Post by Audrey Horn on Apr 25, 2011 15:23:09 GMT -5
Explosion was only a short time away and backstage in Mexico City was nuts. People were running around, cutting promors, training hard and overall there was a special air of excitment in the air. Or at least that is how it felt for Audrey Horn. She was pumped up for the show because it was her WCF debut plus it was her debut in Mexico City too. She had only worked on the West Coast mainly and got to go to Japan once but Mexico was new territory and she was eager to not only show all the WCF fans watching at home what she could do but also to show all the Mexican fans in attendance. It was a wild cluster of a match but Audrey wasn't sweating it. Win or lose she was going make an impression that nobody would ever forget.
Audrey was wandering around backstage. She had already worked out and did some training and she wanted to have a bit of fun and maybe make some friends. She quickly found herself outside of the Dangertainment locker room and she glanced around before knocking twice. Part of her was worried that Christian Gallows guy would open up but it was a risk she was willing to take .She had an idea for the other guys in the group and she wanted to see what they thought about it. Plus she had just picked up some stuff at the merch booth she wanted to show them, including the girlie tee she was wearing for their group with the Dangertainment logo in pink instead of the usual red or green. After a moment of waiting Audrey got bored an was about to leave when the door opened up. Standing there in front of her was none other then Nate Bishop. He looked down at her a bit confused before speaking.
NATE BISHOP: Can I help you?
AUDREY HORN: You are Nate Bishop!
NATE BISHOP: I am... And you are that Firecracker girl?
AUDREY HORN: I guess so. That is more of a nickname type thing though I usually go by Audrey since that is my name. Going by your name makes sense, right? You wouldn't want everyone calling you Mr. Sexy Pants, right?
NATE BISHOP: Mr. Sexy Pants? It depends on who is calling me that. I mean if you are then it isn't so bad but if some weirdo like Roy Speede did then I would be a bit freaked out by it.
AUDREY HORN: So I can call you that?
NATE BISHOP: If you want.
AUDREY HORN: Nice! You are totally more rad then I thought you might be in my mind. So... Are you excited for Explosion? You are facing Doc Henry and Ana Valentine, right? Being in the ring with that hot blonde is going to be a blast I bet.
NATE BISHOP: I won't be complaining about it that's for sure but Doc doesn't do much for me... I am pretty pumped about it though. It should be a great show. You have your debut in the opening contest, right? Against Knoxville, Brain and some other guys.
AUDREY HORN: Totes. They will be coming at me from every direction but thankfully I'm way faster, smaller and more fantastic then they are. I'm really pumped up for it. I figure if I just let everyone else fight then I'll strike when they least expect it. They already won't be expecting much from me I have a feeling. They think I'm just some little girl who is in over her head.
NATE BISHOP: That Tek guy called you ugly too.
AUDREY HORN: I heard that! That is just plain rude. Do you think I'm ugly?
NATE BISHOP: No, you are kind of cute honestly .
AUDREY HORN: Awe... Thanks! I mean he probably only called me ugly to be a jerk and to try to make my cry. Too bad I really don't give a damn about what he thinks. He is just a bully, jerkface who thinks being rude to people will get him ahead. All being rude will get him though is some kind of ninja kick type move to the face from yours truly. We'll see who the ugly one is after I beat him senseless with the bottom of my foot.
NATE BISHOP: I can't wait to see that. I'm a bit curious honestly to see what you can do out there. But now I must ask again, can I help you with something?
AUDREY HORN: Oh yeah... First off I want to say that I'm a uber-fan of Dangertainment. Both you and Jason Kash are my favorite guys in WCF right now. I mean look at my shirt?
NATE BISHOP: Nice... I haven't seen that one yet.
AUDREY HORN: Not only did I buy that though but they just added Dangertainment panties to the booth too so I got myself a pair of those.
NATE BISHOP: Panties? I remember approving the design for those. Seemed like a great idea to have our name on girl's butts.
AUDREY HORN: You wanna see them?
NATE BISHOP: You have them on you? I'd love to check them out.
Audrey quickly started to undo her leather studded belt in a flash, She pulled it loose and then undid the button on her jeans. Nate's eyes went wide since he was assuming she just had them in her pocket or something. Instead though she pulled down her fly and pulled her jeans straight down before spinning around and bending over in front of him, shaking her little booty in his face with her Dangertainment panties on. His eyes went wide as he stared down.
NATE BISHOP: Wow... Those turned out really good. I mean they look perfect on you at least but most the girls who will wear them won't be in quite as good of shape.
AUDREY HORN: Thanks! I liked them a lot myself.
