Post by Odin Balfore on May 27, 2011 23:33:27 GMT -5
“ Only The Strong” Part II
RP 1
WCF- Slam
Singles Match
Odin Balfore
vs.
Carnage
* Fucking egg yolks man; its all ‘bout them damn egg yolks. What part of over medium wasn’t understood? What; people get them. I mean just because a raccoon orders them, doesn’t make it any less weird. How dare they play the race card- er- species card against Gilligan. He’s gonna make ‘em pay and surprisingly enough, Odin’s trying to talk him out of it. Sitting in the car, across the Denny’s, in the wee hours of the morning- Gilligan plots his revenge. *
Odin: Gill, you’re being irrational.
Gill:.. .. .. ..
Odin: Yes, says the man arguing with a raccoon.
Gill: .. .. .. .
Odin: No, its not because you’re black.
Gill: .. .. .. ..
Odin: You’re flipping out over eggs- get over it.
Gill: .. .. ..
Odin: No, I’d know what I’d do if they got my order wrong.. I’d burn the place to the ground.
* Way to spark the light bulb, chief. Great, Gill just nodded his head in agreement- looks like arsons on the menu tonight boys- wait, let me get my roasting stick. BRB. Gilligan hops out of the car and goes for the trunk. The trunk door fly’s open as Gill starts to rummage through it. After a moment or two he emerges with a sack of lemons as he starts to drag it towards the Dennys. Odin gets out of the car, still trying to plead with Gill. *
Odin: Come on Gill, I actually like Dennys. Don’t ruin for me.
Gill: .. .. .. .. ..
Odin: Please, the incident with your El Camino was like ten years ago.
* Odin’s plead goes unanswered as Gill continues to drag the lemons. Funny thing about Odin an Gill, Odin has a bigger stride an easily catches up to Gill; taking the bag of lemons from him.*
Odin: Cave Johnson’s brand lemons? Whose Cave Johnson?
* He’s the man that’ll burn your house down… WITH THE LEMONS! *
Odin: I dunno Gill; I don’t think you should be hanging around with this guy.
* The world will regret the day it gave Cave Johnson lemons just like Dennys will regret the day they gave Gilligan Suma Sanchez scrambled eggs- and that day has finally come!*
Odin: You know how I feel about men named after geography.
Gill:. .. .. ..
Odin: Fuck him, that’s how I feel about Carnage.
Gill:. .. .. .. ..
Odin: You can’t feel the same way about Dennys.
Gill:. .. .. .. ..
Odin: He stole my name- they didn’t steal your dignity.
Gill: .. .. ..
Odin: freedom of choice and dignity are different things.
* Are they Odin, are they? Lets ask someone- I know, lets ask Cave Johnson and see what he thinks. Odin stops for a moment and really thinks it over as he looks intently at the sack of lemons in his hand. *
Odin: You know what Gill, screw carnage. He thinks he can just fancy prance his way around this industry under the banner of “ The World Elite.“ There’s only one “Elite” in wrestling and that’s me. The Maverick Elite. The Big M-E, Odin Balfore. Whats he gonna do this week? Is he gonna say that he’ll crush me? That he’ll destroy me and make the world forget me? How he’s super hardcore ? PSHH.. The World Elite, isn’t hardcore; far from it. He an the rest of his group are nothing more then a joke.
* He’s saying what we’re all thinking.*
Odin: The World Elite; the special Olympics of wrestling. These guys have been here for a few months now and what exactly have they won?
Gill:. .. .. ..
Odin: It helps to win when your opponent doesn’t show up. I default win isn’t a victory, its an asterisks. That’s ALL Carnage and his group are- a bunch of wana be asterisks. Do you know what they are Gill; they’re just like Dennys. They made the mistake of crossing me, just like Dennys did to you. It doesn’t matter what they crossed, it’s the matter that they did it regardless.
