Post by Buzzsaw Bundy on May 16, 2011 15:29:26 GMT -5
Buzzsaw is sitting in a boat, on some small lake near Scranton. He has his feet up, a beer in one hand and his rod in the other. As the reel clicks, he sets his beer down and rests the lone lightly on his finger as his other hand grabs the rod. A few more clicks, and Buzzsaw jerks back, setting the hook. The fish be has landed is a good size one, and he begins to work the reel, bringing it in. Landing the fish, he grabs the lower jaw of a largemouth bass. "Ooo, you are a nice one." pulling out the scale and tape measure, he isn't disappointed as it is a good 15 inches long and just a little under 6 pounds. Tossing it into the live well, he looks at the camera. "Well, what can I say really, fishing is a great way to work the mind. The peace and serenity are a far cry from the wrestling ring, and it's nice to unwind."
Buzzsaw places a minnow on his hook and tosses it out. "Odin, I don't know what your damn problem is. You claim to be the one to lead this company, talk about respect, and then go on to compare me with those fucked up little pricks DangerTainment. Odin, if your gonna step up and be the man, then fucking do it.
You see, I don't know you either, but what I looked up was impressive. See, win or lose, I'm gonna walk out better. I've been waiting on an actual challenge here in the WCF, and looks like I get one. At Slam, it's gonna be you and me. Odin Balfore, the big man who helped make this business, and Buzzsaw Bundy, the big man who will take this business and run with it. You do, and I'll be right behind you, helping to bring honor and integrity back. Odin, you talk about beating respect, well I do respect you, and it is that respect I have which I'll use to bring it to you like no other opponent has before, and we can steal the show.
You really want to end my career? I'm sorry to disappoint you, but that ain't gonna happen. You can talk all you want, and claim to be the man, but tonight, that's gonna be me. I'm going into that ring, and I'm gonna pin you for the win. Balfore, I may be a former fun loving lumberjack, but after my first taste of this business, I knew where my life lay. I will be the future, and I will be a bigman of a caliber comparable to or even better than you. Sure you have the experience, the technical know how, but I am young and I am learning. You have two options, try to end my career, and force me to send you to the retirement home, or accept me as a fellow big man, and step up to lead this company, and I'll back you the whole way. You'll either go down in history as a bitter old man who tore down the young rising stars out of spite, or the man who helped shape the career of the best big man ever, Buzzsaw Bundy!"
Buzzsaw turns and fights another fish that snagged the bait, and reeled in a large two foot 12 pound catfish. Tossing it in the live well, he starts up the boat. "Odin, it's your choice, prove my respect right and let me have the chance to earn yours, or write your own retirement ticket." Buzzsaw pulls up the anchor, and speeds off...
Buzzsaw places a minnow on his hook and tosses it out. "Odin, I don't know what your damn problem is. You claim to be the one to lead this company, talk about respect, and then go on to compare me with those fucked up little pricks DangerTainment. Odin, if your gonna step up and be the man, then fucking do it.
You see, I don't know you either, but what I looked up was impressive. See, win or lose, I'm gonna walk out better. I've been waiting on an actual challenge here in the WCF, and looks like I get one. At Slam, it's gonna be you and me. Odin Balfore, the big man who helped make this business, and Buzzsaw Bundy, the big man who will take this business and run with it. You do, and I'll be right behind you, helping to bring honor and integrity back. Odin, you talk about beating respect, well I do respect you, and it is that respect I have which I'll use to bring it to you like no other opponent has before, and we can steal the show.
You really want to end my career? I'm sorry to disappoint you, but that ain't gonna happen. You can talk all you want, and claim to be the man, but tonight, that's gonna be me. I'm going into that ring, and I'm gonna pin you for the win. Balfore, I may be a former fun loving lumberjack, but after my first taste of this business, I knew where my life lay. I will be the future, and I will be a bigman of a caliber comparable to or even better than you. Sure you have the experience, the technical know how, but I am young and I am learning. You have two options, try to end my career, and force me to send you to the retirement home, or accept me as a fellow big man, and step up to lead this company, and I'll back you the whole way. You'll either go down in history as a bitter old man who tore down the young rising stars out of spite, or the man who helped shape the career of the best big man ever, Buzzsaw Bundy!"
Buzzsaw turns and fights another fish that snagged the bait, and reeled in a large two foot 12 pound catfish. Tossing it in the live well, he starts up the boat. "Odin, it's your choice, prove my respect right and let me have the chance to earn yours, or write your own retirement ticket." Buzzsaw pulls up the anchor, and speeds off...
