Post by Buzzsaw Bundy on May 1, 2011 19:07:35 GMT -5
Buzzsaw is hiking through the Garden of the Gods, enjoying the outside air. As he approaches a bench, he sits and reties his shoe. Looking up, he silently admires the view of the Kissing Camels. As he enjoys the serenity and peace, he notices the camera. "Monday Night Slam is gearing up to be one hellacious night of wrestling. Not only do we have the big 14 superstar battle royal for the #1 Contendership, we also have a pair of Title matches, one of which involves me taking on the new two time Unites States Champion, Shane Borderland."
Buzzsaw pulls out a leather pouch, and reaches inside. Pulling out an old hand carved pipe, he puts it in his mouth. Setting the pouch on his lap, he removes a filter from a pocket inside the pouch. "First, let me extend my congratulations to you Shane on recapturing the United States Title." Buzzsaw places the filter, and pilots the pipe back together. He then removes a bag of pipe tobacco from the pouch. "I like everyone else was surprised when he pinned you. Good job in proving he got lucky and that it was a one time deal."
Buzzsaw packs some tobacco into his pipe, and reseals the bag, placing it and the pouch back. Pulling a hand carved wooden cylinder from his pocket, Buzzsaw pulls one end off and removes a match. "Well Shane, I'm no Roy Speede. I'm not some brash young kid who got a fast taste of gold here in the WCF. No, I'm still a rookie, but I take my job very seriously. I have spent the last few days reviewing footage of you in the ring and doing my best to prepare for our match." Buzzsaw lights the match on his forearm and begins to light his pipe, "You may not" *puff puff* "remember it, but" *puff puff* "I have faced Kash" *puff puff* "for the TV title. Now sure he beat me, I'm not gonna be delusional about it and say he fluked. I have too much respect for myself and the business to be that arrogant. Let's face it, I had him this close to losing the title, but due to his experience in the ring, he was able to get out of my finisher and pin me. After the match, I have spent time studying the craft even more, and hopefully learned from my mistake."
Buzzsaw stands up and begins to move slowly down the trail, the cameraman following. Buzzsaw turns to look over his shoulder as he progresses, as if we are walking behind him. "Now, don't get me wrong, his attempt at humor towards me wasn't all that bad, but is he really calling his fellow DangerTainment member Jason Kash a maple to his sequoia? Sounds to me like there may be some dissension in the ranks..." Buzzsaw puffs lightly on his pipe as be continues his hike, "Now, I'm sure Mr. Borderland is getting me confused with others out there, because the only dumbass inbreds I see are those damned rednecks that are so prevalent here."
Buzzsaw stops to look out over the city of Colorado Springs, "Now Shane, you call my career into question, but being three and four isn't half bad. Especially when you consider I had never done this before the WCF. The roster here is the cream of the crop, the best of the best, so to have done what I have is a good accomplishment."
Buzzsaw starts back down the trail to his rental car parked below. "Now, Shane has been wondering if I have what it takes to bring it in the match, well I do. I guess we'll see where the US Title belt goes.
I'm no pushover, and while my size may intimidate some people, I do not use it to scare others, well except for trick or treaters on Halloween. That you have to keep on with the insults is just sad, can't think of anything better?
I didn't come after you for gold, that's just how I was booked. I went to Markman and made it clear that I wanted another title opportunity. I want another shot at the TV Title. The fact that he put me in the US match this week must mean something. Either that or it's damn true he doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. Don't take the fact I still want another shot at the TV Title fool you into thinking I won't come at you with all that I can, and do my damnedest to walk out the United States Champion. Shane, I wouldn't expect any less from you when it comes to how your going to defend the title after regaining it. I'm counting on it infact, if only to prove my respect for you isn't misplaced." Buzzsaw pulls the keys from his pocket and unlocks the 2010 Jeep Wrangler JK Mountain Edition and tosses his backpack into the back. Turning, he leaned against the vehicle, causing it to tip slightly. "It's amazing though isn't it Shane, to think I want revenge for Ana. If she wants to take her title back from you, then that's her business. I do not need her assistance. I do have a slight proposal for you, Mr. Champion, make a concession and allow the title to change hands via a DQ. You have the balls for that, don't you? I can guarantee Ana to stay out of it, if DangerTainment does. Let's see what kind of Champion you are. Can you beat me without them? Quite possible, but it's now time to nut up or shut up."
Buzzsaw gets in the vehicle and drives off...
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The Jeep driven by Buzzsaw pulls into the parking lot is his hotel. Buzzsaw exits the vehicle with his cell phone to his ear. "... Sure thing man, I was so glad to hear the comments you made about me a couple weeks ago...