We gotta send them a message that little asterisks like “ World Elite” and some shmuck chain restaurant - are just that. They exist because we simply allow them too. This is the strong over coming the weak Gill. We shall not be held down by those that are inferior to us. How do we use these lemons?
Gill: .. .. .. ..
* Odin turns the bag over.*
Odin: Oh’ they are on the back.
Step one: remove lemon from bag
Step Two: Pick a target to throw lemon at.
Step Three: Count to “ 3 ”
Step Four: Throw lemon at target.
* Odin takes a lemon out of the bag and tosses it up a few times in his hand. *
Odin: What do you think Gill; think I can hail mary it? Who am I kiddin’, I did score four touch downs in a single game once.
Gill: .. .. .. ..
Odin: That was NOT Al Bundy! He is a liar and a cheat and he sells women’s shoes!
Gill: .. .. .. .
Odin: Fuck you, Gill! that’s it, I’m throwing it.
* Odin cocks his arm back. *
Odin: …one.. Two.. Five…
Gill: .. .. ..
Odin: oh, right- three!
* Odin launches the lemon like a missile. The lemon hit the roof and lands with a small explosion. Odon turns back to the camera and grins as he takes out another lemon and tosses it in his hand again before crushing it in his grasp. *
Odin: I heard all your talk Carnage- the man that used to be feared is wondering how and where ever he went wrong? The main event scene, of championship caliber? Thinking that you can tell guys that are obviously and painfully better then you that they can’t handle you? You know what your problem is, why you got lost along the way- you believed the hyped. What you are here- that is what you truly are. You open the show because you an your “ World Elite” couldn’t even main event a fuckin P.T. Barnum freak show.
What ever you used to be- that’s where it stays, in your past. You used to be it- where ever the hell it is you came from. Here in WCF, you lack the tools to keep it or even get it back. I really hate to break it to ya too; cuz all that shit talkin you did to Audrey Horn won’t work on me. I’m not some rookie right out of the academy- just like you I’ve been walking these halls and gracing these rings for more years then I can remember. The key difference between us Carnage is REGRET.
You Carnage, you REGRET. You regret, regress- try and re capture. While I’m here to reconnect an reinvent. You wana search for that “ monster” that’s was feared. Your desperate, face it- you’re a washed up fool that’s beyond the term has been. You can go through every trick in your arsenal. From hammer lock to a damn hammer head shark. A monster to be feared- I’m Odin Fucking Balfore. The permanent big man of the year! You Carnage are a man with admittedly nothing to lose- why? Because you never had anything gained. Last week I saw on the show recap that Carnage defeated Horn. There was no detail description or contextual play by play; why? Because there’s nothing remarkable to say. I’ll also note that my match against Mr. FPV was done in the same fashion but not for the same reasons. “ Odin Balfore defeated Mr. FPV” was all that NEEDED to be said. That’s all that needed to be said because I made him out to be just what you are- a notch in my belt and just an unremarkable fly on the wall of WCF. A player that plays the game while I’m the guy that IS the game.
You want fans the cheer you- respect you, love you? You want every to fear you? Make up your mind because Slam is getting that much closer an if you meet me in that ring with a mind full of indecisions then your down fall has all really been predetermined an that is unavoidable. Who am I kidding Carnage, this whole match is unavoidable. After I wreck you and your little “ whoa is me” speech and parade I go on to Shane Borderland and his US title. So I’ll be coming after you Carnage as a little warm up for my meeting with the “bad boy of spousal abuse “ but Carnage; I won’t be coming with lemons. I won’t even be coming with apples. I’ll be coming with my fists, my wits and the strength to over come the weak in WCF- the weak like you and FPV before you. Abashed the devil stood Carnage when he felt how awful goodness is an abashed you will stand when you experience how powerful greatness is- greatness in the form of The Maverick Elite when I set you up and drop you with my Mark back to what ever lame pit of a second rate hell you crawled out of.
So I have spoken.. So it shall.. Come to pass.
