Post by Shane Borderland on Apr 27, 2011 12:42:29 GMT -5
^v^v^v^ Name:Shane Borderland ^v^v^v^
^v^v^v^Nickname:Bad Boy^v^v^v^
^v^v^v^ Height: 6'4^v^v^v^
^v^v^v^ Weight: 243lbs^v^v^v^
^v^v^v^ Hometown: San Diego, California^v^v^v^
^v^v^v^ Trademark: QD2^v^v^v^
^v^v^v^ Traedmark Description: Quacken Driver II^v^v^v^
^v^v^v^ Finisher: Death Row^v^v^v^
^v^v^v^ Finisher Description: Wrist Clutch Exploder^v^v^v^
^v^v^v^ Record:
A shiny glare hits the camera as soon as it fades in from black. The camera backs up and focuses in on the shiny glare. We see that it is the United States Championship. The camera moves up to see Shane Borderland standing there with a grin on his face. He looks down at the belt and takes left hand and rubs the title. He then smacks it softly twice and looks back up at the camera.[/i]
\\Shane Borderland//
You see, i told you i would walk out of Explosion with the United States Championship in my hands. I worked too damn hard not to come out like that. Im sure Speede did too, but lets just face it. Last Night wasnt his night at all. He lost both of his belts and now he has nothing to show. Well i have got some words that might cheer his ass up a bit. Roy, not a bad match at all we had last night. In fact you still had some spunk in you after your defeat by The Shadow Conspiracy. I give your props Roy, not bad at all. You are a worthy opponent in my eyes, not because you beat me, but because you still had the guts to step in the ring with me after you have already had an ass kicking. So how does it feel to become a man Roy? Thats right welcome to man hood. Now all you have to do it regain those tag team titles, because even though i am praising you right now. There is no way in hell you are getting this title back.
*Commercial Break*
The scene quickly fades back in from a short commercial break. The camera shows a brown door with a plexi glass window in the top of it. Words “Scoops Callahan” is in big bold letters right in the center of the window. We open the door slowly and we see Scoops sitting down behind his deck. A lot of papers are on his desk, stacks to the left and stacks to the right. He is looking at one of those papers right now. He has a pen in his right hand and his head is shifting from side to side reading the paper in front of him. All of a sudden there is a knock at the door.[/i]
\\Scoops Callahan//
Come in.
The door opens and Shane Borderland pokes his head.[/i]
\\Shane Borderland//
You wanted to see me?
\\Scoops Callahan//
Sure did, come on in and have a seat.
Shane fully opens the door and walks the rest of the way in. He is wearing a black DangerTainment shirt that has his name on it. He also has his United States Championship around his right shoulder. Shane Shuts the door and sits down on a cloth chair in front of Scoop’s desk.[/i]
\\Scoops Callahan//
Well if its not the new United States Champion, Shane Borderland. So how do you feel champ?
\\Shane Borderland//
I feel like a champion Scoops.
\\Scoops Callahan//
I bet you do after last night. That was one heck of a match you guys had.
\\Shane Borderland//
Yea it was. Speede has come along way in WCF since he first started. But i told him that i wasnt all in my right mind when we had our first match. Thats why he won and i proved that last night, when i was fully focused.
\\Scoops Callahan//
I seen that. A lot of great matches went down last night.
\\Shane Borderland//
Yes they did. A lot of them and it was one of the best PPv’s i have seen or been in since i have been affiliated with the WCF.
\\Scoops Callahan//
You can say that again Shane.
\\Shane Borderland//
I said yes they did. A lot of them...
\\Scoops Callahan//
You dont have to be smart Shane.
Shane kicks back and smiles.[/i]
\\Shane Borderland//
So whats the real reason im in here Scoops? I know its not only because you want my reaction to Explosion last night.
\\Scoops Callahan//
Well i actually wanted your thoughts about your upcoming match at Slam this week.
\\Shane Borderland//
So you want my opinion about Lerch?
\\Scoops Callahan//
Lerch?
\\Shane Borderland//
Yea thats who he reminds me off. And where in the hell did he come from anyways?
\\Scoops Callahan//
What you mean Shane?
\\Shane Borderland//
Well all of a sudden he gets a title shot out of the blue. No one even heard of him even getting close to a title shot.
\\Scoops Callahan//
I dont know Shane. Maybe WCF just wanted to give him a chance because they believe in him.