Yeah, thanks Mr. Cairo, I'll do my best." Buzzsaw opens the door to his room to find Ana walking out from the bathroom, stark naked and dripping from her shower. "Now that's a beautiful sight..." Buzzsaw begins to remove his t-shirt as the door closes...
Buzzsaw pulls out a leather pouch, and reaches inside. Pulling out an old hand carved pipe, he puts it in his mouth. Setting the pouch on his lap, he removes a filter from a pocket inside the pouch. "First, let me extend my congratulations to you Shane on recapturing the United States Title." Buzzsaw places the filter, and pilots the pipe back together. He then removes a bag of pipe tobacco from the pouch. "I like everyone else was surprised when he pinned you. Good job in proving he got lucky and that it was a one time deal."
Buzzsaw packs some tobacco into his pipe, and reseals the bag, placing it and the pouch back. Pulling a hand carved wooden cylinder from his pocket, Buzzsaw pulls one end off and removes a match. "Well Shane, I'm no Roy Speede. I'm not some brash young kid who got a fast taste of gold here in the WCF. No, I'm still a rookie, but I take my job very seriously. I have spent the last few days reviewing footage of you in the ring and doing my best to prepare for our match." Buzzsaw lights the match on his forearm and begins to light his pipe, "You may not" *puff puff* "remember it, but" *puff puff* "I have faced Kash" *puff puff* "for the TV title. Now sure he beat me, I'm not gonna be delusional about it and say he fluked. I have too much respect for myself and the business to be that arrogant. Let's face it, I had him this close to losing the title, but due to his experience in the ring, he was able to get out of my finisher and pin me. After the match, I have spent time studying the craft even more, and hopefully learned from my mistake."
Buzzsaw stands up and begins to move slowly down the trail, the cameraman following. Buzzsaw turns to look over his shoulder as he progresses, as if we are walking behind him. "Now, don't get me wrong, his attempt at humor towards me wasn't all that bad, but is he really calling his fellow DangerTainment member Jason Kash a maple to his sequoia? Sounds to me like there may be some dissension in the ranks..." Buzzsaw puffs lightly on his pipe as be continues his hike, "Now, I'm sure Mr. Borderland is getting me confused with others out there, because the only dumbass inbreds I see are those damned rednecks that are so prevalent here."
Buzzsaw stops to look out over the city of Colorado Springs, "Now Shane, you call my career into question, but being three and four isn't half bad. Especially when you consider I had never done this before the WCF. The roster here is the cream of the crop, the best of the best, so to have done what I have is a good accomplishment."
Buzzsaw starts back down the trail to his rental car parked below. "Now, Shane has been wondering if I have what it takes to bring it in the match, well I do. I guess we'll see where the US Title belt goes.
I'm no pushover, and while my size may intimidate some people, I do not use it to scare others, well except for trick or treaters on Halloween. That you have to keep on with the insults is just sad, can't think of anything better?
I didn't come after you for gold, that's just how I was booked. I went to Markman and made it clear that I wanted another title opportunity. I want another shot at the TV Title. The fact that he put me in the US match this week must mean something. Either that or it's damn true he doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. Don't take the fact I still want another shot at the TV Title fool you into thinking I won't come at you with all that I can, and do my damnedest to walk out the United States Champion. Shane, I wouldn't expect any less from you when it comes to how your going to defend the title after regaining it. I'm counting on it infact, if only to prove my respect for you isn't misplaced." Buzzsaw pulls the keys from his pocket and unlocks the 2010 Jeep Wrangler JK Mountain Edition and tosses his backpack into the back. Turning, he leaned against the vehicle, causing it to tip slightly. "It's amazing though isn't it Shane, to think I want revenge for Ana. If she wants to take her title back from you, then that's her business. I do not need her assistance. I do have a slight proposal for you, Mr. Champion, make a concession and allow the title to change hands via a DQ. You have the balls for that, don't you? I can guarantee Ana to stay out of it, if DangerTainment does. Let's see what kind of Champion you are. Can you beat me without them? Quite possible, but it's now time to nut up or shut up."
Buzzsaw gets in the vehicle and drives off...
***************
The Jeep driven by Buzzsaw pulls into the parking lot is his hotel. Buzzsaw exits the vehicle with his cell phone to his ear. "... Sure thing man, I was so glad to hear the comments you made about me a couple weeks ago...
Yeah, thanks Mr. Cairo, I'll do my best." Buzzsaw opens the door to his room to find Ana walking out from the bathroom, stark naked and dripping from her shower. "Now that's a beautiful sight..." Buzzsaw begins to remove his t-shirt as the door closes...
