty we can get dirty! We could do a little role play, I could be Chris Brown and she can be Rhianna!
Gil- … …
Ryan- Yea, she also said that her "Boss Man" watches everything, as if it's gonna stop me! Ha! She makes me laugh, she thinks I'm afraid of he sugar daddy Creeping Death? If that guy has anything to say about me, death will be creeping up on him!
Gil- … ….. …
Ryan- Yea, I just can't wait to get my hands on that title! The feeling of gold around my waist, will feel great. That TV Title will be mine by the end of Monday night.
Gil- … ….
Ryan- Because, just think about it! I am one of the best in the business. I'm better, faster, and stronger than she is. I mean, not to be a hater, but she's a girl. By nature men are stronger than women.
Gil- …. …
Ryan- It'll be easy, I'm Ryan Blake, come on! Ha ha,
Gil- .. …
Ryan- If you want, sure lets go.
Ryan and Gil then get up and begin to walk towards the door as the scene fades to black.
Scene II
The scene opens to a head shot of Ryan backstage in his locker room. He is sitting down on the bench in the center of his locker room, lifting a dumbbell as he counts softly to himself. He sees the camera man enter his room and begins to stop. He stands up and puts the dumbbell down on the floor next to a few others and a gym bag with equipment hanging out and around the bag. He looks up. He stands there, waiting for his que, with a little smirk on his face.
Ryan- Hello there ladies and gentlemen. It has come to my attention that Ryan Blake will take on Kaylyn James Evens this week on Slam for the WCF Television Title. Now I have seen Kaylyn James Evens little tease she did there, and I must say, I'm not too impressed. Kaylyn James Evens…ugh ya know, she has like seven parts to her name, so let's just call her Kaylyn. Kaylyn, what are you doing you poor thing? I feel so bad for you. You honestly think that you can beat me? Do you really think that just by doing your little strip tease you can beat me? As if that was supposed to prove something? We all know you're hot Kaylyn, you've been around. No one on the roster wants you anymore so you go after the new people. And when that doesn't work, you go after the fans by just saying, fuck it, and getting naked on TV. You are so beyond desperate for attention, you make Lindsey Lohan look like a good role model. You sicken me, last week when I said I think I'm in love, it wasn't love, are you out of your mind! It was simply a sort moment of lust. You think by being all sexy and what not, it makes you better in the ring? No chance, anyone can strip tease!
The camera slowly zooms out and begins to reveal the torso of Ryan who is now smirking more, and flexing a bit. He seductively pulls on his shirt and growls softly.
Ryan – You see, Kaylyn, take it from me when I say that being a conceded female dog will get you somewhere some of the time in this business, but when you face the facts, you realize that it's just not enough. And when you said that I enjoyed that smack as much as Logan did, ha ha ha, listen baby girl, Logan is nothing like Ryan Blake and Ryan Blake is nothing like Logan because Ryan Blake is Ryan Blake. And for those of you who don’t understand this yet, you will soon enough when you get in the ring with me. Ask Shadow. Speaking of him, did I hear you say that my match against Shadow didn’t mean anything? Hello!? Did you realize that it was the first match of my WCF career, and my first win of my WCF career? For god sakes, think about this, Ryan Blake's second match in WCF history is a title match! I think that speaks volumes, I made an example out of Shadow. And that’s what I'm going to do to you. On to the next, simple as that. All of a sudden off you go repeating my own words back to me, as if I didn't know what I said. I did. And in the sentence you quoted me in, I said I can never be repeated! And I still refuse to be, do not ever quote Ryan Blake! That’s exclusive, top secret, copyrighted shit right there. Do I have time?
Ryan looks at his watch and nods.
Ryan- yea, I do. Next Kaylyn says that when I'm in the ring with her I will be thinking with the wrong head. Can I just point out the fact that you're the horny, lesbian one getting completely undressed on TV! Let me just assure you Kaylyn, you do not seem hot to me. Ok, well maybe just a little bit. But for the most part, let me just get this strait, I am NOT attracted to your desperate for attention, sex teasing, game playing, mind manipulating, staff blowing, crawling with crabs, HIV, and every other STD or STI, ass! Got that!? Good. Thank god! Moving on!
