Post by jx on Jul 29, 2006 1:05:48 GMT -5
(The scene fades in quickly and our setting is established just as fast. J-X is sitting down in a chair and next to him Hank Brown once again. J-X’s hair is up and he’s wearing a black bandanna folded in half. He is also wearing a Mars Volta shirt and tight blue jeans.)
Hank: Hello, I’m Hank Brown and next to me is someone who doesn’t need much of an introduction, J-X. J-X, how are ya’ doing?
J-X: (shrugs) Eh.
Hank: Eh?
J-X: Yeah…eh.
Hank: …May I ask you to elaborate on that?
J-X: Well, I lost my debut match in WCF. How the hell am I supposed to feel? I could tell ya’ that I wasn’t ready or that I’m just working at getting back, but that’s all bullshit, the fact is, I dropped the ball and deserve scorning for it.
Hank: I see. Yes, I was just about to ask you a question about that…but I guess you covered that topic.
(J-X nods.)
Hank: Well, first question then, after your match Twister came into to help you. Was this planned or was it just returning the favor for three weeks ago?
J-X: Well I knew he wanted to do something, but I wasn’t sure when he was going to do what he wanted. I’m glad he did it at the end of the match though when it was all over.
Hank: Why’s that?
J-X: Well, although I’m not against doing what it takes to win, cheating wasn’t exactly on the agenda for my first match back.
Hank: Respectable, I suppose.
(J-X nods once more.)
Hank: Moving on, you have a match at the next pay-per-view and it’s a triple threat against Steve Cross and Jackhammer. Can I get your thoughts on that?
J-X: Well I lost, so I suppose my next match at a pay-per-view only deserves to be against two rookies to the company.
Hank: Jackhammer recently spoke about the match and had one or two things to say about you. He said you lack charisma and…
J-X: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I heard what the stupid fuck had to say. He had some kind of speech impediment going on their.
(J-X imitates Jackhammer…)
J-X: You get you ass royal kicked.
(Imitation stops.)
Hank: Well I don’t believe that was exactly what he sai…
J-X: Yeah, I don’t care, I’m not too afraid of a man who threatens me like a bad Rock impersonator. He actually called me a…”jabroni”. Honest to god…I don’t think the Rock would appreciate Jackhammer ruining a legacy.
Hank: No I suppose the Rock wouldn’t be too happy about that.
J-X: Yeah, the way I see it, Jackhammer is just another rookie looking to strike fear in the eyes of veterans. AND he’s not doing a very good job of it, so I guess we’ll just have to see what happens at the pay-per-view.
Hank: Yes, I suppose. Well, Steve Cross has been quiet all week doing whatever. Care to say a few words about him?
J-X: Eh…not really. I mean, what’s there to say? Rookie to the company and hasn’t really proved a thing to anyone. I won’t overlook him but he’s not too feared quite yet.
Hank: Ah, I see.
(J-X takes out his smokes and lights up a cigarette. He exhales and Hank begins to ask another question.)
Hank: Well, how are you going to prepare for a match like this?
(J-X chuckles.)
Hank: …What?
J-X: (Shakes head) Don’t you have any exciting questions for me? It’s all the same with you stupid reporters.
Hank: Well, alright, let’s get to one thing everyone wants to know…you and Twister are helping each other a lot lately, are the Twisted Elements back together or are you still beating around the bush?
J-X: Well if that isn’t a question I’ve heard a lot too, but better then your last one. Look, the Twisted Elements are not getting back together. We’re both friends and friends look out for each other but the Twisted Elements are not getting back together because we’ve already been down that route before. We get the tag gold from our old friends the Dreadnoks and then keep beating anyone who challenges us. It’s no longer exciting. We’re going to be getting our kicks from singles competition now and if anyone has a problem with that then tough shit, it’s the way it is.
Hank: Understood. Well, I’m out of questions, thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule for us J-X.
J-X: It’s no problem.
Hank: Well I’m Hank Brown reporting for WCF, good night.
(The camera fades out.)
Hank: Hello, I’m Hank Brown and next to me is someone who doesn’t need much of an introduction, J-X. J-X, how are ya’ doing?
J-X: (shrugs) Eh.
Hank: Eh?
J-X: Yeah…eh.
Hank: …May I ask you to elaborate on that?
J-X: Well, I lost my debut match in WCF. How the hell am I supposed to feel? I could tell ya’ that I wasn’t ready or that I’m just working at getting back, but that’s all bullshit, the fact is, I dropped the ball and deserve scorning for it.
Hank: I see. Yes, I was just about to ask you a question about that…but I guess you covered that topic.
(J-X nods.)
Hank: Well, first question then, after your match Twister came into to help you. Was this planned or was it just returning the favor for three weeks ago?
J-X: Well I knew he wanted to do something, but I wasn’t sure when he was going to do what he wanted. I’m glad he did it at the end of the match though when it was all over.
Hank: Why’s that?
J-X: Well, although I’m not against doing what it takes to win, cheating wasn’t exactly on the agenda for my first match back.
Hank: Respectable, I suppose.
(J-X nods once more.)
Hank: Moving on, you have a match at the next pay-per-view and it’s a triple threat against Steve Cross and Jackhammer. Can I get your thoughts on that?
J-X: Well I lost, so I suppose my next match at a pay-per-view only deserves to be against two rookies to the company.
Hank: Jackhammer recently spoke about the match and had one or two things to say about you. He said you lack charisma and…
J-X: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I heard what the stupid fuck had to say. He had some kind of speech impediment going on their.
(J-X imitates Jackhammer…)
J-X: You get you ass royal kicked.
(Imitation stops.)
Hank: Well I don’t believe that was exactly what he sai…
J-X: Yeah, I don’t care, I’m not too afraid of a man who threatens me like a bad Rock impersonator. He actually called me a…”jabroni”. Honest to god…I don’t think the Rock would appreciate Jackhammer ruining a legacy.
Hank: No I suppose the Rock wouldn’t be too happy about that.
J-X: Yeah, the way I see it, Jackhammer is just another rookie looking to strike fear in the eyes of veterans. AND he’s not doing a very good job of it, so I guess we’ll just have to see what happens at the pay-per-view.
Hank: Yes, I suppose. Well, Steve Cross has been quiet all week doing whatever. Care to say a few words about him?
J-X: Eh…not really. I mean, what’s there to say? Rookie to the company and hasn’t really proved a thing to anyone. I won’t overlook him but he’s not too feared quite yet.
Hank: Ah, I see.
(J-X takes out his smokes and lights up a cigarette. He exhales and Hank begins to ask another question.)
Hank: Well, how are you going to prepare for a match like this?
(J-X chuckles.)
Hank: …What?
J-X: (Shakes head) Don’t you have any exciting questions for me? It’s all the same with you stupid reporters.
Hank: Well, alright, let’s get to one thing everyone wants to know…you and Twister are helping each other a lot lately, are the Twisted Elements back together or are you still beating around the bush?
J-X: Well if that isn’t a question I’ve heard a lot too, but better then your last one. Look, the Twisted Elements are not getting back together. We’re both friends and friends look out for each other but the Twisted Elements are not getting back together because we’ve already been down that route before. We get the tag gold from our old friends the Dreadnoks and then keep beating anyone who challenges us. It’s no longer exciting. We’re going to be getting our kicks from singles competition now and if anyone has a problem with that then tough shit, it’s the way it is.
Hank: Understood. Well, I’m out of questions, thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule for us J-X.
J-X: It’s no problem.
Hank: Well I’m Hank Brown reporting for WCF, good night.
(The camera fades out.)