\\Shane Borderland//
Well they are believing in the wrong person. Just because he looks like Al Borland from Home Improvement, wearing those flannel shirts and all. He thinks im suppose to be scared of him? The trees that he buzzes down isnt even scared of him Scoops. I can tell you one thing though, this will be one hard ass tree for him to cut down. He has had a few matches so far in the WCF and he has faced some Maple trees. Now lets see if he can chop this Sequoia tree down.
\\Scoops Callahan//
What on earth are you talking about Shane?
\\Shane Borderland//
Im talking about his career so far Scoops. He has faced some good opponents, but nothing of my caliber. Lets see if he has what it takes to beat me. See i refereed it in tree like ways so this big ass, dumb inbred son of a bitch could understand me.
\\Scoops Callahan//
So what do you actually think of Buzzsaw Bundy, Shane?
\\Shane Borderland//
Well i have never had a match with this big ass buffoon. He thinks just because he is a large man that it scares people. Well it doesnt scare me one bit. I will send his ass back to lumber jacking after im done with him. You see Buzzsaw, I went through hell to regain this title and if you think i will lose it this quickly you are mistaken. Im not going to lose it to the likes of someone like you thats for sure. Just because you want gold around your waist, doesnt mean you actually are going to get it. Im actually surprised you come at me for a chance of being a champion Buzzsaw. That means you must think im the lowest champion in the WCF right now then huh? Well we will see who is lower at Slam, when i lower your head and give you the QD2. You are in for a world of hurt Buzzsaw. This is my time to reign in the WCF as the United States Champion.
\\Scoops Callahan//
Is there anything else that you can think of that would make Buzzsaw get a chance at the title?
\\Shane Borderland//
What you mean Scoops?
\\Scoops Callahan//
I dont know, maybe revenge?
\\Shane Borderland//
Revenge? What the hell did i ever do to him?
\\Scoops Callahan//
Miss Valentine.
\\Shane Borderland//
Ohh, i didnt even think about that Scoops. Maybe thats why he gets a shot at my title at Slam. He is mad at me because i once again beat his lovely girlfriend Ana Valentine. So thats it isnt it Bundy? You are wanting to bash my head in because of the defeat your girlfriend suffered from me two weeks ago? Well not going to happen Buzzsaw. You see i really dont know much about you, but i know Ana very well. She is deceiving in her own little ways, so im guessing she will probably be at ringside with our match too. I know how she works, so she has probably got something up her sleeve. I will make you a deal Buzzsaw, if you bring Ana to ringside with you. I promise you that i will have one member from Danger Tainment to make sure she doesnt try and screw me out of the title. Because i know she wants revenge also, and what better way of screwing me out of my title and letting her new boyfriend have it. But if are alone, then i come alone. You might call me weak, you might say im scared, but im not stupid. Im not going to come alone if you have Ana, because that gives her the perfect chance to mess up our match. You see i dont need DangerTainment to interrupt every match i have. Which i know all of you think i do. Well i have proved that already that i dont and i wont need them to. They will back me up when i need them to. If i get jumped, they will be there. If anybody tries to screw me over, they will be there. You catch my drift?
\\Scoops Callahan//
So you are saying that if Ana is at ringside for Buzzsaw Bundy, then you will have one member from DangerTainment in your corner?
\\Shane Borderland//
Thats exactly what im saying Scoops. Im not stupid enough to come out by myself if Ana is in his corner. Thats just asking to give away my title. Because i know someway, somehow she will find a way to intervene with this match. That will make her day more than anything, besides winning the belt back for herself.
\\Scoops Callahan//
How do you know she will interfere with this match Shane?
\\Shane Borderland//
Come on Scoops. You know how Ana despises me and that would be the perfect chance to. Because she knows how much this title means to me and she would do anything it takes to make me lose that title. I know how she works, we have spent too much time in that ring together for me not too. If she thinks sending her big ass love bug to do the job of beating me down, then both of them have another thing coming. Buzzsaw, you are mistaken if you think that you are going to win my United States Champion and get revenge for little poor old Ana. You see i almost find it amusing that we have a match together. Since Scoops brought that to my attention, it almost sounds like that this is what this match is for. But i dont care what you think because at Slam, i will still be holding my United States Championship and you will be laying in the middle of the ring, disappointed because of your loss and you failed to achieve revenge. Im going to say this only once Bundy, so let this through your big ass head. YOU CAN NOT WIN, BECAUSE I WILL NOT LOSE!
Shane looks at the camera and a evil smirk comes across his face. Scoops leans back in his chair with a smile from ear to ear on his face, because of a well done story that he has.
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