Post by Odin Balfore on May 16, 2011 14:06:10 GMT -5
RP2
WCF-Slam!
Odin Balfore
vs
Buzzsaw Bundy
* Dumbfounded, glass eyed and completely with out a clue stands Odin Balfore in an aisle at a home depot, staring at various saws and blades. He stands there like it’s a wall that’s about to collapse on him until an associate comes to give him a hand. *
Clerk: May I help you; are you having san issue?
Odin: Yeah, I um.. I’m looking to do some construction an I’m trying to do some research on saws. I don’t know which one is right for me.
Clerk: Well, we have a wide selection of saws and blades with varying purposes and teeth lay outs. Wood, stone or PVC?
Odin: Human.
* Really Odin; that’s how you chose to answer that question? Ugh, I’ll go get the lawyer.*
Clerk: Pardon?
Odin: You know, I mean like; careers. I’m a wrestler an my opponents is “ Buzzsaw.” so I was wondering what saw would be best for me to ya know’ counter act his.
Clerk: Well then, you don’t wana be in saws at all. Let me take you to the hammer department.
* the clerk leads Odin down a few aisles to a section that’s all hammers. He brings Odin to see the sledge hammers and hands him one to try out. *
Clerk: Take a swing with that bad boy. Swing that hard enough an you can lob a mans head clean off his shoulders. If you wana destroy a blade, nothing will get the job done better.
Odin: Well what’s the difference?
* The clerk shrugs.*
Clerk: Nothing really. They’re all built relatively the same, just weighted differently for different jobs. You hit a saw blade with this thing an you’re guaranteed to chip its teeth and warp its surface.
Odin: Thanks, I think I can handle it from here.
Clerk: OK, if you need anything I’ll be floating around.
* The clerk leaves and lets Odin be alone.. With highly destructive equipment.. Now where did I put that lawyers number? Odin picks up a big forty pound sledgehammer and treats like it’s a baseball bat, twirling it around by his wrist and taping the sides of his boots*
Odin: Bundy, I’m here to let you know that your nickname, means nothing to me. We’re both men of similar size- so this is gunna come down to whose gonna hit the hardest. This is gonna come down to who can take the most hellish beatings. What this is going to come down to is an all out fight. See, you shoulda stayed a fun loving lumberjack. Men of the woods should always just stay that. You’re walking into a world that I built, not vise versa. At Slam I make my debut after being away from the ring for six months and that may seem like a long time an it probably is to some men, but it ain’t for me. For me its like coming back from a well needed vacation and for you, it’s like the lamb to slaughter.
You heard the clerk, hammers were built to take out saws, dull their teeth and wrap their shine. That’s exactly what’s gonna happen after our match tonight. You the buzz saw verse me, the hammer. Its funny because I share a few qualities with the hammer in this instance. We’re both weighted, strong and sturdy. It takes a mighty man to wield one- it takes a strong, strong man to try and tangle with me. We’re both blunt, direct, hard headed beings and most importantly, what ever we hot.. We destroy. That being said Bundy, When I come down on you, like a hammer to blade- you won’t just be chipped or scratched or even bent out of shape.. You’ll be busted in two, busted an bruised. You see, as much of a fun guy that I can be- in that ring, it’s a whole new set of rules- my rules. Here’s the funny thing about my rule too, they arnt to be broken. If they are then well.. You’ll.. Be.. Broken.
Lets compared names for a moment Bundy. The buzz saw verse The Maverick Elite. I’m Elite because I’m better then any other big man out there in this business, included yourself. I’m a Maverick because I do my own thing, I’m a little off beat. Now you gotta ask yourself if you are mentally prepared to step into the ring with the best guy our size that’s just a little more then crazy? Are you THAT crazy Bundy? I’d hope not. I hope not to save you an your loved ones a lot of time and heart ache. I came here today to show you that as fun as I am- my words are real- the damage that I can do in that ring is damn real. So we can do this anyway you want, the easy way or..
* Odin slings the hammer over his shoulder. *
Odin: Lets just saw that I’ve torn down a few trees in my day too, only that I don’t use blades, I take a hammer like this and I just bash my way through them. I bash my way through them just like I’m going to bash my way through you.. Because I can, because my will is law and after I’m done bashing my way threw you and this shadow starts to fall over you - just know that’s the shadow of my legacy coming to consume you an forever will you walk in WCF, trapped in my shadow. So only question you gotta ask yourself now Bundy is: when a tree falls in WCF does it make a sound?
You’ll find out after tonight.
* Odin Takes the hammer and walks out of the whistle, whistling an upbeat tune as the scene starts to fade.*
~FIN
WCF-Slam!