Audrey turned back around to talk to Nate but for some reason she didn't raise her jeans back up and was just standing in the hallway of the arena with her jeans around her ankles. Nate looked like he was about to say something but then stopped himself.
AUDREY HORN: Do we make bras yet?
NATE BISHOP: Nope, sadly I'm just wearing a normal black one. I can show you if you want but it really isn't very exciting at all. If you guys do make some though I would love to try them on before anyone else.
AUDREY HORN: I will remember that fact and be sure that you are the first one to wear them. But yeah, let me get to my point now because I didn't come here just to chat with you about the amazing clothing you guys offer girls like myself. No, I had a propsition for you and Jason Kash.
NATE BISHOP: Alright, I'm all ears.
Nate grinned, crossing his arms since he had expected something a bit dirty to be offered in a minute. Audrey on the other hand really didn't take her own wording the same way though so she had no idea why Nate had such a big smile on his face.
AUDREY HORN: One word for you: sidekick.
NATE BISHOP: Sidekick?
AUDREY HORN: That is what you guys need, a sidekick. Someone to watch your back or help you when you are in danger. Someone who will learn from your years of wisdome and that you can take under your wing... Of course you don't literally have wings but you have very large, strong arms. I bet you coule bench press me, huh? We should try that later.
NATE BISHOP: I probably could but I'm a bit confused about this offer. You want to become our sidekick? Most wrestler don't have sidekicks.
AUDREY HORN: They do too but they just don't call them that. Over the years in this business plently of people have had them they just call them their manager or their student. Batman has Robin, Aquaman has Aqualad, Flash has Kid Flash and Dangertainment could have Audrey Horn... Wait for it... Danger Girl!
NATE BISHOP: I don't know...
AUDREY HORN: Don't answer now. You need to think about this, Nate. You need to stew this over and discuss it with Jason Kash. If you think about it though then you'll realize that you won't find a person who thinks your group is cooler then me backstage. You also won't find anyone more willing to learn the ways of the business from you then me. Plus I can make good coffee and I'll buy donuts for snacks. If you want I'll even go to your house and I will mow your lawns. That is how awesome of a sidekick I would be.
NATE BISHOP: Hmm... I never really thought about having a sidekick. It could be interesting but as you said I'll discuss it with the crew and we can see what everyone says.
AUDREY HORN: That is all I'm asking for. I promise you won't be disappointed with how awesome I am ever. Now I won't take up anymore of your time. I know you are in a big time match and I'm in the most amazing opening contest of all time so we are both going to be busy.
NATE BISHOP: That's true and you can be sure I'll be watching your match even more closely now.
AUDREY HORN: I hope you are because I'm going to blow those mofos out of the water as soon as I step into that ring. I mean you really have no idea why they call me Firecracker until you see me in that ring. Thank you for your time, Nate, and I'll see you around.
NATE BISHOP: You might want to pull your pants up before you go anywhere.
AUDREY HORN: Oh yeah... Thanks!
Audrey leans down, grabbing her pants and pulling them up. Bishop watches her with an amused smirk on his face. Once she has her belt buckled though he starts to close the door.
NATE BISHOP: I'll see you later, Audrey and I'll bring your offer up to the group.
AUDREY HORN: Thanks Nate! You are amazing to the millionth power and I know you'll kick some booty come Explosion.
NATE BISHOP: Thanks good luck in your match.
He closed the door then leaving Audrey in the hallway with a grin on her face. Things had gone well in her mind. She had no idea how Nate took any of it or what he though about her and her taking her pants off. All she could hope for was the Dangertainment boys to think about it and let her know about her sidekick application status. Audrey headed down the hallway again, ready for her next adventure which was another promo about her match.
After a bit of wandering around she found her way to the ring where the camera crew was already set-up. The arena was empty, there was no house show or anything going on and Audrey skipped down the ramp towards the ring. The camera guys smiled as she headed over and in a flash Audrey dove under the ropes into the ring. She quickly climbed up, sitting on the top turnbuckle as she motioned for the camera to point towards her. She had things to say and people to psych out. It was going to be a good time and as soon as the light came on she was off.
AUDREY HORN: Ka-Pow! Explosion time is almost here people and I'm thrilled. Like I think it is impossible to find words to describe how excited I am for this event. This is like the moment I've been waiting my whole life for. From the moment I first saw a wrestling match on my TV I thought that I should be doing this. Now look at me? I'm on the top rope inside a ring in a giant arena in Mexico only a short time away from when it'll fill to capacity with people and I'll be wrestling in front of them. Bad ass doesn't even describe it. It'll be an event to be remember and something I'll never forget but of course the real goal is to put on a match that every fan in this building will never forget also. From the front row to the nose bleed seats at the top I want to steal the show but to do that I need to be five guys... Kind of like the burger company but these guys aren't delicious.
