Post by Shane Borderland on May 20, 2011 19:01:12 GMT -5
^v^v^v^ Name:Shane Borderland ^v^v^v^
^v^v^v^Nickname:Bad Boy^v^v^v^
^v^v^v^ Height: 6'4^v^v^v^
^v^v^v^ Weight: 243lbs^v^v^v^
^v^v^v^ Hometown: San Diego, California^v^v^v^
^v^v^v^ Trademark: QD2^v^v^v^
^v^v^v^ Traedmark Description: Quacken Driver II^v^v^v^
^v^v^v^ Finisher: Death Row^v^v^v^
^v^v^v^ Finisher Description: Wrist Clutch Exploder^v^v^v^
^v^v^v^ Record:
The scene opens up and we see Shane and a unknown female sitting outside of some restaurant. They are sitting around a white table with a big umbrella over the table for shade. Shane is wearing a black t-shirt, white shorts just below his knees, black lens sunglasses with chrome frame, and flip flops. The female is wearing a black dress, real fancy like, and she has brown hair, green eyes, and she is wearing black heels also. Shane has a glass of wine in hand.[/i]
\\Shane Borderland//
(Gulp) Well its nice to have one of my fans get dressed up for me. So you wanted lunch, so what do you want from me?
\\Woman//
My name would be nice to start a conversation with.
\\Shane Borderland//
Well, what is it then?
\\Woman//
Rude... My name is Suzanne.
\\Shane Borderland//
Ok Suzanne, whats the reason we are here?
\\Suzanne//
You invited me Shane.
\\Shane Borderland//
I did?
\\Suzanne//
Yes, last week.
\\Shane Borderland//
Heh, was i drunk?
\\Suzanne//
I dont know if you was or not and what does that mean?
\\Shane Borderland//
Must have been a booty call.
\\Suzanne//
YOU ASS!!!
\\Shane Borderland//
Who in the hell you think you are talking too?
\\Suzanne//
A Peice of sh...
Shane stands up from his chair and bitch smacks Suzanne. She falls to the ground holding her face.[/i]
\\Shane Borderland//
I AM SHANE MOTHERFUCKING BORDERLAND!!! I am the best damn thing that has happened in WCF. Im two time WCF United States Champion, one time WCF Television Champion. You think im going to take that mouth off of some dirty little whore? You are sadly mistaken. Suzanne the past three weeks i have been kicking womens ass’s. It started with Audrey Horn, then it was Kaylyn Evans, and now its my long time rival Ana Valentine.
\\Suzanne//
Your insane!!!
One of the hostess’s comes running towards Shane. When she gets to where Suzanne is lying on the ground. Shane back hands her and she falls like stone. [/i]
\\Suzanne//
What in the hell Shane?!
Shane grabs his cell phone out of his pocket and looks up Kash’s number. He hits dial an he phone rings.[/i]
\\Jason Kash//
Hello?
\\Shane Borderland//
Hey man, come get me quick. Im at Jersey’
\\Jason Kash//
Ok.
Shane hangs up the phone and puts it back in his pocket. [/i]
\\Shane Borderland//
Well looks like i need to go.
\\Suzanne//
Whats your problem?
\\Shane Borderland//
Well everyone wants to see me fight women all the fucking time, so why not start beating on them.
Shane takes off running down an alley after his little incident. About ten minutes later, he is walking down a street and Jason Kash comes rolling up beside him. Shane opens the door and gets in.[/i]
\\Shane Borderland//
Drive man, just drive.
\\Jason Kash//
What the hell is wrong man?
\\Shane Borderland//
Remember how i was saying that i was the woman beater of the WCF?
\\Jason Kash//
Yea?
\\Shane Borderland//
Well i just proved it.
\\Jason Kash//
Oh shit, what the hell did you do?
\\Shane Borderland//
Well lets just say that im one fan less, the hostess at Jerseys hate me, and Jerseys has a restraining order against me probably.
\\Jason Kash//
Do i even want to know?
\\Shane Borderland//
Probably not man. Hahaha!
\\Jason Kash//
Your ass is nuts.
Jason and Shane drive off through the city. The pull up to a motel and Shane and Kash get out of the car, walk in the motel, and go to their room.[/i]
\\Jason Kash//
Well lets turn on the t.v.
Kash picks up the remote and turns the t.v. on. First thing that pops up is a reporter from a news channel is at Jerseys with Suzanne. Shane looks at the t.v. as Suzanne is telling them what happened.[/i]
\\Suzanne//
[On T.V.] Well i was having lunch with this man that i just met. He wen ballistic and attacked me and one of the hostess’s that works here.