As Ryan goes off about all of this, he continues to get undressed slower and slower, removing his shoes, jewelry, and armbands. He drops them on the floor next to his gym bag, just adding to the pile of his belongings next to and in the open bag. He continues talking, now in a very soft, smooth voice of sympathy, as if talking to a small child.
Ryan- Kaylyn, sweetie, you need to understand this. I know it might be complicated to put this all together in your tiny little brain. I know that you don’t like it when the meanies like me mess up your perfect little world that you live in, but I have to do this for your own good, ok…?
He nods at the camera, widening his eyes slightly. Then smirking again he says,
Ryan- Get ready to hand over that title Kaylyn, because Ryan Blake's first title match is coming and it will be…
Ryan now almost completely naked, steps out of his jeans, leaving him in nothing but his boxers.
The scene fades to black as Ryan just winks at the camera.
- End
RP#1
Vs Kaylyn James Evans
For WCF TV Title
Lyrical Intro – "You don't own me" by Eminem
"Girl you got a hot butt, like a lit cigarette. But you won’t get a hot fudge sundae from me so don’t strut my way, slut because... You don't own me. And now that I got your panties in a bunch and your bowels in an uproar. Imma show you why I came so you stop asking me what the fuck for. Now look you little slut, cunt, whore, I know you want more."
Scene I
The scene opens the Ryan walking inside of a strip club. As he walks in he is greeted by two girls who are almost fully exposed. They feel all over his chest and stomach as they bring him to an empty seat in the club. Ryan calls one of the girls to him and she begins to walk over. When she approaches him she smiles and rubs her legs, slowly strutting toward him.
Stripper- Hey there hottie, what can I –
Ryan, not caring about what she has to say cuts her off.
Ryan- yea, yea, hi! Listen I need you to go get your manager.
Stripper- I'm sorry but –
Ryan- just go get him.
The stripper leaves the table, going back behind the main stage in the back of the club. A few moments later the stripper comes back out from the stage alone. She continues to walk through the club toward Ryan. When she gets to Ryan you realize that she isn't alone. In fact she brought out her manager, Ryan looks down and sees Odin Balfore's manager Gil. Gil hopes up onto the seat across from Ryan.
Ryan- Evening Gilligan.
Gil- …. ….. …
Ryan- Hey man, calm down! Listen, I just wanted to let you know that, that dike that we saw last week.
Gil- .. ….. …
Ryan- yea, her. I have a match against her this week. But I wanted to see her for a minute ahead of time.
Gil- …. …. …
Ryan- What!? She's not here? I thought she was yours?
Gil- … …
Ryan- That's ok, I heard her tits are fake anyway.
Gil- …
Ryan- good point, but I think she might be a transvestite.
Gil- … .. …
Ryan- yea, I swear to god! The camera man that filmed he little strip tease told someone, who told someone else, who told me she had a bigger penis than him.
Gil- … …..
Ryan- yea, that probably is why she's so into that stuff. At the end of her promo she asked me if I was ready to get dirty, I say, if she wants to get dirty we can get dirty! We could do a little role play, I could be Chris Brown and she can be Rhianna!
Gil- … …
Ryan- Yea, she also said that her "Boss Man" watches everything, as if it's gonna stop me! Ha! She makes me laugh, she thinks I'm afraid of he sugar daddy Creeping Death? If that guy has anything to say about me, death will be creeping up on him!
Gil- … ….. …
Ryan- Yea, I just can't wait to get my hands on that title! The feeling of gold around my waist, will feel great. That TV Title will be mine by the end of Monday night.
Gil- … ….
Ryan- Because, just think about it! I am one of the best in the business. I'm better, faster, and stronger than she is. I mean, not to be a hater, but she's a girl. By nature men are stronger than women.
Gil- …. …
Ryan- It'll be easy, I'm Ryan Blake, come on! Ha ha,
Gil- .. …
Ryan- If you want, sure lets go.
Ryan and Gil then get up and begin to walk towards the door as the scene fades to black.