First off is this Tek guy, right? He really laid into me with the trash talk earlier too. He called me ugly and like everyone acted like I was apart of Dangertainment. First off if he thinks I'm ugly that is fine, that is a very subjective thing but he is no spring chicken himself. No, Tek, you are a bit of a freak fish so don't go insulting anyone until you look in the mirror. This guy talked about it being a man's world too. Sexist much? What are you going to do Tek when a girl kicks your ass? You are going to look like a total joke. I'm not scared of you, I'm scared for you. I'm scared your little world will be destroyed at Explosion and you won't know what to do with yourself after I kick your butt. It is pathetic really...
But there is no point talking about that guy anymore. He is a joke and a bad one at that. No, Tommy Knoxville is the guy who caught my eye out of this group. He is talented, covered in some sweet tattoos and he wants to bang me. I mean that is kind of awesome, right? He could of just asked me out though if he really wanted to do that but instead he is talking like we will do it in the ring. Sorry Tommy but in that ring I'll be sweaty and I'll be hot but it won't be from you. It'll be from flying around and having a great time. Again he acted like I was with Dangertainment though... Again, where did you get this info? I've talked to Jason Kash once but that is it. We aren't an item or even friends. Get your facts straight and if you don't know that then what do you know about me? Get your facts straight, Tommy and if you want a chance at getting with me then just be nice and come ask me to go play mini golf sometimes. Threatening me and acting tough isn't going to get you anywhere with girls.
The other guys I haven't heard much from yet. Maybe they are scared by my big muscles? Or they are intimidated by my phsyique? I don't know yet but I do know that they are in deep trouble if they don't step it up. This match is how Explosion is going to start out and we don't want to be a stinker. This is my match to win and it is my match to lose. Honestly the other five people are just there to give me someone to fight in my world. I know they are talented in their own right but like I said before this show was named after me and it is my destiny to win it. It is my time to shine and shine I will. Explosion is going to be awesome time for me and no matter how hard you boys try you won't ruin it for me. Audrey out!
Audrey jumps off the turnbuckle with a grin. She quickly holds up some devil horns with her tongue sticking out at the camera before grabbing the top rope and leaping over it to the outside. She then heads up the ramp, a grin on her face and a skip to her step again. It was almost time for her debut, the biggest night of her career and Audrey couldn't want to see what was going to happen.
Audrey was wandering around backstage. She had already worked out and did some training and she wanted to have a bit of fun and maybe make some friends. She quickly found herself outside of the Dangertainment locker room and she glanced around before knocking twice. Part of her was worried that Christian Gallows guy would open up but it was a risk she was willing to take .She had an idea for the other guys in the group and she wanted to see what they thought about it. Plus she had just picked up some stuff at the merch booth she wanted to show them, including the girlie tee she was wearing for their group with the Dangertainment logo in pink instead of the usual red or green. After a moment of waiting Audrey got bored an was about to leave when the door opened up. Standing there in front of her was none other then Nate Bishop. He looked down at her a bit confused before speaking.
NATE BISHOP: Can I help you?
AUDREY HORN: You are Nate Bishop!
NATE BISHOP: I am... And you are that Firecracker girl?
AUDREY HORN: I guess so. That is more of a nickname type thing though I usually go by Audrey since that is my name. Going by your name makes sense, right? You wouldn't want everyone calling you Mr. Sexy Pants, right?
NATE BISHOP: Mr. Sexy Pants? It depends on who is calling me that. I mean if you are then it isn't so bad but if some weirdo like Roy Speede did then I would be a bit freaked out by it.
AUDREY HORN: So I can call you that?
NATE BISHOP: If you want.
AUDREY HORN: Nice! You are totally more rad then I thought you might be in my mind. So... Are you excited for Explosion? You are facing Doc Henry and Ana Valentine, right? Being in the ring with that hot blonde is going to be a blast I bet.
NATE BISHOP: I won't be complaining about it that's for sure but Doc doesn't do much for me... I am pretty pumped about it though. It should be a great show. You have your debut in the opening contest, right? Against Knoxville, Brain and some other guys.
AUDREY HORN: Totes. They will be coming at me from every direction but thankfully I'm way faster, smaller and more fantastic then they are. I'm really pumped up for it. I figure if I just let everyone else fight then I'll strike when they least expect it. They already won't be expecting much from me I have a feeling. They think I'm just some little girl who is in over her head.