* Odin drops the sack of lemons and walks off as the cameras start to fade and the strong once again begin to over come the weak. *
~~FINN
RP 1
WCF- Slam
Singles Match
Odin Balfore
vs.
Carnage
* Fucking egg yolks man; its all ‘bout them damn egg yolks. What part of over medium wasn’t understood? What; people get them. I mean just because a raccoon orders them, doesn’t make it any less weird. How dare they play the race card- er- species card against Gilligan. He’s gonna make ‘em pay and surprisingly enough, Odin’s trying to talk him out of it. Sitting in the car, across the Denny’s, in the wee hours of the morning- Gilligan plots his revenge. *
Odin: Gill, you’re being irrational.
Gill:.. .. .. ..
Odin: Yes, says the man arguing with a raccoon.
Gill: .. .. .. .
Odin: No, its not because you’re black.
Gill: .. .. .. ..
Odin: You’re flipping out over eggs- get over it.
Gill: .. .. ..
Odin: No, I’d know what I’d do if they got my order wrong.. I’d burn the place to the ground.
* Way to spark the light bulb, chief. Great, Gill just nodded his head in agreement- looks like arsons on the menu tonight boys- wait, let me get my roasting stick. BRB. Gilligan hops out of the car and goes for the trunk. The trunk door fly’s open as Gill starts to rummage through it. After a moment or two he emerges with a sack of lemons as he starts to drag it towards the Dennys. Odin gets out of the car, still trying to plead with Gill. *
Odin: Come on Gill, I actually like Dennys. Don’t ruin for me.
Gill: .. .. .. .. ..
Odin: Please, the incident with your El Camino was like ten years ago.
* Odin’s plead goes unanswered as Gill continues to drag the lemons. Funny thing about Odin an Gill, Odin has a bigger stride an easily catches up to Gill; taking the bag of lemons from him.*
Odin: Cave Johnson’s brand lemons? Whose Cave Johnson?
* He’s the man that’ll burn your house down… WITH THE LEMONS! *
Odin: I dunno Gill; I don’t think you should be hanging around with this guy.
* The world will regret the day it gave Cave Johnson lemons just like Dennys will regret the day they gave Gilligan Suma Sanchez scrambled eggs- and that day has finally come!*
Odin: You know how I feel about men named after geography.
Gill:. .. .. ..
Odin: Fuck him, that’s how I feel about Carnage.
Gill:. .. .. .. ..
Odin: You can’t feel the same way about Dennys.
Gill:. .. .. .. ..
Odin: He stole my name- they didn’t steal your dignity.
Gill: .. .. ..
Odin: freedom of choice and dignity are different things.
* Are they Odin, are they? Lets ask someone- I know, lets ask Cave Johnson and see what he thinks. Odin stops for a moment and really thinks it over as he looks intently at the sack of lemons in his hand. *
Odin: You know what Gill, screw carnage. He thinks he can just fancy prance his way around this industry under the banner of “ The World Elite.“ There’s only one “Elite” in wrestling and that’s me. The Maverick Elite. The Big M-E, Odin Balfore. Whats he gonna do this week? Is he gonna say that he’ll crush me? That he’ll destroy me and make the world forget me? How he’s super hardcore ? PSHH.. The World Elite, isn’t hardcore; far from it. He an the rest of his group are nothing more then a joke.
* He’s saying what we’re all thinking.*
Odin: The World Elite; the special Olympics of wrestling. These guys have been here for a few months now and what exactly have they won?
Gill:. .. .. ..
Odin: It helps to win when your opponent doesn’t show up. I default win isn’t a victory, its an asterisks. That’s ALL Carnage and his group are- a bunch of wana be asterisks. Do you know what they are Gill; they’re just like Dennys. They made the mistake of crossing me, just like Dennys did to you. It doesn’t matter what they crossed, it’s the matter that they did it regardless.
We gotta send them a message that little asterisks like “ World Elite” and some shmuck chain restaurant - are just that. They exist because we simply allow them too. This is the strong over coming the weak Gill. We shall not be held down by those that are inferior to us. How do we use these lemons?