Scene II
The scene opens to a head shot of Ryan backstage in his locker room. He is sitting down on the bench in the center of his locker room, lifting a dumbbell as he counts softly to himself. He sees the camera man enter his room and begins to stop. He stands up and puts the dumbbell down on the floor next to a few others and a gym bag with equipment hanging out and around the bag. He looks up. He stands there, waiting for his que, with a little smirk on his face.
Ryan- Hello there ladies and gentlemen. It has come to my attention that Ryan Blake will take on Kaylyn James Evens this week on Slam for the WCF Television Title. Now I have seen Kaylyn James Evens little tease she did there, and I must say, I'm not too impressed. Kaylyn James Evens…ugh ya know, she has like seven parts to her name, so let's just call her Kaylyn. Kaylyn, what are you doing you poor thing? I feel so bad for you. You honestly think that you can beat me? Do you really think that just by doing your little strip tease you can beat me? As if that was supposed to prove something? We all know you're hot Kaylyn, you've been around. No one on the roster wants you anymore so you go after the new people. And when that doesn't work, you go after the fans by just saying, fuck it, and getting naked on TV. You are so beyond desperate for attention, you make Lindsey Lohan look like a good role model. You sicken me, last week when I said I think I'm in love, it wasn't love, are you out of your mind! It was simply a sort moment of lust. You think by being all sexy and what not, it makes you better in the ring? No chance, anyone can strip tease!
The camera slowly zooms out and begins to reveal the torso of Ryan who is now smirking more, and flexing a bit. He seductively pulls on his shirt and growls softly.
Ryan – You see, Kaylyn, take it from me when I say that being a conceded female dog will get you somewhere some of the time in this business, but when you face the facts, you realize that it's just not enough. And when you said that I enjoyed that smack as much as Logan did, ha ha ha, listen baby girl, Logan is nothing like Ryan Blake and Ryan Blake is nothing like Logan because Ryan Blake is Ryan Blake. And for those of you who don’t understand this yet, you will soon enough when you get in the ring with me. Ask Shadow. Speaking of him, did I hear you say that my match against Shadow didn’t mean anything? Hello!? Did you realize that it was the first match of my WCF career, and my first win of my WCF career? For god sakes, think about this, Ryan Blake's second match in WCF history is a title match! I think that speaks volumes, I made an example out of Shadow. And that’s what I'm going to do to you. On to the next, simple as that. All of a sudden off you go repeating my own words back to me, as if I didn't know what I said. I did. And in the sentence you quoted me in, I said I can never be repeated! And I still refuse to be, do not ever quote Ryan Blake! That’s exclusive, top secret, copyrighted shit right there. Do I have time?
Ryan looks at his watch and nods.
Ryan- yea, I do. Next Kaylyn says that when I'm in the ring with her I will be thinking with the wrong head. Can I just point out the fact that you're the horny, lesbian one getting completely undressed on TV! Let me just assure you Kaylyn, you do not seem hot to me. Ok, well maybe just a little bit. But for the most part, let me just get this strait, I am NOT attracted to your desperate for attention, sex teasing, game playing, mind manipulating, staff blowing, crawling with crabs, HIV, and every other STD or STI, ass! Got that!? Good. Thank god! Moving on!
As Ryan goes off about all of this, he continues to get undressed slower and slower, removing his shoes, jewelry, and armbands. He drops them on the floor next to his gym bag, just adding to the pile of his belongings next to and in the open bag. He continues talking, now in a very soft, smooth voice of sympathy, as if talking to a small child.
Ryan- Kaylyn, sweetie, you need to understand this. I know it might be complicated to put this all together in your tiny little brain. I know that you don’t like it when the meanies like me mess up your perfect little world that you live in, but I have to do this for your own good, ok…?
He nods at the camera, widening his eyes slightly. Then smirking again he says,
Ryan- Get ready to hand over that title Kaylyn, because Ryan Blake's first title match is coming and it will be…
Ryan now almost completely naked, steps out of his jeans, leaving him in nothing but his boxers.
The scene fades to black as Ryan just winks at the camera.
- End