NATE BISHOP: That Tek guy called you ugly too.
AUDREY HORN: I heard that! That is just plain rude. Do you think I'm ugly?
NATE BISHOP: No, you are kind of cute honestly .
AUDREY HORN: Awe... Thanks! I mean he probably only called me ugly to be a jerk and to try to make my cry. Too bad I really don't give a damn about what he thinks. He is just a bully, jerkface who thinks being rude to people will get him ahead. All being rude will get him though is some kind of ninja kick type move to the face from yours truly. We'll see who the ugly one is after I beat him senseless with the bottom of my foot.
NATE BISHOP: I can't wait to see that. I'm a bit curious honestly to see what you can do out there. But now I must ask again, can I help you with something?
AUDREY HORN: Oh yeah... First off I want to say that I'm a uber-fan of Dangertainment. Both you and Jason Kash are my favorite guys in WCF right now. I mean look at my shirt?
NATE BISHOP: Nice... I haven't seen that one yet.
AUDREY HORN: Not only did I buy that though but they just added Dangertainment panties to the booth too so I got myself a pair of those.
NATE BISHOP: Panties? I remember approving the design for those. Seemed like a great idea to have our name on girl's butts.
AUDREY HORN: You wanna see them?
NATE BISHOP: You have them on you? I'd love to check them out.
Audrey quickly started to undo her leather studded belt in a flash, She pulled it loose and then undid the button on her jeans. Nate's eyes went wide since he was assuming she just had them in her pocket or something. Instead though she pulled down her fly and pulled her jeans straight down before spinning around and bending over in front of him, shaking her little booty in his face with her Dangertainment panties on. His eyes went wide as he stared down.
NATE BISHOP: Wow... Those turned out really good. I mean they look perfect on you at least but most the girls who will wear them won't be in quite as good of shape.
AUDREY HORN: Thanks! I liked them a lot myself.
Audrey turned back around to talk to Nate but for some reason she didn't raise her jeans back up and was just standing in the hallway of the arena with her jeans around her ankles. Nate looked like he was about to say something but then stopped himself.
AUDREY HORN: Do we make bras yet?
NATE BISHOP: Nope, sadly I'm just wearing a normal black one. I can show you if you want but it really isn't very exciting at all. If you guys do make some though I would love to try them on before anyone else.
AUDREY HORN: I will remember that fact and be sure that you are the first one to wear them. But yeah, let me get to my point now because I didn't come here just to chat with you about the amazing clothing you guys offer girls like myself. No, I had a propsition for you and Jason Kash.
NATE BISHOP: Alright, I'm all ears.
Nate grinned, crossing his arms since he had expected something a bit dirty to be offered in a minute. Audrey on the other hand really didn't take her own wording the same way though so she had no idea why Nate had such a big smile on his face.
AUDREY HORN: One word for you: sidekick.
NATE BISHOP: Sidekick?
AUDREY HORN: That is what you guys need, a sidekick. Someone to watch your back or help you when you are in danger. Someone who will learn from your years of wisdome and that you can take under your wing... Of course you don't literally have wings but you have very large, strong arms. I bet you coule bench press me, huh? We should try that later.
NATE BISHOP: I probably could but I'm a bit confused about this offer. You want to become our sidekick? Most wrestler don't have sidekicks.
AUDREY HORN: They do too but they just don't call them that. Over the years in this business plently of people have had them they just call them their manager or their student. Batman has Robin, Aquaman has Aqualad, Flash has Kid Flash and Dangertainment could have Audrey Horn... Wait for it... Danger Girl!
NATE BISHOP: I don't know...
AUDREY HORN: Don't answer now. You need to think about this, Nate. You need to stew this over and discuss it with Jason Kash. If you think about it though then you'll realize that you won't find a person who thinks your group is cooler then me backstage. You also won't find anyone more willing to learn the ways of the business from you then me. Plus I can make good coffee and I'll buy donuts for snacks. If you want I'll even go to your house and I will mow your lawns. That is how awesome of a sidekick I would be.
NATE BISHOP: Hmm... I never really thought about having a sidekick. It could be interesting but as you said I'll discuss it with the crew and we can see what everyone says.
AUDREY HORN: That is all I'm asking for. I promise you won't be disappointed with how awesome I am ever. Now I won't take up anymore of your time. I know you are in a big time match and I'm in the most amazing opening contest of all time so we are both going to be busy.
NATE BISHOP: That's true and you can be sure I'll be watching your match even more closely now.
