Post by Shane Borderland on May 26, 2011 20:16:09 GMT -5
^v^v^v^ Name:Shane Borderland ^v^v^v^
^v^v^v^Nickname:Bad Boy^v^v^v^
^v^v^v^ Height: 6'4^v^v^v^
^v^v^v^ Weight: 243lbs^v^v^v^
^v^v^v^ Hometown: San Diego, California^v^v^v^
^v^v^v^ Trademark: QD2^v^v^v^
^v^v^v^ Traedmark Description: Quacken Driver II^v^v^v^
^v^v^v^ Finisher: Death Row^v^v^v^
^v^v^v^ Finisher Description: Wrist Clutch Exploder^v^v^v^
^v^v^v^ Record:
Shane and his partner Jason Kash are sitting on a black leather couch in their locker room. Both of them have XBOX 360 wireless controllers in their hands. The camera pans around to look at the t.v. They are playing the game Madden 2011. Shane is the San Diego Chargers and Kash is the Houston Texans. Its the third quarter and the scored is tied 28-28. There is 2 minutes left in the quarter and Kash has the ball.[/i]
\\Jason Kash//
That ass is mine Shane. This play is going to blow your mind.
\\Shane Borderland//
Bring it on Mr. Influence!
The play goes down...[/i]
\\Jason Kash//
WHAT THE HELL!?
\\Shane Borderland//
INTERCEPTION BABY!!! Thats what im talking about.
\\Jason Kash//
No way that just happened.
\\Shane Borderland//
What can i say. I was Influenced by the moment i guess. Haha!
\\Jason Kash//
Very funny Ike.
Jason pauses the game.[/i]
\\Shane Borderland//
Ike?
\\Jason Kash//
Yea, Ike Turner.
\\Shane Borderland//
You got jokes i see.
\\Jason Kash//
Look who your talking too. Im the master of jokes, comebacks, low blows...
\\Shane Borderland//
I get the point. Is anyone ever going to take our titles away from us?
\\Jason Kash//
Hell no, take a look at us. We are the most two dominating forces in the WCF. I have held mine for awhile now and you have held that belt for like a month now. I dont see anyone taking our belts away from us anytime soon.
\\Shane Borderland//
Ok, just checking if you had the same response as me, haha! Anyways, im really looking forward to Blast man. Odin talks a lot of shit, but can he back it up?
\\Jason Kash//
Dont underestimate Odin Shane. He is a worthy opponent. You know that.
\\Shane Borderland//
Yea, but i dont see him walking out with my title nor do i see Creeping Death walking out with your title.
\\Jason Kash//
Well lets just worry about that when the time comes. Lets concentrate on this week, your match with Mr. FPV.
\\Shane Borderland//
What about him? I kicked his ass once and ill do it again. Last time it was a three way and i still come out on top. I still kicked his ass as well as i did Kaylyn’s. Now all my attention is just on him, imagine how bad im going to kick his ass now.
\\Jason Kash//
Never can be too careful though about Mr. FPV. He was in the finals in the Classic Tournament. He is a pretty good rookie if i have to say so myself.
\\Shane Borderland//
Ohh dont get me wrong. He is a talented superstar , but he isnt nothing compared to me. Besides all of the respect i had for him was thrown out the window. When he talked about me that way, i just lost all respect and i took out my anger on him. He knows not to mess with me after the first beating. Now he knows what i can and will do to his ass.
\\Jason Kash//
Im sure you will come out victorious like we always do. Just dont get hurt before your match at Blast.
\\Shane Borderland//
FPV hurt me? Now thats funny. He couldnt hurt me if i was a starving Ethiopian and he eat the last biscuit right in front of me.
\\Jason Kash//
Starving Ethiopian? Biscuit?
\\Shane Borderland//
You get my point. FPV knows he has his hands full this match. He knows that i can beat him like i have already did. In my first match, im not going to lie. I was kind of worried that he had a chance of winning. He surprised me in the tourney. He just came out of nowhere and he almost won that tourney. His performance and everything amazed me his first few matches. I thought to myself, now heres a kid with a goal. He knows what he wants and he will get what he wants. I figured he would be champ in no time. Then our match comes, the three way between me, him, and Kaylyn. I was being kind of nice to him at first because of the respect. Then he comes out running his mouth, saying he was going to be the new champion, he can beat me anytime, he can do this and that. That was a wrong mistake on his part.
\\Jason Kash//
Well everyone does that man. Thats what we here for. He saw his second chance of actual being someone special in the WCF and his mouth just shouted out. You know he wanted to be United States Champion and he wanted to win that tournament. That could have been his breaking point of his career man. See he let the sight of gold ruin his performance because he was thinking what it would be like being champion in the WCF.
\\Shane Borderland//
Are you saying that i only won because he wasnt focused?
\\Jason Kash//
No, no, no. You won because you are the better man. What i meant a rookie mistake.
\\Shane Borderland//
Ok, for a minute there i thought you was trying to say the he could beat me.
\\Jason Kash//
Please, FPV couldnt beat you if you were tied down and he had a belt in his hand. He is a good opponent, but you are much better than him. Thats why you are the reigning United States Champion and he is a nobody.
\\Shane Borderland//
I like that, a nobody. Well that nobody will be getting another ass kicking of a lifetime.
\\Jason Kash//
Cant wait to see that, but for now lets get back to the game.
