Post by Ace Resoland on May 29, 2006 15:56:05 GMT -5
Its interview time again in WCF and Hank Brown is waiting patiently in front of the camera he is tapping his foot against the cold, hard concrete of the interview area floor. He looks at his watch quickly before we hear somebody call over to announce somebody’s arrival. As the person walks closer we realise it is Ace who is wearing blue jeans and his new t-shirt department of WCF, it depicts a house of cards falling down. He is also wearing black sunglasses.
Hank Brown: Hello Ace its been a while since I spoke to you.
Ace: Yes, and I but you counted every second didn’t you Hank.
Hank Brown: Well not really seeing as how the last time I spoke to you, you left me lying in this very interview area.
Ace: And don’t you ever forget because that’s what happens when people like you when they piss me off. Now Hank are you going to continue with the interview or are you just going to piss and moan about all your past injuries and ailments?
Hank Brown: Okay, okay, first question why did you participate in the heinous attack of Kikyo Dioha this Sunday at Timebomb?
Ace: Well Hank I could just tell you all, but that would ruin things now wouldn’t and we all know things are a lot more fun when there’s mystery behind it don’t we, so no I’m not going to tell you why yet.
Hank Brown: Okay I can see you don’t want to divulge into why you did it, any time frame on when you will tell us all hear in WCF and tell the viewing public?
Ace: How about whenever the hell I like Hank, how does that time suite you?
Hank Brown: Onto the next question. What are your thoughts on the hardcore title match you’ll be having with Jojo Myasaki this week at slam and your thought on her blaming you for losing the lethal lottery match a few weeks ago?
Ace: Yeah, I did lose the lethal lottery match a few weeks ago but did anyone stop to think maybe I lost it on purpose because if I had to have one more discussion about a match were the word fuck was used more than three times every sentence I think I might have gone Ellis on her ass, another thing if I had won the titles she promised something to me, but to be honest if we had won it I would have ended up with gonahrea so I was better off alone.
Ace: And so we get to the match this week, and the big question is will her mind be on it after getting stabbed in the back by her so called sister (can you feel the love) and will she be a hundred percent. I think not, she has the emotional pain of being turned on and seeing one of her only friends faces almost burnt off and when I slice he open she’ll have physical pain too. And with that in mind I will walk into Slam this week and walk out the hardcore champion BECAUSE I AM THE HIGHEST CARD IN THE DECK AND YOUR JUST ANOTHER CARD LOST IN THE SHUFFLE!!!!!!!!
Hank Brown: Hello Ace its been a while since I spoke to you.
Ace: Yes, and I but you counted every second didn’t you Hank.
Hank Brown: Well not really seeing as how the last time I spoke to you, you left me lying in this very interview area.
Ace: And don’t you ever forget because that’s what happens when people like you when they piss me off. Now Hank are you going to continue with the interview or are you just going to piss and moan about all your past injuries and ailments?
Hank Brown: Okay, okay, first question why did you participate in the heinous attack of Kikyo Dioha this Sunday at Timebomb?
Ace: Well Hank I could just tell you all, but that would ruin things now wouldn’t and we all know things are a lot more fun when there’s mystery behind it don’t we, so no I’m not going to tell you why yet.
Hank Brown: Okay I can see you don’t want to divulge into why you did it, any time frame on when you will tell us all hear in WCF and tell the viewing public?
Ace: How about whenever the hell I like Hank, how does that time suite you?
Hank Brown: Onto the next question. What are your thoughts on the hardcore title match you’ll be having with Jojo Myasaki this week at slam and your thought on her blaming you for losing the lethal lottery match a few weeks ago?
Ace: Yeah, I did lose the lethal lottery match a few weeks ago but did anyone stop to think maybe I lost it on purpose because if I had to have one more discussion about a match were the word fuck was used more than three times every sentence I think I might have gone Ellis on her ass, another thing if I had won the titles she promised something to me, but to be honest if we had won it I would have ended up with gonahrea so I was better off alone.
Ace: And so we get to the match this week, and the big question is will her mind be on it after getting stabbed in the back by her so called sister (can you feel the love) and will she be a hundred percent. I think not, she has the emotional pain of being turned on and seeing one of her only friends faces almost burnt off and when I slice he open she’ll have physical pain too. And with that in mind I will walk into Slam this week and walk out the hardcore champion BECAUSE I AM THE HIGHEST CARD IN THE DECK AND YOUR JUST ANOTHER CARD LOST IN THE SHUFFLE!!!!!!!!