AUDREY HORN: I hope you are because I'm going to blow those mofos out of the water as soon as I step into that ring. I mean you really have no idea why they call me Firecracker until you see me in that ring. Thank you for your time, Nate, and I'll see you around.
NATE BISHOP: You might want to pull your pants up before you go anywhere.
AUDREY HORN: Oh yeah... Thanks!
Audrey leans down, grabbing her pants and pulling them up. Bishop watches her with an amused smirk on his face. Once she has her belt buckled though he starts to close the door.
NATE BISHOP: I'll see you later, Audrey and I'll bring your offer up to the group.
AUDREY HORN: Thanks Nate! You are amazing to the millionth power and I know you'll kick some booty come Explosion.
NATE BISHOP: Thanks good luck in your match.
He closed the door then leaving Audrey in the hallway with a grin on her face. Things had gone well in her mind. She had no idea how Nate took any of it or what he though about her and her taking her pants off. All she could hope for was the Dangertainment boys to think about it and let her know about her sidekick application status. Audrey headed down the hallway again, ready for her next adventure which was another promo about her match.
After a bit of wandering around she found her way to the ring where the camera crew was already set-up. The arena was empty, there was no house show or anything going on and Audrey skipped down the ramp towards the ring. The camera guys smiled as she headed over and in a flash Audrey dove under the ropes into the ring. She quickly climbed up, sitting on the top turnbuckle as she motioned for the camera to point towards her. She had things to say and people to psych out. It was going to be a good time and as soon as the light came on she was off.
AUDREY HORN: Ka-Pow! Explosion time is almost here people and I'm thrilled. Like I think it is impossible to find words to describe how excited I am for this event. This is like the moment I've been waiting my whole life for. From the moment I first saw a wrestling match on my TV I thought that I should be doing this. Now look at me? I'm on the top rope inside a ring in a giant arena in Mexico only a short time away from when it'll fill to capacity with people and I'll be wrestling in front of them. Bad ass doesn't even describe it. It'll be an event to be remember and something I'll never forget but of course the real goal is to put on a match that every fan in this building will never forget also. From the front row to the nose bleed seats at the top I want to steal the show but to do that I need to be five guys... Kind of like the burger company but these guys aren't delicious.
First off is this Tek guy, right? He really laid into me with the trash talk earlier too. He called me ugly and like everyone acted like I was apart of Dangertainment. First off if he thinks I'm ugly that is fine, that is a very subjective thing but he is no spring chicken himself. No, Tek, you are a bit of a freak fish so don't go insulting anyone until you look in the mirror. This guy talked about it being a man's world too. Sexist much? What are you going to do Tek when a girl kicks your ass? You are going to look like a total joke. I'm not scared of you, I'm scared for you. I'm scared your little world will be destroyed at Explosion and you won't know what to do with yourself after I kick your butt. It is pathetic really...
But there is no point talking about that guy anymore. He is a joke and a bad one at that. No, Tommy Knoxville is the guy who caught my eye out of this group. He is talented, covered in some sweet tattoos and he wants to bang me. I mean that is kind of awesome, right? He could of just asked me out though if he really wanted to do that but instead he is talking like we will do it in the ring. Sorry Tommy but in that ring I'll be sweaty and I'll be hot but it won't be from you. It'll be from flying around and having a great time. Again he acted like I was with Dangertainment though... Again, where did you get this info? I've talked to Jason Kash once but that is it. We aren't an item or even friends. Get your facts straight and if you don't know that then what do you know about me? Get your facts straight, Tommy and if you want a chance at getting with me then just be nice and come ask me to go play mini golf sometimes. Threatening me and acting tough isn't going to get you anywhere with girls.
The other guys I haven't heard much from yet. Maybe they are scared by my big muscles? Or they are intimidated by my phsyique? I don't know yet but I do know that they are in deep trouble if they don't step it up. This match is how Explosion is going to start out and we don't want to be a stinker. This is my match to win and it is my match to lose. Honestly the other five people are just there to give me someone to fight in my world. I know they are talented in their own right but like I said before this show was named after me and it is my destiny to win it. It is my time to shine and shine I will. Explosion is going to be awesome time for me and no matter how hard you boys try you won't ruin it for me. Audrey out!
Audrey jumps off the turnbuckle with a grin. She quickly holds up some devil horns with her tongue sticking out at the camera before grabbing the top rope and leaping over it to the outside. She then heads up the ramp, a grin on her face and a skip to her step again. It was almost time for her debut, the biggest night of her career and Audrey couldn't want to see what was going to happen.