Gill: .. .. .. ..
* Odin turns the bag over.*
Odin: Oh’ they are on the back.
Step one: remove lemon from bag
Step Two: Pick a target to throw lemon at.
Step Three: Count to “ 3 ”
Step Four: Throw lemon at target.
* Odin takes a lemon out of the bag and tosses it up a few times in his hand. *
Odin: What do you think Gill; think I can hail mary it? Who am I kiddin’, I did score four touch downs in a single game once.
Gill: .. .. .. ..
Odin: That was NOT Al Bundy! He is a liar and a cheat and he sells women’s shoes!
Gill: .. .. .. .
Odin: Fuck you, Gill! that’s it, I’m throwing it.
* Odin cocks his arm back. *
Odin: …one.. Two.. Five…
Gill: .. .. ..
Odin: oh, right- three!
* Odin launches the lemon like a missile. The lemon hit the roof and lands with a small explosion. Odon turns back to the camera and grins as he takes out another lemon and tosses it in his hand again before crushing it in his grasp. *
Odin: I heard all your talk Carnage- the man that used to be feared is wondering how and where ever he went wrong? The main event scene, of championship caliber? Thinking that you can tell guys that are obviously and painfully better then you that they can’t handle you? You know what your problem is, why you got lost along the way- you believed the hyped. What you are here- that is what you truly are. You open the show because you an your “ World Elite” couldn’t even main event a fuckin P.T. Barnum freak show.
What ever you used to be- that’s where it stays, in your past. You used to be it- where ever the hell it is you came from. Here in WCF, you lack the tools to keep it or even get it back. I really hate to break it to ya too; cuz all that shit talkin you did to Audrey Horn won’t work on me. I’m not some rookie right out of the academy- just like you I’ve been walking these halls and gracing these rings for more years then I can remember. The key difference between us Carnage is REGRET.
You Carnage, you REGRET. You regret, regress- try and re capture. While I’m here to reconnect an reinvent. You wana search for that “ monster” that’s was feared. Your desperate, face it- you’re a washed up fool that’s beyond the term has been. You can go through every trick in your arsenal. From hammer lock to a damn hammer head shark. A monster to be feared- I’m Odin Fucking Balfore. The permanent big man of the year! You Carnage are a man with admittedly nothing to lose- why? Because you never had anything gained. Last week I saw on the show recap that Carnage defeated Horn. There was no detail description or contextual play by play; why? Because there’s nothing remarkable to say. I’ll also note that my match against Mr. FPV was done in the same fashion but not for the same reasons. “ Odin Balfore defeated Mr. FPV” was all that NEEDED to be said. That’s all that needed to be said because I made him out to be just what you are- a notch in my belt and just an unremarkable fly on the wall of WCF. A player that plays the game while I’m the guy that IS the game.
You want fans the cheer you- respect you, love you? You want every to fear you? Make up your mind because Slam is getting that much closer an if you meet me in that ring with a mind full of indecisions then your down fall has all really been predetermined an that is unavoidable. Who am I kidding Carnage, this whole match is unavoidable. After I wreck you and your little “ whoa is me” speech and parade I go on to Shane Borderland and his US title. So I’ll be coming after you Carnage as a little warm up for my meeting with the “bad boy of spousal abuse “ but Carnage; I won’t be coming with lemons. I won’t even be coming with apples. I’ll be coming with my fists, my wits and the strength to over come the weak in WCF- the weak like you and FPV before you. Abashed the devil stood Carnage when he felt how awful goodness is an abashed you will stand when you experience how powerful greatness is- greatness in the form of The Maverick Elite when I set you up and drop you with my Mark back to what ever lame pit of a second rate hell you crawled out of.
So I have spoken.. So it shall.. Come to pass.
* Odin drops the sack of lemons and walks off as the cameras start to fade and the strong once again begin to over come the weak. *
~~FINN