Kash un pauses the game and they continue playing. The quarter ends and its half time, score still tied 28-28. Kash puts his controller down and gets up off the couch. He walks to the bathroom in the locker room and closes the door. Shane gets up and walks to where the mini refrigerator sitting on top of the mini bar. He opens it and gets a Deer Park bottled water and closes the door. He walks back to the couch, sits down and twists of the cap to the bottled water. He takes a gulp out of it and then twists the cap back on. The door to the bathroom opens and Kash comes walking out. He walks to the couch, sits down and picks up the controller.[/i]
\\Jason Kash//
Ready to get your ass kicked?
\\Shane Borderland//
Im going to charge right over those Texans.
They start playing there game again. About 2 minutes left in quarter 3, Shane pauses the game.[/i]
\\Shane Borderland//
You know i just cant wait for this match though. I really get to focus on just him, no one else. I really get to give him the ass whippin he deserves. See he is like everyone else, he talks a lot of shit, but it all comes crashing down when the shit hits the fan. FPV doesnt know the first thing of being a champion, even though this isnt a title match. Im still going to act like it is. Im going in there in the same mind set that this man is trying to take my championship away from me. That puts my mind in a different state if you know what im saying.
\\Jason Kash//
Kind of. You are going to act like this is a title match. He wants your title and you are going to to the extreme to show him why you are the champion.
\\Shane Borderland//
Exactly Kash. He doesnt stand a chance against me, never has, never will. See his time might come in the WCF, but why i am still champion. He never will be any farther than where he is now. Sure he has some wins under his belt, and he has a good game. But nothing he has matches up to my caliber. I can beat him on my worst day and he can be at his best. Just like my theme song man, Bigger The Best, Better Than The Rest. Thats me, im better than the rest and he knows it. I know he is not scared and thats good, i dont want to have to beat some punks scared ass. Its already bad enough for him being in the same ring with me again. I feel for him i actually do. I know he knows that this is another loss for him. Why even bother FPV, really.
\\Jason Kash//
Ok man, i would like to finish kicking your ass.
\\Shane Borderland//
Ok, lets hurry up and get this game over with.
Shane un pauses the game and they continue playing. The 3rd quarter ends and the score is 35-28, Kash has the lead.[/i]
\\Jason Kash//
See look, i told you i was going to beat your ass. Its the 4th quarter and im winning.
\\Shane Borderland//
Beginning of the 4th quarter and your only up by one touchdown. I have 5 minutes to come back and beat your ass.
The 4th quarter begins and Kash kicks off to Shane. Shane runs it back for a touchdown, 86 yards.[/i]
\\Jason Kash//
You got to be fucking kidding me.
\\Shane Borderland//
Nope, true story bro.
\\Jason Kash//
Shutup smartass. Now im really going to show you.
They play for a couple of minutes and Shane gets up.[/i]
\\Jason Kash//
Where you going man?
\\Shane Borderland//
To the bathroom, damn. You want to hold it for me? Doctor told me not to lift anything over 5lbs. Haha.
\\Jason Kash//
Sure, ill come pick up the toilet seat for you.
\\Shane Borderland//
Not funny Kash.
\\Jason Kash//
Hahaha! I thought it was.
Shane walks into the bathroom and closes the door. While Shane is in the bathroom, Kash takes the batteries out of Shane’s controller. He hides th batteries in the couch. The bathroom door opens and Shane comes walking out. He walks back to the couch and sits down. He grabs his controller and Kash un pauses the game. [/i]
\\Shane Borderland//
What the hell?
\\Jason Kash//
Hahaha!! Yea i almost got a touchdown.
\\Shane Borderland//
My controller’s not working.
\\Jason Kash//
Here you might need these.
Kash pulls out the batteries from the couch and hands them to Shane.[/i]
\\Shane Borderland//
You asshole.
Shane Puts them back in and they continue playing their game. The time runs out and Kash wins, 42-28.[/i]
\\Jason Kash//
See, i told you i would win.
\\Shane Borderland//
Yea, yea. Anyways now i can get to my match.
\\Jason Kash//
Ok, what you want to talk about?
\\Shane Borderland//
Well FPV thinks that he can actually prevail in this match. I know he is thinking that he can beat me and then maybe he can get another title shot. The sad thing is, he will not win and i be retain my championship and go on to Blast as champion. FPV, this match isnt really nothing for either of us. Its just another match that i am going to demolish you in. You see im thinking about my PPV match right, so this match between you and me. Is going to be nothing. Im going to walk in, kick your ass and walk out. Thats all i got to do. You are nothing, you are just in my way. Having to verse you again is like me versing another woman. It seriously is. You dont have what it takes to beat me. When you have a career like i have so far, then maybe you will get some recognition. But not from me though. Because when you think that you get so good, you can beat me. That only means one thing FPV. That means that i have gotten even better than i ever was before. At Slam, you will realize once again why i where this United States Championship and not you. I have been to hell and back in my career and im not going to let some punk kid ruin that for me. You will always be under me kid, im one of the main superstars in the WCF. So dont feel bad when you walk out of Slam with another loss. Many do, but i want you to walk out of that arena with your held high. There might be some hope for you after, but when it comes to being in a match against me. Just come in and face a ass kicking like a man, like you will always get when you are facing me. I know what you are saying, man this guy is conceded. Yes i am, thank you for noticing. But im only that way, because i am damn good at what i do and that is kicking ass. I have been good at this since i was young. I have did it for a long time and look at me now. I am one time WCF Television Champion, and two time WCF United States Champion, which i am currently holding. What do you got to show for? Nothing, yea nothing is right. You walk into that arena with your head held high and be prepared to suffer yet again another ass kicking from the hands of the Bad Boy!
\\Jason Kash//
Now what?
\\Shane Borderland//
Talking like that, makes me want to play another game. Come on rematch, right now.
\\Jason Kash//
Your on!
They start another game as the scene fades.[/i]