Odin Balfore
vs
Buzzsaw Bundy
* Dumbfounded, glass eyed and completely with out a clue stands Odin Balfore in an aisle at a home depot, staring at various saws and blades. He stands there like it’s a wall that’s about to collapse on him until an associate comes to give him a hand. *
Clerk: May I help you; are you having san issue?
Odin: Yeah, I um.. I’m looking to do some construction an I’m trying to do some research on saws. I don’t know which one is right for me.
Clerk: Well, we have a wide selection of saws and blades with varying purposes and teeth lay outs. Wood, stone or PVC?
Odin: Human.
* Really Odin; that’s how you chose to answer that question? Ugh, I’ll go get the lawyer.*
Clerk: Pardon?
Odin: You know, I mean like; careers. I’m a wrestler an my opponents is “ Buzzsaw.” so I was wondering what saw would be best for me to ya know’ counter act his.
Clerk: Well then, you don’t wana be in saws at all. Let me take you to the hammer department.
* the clerk leads Odin down a few aisles to a section that’s all hammers. He brings Odin to see the sledge hammers and hands him one to try out. *
Clerk: Take a swing with that bad boy. Swing that hard enough an you can lob a mans head clean off his shoulders. If you wana destroy a blade, nothing will get the job done better.
Odin: Well what’s the difference?
* The clerk shrugs.*
Clerk: Nothing really. They’re all built relatively the same, just weighted differently for different jobs. You hit a saw blade with this thing an you’re guaranteed to chip its teeth and warp its surface.
Odin: Thanks, I think I can handle it from here.
Clerk: OK, if you need anything I’ll be floating around.
* The clerk leaves and lets Odin be alone.. With highly destructive equipment.. Now where did I put that lawyers number? Odin picks up a big forty pound sledgehammer and treats like it’s a baseball bat, twirling it around by his wrist and taping the sides of his boots*
Odin: Bundy, I’m here to let you know that your nickname, means nothing to me. We’re both men of similar size- so this is gunna come down to whose gonna hit the hardest. This is gonna come down to who can take the most hellish beatings. What this is going to come down to is an all out fight. See, you shoulda stayed a fun loving lumberjack. Men of the woods should always just stay that. You’re walking into a world that I built, not vise versa. At Slam I make my debut after being away from the ring for six months and that may seem like a long time an it probably is to some men, but it ain’t for me. For me its like coming back from a well needed vacation and for you, it’s like the lamb to slaughter.
You heard the clerk, hammers were built to take out saws, dull their teeth and wrap their shine. That’s exactly what’s gonna happen after our match tonight. You the buzz saw verse me, the hammer. Its funny because I share a few qualities with the hammer in this instance. We’re both weighted, strong and sturdy. It takes a mighty man to wield one- it takes a strong, strong man to try and tangle with me. We’re both blunt, direct, hard headed beings and most importantly, what ever we hot.. We destroy. That being said Bundy, When I come down on you, like a hammer to blade- you won’t just be chipped or scratched or even bent out of shape.. You’ll be busted in two, busted an bruised. You see, as much of a fun guy that I can be- in that ring, it’s a whole new set of rules- my rules. Here’s the funny thing about my rule too, they arnt to be broken. If they are then well.. You’ll.. Be.. Broken.
Lets compared names for a moment Bundy. The buzz saw verse The Maverick Elite. I’m Elite because I’m better then any other big man out there in this business, included yourself. I’m a Maverick because I do my own thing, I’m a little off beat. Now you gotta ask yourself if you are mentally prepared to step into the ring with the best guy our size that’s just a little more then crazy? Are you THAT crazy Bundy? I’d hope not. I hope not to save you an your loved ones a lot of time and heart ache. I came here today to show you that as fun as I am- my words are real- the damage that I can do in that ring is damn real. So we can do this anyway you want, the easy way or..
* Odin slings the hammer over his shoulder. *
Odin: Lets just saw that I’ve torn down a few trees in my day too, only that I don’t use blades, I take a hammer like this and I just bash my way through them. I bash my way through them just like I’m going to bash my way through you.. Because I can, because my will is law and after I’m done bashing my way threw you and this shadow starts to fall over you - just know that’s the shadow of my legacy coming to consume you an forever will you walk in WCF, trapped in my shadow. So only question you gotta ask yourself now Bundy is: when a tree falls in WCF does it make a sound?
You’ll find out after tonight.
* Odin Takes the hammer and walks out of the whistle, whistling an upbeat tune as the scene starts to fade.*
~FIN
