Post by David Alastair on May 13, 2006 21:39:45 GMT -5
((OCC Note: Blah! I was gonna start on this yesterday. But I apologize. Well, as long that it's on time and everything...Enough of this jibba-jabba, enjoy!))
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David then unlocks the cage after the camera stop rolling...
David: Nice, you have good touch. Perhaps, you can be a great help for me.
Kyoko smiled and flipped a hand through her hair...
Kyoko: Thank you. It's an honor.
She then looks over to the camera crew...
Kyoko: Alright guys, be ready for our next skit...
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Here, the camera roll to reveal the backside of a figure entering a dimly lit room with padding all over the place. Sitting at the corner of this room, the viewers catch another dark figure rocking back and forth. The camera shifts focus to the front of the figure, which appears to be male, grunting loudly while what it appears to be a nun calmly walking towards the crazy man. The nun suddenly grabs from behind her a whip. She smiles as the figure stands up, only a meager six feet tall, who turns around slowly to face her...
He slowly lifts up his hands to where she can see them. The nun notices that the man's hands are wet with blood. The source of the blood, to the viewer and the nun herself, was unknown. She shakes her head in disbelief.
She tilts her head a bit...
Nun: How many straight jackets did you go through this week, my son? Do you know? Well, you know what to do...
The man grunts as he gets on his knees. It seemed like he awaiting some sort of punishment. Most likely coming from the whip the nun is holding. But the nun refrains and motions the man to stand back up.
She lifts up a finger, and inhales...
Nun: Not this time. For you, yes, you are chosen to defeat two deadly enemies.
The man nods, as the nun continues...
Nun: For you, my beautiful child of God, will destroy those..."sinners". They will pay. Yes! They will pay. For something like you cannot be contained. However, one of the most wonderful things of being a woman is to manipulate beasts such as yourself...
The nun places her free hand onto the man's cheek briefly before letting her hand drift back to her side...
Nun: So this Sunday at Slam, they will see how 'unique' you really are. How truly destructive you can be. How...Jewish you really are...
The nun lets down her 'hood', revealing herself to be Kyoko Iwamoto. She smiles once again, as the man turns towards the camera slowly, revealing himself to be David Alastair...
David: Yes, Kyoko. You are right. When Sunday Slam is done and over with, both of my opponents will be humiliated, mutilated, and defeated. Done for, driven out, gone forever... For your Messiah, ladies and gentlemen, is not a force that is containable. Besides, what are the odds of catching lighting in a bottle? Next to nothing. Improbable, perhaps impossible. One day, you will see...
David inhales and exhales...
David: You all will see. From Ripper and his Dreadnoks, to Frank Adams and Matthew Draven, to She-Hulk Jojo and Mister "I'm the Highest Card-Shuffle Deck" Man, and even to Champions of past and present....
He closes his eyes briefly, and raises his head up. As if he is embracing this moment...
David: You all will see. For I am what I am. The New Messiah. Nothing less. And greater than what anyone will think. So this Sunday, Draven and Frank Adams, you two better save your prayers. Because tomorrow, you will lose. Because the new Messiah will still be here, as you two, will not...
Kyoko nodded, and turned towards the camera as well.
Kyoko: Because "The New Messiah" David Alastair has predicted it, so most defintely, it will come true...
Kyoko then gives a wink as the camera fades to black...
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As the director yells "cut", the two sigh in relief.
Kyoko looks to David...
Kyoko: Well, that'll take care of this week. You think so?
David shrugged...
David: No clue, but it should do. Just so you know, this is the final part of our weekly promo.
She nods in agreement...
Kyoko: Yeah, we had a pretty crazy week, you know? With the making it to the arena just in time for Slam last Sunday night, these promos, and lack of sleep.
David: Sleep. Now that's something I want right now.
Kyoko: More than winning this Sunday's match?
David: Hmmm...that's a close call. But, I'd take participating in a match more than an hour of sleep anytime.
The two proceed to walk out of the studio and into the night...
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David then unlocks the cage after the camera stop rolling...
David: Nice, you have good touch. Perhaps, you can be a great help for me.
Kyoko smiled and flipped a hand through her hair...
Kyoko: Thank you. It's an honor.
She then looks over to the camera crew...
Kyoko: Alright guys, be ready for our next skit...
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Here, the camera roll to reveal the backside of a figure entering a dimly lit room with padding all over the place. Sitting at the corner of this room, the viewers catch another dark figure rocking back and forth. The camera shifts focus to the front of the figure, which appears to be male, grunting loudly while what it appears to be a nun calmly walking towards the crazy man. The nun suddenly grabs from behind her a whip. She smiles as the figure stands up, only a meager six feet tall, who turns around slowly to face her...
He slowly lifts up his hands to where she can see them. The nun notices that the man's hands are wet with blood. The source of the blood, to the viewer and the nun herself, was unknown. She shakes her head in disbelief.
She tilts her head a bit...
Nun: How many straight jackets did you go through this week, my son? Do you know? Well, you know what to do...
The man grunts as he gets on his knees. It seemed like he awaiting some sort of punishment. Most likely coming from the whip the nun is holding. But the nun refrains and motions the man to stand back up.
She lifts up a finger, and inhales...
Nun: Not this time. For you, yes, you are chosen to defeat two deadly enemies.
The man nods, as the nun continues...
Nun: For you, my beautiful child of God, will destroy those..."sinners". They will pay. Yes! They will pay. For something like you cannot be contained. However, one of the most wonderful things of being a woman is to manipulate beasts such as yourself...
The nun places her free hand onto the man's cheek briefly before letting her hand drift back to her side...
Nun: So this Sunday at Slam, they will see how 'unique' you really are. How truly destructive you can be. How...Jewish you really are...
The nun lets down her 'hood', revealing herself to be Kyoko Iwamoto. She smiles once again, as the man turns towards the camera slowly, revealing himself to be David Alastair...
David: Yes, Kyoko. You are right. When Sunday Slam is done and over with, both of my opponents will be humiliated, mutilated, and defeated. Done for, driven out, gone forever... For your Messiah, ladies and gentlemen, is not a force that is containable. Besides, what are the odds of catching lighting in a bottle? Next to nothing. Improbable, perhaps impossible. One day, you will see...
David inhales and exhales...
David: You all will see. From Ripper and his Dreadnoks, to Frank Adams and Matthew Draven, to She-Hulk Jojo and Mister "I'm the Highest Card-Shuffle Deck" Man, and even to Champions of past and present....
He closes his eyes briefly, and raises his head up. As if he is embracing this moment...
David: You all will see. For I am what I am. The New Messiah. Nothing less. And greater than what anyone will think. So this Sunday, Draven and Frank Adams, you two better save your prayers. Because tomorrow, you will lose. Because the new Messiah will still be here, as you two, will not...
Kyoko nodded, and turned towards the camera as well.
Kyoko: Because "The New Messiah" David Alastair has predicted it, so most defintely, it will come true...
Kyoko then gives a wink as the camera fades to black...
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As the director yells "cut", the two sigh in relief.
Kyoko looks to David...
Kyoko: Well, that'll take care of this week. You think so?
David shrugged...
David: No clue, but it should do. Just so you know, this is the final part of our weekly promo.
She nods in agreement...
Kyoko: Yeah, we had a pretty crazy week, you know? With the making it to the arena just in time for Slam last Sunday night, these promos, and lack of sleep.
David: Sleep. Now that's something I want right now.
Kyoko: More than winning this Sunday's match?
David: Hmmm...that's a close call. But, I'd take participating in a match more than an hour of sleep anytime.
The two proceed to walk out of the studio and into the night...