\\Reporter//
Who was this man?
\\Suzanne//
He is very popular, thats all im saying.
\\Hostess//
Its...
Suzanne screams out loud and all of the attention goes on her. Kash turns the T.V. off.[/i]
\\Jason Kash//
Well she surely saved your ass. Wonder why she did that?
\\Shane Borderland//
Maybe its because i told her whats been going on in WCF.
\\Jason Kash//
By the way, who in the hell is this Suzanne chick?
\\Shane Borderland//
Just a hot ass fan Kash. She wanted to have dinner with me, so hell i figured i would get my point across.
\\Jason Kash//
So your going to go around beating women huh?
\\Shane Borderland//
Dont know. Hell for the past three weeks its been women man. Audrey, Kaylyn, and now Ana for the thousand time.
\\Jason Kash//
Well FPV was in your last match with Kaylyn.
\\Shane Borderland//
Thats besides the point. The point is, i have been booked in matches with women, more than Ron Jeremy has slept with.
\\Jason Kash//
Hahaha! Now thats comedy.
\\Shane Borderland//
What the hell is so damn funny? I dont find this amusing at all.
\\Jason Kash//
Well hell man, its no ones fault man.
\\Shane Borderland//
Im just tired of fighting women all the damn time. Thats why i have been calling myself the women beater. Week after week it seems like there is a female participating in my match. I guess the WCF thinks that i am a joke or something.
\\Jason Kash//
Your no joke Shane. You are the United States Champion and besides when have you had an off week besides the time you had personal issues to deal with?
\\Shane Borderland//
Never.
\\Jason Kash//
There you have it. You are a big part of this company as i am.
\\Shane Borderland//
Never thought of it that way. Plus, i think they make me defend my title a lot because they know it pisses me off. I mean i dont care to defend it, because i am a true champion. But hell its like every match i have to defend it. Its like im the Television champion again.
\\Jason Kash//
Ehhmmm?
\\Shane Borderland//
You know what i mean. The Television division is your thing, not mine. Thats why i hooked you up bro.
\\Jason Kash//
Hooked me up?
\\Shane Borderland//
Also you know what i mean. Hahaha!
\\Jason Kash//
Hahaha!
\\Shane Borderland//
Besides, how in the hell did Ana get another title shot? Its like the woman went ghost, then all of a sudden she wins one match and she gets another chance. She doesnt deserve another shot. I have beat Ana, over and over again. She doesnt get the hint i guess. Although i do admire her for not giving up, she is a fighter. But she will never ever beat me. She hasnt and she will not at Slam. The only thing i know is that masked man that has been saving her ass. Better bring more than just himself if he wants to help Ana. Its like she has her own personal masked bodyguard besides the behemoth of a man that she is dating. Maybe she wants revenge for her boy toy. Hell i dont know man.
\\Jason Kash//
Who knows man, but hell you said it yourself. She hasnt beat you before, so no need to worry.
\\Shane Borderland//
Ohh im not worrying man. Im just annoyed that she gets another title shot. What has she done to prove herself here lately? Nothing, she hasnt did a damn thing that i have seen so far. I used to think that Ana was a worthy opponent, until she got promoted up like a hooker with 20 clients in one night on the corner. i despise her ass and she cannot stand me. Which will be better for the match. So much anger and hatred between us, we can settle all of this at Slam. Also, where in the hell does she get off saying that i took her United States Championship? I didnt win it, i took it? Well lets see here Ana, if i do recall correctly. I WON the United States Championship from you. THEN, i defended it against your ass and i WON AGAIN! Fair and square Ana, i did. What makes you think that i didnt win it from you? You have no chance AGAIN against me and you know it. So why bother even showing up? This woman beater thing that i have brought upon myself is kind of useful in a match like this. Well for the matches i have had these past few weeks. Like i have showed you too many times, you will not prevail. You cant win, you will not survive in the ring with me. Every match we have had against each other, i have won. You are still way out of your league. I always thought that it was me, because of your early jump in the WCF. But hell match after match, i just kept beating you, so i thought to myself. Maybe im the one that should have deserved the push. Im the one that has beat you over and over. So thats why i am the United States Champion and your not. You know yourself you cant hang with me, never could. So what you need to do is sit back and relax and let me have your head for a minute, i can show you something in it, that has yet to be presented.
\\Jason Kash//
OHH YEEAA!!!
Shane and Kash kick back in the motel room, laughing away.
Fades.[/i]
